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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:59 am

Same Old:

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My love my dream it only to be with you as soon as possible. I love you very strongly and I want to be only with you. I think of you every day.

AND

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Check on love
It without it could not live,
She as lives his sense,
Life without it... Yes it is fiction.
It also did not know, that can so to love.

Well and she, is inaccessible,
As if the star and to not get...
Therefore also it is dear,
And its caress to know to nobody.

She repeats: " we only friends with you ",
And it in the answer: " To you by soul it is adhered,
All life beside I to be obliged,
All life I shall be only yours ".

And lived: it silently liked,
She to herself did not admit it,
It gave flowers to it, at cinema drove,
For pleasure as if from mind descended,
When she occasionally kissed it.

Nobody saw, and did not notice,
Its eyes in love with him of light,
Well and in soul hot fire flared,
When home there were they from appointment.

That is one of my favourites but how can I choose from the hundreds? Aw Jeeze I might as well send My Lena some more 'Love':

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Come on baby, eat the rich,
Bite down on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess around, don't you give me no switch…
C'mon baby and eat the rich,
C'mon baby and eat the rich…
Sittin’ here in a hired tuxedo,
You wanna see my bacon torpedo!…

At least some of Lemmy's lyrics rhyme....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

You sweet talker you . If only you weren't spoken for (sigh). Oh well
I really was hoping to hear those words every girl waits for. Yup you
teased and then left us unfulfilled. If you love "her" then you must tell "her " to " blame it on the boogie ".
Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:59 pm

OP. you are in deep doo-doo if this vlad listens to Aerosmith

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:59 am

@Capone - That one might have done it. For the first time since forever Lena didn't send me a message.

@makinmecrazy - I do seem to have an opening (wink). Please don't tell the Missus! Just for you ( and I guess anyone else reading this crap):

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My Russian Princess,

That nasty boogie bugs me, but somehow how it has drugged me you understand what I 'm saying don't you? Not hearing from you today reminds me so much of my first love; we spent the night in Frisco at every kinda disco but alas it wasn't to be!

Now I am despondent because of your silence, Spellbound rhythm gets me on my feet I've changed my life completely,I've seen the lightning leave me And my baby just can't take her eyes off me!

Please don't Blame it on the Sunshine, Moonlight, Good Times okay?

Your Love,

John

PS - I just can't control my feet because of my love for you!

This is the closest thing to a 'Normal' message that I have sent in months.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

How can "she" abandon you when you bare your heart with these heartfelt words of love. If only .... no I can't ............. although we both belong to others, we will always have " the boogie " Wink

If "she" insists on taking your love for granted , you may be forced to send her the well known sonnet written by the great poet Harry Nilsson . . . " you're breaking my heart ".

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:45 am

^Folks at work wondered why I was chuckling. I Blamed it on the Boogie....

Anyhow My Lena appears to be back on track:

Of course I must include her 'Personal' Message to John:

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Love. Two angels kiss
Eyelashes of lovely sleepy eyes.
I love you. Let angels dance
And against enemies preserve us.
You love me. Light in eyes plays
Vain life shining a way.
You will be a number. Heart becomes transfixed,
Rest and pleasure fill a breast.
I shall not transfer. I shall not break a word-
You my air, you only I breathe.
I heal wounds, I shall warm soul.
I beside shall be. From melancholy and troubles
In the embraces of you I shall cover,
In a gloom of night for you I shall light light,
You only be always near to me.
You do not deceive me. Love
Artful lie killing.
The lie for love - is more terrible than a knife.
Fools a mistake fatal.
Of me do not doubt. I like,
You only love ask advice.
Only for you I carefully store her,
In doubt only the love will give all answers.
I shall go to a tomb after you...

Tomb it may Concern perhaps? Either way, I'm sure she will appreciate this:

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My Darling Russian Princess,

I simply could not sleep Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men, who need more than they can get. Daylight deals a bad hand to a woman who has too many bets. Obviously you understand just exactly what I am saying Lena don't you?

All the love in the world can't be gone! All the need to be love can't be wrong! All the records are playing and my heart keeps saying: Boogie Wonderland. Yes my Dearest we will Dance, Dance, Dance when we finally meet! I promise!

