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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:48 pm |
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To (on this day!) my own sweetheart..Corona.
Another outstanding time with my favorite valentine...
 The memories...
Austria will be less beautiful with your leaving....
 and I will miss your touch.
A single perfect rose for a singular perfect lady..
Happy Valentine's day everyone!! |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:50 pm |
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Cachuma,
This is my friend Adam who you will be sitting next too.
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:54 pm |
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The fear of rejection was stopping me, but I don't have the time to waste
I'm past cloud 9 when I place my hands around your waist
I know lately things have been kind of crazy
buts there is no denying it girl I want you to be my baby
I want to be the one you talk about when you talk to your friends bout the one you loving
The one you can run to the one you can confide in
I want to be the one to keep you warm when its cold
give you a hand to hold
Someone to depend on when life gets rough
When your not here pictures and dreams just aren't enough
Sometimes I cant find the words to describe your beauty
and don't disagree, you look pretty damn hot to me
I want to be the one to loosen the cuffs when they too tight
I'm the one that will have you smiling from the break of dawn till the late night
Cause the truth is if the angel of death came to me tonight to take me off this earth
My last wish would be to see your face first
Cause I know there is no angel that could ever match your beauty and style
Nobody on heaven or earth can come close to that beautiful smile |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:29 pm |
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^^^ Got the hang of it now!
Who are you wooing? It's a little late into the holiday to be beating around the bush. 
Hi luckey. ♥ |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:32 pm |
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I only have eyes for you. Woo woo woo |
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Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:28 pm |
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Sound like a steam engine. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:29 pm |
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What I have in mind is a nice picnic together. Just talking and holding hands maybe a flirt here and there.
Later I will bait your hook when you drop a line. As you fish I will pitch a tent and start a camp fire.
We will sit around the fire and talk.
Honey I am just a simple man. |
Works for me! I hate pitching a tent, which is why when I go camping I take only my hammock. 
And -- bonus -- you don't have to bait my hook. I derive genuine pleasure 'cause when I'm impaling a nightcrawler, I think of lads and giggle.
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:30 am |
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Cachuma,
This is my friend Adam who you will be sitting next too.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:04 am |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:05 am |
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Hey, firef1y, wanna be my Valentine? |
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:10 am |
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Honored to accept your offer, SlapHappy.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:11 am |
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O, baby! Let's go, and then a late dinner.
See ya later guys! Have fun! |
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Sleepless
Goat Licker
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 315
Location: In my lad's head
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:25 am |
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Happy Valentine's to all the baiters. May your lads learn to do new tricks today  |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:27 am |
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Like cutting out their own hearts, and handing them to you? |
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(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:50 am |
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ooo Aztec Resort and Spa, your final destination. |
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What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:07 am |
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A poem that was written by a friend (by friend I mean something I found on Youtube that went viral) of mine to send to the lads:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm waiting for you
Blood is red
Bruises are blue
Don't say no. |
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Joker
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:54 am |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:42 pm |
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I just want to offer my heartfelt apology to Fo'andles for missing our date last night.
Everything was proceeding normally. I boarded the flight and found myself seated next to your...um..."friend", Adam. We had VERY lovely flight, what a nice guy! Being first class was certainly a nice touch...given that it was Valentine's Day, they offered all the champagne and strawberries we could consume.
Naturally, drinking all that champagne left us needing to use the facilities. First I went, then he went, then I went, then he went, then we decided why not just be a little more efficient and go at the same time. So we did...
Adam decided to have a little fun with his iPhone...
After so much champagne I began to feel a bit drowsy so I fell asleep...next thing I knew, I heard on the loudspeaker the captain announcing that there was a "terrorist alert" and the flight was being diverted to Stansted Airport! So we landed there, and Adam being the gentleman that he is, called his "people" and had a limo quickly sent over to pick us up. The captain was nice enough to let us take a bottle of that yummy champagne with us...
We were worried about terrorists, so Adam thought it would be best if we just used cash to pay for our hotel room and avoided using our credit cards, just in case some terrorist organization was looking for us. Fortunately he had lots of it in the limo.
So now I'm safely ensconced in the Oliver Messel Suite at the Dorchester. This place is GREAT! You get your own bathrobe, and they even gave me a complimentary brand new hairbrush!
We're going to camp out here for a few days, just to make sure the danger has passed.
Listen, Fo'andles, I'm really sorry I stood you up. But I'm sure you understand. My safety is more important than a date, right?
Oh, and Adam says hi! |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:33 pm |
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You just can't trust a woman and now i don't trust Adam.
That's it I'm gone of women.  |
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Cachuma
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Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:22 pm |
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Awww...now I feel guilty.
I have a leftover bottle of champagne, if you want me to send it to you as a consolation prize... |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:53 am |
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Cachuma,
Did Adam tell you..... |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:48 am |
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Oh wow, judging from the empty bottles and left over hearts, VD must be over.
I missed it, woke up with a fishing hook through my nose, a crayfish stuck on each ear, only one sock on and the keys to my unsinkable boat gone. My head hurts, so it must have been a good time.
I did find a tube of lipstick in my pocket. I will have to dust it for fingerprints to know who to thank. |
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Justcold
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Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:55 am |
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^This year was not up to snuff...A mod will be along shortly to put this limping dog down.  (Except Corona was my valentine again.. )
Where is your cat 'Noid? |
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ParaNoid
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Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:58 am |
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*Looks left*
Darn it, someone stole my cat too...
Yeah, I heard that the wooing was more like wo ing. |
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