Turd3 ",please save me from this deep shit,"

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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:50 pm

Wow a long winded rant to Uncle Epstein from Shitbird. He sent it into the kids account... of course asking for our favorite uncle to break operation security! Surprised

Hey Bo, I think Uncle E needs to slap our boy Very Happy

Quote:

commandant
Year end reports
As you be aware and not of some fact
As the year comes to an end, I deem it necessary to let you in the
loop on some issues.
It is high time you must know that our meeting will never be possible
in as much you continue to adopt the old rules.
To you and other those rules still stand and necessary, but to my
those rules are fictional
I break in to a network of hackers. Got intels. One contacted me and
revealed to me all this leaks.
I was so shocked that If not because of Jehovah , I should not be alive today.
Whenever I make attempt to come you, only then trouble starts,
Interpol, ninja, this that.
Can you see that there must be some leak somewhere that cause all this
Look, Bernie has some many enemies, looking for good opportunity to
kill him and everyone and take the loots.
I will assume you know all Bernie operations.
I am sure you know one of his opposition, he has trying his best to
get into him.
He has sent several moles to infiltrate the compound, Bernie killed
some, but not all
Have you asked yourself what happened in Cairo, you said I was lady, a
coward, that I slept, I will tell you the truth today, I got to Cairo
only to found out the next minutes that Interpol alert on me on Cairo,
how does this happened, hackers and interceptors, where? Whose Email?
Me, yours, walid? benies.who?
Who suffered the whole ordeal ? me. The whole ordeal from Cairo to
assuit, to luxor to Aswan to beranis, to read sea, to the temple, to
the prison.I only surferred.
I will be frantly with you uncle, I am not going to make any more
mistake that I have made before, I am not going to let some superior
orders got me kill unnecessarily. I am not sure of there is not
satellite imaging surveillances on that compound.
Uncle, look it is high you secretly design a new plan, we can meet
easily, unidentified and safe.
I will tell you what I think.
Get the passports out of bernie, get some dummy account or charity,
has bernie to logde in my money into it .
I may work on coming to meet you at a place outside everyone, then
form there we can proceed.
We can not get this done if all of us still continue to exchange mails
from old emails addresses, those are monitored long time hence the
leaks
From the hackers links I got info, you are not the target, it is
berniehe owe lot of people, stole from lot of people.A lot are
dissatisfied.
Look Uncle, I have a new life, I am making a new year resolution, to
settle down a new life, actively involved in charity , helping the
kids, travelling, adventure, raising a family, I am not a gay Uncle,
the guy that attempted to rape in Kanatra foreigner prison I n Cairo,
I beat him.
Maybe you don’t understand this thing, life is so much more exciting
that food and being in one place, life is adventure, travelling around
seeing different culture, people, food, historically places,
experiences, dominions people.
How I wish we are together uncle,it will have been better, we have
time to move around ,while doing business, still adventuring.
I have lot of potentials, some things you think I don’t know I know
it, sometimes you think I am small boy, no , I am not, I have brains,
unimaginable than you may think.I was alive because of two things Jehovah and my destiny
I appreciate all your efforts, your love, your patience, your FAITH
,your love for all?
How I wish in the next creation Jehovah will create only species like
you in the world, it will be a blissful and peaceful world.
I m proud of you despite all things
As regards the book
It will start as we discussed from the early stage of the M, then to
the day the mission start, it is going to be a journal, day to day,

Ghana to monrovia to Ghana to Dakar,Senegal-
koalack-Banjui,Gambia-Kayes,Mali-Timbutu-Gao-niamey,Niger-dinfer
through desert for 10days- Mao,Tchad-njamela-abche- Adre-back to
njamela-douala-back to cairo, to assult- luxor –aswan –Red sea-back to
prison-back to life-asaba-akwa-lagos-back to life.

Think Uncle, all this journey, I took it along in hot pursuit the
hottest pursuit anyone can experience without $100 in your wallet, no
feeding, no shelter, no friend, everyone appears and look hostile like
police, some informant, some merceneries,some tip offers.
My brains works every seconds, calculating the next move.Pause, How many men do you think can survived that?
I have spent all resources just to keep the secret that was sacred
sacred all this two years, I was way from home, from my own people,
people that know my true existence, my true calling, people I cater
for, friends just like Temple kids, I go to them listen their cries,
help the financially, morally, spiritually, put a smile on their faces
These people have not seeing me for two years.
Uncle may be you don’t know, my purpose an aim in life is to make
money and pass it on to all the needed,less privileged, motherless and
fatherless ,disabled, elders, I have been doing that before this
Mission begun. (Oh Hector, don't lie.)
There is lot of achieve in life tan been stock just in one place,
eating ,dinning.
There is a lot of people that needs to be reach out to, God bless your
soul when he sees oyu bless others.

