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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2011
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:18 pm |
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Hey! This is my first scambaiting ever so i guess im kind of a n00b I don't have much time so i'll be short. I've been baiting a 419er for about a week now. I need some kind of trust/agreement/something application from him to fill. It should ofcourse be as long and redundant and annoying as absolutely possible but it also has to look real so that I wont scare him away. Any suggestions?
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:39 pm |
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I don't have anything like that. But if you're unable to find such a document, there are some ways you can buy time until you find one or the bait goes in another direction.
- Put some text, like this, in your email which appears to be a link to the file for the lad to download.
- Grab a large .DLL file from your hard drive and rename it to something like Application.PDF and send that to him. There's also a small utility available (I forget the name) which can create bogus files for you and you specify the size. EDIT: I forgot to mention that when the lad comes back to you to say he couldn't open the file, give him a good slap for not knowing how to do such a simple task.
- Simply tell the lad to fill in the attached application - but don't attach a file. He'll likely inform you that you didn't send him a form. Obviously he's doing something wrong, so not only do you get to slap him for being incompetent, but you can question whether or not he's qualified to continue with the business proposal. This could be a good way to force him to introduce another character (himself of course) such as a barrister or executive of some kind. And you may find this works well for steering the bait in a new direction. |
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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2011
Posts: 93
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:05 pm |
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Benjamin_Franklin wrote: |
I don't have anything like that. But if you're unable to find such a document, there are some ways you can buy time until you find one or the bait goes in another direction.
- Put some text, like this, in your email which appears to be a link to the file for the lad to download.
- Grab a large .DLL file from your hard drive and rename it to something like Application.PDF and send that to him. There's also a small utility available (I forget the name) which can create bogus files for you and you specify the size. EDIT: I forgot to mention that when the lad comes back to you to say he couldn't open the file, give him a good slap for not knowing how to do such a simple task.
- Simply tell the lad to fill in the attached application - but don't attach a file. He'll likely inform you that you didn't send him a form. Obviously he's doing something wrong, so not only do you get to slap him for being incompetent, but you can question whether or not he's qualified to continue with the business proposal. This could be a good way to force him to introduce another character (himself of course) such as a barrister or executive of some kind. And you may find this works well for steering the bait in a new direction. |
The link didn't work (maybe my laggy computer?) but thankyou so much for the suggestion! I've already accused him for being incompetent when he spelled my name wrong on the "contract" (ofcourse i had him to send me a new one with the correct spelling) so having a reason for questioning his intelligence a second time would be great.
I have began to create my own questionary now just in case I dont find anything soon enough. With questions such as: "You are inside a room. The exit is 11 meters above you. Your only tools are 23 bottles of vodka and a towel. What do you do to get out? Use ATLEAST 3000 words" I will see how it turns out... |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
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Location: Growing old
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:14 pm |
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Moro, miten menee?
The link not working is the entire idea It isn't a link. It's just some words coloured blue and underlined to look like a link.
Don't feel silly. It still tricks many of the oldtimers here as well |
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windypops
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:17 pm |
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I'm using this on a lad I'm trying to get on my game show: Click Me
Courtesy of auntie beeb. |
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Benjamin_Franklin
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:19 pm |
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The link doesn't work. It's just normal text colored blue and underlined. But your lad will think it's a link to the file. And when he says it doesn't work, obviously his computer is at fault!
Remember - baiting is all about wasting a lad's time, not our own. So don't put too much time into that form.
Given that you've already started it, you could always stop and send it to the lad. So you've sent him a very short form, but you can make believe that you're sending him a very long document. When he sends it back completed, ask why he only filled in the first little bit and not the whole thing (that you made up in your mind ). More lad incompetence!
One thing you may want to do with the form is make it into an image. So say you're finished and it's still in Word format, or some other format which can be filled through a word processing software. Don't send that to the lad. Instead, take a screen shot of the form and paste that into Paint or some other image editor program and save it as an image. That way the lad is forced to print the form, write the answers by hand, scan it, and then send large attachments back to you. This creates a lot of time consuming work for the lad, and costs him money as well. |
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B8er
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Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:26 pm |
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Benjamin_Franklin wrote: |
One thing you may want to do with the form is make it into an image. So say you're finished and it's still in Word format, or some other format which can be filled through a word processing software. Don't send that to the lad. Instead, take a screen shot of the form and paste that into Paint or some other image editor program and save it as an image. That way the lad is forced to print the form, write the answers by hand, scan it, and then send large attachments back to you. This creates a lot of time consuming work for the lad, and costs him money as well. |
This site http://docupub.com/pdfconvert/ is very useful for that it will convert all manner of file types (including Word documents) into a series of JPGs. |
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MoutonBlanc
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Joined: 28 Feb 2008
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:03 pm |
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meet the ever useful file destructor :
http://www.xnet.se/fd/
you can use it to generate a file (.pdf, .doc, .jpg you name it...). Your lad will be unable to do anything with it and you can blame him for not having the latest driver or whatever. |
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The Monsignor
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Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:54 pm |
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Captain Pugwash wrote: |
I'm using this on a lad I'm trying to get on my game show |
I've just downloaded and perused it. That is one pain-in-the-a**e form. |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:59 am |
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PM sent. I have a boat load of various forms that within 10-15 mins can be converted into something useable but the lad would get them as a pdf or jpg so they would have to be printed out, filled in by hand and scanned back to you. |
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thomas-the-tank
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Joined: 18 Aug 2007
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Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:13 am |
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Benjamin_Franklin wrote: |
One thing you may want to do with the form is make it into an image. So say you're finished and it's still in Word format, or some other format which can be filled through a word processing software. Don't send that to the lad. Instead, take a screen shot of the form and paste that into Paint or some other image editor program and save it as an image. That way the lad is forced to print the form, write the answers by hand, scan it, and then send large attachments back to you. This creates a lot of time consuming work for the lad, and costs him money as well. |
I would say this is a must, not an option. Word and PDF contain too much traceable metadata. Also you can force the lad to cram 50-word handwritten answers into tiny spaces, which of course cause the form to be rejected when it is fed through the reader at the other end. And all official forms now have to be written in green ink. You did know that, didn't you?
Oh, and fingerprints are no longer acceptable. Toeprints are the new form of ID. |
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bohigal
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Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:18 am |
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Heck, groom a lad just right and he'll send you an ear-print. |
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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2011
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Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:36 am |
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Captain Pugwash wrote: |
I'm using this on a lad I'm trying to get on my game show: Click Me
Courtesy of auntie beeb. |
HAHA That one was hilariously painful I might even use it. I'll say it's on e of F1NL4KU's sponsors
This does ofcourse not prevent me from having to send another form for the lad to fill
I feel stupid about that fake link haha! Im just gonna blame it on how tired i was |
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Lew_Skannen
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Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:15 am |
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These forms are great. I remember one had a question "Why do birds suddenly appear when you're near?" and the lad answered it as best he could.
Make sure that the lad answers all questions properly. I mean I am sure he will but just on the off chance that he skips a question or maybe gives a less than comprehensive answer make sure he goes back and fixes it. Eve if it takes ten or more attempts... |
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
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Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:12 pm |
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MoutonBlanc wrote: |
meet the ever useful file destructor :
http://www.xnet.se/fd/
you can use it to generate a file (.pdf, .doc, .jpg you name it...). Your lad will be unable to do anything with it and you can blame him for not having the latest driver or whatever. |
Oh, thank you! I have been looking for something like this. I have a lad now asking for some documents. This will be fun. |
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