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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Sep 2012 Posts: 5

Starts with the usual:

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From: [email protected]
it's still in good condition ?
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

When I hit reply the address changes:

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To: [email protected]
Yes it is and is 20% off right now
Sent from my LG phone

Oh, and now we have a name too! I like this lad!

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From: Millan Stone
Thanks for the prompt response to my mail. I will be buying from you
so please kindly withdraw the advert from C.LIST. Please be informed
that i will be paying with a certified check from my Bank it will be
delivered to you via United Parcel Service (UPS or FEDEX), so I'll
need you to provide me with the following information to facilitate
the mailing of the check...

Name to be on the payment ____
Home address____
City____
State____
Zip Code_____
Cell phone #______

I will make arrangements for the pick up as soon as you have your
money I am completely satisfied with the advert and the payment will
be delivered within 2-3 working days.** I use a hearing impaired
phone# and will receive your calls via email **

N.B UPS & fedex does not deliver to a P.O box addresses.

Thanks

I want to think of a cool name but accidentally spell it wrong because of spell check on my phone:

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Hello!

Name: Lekker Window
Address: xxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxx

I do not have a phone as I cannot speak and, just like you, conduct all my business through email.
Thank you for your purchase!

It has been 5 days and I have not heard anything back. Let’s see if this lad is still interested:

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Hello Millan,

I just want to inform you that I have not seen your check yet.
I know you said 2-3 working days, and I know the mail is slower here in
Alaska but
I am growing concerned maybe something has happened to it.
Do you have a tracking number or something so we can trace your check?

Waiting for your response,
Lekker Window

The same day the lad replies:

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Hello I appreciate your quick response sorry for late respond and am happy
you are selling to me. I got your details and have forward it to my
secretary, payment has been issued out to you and sent to you via
FedEx courier service, I will email you with the tracking number for
confirmation as soon as am provided with it. I will also like to let
you know that shipping company funds was included with your payment
due to i might not be around once the payment arrive to you because
am going to ALABAMA for my honeymoon Once the payment arrive you will
go ahead and have the check cash then you deduct the money for your
item with additional $100 for your Gas and running around then you have
the rest of the money send to my shipper via western union and money
gram then i will contact shipper to get ready to come over for pick up
immediately. LET ME KNOW IF I CAN trust you in this transaction.
Note you are not responsible for shipping as soon as you have the check
and have it cashed my shipper will be coming over for pick up Hope to
hear back from you soon.

Thanks for your understanding

Hmm Alabama sounds interesting maybe he will chat about it:

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Congratulations with your wedding!
Where in Alabama are you going on your honeymoon?
I have been there and found it to be too hot this time of the year.

Please let me know the tracking number as soon as possible and the
information
for the shipper so I can send a money gram once I cash the check.

Lekker Window

This lad has no time for chit-chat:

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Hello how are you doing i just want to let you know that the payment
had been issued and sent to you via USPS courier service which is
going to arrive to you very soon latest on Wednesday 3PM once you receive
it let me know so that all the arrangement for pick up can be getting
done immediately i will soon get back to you with the shipper
information and USPS tracking number so you can be able to check
the status of delivery till then stay blessed..

I had to keep it short:

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Ok, thank you. I will let you know as soon as it arrives.
Thanks again for your purchase

It takes him another 11 days to reply, he must be a busy lad!

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Hello for been keeping the item for me till today sorry for getting back to
you so late i had a call from home that Mom Pass away that is why i travel
out of state i just get back to town last night i had a confirmed from
UPS that the payment will be deliver to you today Here is the tracking
number for you to check the status of the delivery {1ZRV88150192938637 }
As i told you before that i might not be around when the check arrive due to
am going to ALABAMA for my honeymoon Here is what you need to do. Just
go straight to your bank and cashed the check instantly or you can deposit
it into your bank account it will only take 24hrs for the check to be verify
and the money will be available in your account and as soon as you have
the cash go ahead and deduct your money for the item with additional $100
for your Gas and running around then have the rest of the money send to
mover via western union money transfer so that shipper can be coming
over for pick up immediately. Herae is the shipper information to send the
rest of the money to via western union or money gram transafer.