Love,

John

With apologies to Earth, Wind and Fire!

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:19 am

Rinse, Lather, Repeat:

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In the city evening has fallen,
All gloomy fog,
She sat in park, waited for a meeting,
It was a little awful to this one.

She waited, waited for soul pleasure,
Waiting for the one of whom ideas concerning it are full,
Waiting for to whom always so it is enough,
Would overcome from whom lives of a wave.

But why it to this was madly sad,
Also has interrupted intimate burdensome feelings,
And as it even is a little empty,
About as though there was nothing.

Seeing the far favourite image,
Breath has stopped in it,
She waited any bad news,
Also an idea, that a meeting in division...

Perhaps My Lena is getting a bit worried? The Vlad Verse looks a wee bit Gloomy but then again isn't it all? Best appease her a tad:

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My Russian Princess,

I am so sorry but I have been very busy doing Field work and haven't been near a sizeable town for many days. There just aren't many options in the Logging Camps. With any luck I will be back home during next week and will be able to find the Western Union.

Thank you my Love for being so patient and understanding.

That seemed to do the trick:

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The fog blinds reason, heart.
The arrogance of a wall builds - not bridges,
In love from each other postponing.
The love with you has blessed us,
And angels - keepers has given,
And two souls in one has connected
And as a hobby uniform - two wings.
And, if you heed my entreaty,
And, if you believe, that the love is omnipotent,
I give the life for ever to you.
Before love even the death is powerless.

The love is born in hearts
Also becomes more strong with parting.
Love to not describe in verses,
To not explain experience!

Love appreciate, and suffer
In love flare, and dream
Do not give, but farewell
Loved, all your grief.

Maybe not. John had best tell Lena about his recent Malady then:

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My Sweet Russian Bride,

Why do you no longer write from your Heart as I do? Yes I will admit that I love your Beautiful Poetry but I need so much more from you.
I haven't been feeling very well as of late so I called the doctor on the telephone. 'Said Doctor, Doctor, Please; I got this feeling rocking and a reeling! Tell me, what can it be? Is it some new disease? You understand my concern don't you Lena? Of course you can; what am I saying? Please forgive me but the Doctor said I had the Boogie Fever, I think it's going around! He also said that when we finally meet, we will have to do the Bump all night long and keep it going strong.

Talk soon my Love,

John

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

"Ooooh that is very sucks" I've heard that the cure for that is hard to find and very expensive.

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:54 pm

^I'll have you know that I got a fever, and the only prescription is:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsUf_oIgp0

Meanwhile in VladLand the Fog is getting thicker:

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April carried our meeting,
And May everyone was foggy,
And only last evening

And after again rain.
You remember, the city cried,
As the old artist,
Having collected pictures lots

Warm breath of spring...
Let will have a sleep while winter and autumn,
And color iridescent dreams
To us on wings the swallow brings.

Let while frosts will wait,
Let there will come time of a meteoric shower,
Nightingales in June start singing,
Also there will be in the world all as it is necessary.

I went to the trouble of Translating the above: ' I Vanna be Sandtimer' or something to that effect....

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My Russian Princess,

Your words are like Pudding in my hands and Paper Mâché on my Dorsal Fin. That is correct Darling all our times have come, here but now there gone! Seasons don't fear the Reaper nor does the sun or the rain as you obviously understand much better than I My Lena! We can be like they are; come on Baby Don't fear the reaper...we'll be able to fly! Baby I'm your Man!
Came the last night of sadness and it was clear she couldn't go on! Yes that is correct my Love then the door was open and the wind appeared. Plus as you probably can believe; the candles blew and then disappeared! Luckily, the curtains flew and he appeared saying don't be afraid!

What a crazy Dream but this Dream will become a reality. Mark my words!

Love,

John

Ps - Do you have any more Sexy Pictures for me? I've kinda worn out the last bunch.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

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Ps - Do you have any more Sexy Pictures for me? I've kinda worn out the last bunch.

I'm going to let this slide just this once. I got the one side of my brain screaming do it, do it, do it. post one of them pictures you have stored away just for a opportunity like this and the other side is screaming.. Don't do it. You wanna get kicked of the forum. Dam conscience. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:57 pm

^Just this once? Uh oh....

