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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Longish Skype conversation - not particularly witty on my part - but it was early in the morning and needed more time....

When the money doesn't arrive - I am guessing she will be back with more photos....

[23/10/2012 8:47:01 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i(
[23/10/2012 8:47:17 AM] ruthtwumasi1: hii my dear
[23/10/2012 8:47:31 AM] Ben Tyson: Morning...
[23/10/2012 8:47:51 AM] ruthtwumasi1: fine morning honey
[23/10/2012 8:47:59 AM] ruthtwumasi1: pls how are u doing today my dear
[23/10/2012 8:48:28 AM] Ben Tyson: I am very well doing thank you please
[23/10/2012 8:48:36 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok my dear
[23/10/2012 8:48:50 AM] ruthtwumasi1: pls if u dont mmind can u lets have a chat honey
[23/10/2012 8:49:07 AM] ruthtwumasi1: and well i am ruth twumasi from italy but in ghana now
[23/10/2012 8:49:15 AM] ruthtwumasi1: nice to meet u here my dear
[23/10/2012 8:49:18 AM] ruthtwumasi1: (y)
[23/10/2012 8:49:35 AM] Ben Tyson: That is very fine thank you please, I am much liking chatting its very good
[23/10/2012 8:49:37 AM] ruthtwumasi1: well i am a girl of 28 years old sinle and with no kids
[23/10/2012 8:50:11 AM] ruthtwumasi1: single and with no kids
[23/10/2012 8:50:20 AM] Ben Tyson: My name is Roger I am 35 senile with no children coming from Mogobi land but now in Alaska
[23/10/2012 8:50:33 AM] ruthtwumasi1: and i wont a man to bee with for the hole rest of my life
[23/10/2012 8:50:51 AM] ruthtwumasi1: (y)
[23/10/2012 8:50:54 AM] Ben Tyson: I am the same not wanting a man in a hole
[23/10/2012 8:51:13 AM] Ben Tyson: or with any kind of flying insect at all
[23/10/2012 8:51:22 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[23/10/2012 8:51:35 AM] ruthtwumasi1: what work does u do for a living my dear?
[23/10/2012 8:52:14 AM] Ben Tyson: I am indeed running a full time business making many shekels
[23/10/2012 8:52:39 AM] Ben Tyson: It is a very special business - I am very proud of my ideas
[23/10/2012 8:53:02 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[23/10/2012 8:53:04 AM] ruthtwumasi1: and
[23/10/2012 8:53:07 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i just complete my vocational school
[23/10/2012 8:53:29 AM] ruthtwumasi1: This message has been removed.
[23/10/2012 8:53:29 AM] Ben Tyson: This message has been removed.
[23/10/2012 8:53:33 AM] Ben Tyson: Copy and paste error there
[23/10/2012 8:53:42 AM] ruthtwumasi1: about what honey
[23/10/2012 8:53:58 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ARE U THERE WITH ME NOW
[23/10/2012 8:53:59 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ?
[23/10/2012 8:54:36 AM] Ben Tyson: No I am being on telephone at the moment, selling many important things to important customers
[23/10/2012 8:54:51 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OK MY DEAR
[23/10/2012 8:55:00 AM] Ben Tyson: Are you going to send me a picture...?
[23/10/2012 8:55:06 AM] ruthtwumasi1: WOW THAT IS A NICE WORK HONEY
[23/10/2012 8:55:22 AM] ruthtwumasi1: WHY NOT HONEY AND I HOPE U WILL SEND ME UR PICTURE TOO MY DEAR
[23/10/2012 8:55:24 AM] Ben Tyson: Yes many people are wanting to buy my earth worm sandwiches
[23/10/2012 8:55:32 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OK
[23/10/2012 8:55:57 AM] ruthtwumasi1: CAN I HAVE UR EMAIL ADRESS HONEY
[23/10/2012 8:56:21 AM] ruthtwumasi1: AND MINE IS [email protected]
[23/10/2012 8:57:37 AM] ruthtwumasi1: image04 (1).jpg
[23/10/2012 8:57:45 AM] ruthtwumasi1: accept my picture honey
[23/10/2012 8:58:31 AM] Ben Tyson: Do not be stressing, I am getting you my new email address, it is specially for you.... you will be loving it....