NAME: Ashley xxxxx
ADDRESS: xxxxxxxxx
CITY: Troy
STATE: Mo
ZIP CODE: 63379

Shipper have ready to come to your location anytime from now he informed me
that the only thing holding him up is the shipping funds. so immediately you
have the money send to shipper i will require the following information on the
western union transfer receipt such as........

1: Sender's name and address used in sending the money
2: The MTCN number which is the 10 digits number on the western union receipt
3: Actual amount sent.after western union charging
4: date and time you want shipper to come over for pick up

Note. email me your map quest for shipper to locate to place with the best
time you want the shipper to come over for the pick up today cos i do
still have some other items at another location with shipper need to pick up for
me that is why you need to send all the rest of the money to my shipper for
shipper to proceed on is work immediately **Please note that youwill be paying
whatever the western union charges to send the money from the excess fund
before sending the rest to shipper thanks for your understanding hope to hear
back from you soon.

God bless you

Now let’s see if I can keep him busy:

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Hello
Received your check last night.
The banks are closed on the weekend but it should not be a problem
because we have the same bank!
Western Union has an office next door to the bank so I will go there right
away as well!

It is great doing business with you!

Thanks
Lekker Window

This lad is quite the business man:

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Thanks for the prompt response to my mail. I will be buying from you
so please kindly withdraw the advert from C.LIST. Please be informed
that i will be paying with a certified check from my Bank it will be
delivered to you via United Parcel Service (UPS or FEDEX), so I'll
need you to provide me with the following information to facilitate
the mailing of the check...

Name to be on the payment ____
Home address____
City____
State____
Zip Code_____
Cell phone #______

I will make arrangements for the pick up as soon as you have your
money I am completely satisfied with the advert and the payment will
be delivered within 2-3 working days.** I use a hearing impaired
phone# and will receive your calls via email **

N.B UPS & fedex does not deliver to a P.O box addresses.

Thanks

And he sends a reminder the same day:

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I wi ill be looking for western union transfer details and best time
for the pick up once you have the rest money wire to my shipper as
soon as possible.

Thank you

He likes his deals to go fast:

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Hi,how are you doing?I just wanted to have you informed that i receive
a call from my Bank and informing me that the check as been presented
for collected at my Bank and it as since been cleared so right now
the funds has been cleared into your account now.All you have to do
know is deduct the money for the good am buying from you in additional
to the $100 and giving you to offset the cost if the runing around so
that you now have to sent the remaining funds to my mover via western
union today so the the shipper can come
over for the pick promptly.
Afterward i will require the following
information from you........
1.The MTCN number that is the 10 digits number on the western union
receipt/ Refence number 8digit
2.Sender's name and address used in sending the money
3.Actual amount sent.
***Please note that you will be paying whatever the western union
charges to send the money from the excess fund ***
Best Regards

A bit too fast:

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Hi
That is odd, I have not been to the bank yet, they are closed on the weekend.
I will be going there today and the Western Union office is in the same building so it should be fast.

Regards,
Lekker Window

Patiently waiting now:

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Ok am waiting for the details

Impatient now:

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have you send get money get back to me with the transfer details asap

This lad is no fun, let’s see if I can make it fun:

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Something terrible has happened!
As I was waiting in line at a popular place in a seedy neighborhood for
my cinnamon roll someone broke into my car and stole my purse with your
check in it!
You need to put a stop payment on the check right away!
I am so sorry for the inconvenience!

I have to go, the police are here to take a report of the break-in.
If you do not want to continue with this purchase I understand.
If you still want the item please resent a new check so we can complete
the transaction.

Awaiting your answer,
Lekker Window

Flabbergasted?

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What do you mean??

I think I lost him but give it one more try:

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I was on my way to the bank and stopped at the Sticky Store to pick up my cinnamon roll. You know, they are about the size of a small plate with a warm moist cinnamony center and frosting on top. Anyway, while I was in line some young lads broke into several cars, to include mine, and grabbed what they could. My purse with your check was in my car and the little tugs took it. I URGE you to put a stop payment on it! I am sure they will try to cash it!
I don't know what to do!
I feel so bad that this has happened!
The police took statements but I doubt they will do anything.
Let me know what you want to do.
I feel so bad that I would like to give you a discount if you still want to complete the purchase.
Lekker Window

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