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That love to each other
It was full, as the sea,
And never to take out her,
To drain it was impossible,
Love and appreciate time,
That you have lead together-
And the feeling new suddenly will flash
Also will spread, as in soul a dawn.

What happiness has dropped out - to like!
To search and trust, in clouds to fly,
To laugh, sing, and sometimes to long
Instants up to meetings to count.

All of us are tied by love.
In dreams to us to wake up, fall asleep.
Love the will destiny,
Also it would be desirable to fly from it.

Well at the least the Fog has Lifted.

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It is time to us to admit love.
And we admit, having told,
That not always to us to be justified
Gives love chance and destiny.

We want to fill with friendship a life
And to meet pure love.
She of all flours, certainly, costs
Also gives happiness without fetters.

The love is a gentle flower,
It is accessible not to everyone.
But if you are lonely,
The ardent bud will reveal.
You very strongly I love

Anybody cannot change
Those feelings, that gently I store
And I shall eternally store.

As you can well imagine, John is getting more and more Smitten by the minute. He decides to Profess his Love as he never has before! RIP Chrissie Amphlett!!!!!!

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My Russian Princess,

Your Beautiful Verse and Photographs fill my days with Eternal Joy. In Fact; I love myself, I want you to love me, when I feel down I want you above me,
I search myself I want you to find me,I forget myself I want you to remind me!

Do you realize My Lena that I don't want anybody else; When I think about you I touch myself...Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no!!!

Above and beyond that my Darling you're the one who makes me come running, you're the sun who makes me shine, when you're around I'm always laughing, I want to make you mine!!!

In Addition to that when I close my eyes and see you before me think I would die if you were to ignore me! A fool could see Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I do anything for you! You've heard me Correctly Lena but I think I need to repeat it so that you Truly know how I feel! I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself...Ooh I don't want anybody else...I could go on My Precious One but I think you get the picture!

Speaking of Pictures do you have any more for me? The ones I have now seemed to haven't gotten some 'Stains' on them.

Love,

John

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:22 pm

First the Schlock:

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And we lose from only, that is
But only to be close to loved.
There will be only a honour,
But you with it, with unique!
Friends, family, the house and work,
And to us who - that is not important already,
And the circle is important only with loved!

We lose from a head absolute,
All surprise of nonsense.
And the life becomes another,
And the world all even not any need...

As we are never romantic
And wings it are seen behind
of a back part,
Well also are still self-critical,
From time to time, even are illogical,
And unsatisfied with itself.

And if who - that a lunatic
A little began, absolutely a little,
Means, the love is not far,
And it who - that in paradise arrives!

I've seen worse I suppose. Since Lena sends Crap so shall John:

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Hi My Russian Princess,

All this time you send me such Poetry but not tell me anything from your Heart. Please tell me about your day and your fine looking friends. I am so curious to hear the smallest details.

Wild things can’t be tamed under my skin and its just the same wading, ignited and there’s no way I’ll ever fight it! Because My Darling I don’t know any better! No I don’t know when its time, time for me to stop, no, no. All night you give me what I like high intense, high explosive dynamite! Pure Dynamite!

Sorry for being so Germane my Beauty but sometimes these things need to be said.

Love,

John

Lena's reply took me by surprise:

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My I want to inform loved to you that in this poetry I invest all soul
when I write it to you. I can tell to you from the heart that I love you
and very strongly I want to be only with you as soon as possible. My
love all depends only on you. You inform me also have found the western
union and tried to send money??? I think of you every day. I want to be
with you as soon as possible!!! I also send you the photos

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:29 am

You might 'Like' this:

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To like - to be not such as all!
To like - to be sometimes mad,
To be a lunatic, mad,
And to be not closed in soul!

To like - to have two half,
Hearts flaring by fire,
And to build love a palace
As if from a fantastic picture.

To love and light up all light
The shining smile.
To forgive all troubles and mistakes,
That the person makes!

To like, and a pain to not cause
To the one whom in dreams you see
And never to offend.
And even if you will offend
Fault now to expiate!

To like - means to not notice
All fine struggles of life,
And how many was alarms,
To like - does not mean to leave!