[23/10/2012 8:58:55 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OK MY LOVE
[23/10/2012 8:58:59 AM] ruthtwumasi1: (inlove)
[23/10/2012 8:59:10 AM] ruthtwumasi1: SO HONEY HAVE U BEEN MARRIED BEFORE HONEY?
[23/10/2012 8:59:39 AM] Ben Tyson: Many times, many, many times - I have been marrying no less the 12 women
[23/10/2012 8:59:53 AM] Ben Tyson: some of them on the same day - and that was hard work I can tell you
[23/10/2012 9:00:09 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OK TELL ME
[23/10/2012 9:00:38 AM] ruthtwumasi1: SO DO U LIVE ALONE THERE MY DEAR?
[23/10/2012 9:01:21 AM] Ben Tyson: Well basically I went to the first church and I said I do, and then I went to the second church and said I do.... the wedding night was a nightmare - they where both in the same hotel and I had to keep running from room to room.... By the end of it, my John Thomas was glowing in the dark
[23/10/2012 9:01:56 AM] Ben Tyson: Yes I am living alone with just the company of cheese plant called Eric and my collection of unusual Zylophones
[23/10/2012 9:02:13 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OK MY DEAR
[23/10/2012 9:02:26 AM] ruthtwumasi1: AND CAN U GET ME A MAN THER TO BEE WITH HONEY?
[23/10/2012 9:03:14 AM] Ben Tyson: Why would I be wanting a man...?
[23/10/2012 9:03:29 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OHH AS II TOLD YOU HONEY
[23/10/2012 9:03:35 AM] ruthtwumasi1: I WONT A MAN TO MARRY OK
[23/10/2012 9:03:45 AM] ruthtwumasi1: AND I HOPE U ARE A MRRIED MAN RIGHT
[23/10/2012 9:04:06 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OK TELL ME DO U REALLY LOVE ME HONEY?
[23/10/2012 9:04:15 AM] Ben Tyson: I am not needing a man - I am having many men to do everything I say - well I will do when I have my earth worm factory up and running
[23/10/2012 9:04:37 AM] ruthtwumasi1: (inlove)
[23/10/2012 9:04:44 AM] Ben Tyson: I am currently being married to, I think it was 7 women last time I counted
[23/10/2012 9:04:57 AM] Ben Tyson: However they are all not with us any more
[23/10/2012 9:05:05 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OK MY DEAR
[23/10/2012 9:05:08 AM] Ben Tyson: they have gone to the earth worm farm
[23/10/2012 9:05:19 AM] ruthtwumasi1: TELL ME DO U LOVE ME HONEY
[23/10/2012 9:05:21 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ?
[23/10/2012 9:05:28 AM] Ben Tyson: to rpropvide fuel if you are understanding what I am meaning....
[23/10/2012 9:05:32 AM] ruthtwumasi1: image05.jpg
[23/10/2012 9:06:50 AM] Ben Tyson: Well it is hard to say to if I love you - i have only seen you with your clothes on - I am not knowing if you having tattoes or extra limbs
[23/10/2012 9:07:30 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OHH NO
[23/10/2012 9:07:51 AM] ruthtwumasi1: DO U WONT TO SEE MY BODY?
[23/10/2012 9:08:26 AM] Ben Tyson: Yes I am very much wanting to see your body.... want to know if it is well formed and well shaped...
[23/10/2012 9:08:47 AM] ruthtwumasi1: OK HONEY
[23/10/2012 9:08:59 AM] ruthtwumasi1: image15.jpg
[23/10/2012 9:09:02 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ACCEPT
[23/10/2012 9:09:39 AM] Ben Tyson: Want to know if the earth worms will be liking it
[23/10/2012 9:09:58 AM] Ben Tyson: I am accepting it, but please that is a man in a bikini - are you telling me you are a man
[23/10/2012 9:10:20 AM] ruthtwumasi1: WHAT
[23/10/2012 9:10:29 AM] Ben Tyson: I am not going to be marrying a man, it is not legal in this country and I am needing my women to be fat
[23/10/2012 9:10:39 AM] ruthtwumasi1: image06.jpg
[23/10/2012 9:10:58 AM] Ben Tyson: so that I can be warm in the winter and then when I feed them to the earth worms the make much fuel
[23/10/2012 9:11:38 AM] Ben Tyson: You are needing a very good diet - I can feed you much whale blubber - that will fattten you up very good
[23/10/2012 9:14:25 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok my love
[23/10/2012 9:14:31 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i love you with alll my heart ok
[23/10/2012 9:14:37 AM] ruthtwumasi1: are u there with me now
[23/10/2012 9:14:41 AM] ruthtwumasi1: hello my love
[23/10/2012 9:14:59 AM] ruthtwumasi1: (h)
[23/10/2012 9:15:02 AM] ruthtwumasi1: This message has been removed.
