"copesation from my cuntry" - a Cammy chat

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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:03 am

A Moneygram Lad has been after Cammy for some weeks, and one day...

8:39 PM
Cammy: Didn't think you still cared how I am.
Lad: so how are you doing
Cammy: Great - after Friday's tantra we were off to an SF-themed photoshoot. Costumes were a bit skimpy but hey, share the beauty!
Lad: are you ready to get your fund
Cammy: Ah crap, I thought you'd want to ask about the photoshoot. You've got no soul, dude.
Lad: when you are ready to get your fund then you tell me
Lad: ok
Cammy: Just one question.
Lad: what quetion
Cammy: What fund are you talking about? You've never explained that.
Lad: the money is comeing from benin replblic
Lad: and it is for you
Lad: the only tin now is the trafer fee of $98
Cammy: That tells me fuck all.
Lad: ok
Cammy: It doesn't tell me who or why. So tell me about that.
Lad: are you ready to send the fee or not
Cammy: Are you ready to answer the question or not?
Lad: am ready
Cammy: If I receive money out of nowhere, the tax people are going to make my life hell!
Lad: they are not going to do any tin
Lad: the fbi is awhere of this ok
Lad: so are you ready to send the fee'
Cammy: What the fuck have the FBI got to do with this? I'm talking about TAX! And the FBI is an American organisation. They can't do anything to me.
Lad: i said there are not going to do any tin
Lad: ok
Cammy: You don't control the ATO. You can't speak for them.
Lad: this transation is real ok
Cammy: That's not the issue, Bubba-Louie?
Lad: then wmat is the issue
Lad: tell me how many $ do you have at hand now
Cammy: The issue is who’s sending me money and why. It’s got SFA to do with money I’ve got.
Lad: the money is comeing from money gram
Lad: and is a copesation from my cuntry
Lad: ok
Lad: so don't be scare jus go and send the fee now
Lad: so that you can get your fund today
Cammy: It's a what?
Lad: i dont undersand you
Cammy: I don't understand you either.
Lad: i say that if you send the fee today you will get your fund today
Lad: you are going to send the fee thru western union
Cammy: But why am I being sent the money? What is "copesation"?
Lad: the money you are going to send is the tranfer fee
Lad: and that is the only money you are going to send
Cammy: Not what I'm sending - what you're sending! Freyja's mercy - pay fucking attention!
Lad: is a compesation from my cuntry to you
Cammy: What am I getting it for?
Lad: so tell me how much do you have at hand now so that i can help you out
Cammy: I don't need your fucking charity!
Lad: ok
Lad: so are you ready so get your fud today
Lad: tell me i will like to konw
Lad: are you still threre
Cammy: You didn't explain why I'm being sent money. It makes no sense.
Lad: i said the money you are going to send is the tranfer fee
Lad: that we are going to use to send your fund
Cammy: Oh you stupid fuckwit! I am talking about the money YOU are sending ME!
Lad: mind the way you talk to me ok
Lad: the money we are sending you is for the copasation from my cuntry
Cammy: I'll say what I want. I don't believe in that PC crap.
Cammy: And I don't know what copasation is.
Lad: copasation is a kin of pay back for all the lost you have in my cuntry
Lad: and i will want you to know that this is real ok
Lad: so go and send the fee of $98
Cammy: What the fuck? I've never lost anything in your cuntry.
Lad: ya that is why we want to send the money to you so that you can know that my cuntry is real and not a scam country'
Cammy: But I've never lost anything in your cuntry. I never heard of it before you wrote to me.
Lad: yes jus belive me this is real
Lad: and the $98 is the only delay now
Lad: are you not camille white
Cammy: But I never lost anything in your cuntry, ever.
Lad: we are sending money to people so that they can know that my cuntry i not part of scam
Lad: and your email is among the luck once
Cammy: But I never thought anything about your cuntry. I never heard of it before now.
Lad: that is why i say you are luckly
Lad: so the only tin is jus the fee
Lad: once you send it you will see what am talking about
Cammy: I'm being sent money for sweet fuck all then. I can't accept that without the paperwork.
Lad: what kin of perper do you need
Lad: are you there
Cammy: I need the paperwork spelling out why I'd be getting the money.
Lad: if the peperwork is send to you will you send the fee
Cammy: If it's good enough for the ATO, yes.
Lad: ok wait
Lad: give us 30min ok
Lad: ok
Cammy: OK.
Cammy: CYA.
Lad: we are going to send it to your email address
Cammy: No shit, Sherlock.
Lad: how
Cammy: Huh?
Lad: we are going to send the document to your email aderess
Lad: ok
Cammy: Fine, just do it then.
Lad: ok
Lad: the document have bee send to your emaill address
Lad: hello go and cheak your email now
10:34 PM
Lad: are you there
Cammy: Yeah, just back.
Lad: i have send the document to your email adress
Lad: go and cheak it now
Lad: have see it
Lad: are you there
Lad: hello

(After a quick laugh at the PDF monstrosity, I returned to chat)

10:46 PM
Cammy: Sorry, just gave my BF a blow job, and he is not quick on the draw, believe me.
Lad: i dont get you
Lad: are you sending the fee or not
Lad: so that we can know what to do
Cammy: That paperwork is no good.
Lad: what is wrong with it
Cammy: It doesn't have my name on it.
Lad: that is beause you have not make the payment onces you send the money your name will be in the scocond ducument we are going to send to you
Lad: ok
Cammy: Sorry, that's not what I meant at all. That is not what I meant, at all.
Lad: what do you mean
Cammy: The ATO would not accept that document.
Lad: who is ATO
Cammy: Australian Tax Office.
Lad: you can give some one the money to go and send it for you
Lad: ok
Cammy: What the fuck difference would that make?
Lad: jus give some one the information to go to western union or money gram and go and send the money
Cammy: I said; what the fuck difference would that make?
Lad: that f you can send the money your self
Cammy: Oh for fuck's sake, can't you get it into your stupid fat head?
Lad: ok
Cammy: It's not about sending money, you clown! It's about receiving money!
Lad: if you are not going to send the fee then forget about your fund
Cammy: I think you're full of shit.
Lad: ok send us your bank datails
Lad: so that we can send it to your bank accout
Cammy: If you cared about your cuntry's good name you wouldn't be such a complete dickhead.
Lad: what if we send the money into your bank account
Cammy: I still need paperwork that can be used for something other than cleaning toilets.
Lad: well i can see that you are not ready for this
Cammy: I guess I just have to accept that Benin isn't a scammer cuntry, but that it is run by morons.
Lad: when you are ready get back to me ok
Cammy: When your IQ reaches three figures, drop me a line.
Lad: bye for now
Cammy: CYA

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:44 am

Quote:

we are sending money to people so that they can know that my cuntry i not part of scam

No wonder lads don't like being pulled off script. They haven't a hope in heck of justifying or explaining their formats.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:32 pm

Quote:

Cammy: I think you're full of shit.
Lad: ok send us your bank datails

I. am. a. lad.
I. am. on. script.
Send. me. your. money.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:43 pm

Quote:

ya that is why we want to send the money to you so that you can know that my cuntry is real and not a scam country'

And we are going to scam as many people as we can to prove it !!!

This guy has even a more one track mind than most lads. It was quite an amusing conversation.

(Now, don't you feel better about his cuntry?)