So means to grow fond?
Means about all others to overlook!
And never to change,
To like! To like! Only to like!

Like Oh My Gawd! As luck would have it, it gets worse (or better I suppose):

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That to us love to admit,
We wait for light kind feelings.
At love from belief a dress,

Admitting, we solve
Who main and is stronger.
To happiness of a door it is opened,
And it goes more soon.

In a storm and a storm, during a rain and a snowfall
We search silent harbour of a sign.
And again as moths we aspire to light,
Which us to burn it happens it is glad.

In the winter and in the summer, in heat and hurricane
We wait, that the God will relieve us of a flour,
Not knowing, that already has taken a spear in hands
Amur - the careless boy - hooligan...

You took the Words right out of my Mouth Lena! Hey wait that's a song isn't it? Oh well that'll have to wait for another day:

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My Russian Princess,

Firstly I must compliment you on your beautiful choice of rhetoric it makes my feel so special that I gots Ants in my pants and I need to Dance. C'mon my Darling as some big fine looker Gonna make me Prance. Yes you heard me correctly My Lena; you need someone to love you and I'm the one! I'm a good fine loving; Son of a Gun! All you really have to do to ensure my Love is to Squeeze me tight, hold me right...make me know you are mine! Hey! I want you, yes I do, with all my Heart and Soul!

Good God My Lena you got to lift me up! On the other side; Hey!

Love,

John

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

Have you told her the one about a man from Nantucket. There are plenty of versions to keep us entertained. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:13 am

^Due to the 'Canadian Flu' I have been a bit more reserved although I'm sure it will come to that! For now we will be stuck with what Lena has put in my Brain:

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I write verses on love,
That in soul was warmer.
Such verse will not be superfluous.

We wish love in a life,
We dream and simply we trust.
Love, make rage more silently,
And our hearts - it is more courageous.

You I love, I admit fairly,
Hide I it I can not.
In fact to live much more interestingly,
Having told three words in reality.

You I love, you know about it,
And never overlook.
Also I from you wait for the answer,
To plunge into eternal paradise.

To write about love we are given birth.
Let hatred will disappear for ever.
And everyone in soul from us strong.
And happiness the person will find.

Wishing each other from heart
Love meek to not know,
We trust, that we like forever.
We trust, that in forces to dream.

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Hello my loved!!!
My love I did not receive from you the letter! What with you happened???
With you all is good??? I very strongly worry and strongly I suffer for
you!!! I love you and strongly I miss on you and under your letters. Why
you do not write?? Write to me as soon as possible!!! I shall wait from
you for the letter.

I've been ignoring Lena lately as I really don't know what to say:

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My Russia Beauty, I am sorry for not being able to write over the Weekend but I was in the Field and didn't have access to my Email. It is comforting that you worry about me as I'm here for you. Love you,

I know kinda lame but so am I!

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My love I is glad to receive from you the letter. I wanted to ask simply
that at you has turned out with a parcel of money inform me?? You tried
to send money whether or not?? If there is no that inform me when you
will try to send money?? Inform me concerning it?? I wait from you for
the letter?? I love you and very strongly I miss on you

Better than Lena writing verse I suppose:

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Has fallen asleep lovely under the moon,
Stars in blue are appreciable.
Smile on my eyes,
In fact happiness on your eyes!

In dream we in a fairy tale shall depart:
On a field barefoot we run,
In heavens the moon soars,
And on hearts at us spring!

On veins blood runs more strongly,
All knocks on heart, knocks...
And our pulse types a course,
In fact the happiness ahead of us waits!

I write verses on love.
We frequently in it feel needs.
We want, that to us nightingales
Have sung about something strainedly.

Write about love with all the heart,
And prose into dream transform.
About the best to admit hasten,
What is heart fells.

So for several days I've had Manilow stuck in my Head. These Russians are Evil I Tell You!!! After this I'm heading to the Bait Shack to listen to Eazy-E at top volume:

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My Russian Princess,

I feel like I've been alive forever and you wrote the very first Poem! I put the words and melodies together; I am the Music Man and you write the Poems! I write the songs that make the whole world sing, I write the songs of Love and Special things my Lena; I also as you can well imagine write the Songs that make young girls cry. I write the songs; you write the Poems!