[23/10/2012 9:15:02 AM] Ben Tyson: This message has been removed.
[23/10/2012 9:16:26 AM] ruthtwumasi1: where did u gi honey
[23/10/2012 9:16:32 AM] ruthtwumasi1: hello my love
[23/10/2012 9:16:42 AM] ruthtwumasi1: (inlove)(h):*(F)(y)(h)
[23/10/2012 9:17:02 AM] ruthtwumasi1: are u there with me now
[23/10/2012 9:17:41 AM] Ben Tyson: I am currently not wearing any clothes so can not take your phone call....
[23/10/2012 9:18:06 AM] Ben Tyson: I am loving you very much also - particularly if you are sending me more of your pictures
[23/10/2012 9:18:09 AM] ruthtwumasi1: This message has been removed.
[23/10/2012 9:18:09 AM] Ben Tyson: This message has been removed.
[23/10/2012 9:18:33 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey i can send yopu only two pictures right now ok
[23/10/2012 9:18:41 AM] ruthtwumasi1: 6.jpg
[23/10/2012 9:19:30 AM] ruthtwumasi1: image01 (1).jpg
[23/10/2012 9:20:09 AM] ruthtwumasi1: hope u like my pictures honey
[23/10/2012 9:20:11 AM] Ben Tyson: Those curtains are pretty bad
[23/10/2012 9:20:24 AM] Ben Tyson: - so you want me to send you some money to get new curtains..?
[23/10/2012 9:20:35 AM] ruthtwumasi1: why not
[23/10/2012 9:20:39 AM] ruthtwumasi1: only if u can honey
[23/10/2012 9:21:03 AM] ruthtwumasi1: and how are u going to send me the money honey
[23/10/2012 9:21:30 AM] Ben Tyson: You are probably going to need money for a subscription to a porn site to get some more photos for the punters as well..?
[23/10/2012 9:21:44 AM] ruthtwumasi1: what?
[23/10/2012 9:21:59 AM] Ben Tyson: Photos to send potential punters....
[23/10/2012 9:22:13 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i dont get you well honey
[23/10/2012 9:22:22 AM] ruthtwumasi1: what do u mean by that honey?
[23/10/2012 9:23:01 AM] Ben Tyson: You need photos of young girls to send to punters in the hope that they will give you money, correct..?
[23/10/2012 9:23:44 AM] Ben Tyson: You "love me long time" I give you much money....
[23/10/2012 9:23:47 AM] Ben Tyson: that kind of thing....
[23/10/2012 9:24:03 AM] ruthtwumasi1: what are u saying now honey
[23/10/2012 9:24:05 AM] ruthtwumasi1: hmmm
[23/10/2012 9:24:12 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i dont get you well my dear
[23/10/2012 9:24:33 AM] Ben Tyson: What I am saying is that - I have run out interest to keep on winding you up...
[23/10/2012 9:24:40 AM] Ben Tyson: and have to get on with some real work
[23/10/2012 9:24:50 AM] ruthtwumasi1: no honey
[23/10/2012 9:24:52 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i have not
[23/10/2012 9:25:18 AM] ruthtwumasi1: so what is ur plans for me today my love?
[23/10/2012 9:25:23 AM] ruthtwumasi1: (h)
[23/10/2012 9:25:40 AM] Ben Tyson: For you to go and find another mark to bother
[23/10/2012 9:25:57 AM] ruthtwumasi1: what
[23/10/2012 9:26:10 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i should go and fine another mark to bother
[23/10/2012 9:26:10 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ?
[23/10/2012 9:26:17 AM] Ben Tyson: It was highly entertaining - however give it up....
