this lad got angry.

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Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:11 pm

To slap or not to slap? That's the question. I decided to try to TWAT-bait that imbecile who pretended to have babies for sell. This was the answer when I suggested joining our church.

I wrote:

Dear Sir,

*I'm afraid we have to renegociate* the terms of our deal. I, as a member of the *TWAT* church, cannot do business over 500$ with anyone outside our religion. *Therefore, you need to become a member of our church. *It's very easy, and it's only a matter of filling a couple of forms.
Have a good day,
G3rald.

lad wrote:

MR. GERALD

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING? ME RENEGOTIATE WITH YOU, FOR WHAT? AM I THE PERSONAL DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU OR DON;T YOU KNOW THE PERSON YOU ARE DEALING WITH. THAT IS RUBBISH AND BETTER GO BACK TO THE MRS OWOLABI THAT BROUGHT YOU TO ME. I AM A LAWYER, MY BUSINESS IS THE LEGAL ASPECT OF THE TRANSACTION AND NEVER REPEAT SUCH WORD TO ME. WHAT CONCERN ME WITH YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEVE AS REGARDS THE FEES.

GOOD DAY.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:13 pm

[quote="mboschm"]To slap or not to slap? That's the question. I decided to try to TWAT-bait that imbecile who pretended to have babies for sell. This was the answer when I suggested joining our church.

I wrote:

Dear Sir,

*I'm afraid we have to renegociate* the terms of our deal. I, as a member of the *TWAT* church, cannot do business over 500$ with anyone outside our religion. *Therefore, you need to become a member of our church. *It's very easy, and it's only a matter of filling a couple of forms.
Have a good day,
G3rald.

lad wrote:

MR. GERALD

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING? ME RENEGOTIATE WITH YOU, FOR WHAT? AM I THE PERSONAL DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU OR DON;T YOU KNOW THE PERSON YOU ARE DEALING WITH. THAT IS RUBBISH AND BETTER GO BACK TO THE MRS OWOLABI THAT BROUGHT YOU TO ME. I AM A LAWYER, MY BUSINESS IS THE LEGAL ASPECT OF THE TRANSACTION AND NEVER REPEAT SUCH WORD TO ME. WHAT CONCERN ME WITH YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEVE AS REGARDS THE FEES.

GOOD DAY.

By the way, I'd really love to TWAT-bait this bastard, so I'm not going to give up and revert to straight baiting unless absolutely necessary.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:38 pm

Pssst.... no need to quote the post directly above. Suggest you use the 'edit post' button before the rabid squirrel sees what you've done Wink

I would slap him. Is he saying your faith is unimportant? The nerve of him. Of course he is a lawyer, but is he God? I don't think so. Remind him of that.

Try to stay in character. Indignant that your faith has been insulted. Don't over-do it. You want to keep him hooked.

If all else fails, drop him & re-bait from another account. Build up your character and their membership in T.W.A.T. from the earliest mails... even if he doesn't read the, the trail will be established later. And you can slap him for not paying attention.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:51 pm

^^^Looks the OP double-posted in some way, and was not quoting the post directly above Wink

In any event--I doubt the good Barrister is going to play along. He's barely playing along in his role as the barrister in the adoption proceedings.

But good luck. I suppose a slap couldn't hurt.

I am baiting him as a reverend, but no affiliation to the T.W.A.T church

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:32 am

bearkat419 wrote:

Build up your character and their membership in T.W.A.T. from the earliest mails... even if he doesn't read the, the trail will be established later. And you can slap him for not paying attention.

I already did that. It didn't seem to work. I've slapped him, but not to strongly. I hope it works.