My Home lies deep within you and I've got my own place in your Soul Lena!

Being said my Beauty, I have been unable to locate a single Western Union in my Neck of the Woods. They seem quite rare in these parts. Is there any way you can provide me with a Bank Account so that I can have you in my arms by the end of the week?

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:35 am

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take! Lucky for me I can vent the Demons on this Forum.

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We with you are able to love,
But without love to us to live it is impossible,
In fact the life should beat a key,
And without love, alas, not that path.

Love... She inspires,
Easily with it it is breathed... About, Yes!
And forces still to us adds,
Though it is sad and it happens sometimes.

But also to suffer us forces
And the life at times to us is not lovely already
And at all does not move,
When the melancholy will lodge in soul...

But all the same in love there is a force
And the person then lives,
When, as soon as the life would not beat,
It on the ground will find love!

Up here in Canada we are experiencing a bit of a Heat Wave although the clouds kinda looked like they had Snow in them; Hank Snow that is:

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My Russian Princess,

Your Poetry makes me feel like a VLady's Man and that's no Crime because I like them round me all the time; I've got a line of talk they understand My Lena! I get the Breaks; I guess I got everything it takes...when it comes to loving they like my Brand. Earlier in my life Lena; the Gals wouldn't leave me alone and I had to disconnect my phone but that's how it is when you're a Lady's Man.

When I was just a child of Three the Women used to bounce me on their Knee and they'd always say when he grows up watch out! When the Gals see his Big Blue Eyes they'll hang around like a Bunch of Flies...those Women sure knew what they were talking about Darling. Lucky for me my Princess that you came along to take me away from all of that! Yes that is correct Lena, I like them short and I like them tall and as a matter of fact I love them all but you are my Favourite!

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 1:23 am

Anybody ready for some Crappy Poetry?

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We to admit we aspire in love.
We hear, as in heart nightingales sing,

Simply to admit it happens at times
It is difficult, as though the fault is in words of those.
Strong feeling conducts behind itself,
Simply tell " In you my happiness ".

We are glad to verses about love,
Verses idle promises
To us pleasure day again.

It is at times easy to define,
Where true, where lie.
Recognitions are pure in love.

To confuse phrases easily
The one who could hear.
Not hearing - you know, lie anything,
But also anything love.

How to inform verses,
When the soul sings?
Recognitions - forward.

Actually Lena that wasn't half bad! What else do you have for me?

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About love at times we hasten to tell,
Even if time has not come.
Ripened, it is possible to learn in a moment,
As the mistake to us conducts griefs.

Too for a long time the sense is not present to pull.
It is possible to burn out hope,
That it is very necessary for happiness
To meet to us, to live as before.

We dream of the love
To tell to the one who costs flours,
Write more likely you about it,
Perhaps, more soon she happen.

Love words you will not describe,
But know, that I love you.
I hope, you will hear me,
You will understand, that I of nights do not sleep.

The love happens very different,
Mutual, and perhaps, no.
But I know: she is fine,
And it at all a secret.

Dang that was better than I thought it was going to be. Tis a shame that I feel like I've even bitten by a Scorpion:

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My Russian Princess,

It's early morning, the sun comes out, last night was shaking and Pretty loud. My Cat is Purring and scratches my skin so what is wrong with another sin?

Earlier in the week I had asked you for Banking details so that we could finally be together because the bitch is hungry, she needs to tell...so give her inches and feed her well. More days to come, more places to go. I've got to leave; its time for a show. Yes you heard me correctly My Lena I am off to Anchorage to sell my Pelts. With any luck I will be able to buy that Sauna we always wanted. Wouldn't that be Great? I thought you'd like that because my body is burning, it starts to shout and desire is coming; it breaks out loud! Lust is in cages, til storm breaks loose...just have to make it with someone I choose.

Anyway Darling the night is calling I have to go, the wolf is hungry he runs the show.

Yours,

John

Has anybody ever noticed that all Scorpions songs sound the same? They wouldn't if you heard me at that Karaoke Bar the other Day!