[23/10/2012 9:26:35 AM] ruthtwumasi1: what should i give it back honey
[23/10/2012 9:26:52 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok\should i give you my drtails now to o and send me some money honey pls?
[23/10/2012 9:27:13 AM] Ben Tyson: Yes - you send me details on how I send you money for new curtains
[23/10/2012 9:27:15 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i need 200$
[23/10/2012 9:27:27 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok my love
[23/10/2012 9:27:44 AM] ruthtwumasi1: what is the time there now honey?
[23/10/2012 9:27:51 AM] Ben Tyson: Jolly good - you send me details I send you money using the infinitey time send
[23/10/2012 9:27:58 AM] Ben Tyson: Its 09:27
[23/10/2012 9:28:04 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[23/10/2012 9:28:21 AM] ruthtwumasi1: so will u go and send me the money today so that i can have the pictures for you my love pls?
[23/10/2012 9:28:28 AM] Ben Tyson: I am spelling infinity wrong - to much talking with you
[23/10/2012 9:28:41 AM] Ben Tyson: Yes I will send you many chekels
[23/10/2012 9:28:59 AM] ruthtwumasi1: NAME:ADU JANET
[23/10/2012 9:29:04 AM] ruthtwumasi1: that is my details honey
[23/10/2012 9:29:38 AM] ruthtwumasi1: so are u going now to send me the money honey becouse i wont to go to the market
[23/10/2012 9:29:55 AM] Ben Tyson: Its want - not wont
[23/10/2012 9:30:02 AM] Ben Tyson: w a n t
[23/10/2012 9:30:16 AM] Ben Tyson: at least get your spelling right if you are going to trying hitting marks
[23/10/2012 9:30:20 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i hope u have my details honey
[23/10/2012 9:30:51 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey i wont u to go and send me the money now my love
[23/10/2012 9:30:54 AM] Ben Tyson: Yes - thank you ever so much - will be passing those details to the relevant law inforcement agencies
[23/10/2012 9:31:25 AM] ruthtwumasi1: what
[23/10/2012 9:31:33 AM] Ben Tyson: You heard me....
[23/10/2012 9:31:36 AM] ruthtwumasi1: and what will he do to it honey
[23/10/2012 9:31:53 AM] Ben Tyson: so expect there to be someone to meet you at the Western Union
[23/10/2012 9:31:57 AM] ruthtwumasi1: tell me
[23/10/2012 9:32:03 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[23/10/2012 9:32:09 AM] Ben Tyson: hopefully a very nasty looking policeman
[23/10/2012 9:32:09 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i will be especting it honey
[23/10/2012 9:32:16 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[23/10/2012 9:32:19 AM] Ben Tyson: (although fat chance in reality)
[23/10/2012 9:32:22 AM] ruthtwumasi1: u go and sen me the h money ok
[23/10/2012 9:32:35 AM] Ben Tyson: Okay - off you go now - I go and send you the money
[23/10/2012 9:32:42 AM] Ben Tyson: and then I will hurry back
[23/10/2012 9:32:43 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[23/10/2012 9:32:50 AM] ruthtwumasi1: i will be wtith yiu later ok
[23/10/2012 9:33:00 AM] ruthtwumasi1: send me the details when u send the money on
[23/10/2012 9:33:05 AM] ruthtwumasi1: through my phone ok
[23/10/2012 9:33:13 AM] ruthtwumasi1: +233248405402
[23/10/2012 9:33:19 AM] ruthtwumasi1: that is my cell number ok
[23/10/2012 9:33:24 AM] ruthtwumasi1: or my email ok
[23/10/2012 9:33:31 AM] ruthtwumasi1: [email protected]
[23/10/2012 9:33:35 AM] ruthtwumasi1: love you\
[23/10/2012 9:33:37 AM] ruthtwumasi1: take care
[23/10/2012 9:33:39 AM] ruthtwumasi1: \byeeeeeeeeeeeee
[23/10/2012 9:33:44 AM] Ben Tyson: Loving you long time
[23/10/2012 9:33:50 AM] Ben Tyson: haven't you gone yet...?
[23/10/2012 9:33:56 AM] ruthtwumasi1: what
[23/10/2012 9:33:57 AM] ruthtwumasi1: the money
[23/10/2012 9:34:04 AM] ruthtwumasi1: have u sent it?
