Two mails straight to WTF? (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Let's see how he likes this

Hello my angel eyes! I am sorry I have not written much lately. I have been dealing with one doctor after another. I have been in a gruff mood and did not want that to show in my mail to you.

Honey, you are not an XL in any color of cloth. What is that about? I will not tell mom that when I know it isn't true.

I have missed you so much my love! I have been asking around about this DHL mess and the guys are all saying that the only one they know of is some sort of drop box thing at a truck stop. I don't think I like that baby! I think I may need to check with a courier that has an actual place to mail from.

When I do mail it, I am sending it in your name. I will not send it to some strange man. I am sorry but that just doesn't make any sense that you cannot pick up a package. If you are unable to do it at your home you can get it at his address since you are so close.

Quote:

Sweetheart please listen to me

Sweetheart,
am sorry to say this, you don't trust or even believe on me, am the woman you want as a wife, am the person you want to send money and i'm the one who told you to use that name with address to send the money here, that is the best way i can get the money here with out any problem on the way, OH you don't know what am passing through here just because you are not here with me,

Sweetheart if you are here with me to see how i suffer from my wicked Uncle and family Oh you would have pity on me and do whatsoever that are neccessary to take me out of this country immediately,

Please listen to me,

( 1 ) I don't have papers to take money any were in this country, My wicked Uncle cost the whole problem, because of my late parents properties, i can't send any money out in my name and can't receive any in my name,

PLEASE MY NAME IS FORBIDING OF SENDING AND RECEIVEN MONEY HERE IN THE COUNTRY AM SORRY.

( 2 ) I never let my Uncle to know my plan of leaven Africa heance he stop me by coming to you
I love you and i need you Oh yes only you i need in my life because you win my love,

( 3 ) Mr IKEMEZIE CORLENIUS .C is my late father friend and i have 100% trust in

him that he can't do bad to me because am like a daughter to him and his wife is like a mother to me
Please forget about any Doubt in your mind, we know each other sinse pass 11 mouths
and their is no problem so why can't you do ask i told you,

Sweetheart know you that you are the one delaying of our meeting,
the name i give you to send the money is the only person i tell about you
so if you can't send it then it means that you don't trust me then we forget
about me and goes on with your life, thanks

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:56 pm

I don't get it unless he is wanting you to buy a dress for his wife maybe? and pretending that it is for her (him). cheap bastard will probably give it to his wife/girlfriend as holiday gift.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I don't understand that either but I am after 12 months with this one. I have no track on the back and forth in 4ppl but it was hefty. I want one of them thar purty clock things!

If I coordinate proper I might get him off his ass. I have been trying to shift from the DHL. I think I need the courier to be more secure than that.

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