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:14 pm

This is starting to get to me since Lena hardly even asks about money any more. It definitely makes the Bait easier but that's not really what it's all about in my books. Oh well:

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I like. And in this word all:
Both noise of a wave, and a wind of coast,
And the cloud, that bears a rain,

Throwing back a sight all around,
In your eyes I see reflection,
And in heart I hear reciprocal knock,
Love reciprocal I catch instants.

Love are my wings behind a back,
The love is air, I breathe you.
The love is a pleasure always and everywhere,
The love is a happiness on this ground.
I love you how still to prove?
There will be no also words that love to describe.
You simply believe, I at the nights do not sleep,
And to be with you, all on light I shall endure.

Where verses to get loved?
How words him to pick up?
As about the best to tell,
What on heart has hidden?

I shall write let simply too,
The main thing in fact - with all the heart.
About love not everyone writes.

Not a Bad go really. Perhaps you should try just a bit harder:

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Gentle sight, beautiful eyes
Have pricked heart - on eyes tear!
Your image now in my memory:
In the afternoon and at night, and in a way I with it.

Heart full love knocks,
In veins hot beats a volcano blood!
Passionately it would be desirable to see you again-
Fought blood a volcano that again!

We trust valid and in the Enlightenment,
Also we search the Miracle again and again.
Both the Word we appreciate, and the Instant,
While the Love lives in hearts.

We wait with future Happiness,
That Feelings - as a sea surf!
That past mountain and a bad weather,
While the Love lives in hearts.

We thirst for Passions and Hopes,
And in veins blood begins to boil,
And Tomorrow will be, as before,
While the Love lives in hearts.

Since I've been at a complete loss as to how to respond for weeks upon weeks, I take my inspiration from the Random Crap that is my Life. Did I tell you that I was Rickrolled earlier today? Well now I have and now have you been but most important of all so has Lena:

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My Russian Princess,

I just thought I'd reinforce my feeling for you since we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I and a full commitments what I'm thinking of. Honestly Lena you wouldn't get this from any other Guy. Perhaps it is because I miss you so but I just want to tell you how I'm feeling and I Gotta make you understand that I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Lena.

We've known each other for so long! Your Heart's been aching but you're to shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on and we know the Game and we're gonna play it! And if you ask me how I'm feeling; don't tell me you are too blind to see!

That's right my Russian Beauty I'm never Gonna give you up.

Love,

John

Just a hint for the Gentle Reader - If you read Lena's Verse in the manner of Rick Astley, it makes it much more Palatable. Mind you it could also drive you complete Batshit insane too!

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:29 pm

Where is she getting this stuff? Russian-goth-r-us? My vlads run to begging and whining. Have you ever googled it?

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:16 pm

^I have occasionally tried to find some of this crap but no hits. Now I haven't really put a lot of effort into it so anyone can feel free....

Has anyone ever heard that Patience is a Virtue? Well I never would have believed it but it might just be true. You see, Lena sent me a Bank Account on February 26 and that was the end of the Russian Bacon. Mind you I have eaten Bacon in Russia at the Newest, Bestest, Most Modernest Hotel in all of St. Petersburg and it wasn't all that good. Actually everything offered at The Pushkin wasn't all that palatable (I will make an exception for Svetlana though).

Sidetracked again! Uuhhh...Oh Yeah got it but that'll have to wait for a moment:

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Good afternoon my love!!
Tell to me that concerning the help to me with money. I want to inform
you that my uncle has told that also can help with it. It has the bank
account. I can send the account of my uncle. Tell to me you can send
money for the account of mine of the uncle whether or not?? Inform me it??
I shall wait from you for the answer?? I love you and I think only of
you. I want to be with you as soon as possible

It has the bank account? Kewl!

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My Russian Princess,

I can most certainly transfer money into your Uncle's Bank Account. Thank you for being so understanding.
Do you have any more pictures and poetry for me?

C'mon VLad verse!

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I am glad that you agree to send money for the account of mine of the
uncle. I talked to mine the uncle and she have given me the bank account.
My love I also want to inform you that my uncle also informed that on it
the account needs to be sent only money in currency of euro!! You have
understood me?? It is necessary to send only in euro. I send you the
information number of the account that that my uncle has given me. It:

Redacted a whole Bunch O VLadish Account info

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My love you inform me have received it from me? You have received from
me number of the account of mine of the uncle? Inform me also when you
can send money for the account of the uncle??

