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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:30 pm |
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Copied Jim's picture from the previous page
^^First place finisher* of the 2nd Annual 'Run, Dive, Catch' Artillery Round Competetion.
*Runners' up competitors were unavailable for photos.
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:34 pm |
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Paula Radcliffe never had this trouble!
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_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:18 am |
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Contestants in the 5th annual worst fart contest arrive early.
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_________________ What the hell happened to all my little icons I earned and my quotes???
<===the hardest icon to earn |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:28 am |
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The Plane! The Plane!
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:31 am |
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The Antichrist fooled all the End-Time watchers by changing the form and location for the Mark of the Beast.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:58 am |
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The new Sofa design at DFS proved to be an abject failure.
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_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:30 am |
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The Bachem Ba 349 point-defence interceptor wasn't originally designed as a suicide plane, but was redesignated as such because just looking at it induced profound depression.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:31 pm |
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"Well, you see Timmy, sometimes when a daddy plane really likes a mommy plane....."
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:37 pm |
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^^Movie critics gave Mannequin 2 negative reviews for adding action scenes to the sequel.
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:59 pm |
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"Prison had changed sideshow Bob, but he still had his hatred towards Bart. And now he had devised one last plan to get rid of him once and for all."
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:24 am |
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Having run the Pigeon gauntlet, Miko managed to save all of her popcorn.
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Lord L Puss
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:20 pm |
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Offensive and racist remark removed.
Seeing as Mr. Puss will no longer be gracing us with his presence, here is my submission:
"Squirrel!!"
- TS
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_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Scambay Terr
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Nov 2009
Posts: 114
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Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:36 pm |
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^ Former wastepaper basket and upper class twit Gervaise Brook-Hamster found his greatest fame in his later career as a lawyer/banker/gullible rich dude, with a face that would be known from Abidjan to Dakar.
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_________________ Breakfast With Scammers
Scambaiting for fun and pleasure |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Posted:
Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:00 am |
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^^Shall I toss your salad with some virgin olive oil and red wine viniger?
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_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:14 am |
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^ It took Alicia 4 minutes before she realized that she was sitting on a Tesla coil.
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_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:18 am |
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Yes nurse you are right, the temperature of this patient is too high.
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_________________ www.scamwarners.com
I'm always right! - Branwen
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mrbblee
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Sep 2012
Posts: 13
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Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:04 am |
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^^^Fox announces new reality show "Dancing With Critters" ^^^
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_________________ In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Posted:
Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:42 pm |
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Misty wanted the 'Guinness book of world record's" smallest chair record. She won the award by sitting for 41 hours and 9 minutes. (419)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:46 pm |
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It's not until you look really close at squirrels and see their eyes that you know that they are Greys in disguise.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Scambay Terr
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Nov 2009
Posts: 114
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Posted:
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:01 am |
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^ The Alien would soon learn that hustling a Predator was not nearly so much a good idea as it seemed at the time.
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_________________ Breakfast With Scammers
Scambaiting for fun and pleasure |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:58 am |
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When the Cougar has finished with her conquests, she has been known to send those who do not satisfy her plummeting to their deaths from high places; strangely, these victims seem unaware of their impending doom.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Joker
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Posted:
Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:24 am |
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^ Hell has officially frozen over.
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_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
لئيم كافر |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:43 am |
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"I find my sudden lack of status disturbing..."
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Posted:
Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:21 pm |
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How many spankings do you think you deserve?
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_________________ What the hell happened to all my little icons I earned and my quotes???
<===the hardest icon to earn |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:08 am |
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No-one ever noticed the sandpaper until it was too late.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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