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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:18 am

Hey Elmo!!!

TMF. ♥

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:24 am

Corona...

My heart cries for your response
Please answer my desires

Our time spent last year
have only lit the fires.

Love ya..

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:28 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

@Juan: Will you sweep me off my feet, take my breath away, and . . . some other clichés that I can't think of right now?

Absolutely. Name the time and place and I'm there. You shall be wooed, you will be breathless, and you will enjoy every exquisite, tender moment. And every romantic cliché in the book will turn into glorious, genuine reality. You can't begin to imagine, even in your wildest fantasies.

Just say the word and magic will happen.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:30 am

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:38 am

@Juan..now that is wooing. Thumbs up

Let's do this right. I don't mean to be telling a Mod what to do..but Corona was my Valentine last year..just saying. Laughing

Edit: I hope she will be this year too..

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:49 pm

^^^Woo hoo, this thread is looking up,

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:07 pm

My love is unfettered, it cannot be bound
It runs free on the breath of the wind
It is in the ground, the air, the sky, the sea
Surrounding all for you and me
It is in the flames of a roaring fire
It is in the chill quiet of a frozen night
It is a mug of chocolate on the porch
It is a tender caress on morning's first light
All of these things it will ever be,
So take care my love, and think sweetly of me.

xxxxx

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I really don't have time to take away from fixing my computer, so I am going to have to multitask. That's a turn-on right? Anyway, just a quick candid shot. Hope you like.

Please be mine...

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:02 pm

Ima wrote:

This is the worst Valentine thread ever!

Can't argue with that.

Ima wrote:

The men are apathetic and the women have taken to enticing them with pictures of meat.

But it worked for me - he showed up. Can't beat success. Laughing

For my Valentine:

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:08 pm

Cachuma,

What a cruel and hurtful remark, when i have busy making plans for our date.

Private chauffeur, pick up from your UK address, glass of Champagne to the airport

1 hour flight to Paris on a private jet with Champagne

Transfer from / to airport private chauffeur

Lunch at Joel Robuchon with Champagne

Flight back to London and then Champagne Exclusive Helicopter Tour (40 minutes)

Transfer from helipad to hotel via private chauffeur

1 night in a Suite at The Royal Horseguards Hotel inclusive of Breakfast, Champagne, Chocolate covered strawberries, rose petal turndown and personal butler

Private Cupids Capsule London Eye flight for 2 including priority boarding, private capsule for 2, a bottle of Pommery Brut Royal Champagne, a box of Hotel Chocolat Pink Champagne Truffles

Make your own Perfume experience- Design your own fragrance- Diamante Master Perfumer with a private chauffeur transfer to and from the hotel

6 course tasting dinner menu for 2 with a bottle of champagne at The Royal Horseguards 1212 restaurant

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:22 pm

Hmmmm. I feel my ears burning. Ladies???? Are you secretly pining for the return of Jojobean to the VD thread?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

^^ No that was your crotch burning due to VD...

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:01 pm

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Fo'andles wrote:

Cachuma,

Private chauffeur, pick up from your UK address, glass of Champagne to the airport

Only glitch is, how do I get myself to the UK?

Since you've been such a good boy, here's a little something to keep your tummy full until we can have our dream date:

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:14 pm

^^^ With all of those flights scheduled and drinks available, I suspect he's trying to joing the Mile-High club. (Be afraid,.....very afraid)

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Juan: When and where? Here, now. Woo me!

@Razor: Hot!!!

jojobean wrote:

Hmmmm. I feel my ears burning. Ladies???? Are you secretly pining for the return of Jojobean to the VD thread?

Jojo!!! Valentine's day is just not the same without you. No secret about it - I pine for your return.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:51 pm

My sweet Dora you know just what to do to get me up [/double entendre].
I do not need sugar just dip your finger in the cup.

Let’s keep the coffee brewing..
You will need to be up all night for what we will be doing.

You have me filled with desire.
OMG I am literally on fire!

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:58 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Jojo!!! Valentine's day is just not the same without you. No secret about it - I pine for your return.

Let the bidding start at $6,000,000.

Hopefully the VD thread just got better. Very Happy

(yes, I'm just that arrogant)

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

It's the return of freaking and stinging!

I'm not sure what this bidding is you mention. I don't chase after men (I let them catch me) and I certainly don't pay for anything.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:13 pm

My dearest Ima,

Our table is waiting, and the Roederer Cristal is on ice. Afterwards, we will follow our hearts to discover even greater ecstasy.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:15 pm

I see. First bid is in from an anonymous bidder at $6,000,000. It was signed by a certain I Am A Baiter. Hmmmmmm.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

^^^ Whoever that guy is, he sounds like he's a scam victim. Refer him over to ScamWarners.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:24 pm

And Ima, I certainly cannot offer the rich extravagance that the greedy Juan can. But I'll offer you this:

www.deepfield.at/images/gallery/img_moon_1024x768.jpg

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Jojo: Are you wooing me? ♥ (You've never wooed me before!)

@Juan: Beautiful. I'm interested, please tell me more.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:48 pm

I was just throwing that out there. I mean, the moon and the stars certainly cannot compare to Juan's lavish gifts, purchased with his ill gotten money.

I am but a poor farm boy.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:00 pm

Dearest Ima, I would gladly tell you more but I fear that my loving comments would best be kept private. I will happily reveal my innermost thoughts as we hold hands while walking along the Seine as the sun sets, and our night of passion begins.

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