Best sleep on it!

Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 12:49 am

I can't believe this Garbage is still dragging along:

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My love I is very glad that you speak me that were capable to send money
for the account which I to you has sent. You inform me how many have
sent money?? I should know it simply to inform my uncle

Yeah yeah we'll get to that but send me some VLad Verse First Okay?

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For those who in a life is absolutely lonely-
The life has grown dull much.

In this madness an oasis of love
Gives only delight and pleasure,
Hopes vivifying sweet.

Everything, that dozed till this day
In fact only love - a source of fire

Love, you great force in all,
The magician of strings human in the afternoon,
And at night - tsarina of recognitions.

Is silent to write not too simply,
Such affairs.
And to express such feelings
We wanted always.
We go forward, we go in attack,
Love we thirst irrevocably,
Huddling on fire,
To be ahead - to love you
Always, to not recede!
Idyll - such feeling, such good fortune.

That is actually one of the best ones I've seen from Lena. Maybe she is running out of ideas too. Perhaps I'll try Googling some of it to see if there are any hits.

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My Russian Princess,

How is your Uncle? I wish I had an Uncle to look up to but my Dreams sometimes Fester. Lucky for me you are here for me My Darling. Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together! brighter than a Lucky Penny; when you're near the rain cloud disappears Dear and I feel so fine just to know you are mine! Since I met you Lena my life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows!

Now I hope you don't mind but I sent a little bit extra money this time so that you can Treat your Family and Friends to a Special Dinner on me. Is $5,000 too much for you to accept My Lena? I sent that because Everything that's Wonderful is sure to come your way! Cause you're in Love and Love is here to stay!

John

Posted: Sat May 11, 2013 10:59 pm

This one is getting to be more routine than my Day Job (Fighting Crime in a Cape):

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As to me to tell, that again and again
To strike you with great feeling.
This feeling, lovely, - love.
Speak, she is similar to art.

You my girlfriend and the wife,
The sun in an impenetrable thickness of night.
Also I draw on feeling of a cloth
Your image, yours, native, eyes.

Marvellous sounds of love,
Light and a life of heavens
It would be desirable to tell again.
Even to look at you
In pleasure, my angel, the wife...

How many instants have passed,
Delightful, gentle instants...
All of us shall recollect, that has passed,
That proceeds, will be
With tenderness, a bright smile...
It is our choice and light...

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My love inform me that I knew precisely how many you have sent on the
account of mine of the uncle??? I should know it then to inform mine of
the uncle. I love you and I think of you every day. I shall wait from
you for the letter

Lena must really think money is coming here way! Kewl! Best Break into song then:

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My Russian Princess,

I thought I told you that I sent $5,000 to your Uncle's account? Is that okay Darling?

I can hardly wait to have you in my arms Lena so we can Party on that Postive side and Pump positive Vibes! So come along for the Ride; making you feel the rhythm is my occupation. So feel the Vibration! You are so special to me and I'm going to get mine so get yours; I want to see sweat coming out of your pores. On the house tip is how I'm swinging this!

Love,

John

Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 1:15 am

I'm starting to wonder if VLads have some sort of Sandtimer clause in their contract. This simply will not go away:

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I love you, my husband loved,
You are very much - very much expensive to me.
You for me irreplaceable,
Always I miss on you.
I write to you these lines,
To confirm the love.
And it is very much - very much lonely,
When not beside you with me!

Who for me loved most?
Who in the world the most dear?
To you I shall answer without a deceit,
That it you, the man mine!

You to love I shall not cease
I for as never.
In fact in my heart it is indefatigable
Burns love only for you.

I love you, and it not a secret,
And beforehand I know your answer,
I know about reciprocity of love,
But all the same me you call.
I want to hear gentle your voice,
I want you to touch a hand.
You - gentle, loved mine,
And only with you I shall be happy!

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My love inform me when money should be in bank??

