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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^The polecats sing in French. I had to look "marigold" up to figure that out. Combien coûtent ces six saucissons-ci? ("Singing polecat" is from Russian.)

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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Carrick Spencer sent this gem:

Quote:
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I had once the pleasure in my old work to deal with a few 419 scammers, one of them obsessed with Gallantry and Knighthood, so he wanted a fund transfer under the Secret Question as "For who" answer: "My liege".

I got a few laughs from that one guy.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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[bulk] HOW ARE YOU TODAY??


[lump] NOT TOO BAD THANKS FOR ASKING!

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ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I find this inspiring:

Quote:
DO IT

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ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From Violet and Allen Large...

Quote:
generious act

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TheDane
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From Hogan Security...

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THIS FUN WILL HELP YOU


Laughing He has no idea how right he is. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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BELIEVE THIS OR NOT !!!! BUT IT IS VERY REAL

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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BE A MAN AND TELL OFF YOUR MIND.


Ok, I'll try.........
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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A Massage From The American Ambassador


Wonder if he gives happy endings?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Man did you come to the right place:

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I WILL LIKE TO ORDER SOME STUFF

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I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
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Kokomeister
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Can i trust you ..?


Nope, absolutely not.

Jessica Gomez of Prime Security Loan Company wrote:
WE CAN HELP YOU


#(@! They found me! Now I have to find a new hiding place. They melted the igloo!


Quote:
I WANT TO HELP YOU OUT, FEEL FREE AND TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS? WHY DID YOU ABANDON YOUR INHERITANCE FUND?


I had an inheritance fund? I thought I blew it on 2 beers, 20 shots of vodka, 2 bottles of wine, and drowned in Whisky with an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYMNJ1H5mA">orgasm.</a>

Kingston Rise signs his emails as Dungar Chaffey wrote:
Re:Sign and Seal Contract Agreement


It better be with the crimson seal of truth.

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THE LETTER


What letter?

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I WILL NEVER LET YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DOWN TRUST AND BELIEVE ME OK!!! (EFCC80)


Laughing
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Attn Dear Lucky Winner,Happy New Year,Your Number Has Not Being Going


It's not my fault that my number can't orgasm properly now is it? Sheesh!

Quote:
GOOD PROPOSAL


WHAT? WE'RE MARRIED? HOW THIS HAPPEN? VEGAS? ESTONIA? WHERE?!! I want to know!

Quote:
Recruitment notice

Shocked They found us! RUN!!!!

Quote:
EMERGENCY PLEASE READ


Whoops, she's dead now. Not my problem anymore. So how will you be paying me? Western Onion or Sex?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A couple of recent ones from the same scammer...

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It is because God loves you that much,it is not by human power but by God`s grace


A shame, then, that Cammy isn't a Christian.

Quote:
COCABENIN IS NOT REGISTERED IN THE GOOGLE


So that's why every reference to the lottery says it's a scam!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From Cynthia's banker on Apr 19th:
Quote:
TAKE IT BACK YOU FOOL.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kokomeister wrote:


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I WILL NEVER LET YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DOWN TRUST AND BELIEVE ME OK!!! (EFCC80)


Laughing


My biker gets a lot of these

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OPPORTUNIT​​Y LOST IS VERY HARD TO BE REGAINED..​​.PLEASE BE WISE AND MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION!!! (EFCC80)


Quote:
OFFICE OF THE IRS.....YOU NEED TO BE POSITIVE ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION AND GET YOUR FUND! (IRS CODE 1174)


Quote:
WE BOTH NEED TO BE COOPERATIVE TO ENABLE YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUND WITHOUT DELAY OK!!! (EFCC80)


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DID YOU SEND ANYBODY TO MY OFFICE TO CLAIM YOUR FUND FOR YOU...GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATEY OK!!! (EFCC80)


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OFFICE OF THE IRS.....PLEASE LET US KNOW YOUR DECISION ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION NOW WITHOUT DELAY! (IRSCODE 1174)


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UPDATE ABOUT THE MEETING HELD TODAY IN THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT!!! (EFCC80)


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Your E-mail Have Won Send us your informations

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lizzie gave me this:

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There's a problem caused by you dear.

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I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe not the Funniest but the Stupidest:

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THIS IS REV TONY JOHNSON, DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT, [UBA] THE O.A.U MEMBERS AND UN HAS APPOINTED UBA TO PAY YOU THE SUM OF $5, 5M THROUGH DIPLOMATIC MEANS FOR BEEN ONE OF THE SCAM VICTIM.WE HAVE DEDUCTED THE SUM OF $10, 000.00 FROM YOUR TOTAL FUND TO USE FOR THE EXPENSE, NOW THE AMOUNT YOU WILL BE RECEIVING IS $5, 490, 000 NOT $5.5m BECAUSE OF THE $10, 000.00 WE DEDUCTED FROM YOUR FUND.IF YOU CAN FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR FUND THROUGH DIPLOMATIC MEANS IN 3 OFFICIAL WORKING DAY. WE ADVISE YOU TO STOP SENDING MORE MONEY TO FRAUD STARS.SEND YOUR DELIVERY DETAILS TO [email protected]


The Message Body was Blank....

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ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 6:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Reacting to a dollar chop...

Quote:
Here is our Payment Information (RECEIVER NAME: PAUL MADU, LOCATION: LAGOS-NIGERIA, AMOUNT: $250 TEST QUESTION:ARE YOU LUCKY, ANSWER: YES. ) PLS I NEVER GAVE YOU THE NAME JAMES BOSWELL WHICH I AM SURE OF THAT COS I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ISSUES WITH THE POLI


The actual message was:

Quote:
I receive your mail. I want you to see the subject of this officially letter sent to you.
Waiting for your positive return.

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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My Wife Felicia put this on her E-mail subject line today:
Quote:
where are you going to spend your marley day today?.


Ummm, Waiting for Andre to call from the Togo Airport.

BTW. It was supposed to be a 1/2 hour drive from the border. That was hours ago.

Body of the mail:
Quote:
Good morning My Sweetheart and God bless you. Once again how are you today and your night sleep? hope you are fine? because it's very important for me to ask and make sure you take very good care of yoursef dont look at any woman in outside till i come.

Once again i am happy to read from you God bless you. please where are you going to spend your marley day today? as am here in hospital for now where my sweetheart?



Anyone know what Marley day is?? (Off to Google)(Maybe Marley the dog)
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^I always thought that Bob Marley Day was Feb. 6 but different strokes for different folks:

http://www.nairaland.com/1286787/bob-marley-day-2013-tribute

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not a 419 but a spam mail of some sort... but still funny.Laughing

Quote:
useful liks

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 11:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Two rather short entries...

congrat

and

Nice one

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MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And today...

Quote:
Courier ! Courier !! Courier !!!


Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgX1WBf2SjE

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok

May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE

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Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This one scared me a bit...

Mark Peters wrote:
FINAL SOLUTION


Image

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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No Forty Weight for me today Darling I think I go straight to the Crud!

Quote:
Crud oil and gas Consultancy Offer for buyers at the international market

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ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
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