[23/10/2012 9:34:18 AM] Ben Tyson: No I need to go and steal some money from orphans first
[23/10/2012 9:34:26 AM] ruthtwumasi1: are u goin to send me the moneyu
[23/10/2012 9:34:29 AM] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[23/10/2012 9:34:32 AM] ruthtwumasi1: love you
[23/10/2012 9:34:33 AM] ruthtwumasi1: take care
[23/10/2012 9:34:35 AM] ruthtwumasi1: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[23/10/2012 9:34:48 AM] ruthtwumasi1: (h)(F)(inlove)(h):*(inlove)(h)
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay - this has got to be the thickest scammer on record.... really, really does she read what I am saying....? Tried to put her off by as many methods as I can think of - ho hum - guess its going to have to be blocked and reported time....

[12:50:50] *** Call from ruthtwumasi1 ***
[12:51:09] ruthtwumasi1: hello honey
[12:51:17] ruthtwumasi1: are u here with me now
[12:51:35] Ben Tyson: Good afternoon - she who is somewhat persistent
[12:51:45] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[12:51:54] ruthtwumasi1: how are u doing ?
[12:52:17] Ben Tyson: Enjoying your new found fame on
[12:53:51] ruthtwumasi1: are u there with me now
[12:54:08] ruthtwumasi1: (heart)
[12:54:20] ruthtwumasi1: hello honey are u there with me now
[12:55:10] *** Call from ruthtwumasi1 ***
[12:55:32] *** Call from ruthtwumasi1 ***
[12:55:41] Ben Tyson: Do you know what a 419 scam is...?
[12:55:52] ruthtwumasi1: no honey
[12:55:58] ruthtwumasi1: i dont know
[12:56:05] ruthtwumasi1: have u sent me the money my love?
[12:56:16] Ben Tyson: Okay - well I suggest you read up on it...
[12:56:36] Ben Tyson: Yes I sent you a shekel - via the psychic money service
[12:56:46] Ben Tyson: Did you go and check that its there...?
[12:56:48] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[12:56:54 | Edited 12:57:06] ruthtwumasi1: and can i have the mtcn?
[12:57:24] ruthtwumasi1: i mean the control number and sendes name honey
[12:57:49] ruthtwumasi1: are u there with me now?
[12:57:55] Ben Tyson: 4449615284
[12:57:57] Ben Tyson: and
[12:58:21] Ben Tyson: Mr Ima Foowl is the name of the sender
[12:58:37] ruthtwumasi1: and the question and answer
[12:58:54] Ben Tyson: Question is - what is a 419 scam
[12:59:05] Ben Tyson: Answer - what I am trying to pull off
[12:59:17] ruthtwumasi1: hey man
[12:59:24] ruthtwumasi1: can i have the sendes name again
[12:59:28] Ben Tyson: That should get you the money - no problems
[12:59:39] Ben Tyson: Senders name Mr Ima Fool
[13:00:06] ruthtwumasi1: what is the first name and the last name
[13:00:15] Ben Tyson: First name Ima
[13:00:21] Ben Tyson: Last Name Fool
[13:00:51] ruthtwumasi1: and how much did u send me?
[13:01:03] Ben Tyson: 1 shekel, like I said
[13:01:12] Ben Tyson: should convert to about 2000USD
[13:01:21] Ben Tyson: in the world of imaginary finances
[13:01:35] ruthtwumasi1: are u sure u have sent me the money hmmmm
[13:02:49] Ben Tyson: yes as sure as Persephone is currently in XFactor
[13:03:01] ruthtwumasi1: ok my love
[13:03:17] Ben Tyson: I will go back and check it again - will take a few hours
[13:03:31] Ben Tyson: In the mean time - I hope you have some more photos you can send me
[13:05:35] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[13:05:48] ruthtwumasi1: so are u sure u have snt me the money honey
[13:05:54] Ben Tyson: You can send them to me - on your own special email that I have setup for you [email protected]
[13:06:13] Ben Tyson: I will make sure that my accountant has sent the money
[13:06:18] ruthtwumasi1: is that ur email adress honey
[13:06:21] Ben Tyson: he said he was going to do it
[13:06:27] Ben Tyson: Yest that is my email address
[13:06:36] Ben Tyson: honey
[13:06:36] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[13:06:45] ruthtwumasi1: have u sent the money honey?