Such a refreshing change Lena. With that I burst into song:

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My Russian Princess

I would have assumed that the money would be arriving by Thursday so hopefully you will be with me very soon. Couldn't possibly tell you how I mean but I can dance dance dance. So when I trip on my feet my Darling Lena look at the beat! In fact, the words are written in the sand when I'm shaking my hips so look for the swing because the words are written in the air.

As you obviously understand My Precious words can never make up for what you do easy conversations, there's no such thing. My hips they lie 'cause in reality I'm shy Lena

Love,

John

The only thing that has kept me going is my memories of Russia with its Free Vodka and $1 Marlboros....

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:29 am

So the Money was supposed to arrive Thursday or Friday but for some reason something went Horribly Wrong! Actually nothing went wrong but Lena decided to Self-Bait so I went along with it.

I'm not letting you off that easy. It'll come:

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You - loved mine the man,
Most in the world road.
Unless it not the reason
To be always - always with you?
Without you both days, and nights
Are pulled so for a long time.
You I miss very much,
So to me it is lonely.

Your love is more dear to me than all,
And it is not necessary for me more than anything.
I love you, the man my native,
I want, that you were always only mine.
You never, I ask, do not leave,
I do not know, that there will be ahead,
But I see with one you.
I want, that there was you with me.

You for words of love any more do not wait,
All were stated by me,
To me it is empty, it is easy for me...
I can talk about pleasure, and a pain,
But only not about that,
I live than and I breathe.
I can love so for a long time as I dream,
I can love, as light of a cloud
Are covered in the morning in silent expectation
You, but only for me... You.

Then the Flurry hit:

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Hello my love!!!
I did not receive today from you the letter!! What with you and where you??
I worry and I suffer for you.
Write to me as soon as possible!!! I wait from you for the letter

Vhat?

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My love you inform me as soon as possible be relative the sum how many have sent money to inform my uncle

No I just ain't getting you Lena. Try again:

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My love inform me in what currency have sent on the account of mine of the uncle in the American dollars? Or in euro??

Why should that matter?

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Good morning my love!
My love I at you am not simple so have asked concerning that in what
currency you have sent money. I when wrote to you in the letter the
information and the bank account of mine of the uncle I informed you
that money it is necessary to send in currency in euro!! You understand
me?? You remember it?? Otherwise money simply will not reach. Inform me
concerning it?? Simply I want to tell to you that if you have now sent
in $ that of money I can not reach. It was necessary to you to send
money in euro

What in the Blue Plate Special is a Euro? Hope this doesn't Screw up our plans!

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My love I want to tell to you that now will fail to arrive to you next
week. Because while you will send money and while my uncle will receive
them and will transfer them to me to hands will pass what that time. I
hope you of me understand in it. Also I want tell to you that the most
important I to the uncle could to receive your money and there it will
be already visible concerning that when I to you can arrive. You should
understand also that while that is not known that when I to you still
shall come because I still at all have no money from you. I love you and
certainly I want to be only with you as soon as possible.

Holy Mother of Crap this is Bad! I was really looking forward to having me a Taste of Russia this Weekend but things have gone Awry:

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My Russian Princess,

This is so disheartening! Welcome to my Nightmare!

Welcome to my Breakdown; I hope I didn't Scare you; that's just the way we are when we come down! We sweat and laugh and scream here; cause life is just a Dream here! You know inside you fell right at home here!

Love,

John

Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:53 pm

Stop the Presses. Gather around everybody. Today is a Momentous Occasion in Piles Place! Yup Lena actually tried to read one of my messages! It's True I tell ya:

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Good morning my love!
My love I has not understood you a little in the letter that you had more particularly?? Inform me it??

Don't worry about that Lena. Most people don't have a clue what the Heck I'm talking about. As Hendrix just stressed 'No Reason to get Excited':

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My love inform me when you now can send money in euro on the account of
mine of the uncle?? Inform me it? Because I think of you and strongly I
suffer

My Russian Princess, I certainly don't want you to Suffer. Wait a minute Lena I have a Great idea:

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My Russian Princess,

Lets go surfing now; Everybodys learning how
Come on and safari with me! Early in the morning well be startin out
Some honeys will be coming along. Were loading up our woody, With our boards inside And headin out singing our song.

Doesn't that sound better Darling? I knew you'd agree!

Love,

John