[13:07:27] Ben Tyson: My accountant was going to send the money when we spoke last
[13:07:39] Ben Tyson: however he may have been busy doing other things...
[13:07:44] Ben Tyson: I will check with him honey
[13:07:44] ruthtwumasi1: so has he sent it
[13:07:58] Ben Tyson: You just take off your clothes and send me some photos
[13:08:16] Ben Tyson: I don't know if he has sent it... I will ask him when he comes back from lunch
[13:08:17] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey i will do it for u but i wont to know if u have sen me the money
[13:08:36] Ben Tyson: He will be back in about an hour
[13:08:39] ruthtwumasi1: so the mtcn u gave me was wrong right\
[13:08:45] Ben Tyson: and then I will ask him
[13:08:47] ruthtwumasi1: ?
[13:09:10] ruthtwumasi1: ok can i see u on cam nowe honey
[13:09:27] Ben Tyson: Nope - I don't have a camera connected to my machine
[13:09:40] ruthtwumasi1: so wjy are u doing all this to me hmmm
[13:09:50] Ben Tyson: Why do you want to see me anyway...?
[13:09:57] Ben Tyson: honey...
[13:10:04] ruthtwumasi1: u told me that u have sent the money ut u have not why
[13:10:13] ruthtwumasi1: ?
[13:10:28] Ben Tyson: I didn't tell you that I had sent the money - I told you that my accountant sent the money
[13:10:44] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[13:10:49] Ben Tyson: - however I guess he must have typed in the wrong number honey
[13:11:00] ruthtwumasi1: and can u text the details through my email now
[13:11:09] ruthtwumasi1: [email protected]
[13:11:16] *** Call from ruthtwumasi1 ***
[13:11:56] ruthtwumasi1: are u there with me now
[13:12:10] ruthtwumasi1: (heart)
[13:12:46] ruthtwumasi1: so where is ur accountant now honey
[13:12:50] *** Call from ruthtwumasi1 ***
[13:14:36] Ben Tyson: I've sent you my accountants details
[13:15:33] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[13:15:43] ruthtwumasi1: so where is he now my love
[13:15:47] ruthtwumasi1: i mean ur accountant
[13:15:49] ruthtwumasi1: ?
[13:15:53] *** Call from ruthtwumasi1 ***
[13:16:04] Ben Tyson: You have my accountans details - I sent them to your email
[13:16:18] Ben Tyson: Give him a ring - I am sure he will be happy to hear from you
[13:17:13] ruthtwumasi1: have u called him and ask him about the money honey?
[13:17:31] Ben Tyson: Yes he wants to talk to you
[13:17:42] ruthtwumasi1: ok can i have his name honey
[13:17:43] ruthtwumasi1: ?
[13:17:53] ruthtwumasi1: give it to me here to chat with him ok
[13:18:02] ruthtwumasi1: or u can give mine to him ok
[13:18:07] ruthtwumasi1: ruthtwumasi1
[13:18:13] Ben Tyson: DANNY TAYLOR,
TEL: 31 619676795 FAX: 31 619690723
[13:18:15] ruthtwumasi1: that is my skype id name
[13:18:31] Ben Tyson: Here is his details...
[13:18:42] ruthtwumasi1: i wont his skype id name ok
[13:18:52] ruthtwumasi1: give that one to me honey
[13:18:57] Ben Tyson: He doesn't have a skpe ID
[13:19:07] ruthtwumasi1: so how can i call him honey
[13:19:16] Ben Tyson: With a telephone - you remember those things...
[13:19:30] ruthtwumasi1: why dont u give him my number so that he can call me hmmmm
[13:19:31] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[13:19:49] ruthtwumasi1: and mine is +233248405402
[13:20:06] ruthtwumasi1: that is my phone number let him call me now ok
[13:20:50] Ben Tyson: His phone is not able to make calls internationally - so you will have to ring him - you do want the money, don't you...?
[13:21:18] ruthtwumasi1: i wont it but i dont have enough iartime credit honey
[13:21:24] ruthtwumasi1: can u send me some online now
[13:21:33 | Edited 13:21:43] ruthtwumasi1: through
[13:21:53] Ben Tyson: of course - send me your details and I will deposit 1 shekel in there for you
[13:22:15] ruthtwumasi1: ohh really
[13:22:36] Ben Tyson: Yes of course honey
[13:23:01] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[13:23:10] ruthtwumasi1: open ur site to
[13:23:17] ruthtwumasi1: and search for
[13:23:25] ruthtwumasi1:
[13:23:37] ruthtwumasi1: then type in
[13:24:10] ruthtwumasi1: are u doing it now honey?
[13:24:36] Ben Tyson: Wearing my pants on my head
[13:24:54] ruthtwumasi1: are u on the site
[13:24:56] Ben Tyson: and looking for my keyboard
[13:25:02] Ben Tyson: Yes I am on the iste
[13:25:02] ruthtwumasi1: ok my love
[13:25:07] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[13:25:12] Ben Tyson: Good my darling
[13:25:17] ruthtwumasi1:
[13:25:31] Ben Tyson: yes - have found the website
[13:25:35] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[13:25:45] Ben Tyson: Which subscriber do you have...?
[13:25:53] ruthtwumasi1: mtn
[13:25:57] ruthtwumasi1: MTN
[13:26:15] ruthtwumasi1: select on buy airtine online
[13:26:17] Ben Tyson: Okay - so I will send you some vodafone credits
[13:26:21] Ben Tyson: they are cheaper
[13:26:23] ruthtwumasi1: and select mtn
[13:26:29] ruthtwumasi1: no
[13:26:33] ruthtwumasi1: i am using MTN
[13:26:51] Ben Tyson: Okay - but tigo is much cheaper - why don't you use tigo
[13:27:11] ruthtwumasi1: send me mtm 20cedis
[13:27:26] ruthtwumasi1: are u sending it now
[13:27:32] ruthtwumasi1: and this is my number
[13:27:34] Ben Tyson: I'll send you tigo credits they are cheaper
[13:27:45] Ben Tyson: and then you can get a tigo phone
[13:27:48] ruthtwumasi1: yes but i am not using tigo
[13:27:56] Ben Tyson: but you can get a phone homey
[13:27:58] Ben Tyson: honey
[13:28:01] ruthtwumasi1: yes ok
[13:28:04] Ben Tyson: when you get the money I sent you
[13:28:06] ruthtwumasi1: but send me mtn
[13:28:34] ruthtwumasi1: are u sending me the creit c=now honey
[13:29:00] Ben Tyson: Yes sending them right away - tico credits are much cheaper so sending them to you
[13:29:20] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey but i am not using a tigo card
[13:29:25] ruthtwumasi1: pls send me the MTN pls
[13:29:42] ruthtwumasi1: pls
[13:29:43] ruthtwumasi1: i am using MTN pls
[13:29:45] Ben Tyson: But you are going to get one - when you get the money that I sent you
[13:29:56] Ben Tyson: so I will send you tigo credits
[13:30:00] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[13:30:13] ruthtwumasi1: but i wont u to send me the MTN right now honey
[13:30:16] ruthtwumasi1: pls
[13:30:31] ruthtwumasi1: send me MTN
[13:30:41] Ben Tyson: Okay honey - I'll have to get my credit card out of the bin and tape it back together
[13:30:56] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[13:31:05] ruthtwumasi1: so where is ur credit card right now honey
[13:31:23] Ben Tyson: Its in the bin - my accountant cut it in half, but I am sticking it back together
[13:31:38] ruthtwumasi1: ok
[13:31:45] ruthtwumasi1: so when will u send me the credit honey
[13:32:02] ruthtwumasi1: becouse i wont to talk with your accountant right now on my phone
[13:33:10] Ben Tyson: Oh acutually - he's gone home now
[13:33:20] Ben Tyson: so I will have to ask him tomorrow
[13:33:27] ruthtwumasi1: so when will u send me the credit honey
[13:33:57] Ben Tyson: I can't read the number on my credit card - my pants keep slipping over my eyes
[13:34:08] Ben Tyson: so I will have to get my accountant to do it tomorrow
[13:34:36] ruthtwumasi1: ok honey
[13:35:57] ruthtwumasi1: so honey have u called him honey
[13:36:19] Ben Tyson: No because he has gone home
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Absolutely hilarious, still laughing, she never seems to catch on.
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