The more Bernie tell, Walid or email anyone about next plan of my
arrival, the intels will be hacked even before you know it. So
therefore, advice them to stop pronouncing about me or my coming, when
they mention location on any of their old email , it will be hacked.
I prefer you talk to me once on codes. Maybe still be using old emails
account to send everyone on a wild goose chase
Uncle, find a secured means, if it is necessary, employ a new attorney
to take change of m fund with bernie and the new ID, let the attorney
start acting on my behalf underground.It will be ease and safe, it
will be a surprise , it is better and safe for all of us.
Even the kids donation to me long time ago, I do not have. I nee fund
to proceed uncle. Device a way out, if it takes months it is okay
Greetings to you
M

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:43 am

Hitting the sauce again are we?

Bitter, Moishe wrote:

Maybe you don’t understand this thing, life is so much more exciting
that food and being in one place, life is adventure, travelling around
seeing different culture, people, food, historically places,
experiences, dominions people.

He should know!

Unwitting travel blogger wrote:

Ghana to monrovia to Ghana to Dakar,Senegal-
koalack-Banjui,Gambia-Kayes,Mali-Timbutu-Gao-niamey,Niger-dinfer
through desert for 10days- Mao,Tchad-njamela-abche- Adre-back to
njamela-douala-back to cairo, to assult- luxor –aswan –Red sea-back to
prison-back to life-asaba-akwa-lagos-back to life.

This list, it just warms my heart. Except he always leaves out his very first safaris under the guidance of Just Jane, slaphappy, and DSW: twice to Togo; driving around and around a lake near Parakou; Maiduguri; and on to Cameroon. Good times.

From the Temple kids' email, Uncle E wrote:

Sonny,

Feh on the rules, watch me spit on them, shpayen! Do you see me following rules? Eh? Ehh? These children, they breathe new spirit into your Uncle what you would not believe, oy not since your Uncle schtupped with that vixen shiksa Missy in the kikh have I felt this alive. So it sounds like you're needing a rest and relaxation, and who doesn't these days I'm asking? Take some time off your feet, swallow a chillax tablet as these tayer kinder say, which I'm thinking they mean a bromide but what does an alte fartsen know eh? Kids these days and their hip hops! Hello Brooklyn!

You're taking your little vacation, anyway why don't you use the time to meditate, get out your crayolas and finish your book already, which we have been waiting here for what, it's more than a week now of your promises and we see gornisht yet? What you've been doing, picking the smarck from your schnoz? I don't want you should let the kids down, with it's the last night of Hanukkah tonight. Where's that bellows cramp? Did you even remember to light your menorah? Feh.

Uncle

So it's more encouragement than slap. Sue me. Smile

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:30 am

Awwww Uncle E is being nice. Then again I think you got Shorty with quite a few hard slaps recently. Hector will get his soon enough Smile

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:38 am

^^^Yes the insult well is a bit dry today Sad

Here is a very crude summary map of Hector's travels since April 1, 2009. It only shows routes as the goat flies, and many are doubled-back trips. It also doesn't include his little jaunt with Shorty. Unfortunately Google maps can't tell me the total distance. We don't know if he was deported out of Egypt from Cairo or Aswan, but that distance alone is 980 kilometers.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:17 am

^ They say travel expands the mind. That amount of study must make Hector a Phd of ladology by now. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:29 am

^^^I've said it before, I sometimes worry that an unintended side effect of this extended bait is a massive amount of cultural, geopolitical, and basic survival skills education for Hector. Then I remember that he's ended up completely broken and paranoid, and I feel better, because what's he going to do with all that, I ask you? Feh.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:30 am

^^^Open a chain of successful safari camps?

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:38 am

bohigal wrote:

Then I remember that he's ended up completely broken and paranoid, and I feel better, because what's he going to do with all that, I ask you? Feh.

Time he passed out then? Wink

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:38 pm

Maybe he could go up to Tangier; he could rendezvous at the ferry terminal when the ferry arrives from Spain.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:49 pm

You know he seems to drink a hell of a lot more now a days then when he started. Methinks you all (well I guess that includes me as well now Razz

) have may have set him down the path of alcohol abuse? Laughing

To be honest the fact that Hector is still hooked really shows that this guy has really learned nothing. He still depends on updates from Bernie, Walid, Uncle E. The kids are his sole source of fans that seems to inflate his ego. Shorty probably emails him still with colourful rants and accusations.

He is a very broken person. The fact he is still hooked and believes in various stories we have laid out for him is...shocking actually. Most lads would have twigged by now. He is certainly special.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:07 pm

I love those long rants. He is such a good lad.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:58 pm

Oh, on the map, Bo, H wnt from Liberia back to Accra, ad then on to Senegal.

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:23 pm

Bo you might need to switch to numbers your about to run out of letters on the map.

Hector really should thank you guys for all his adventures!

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:40 pm

Walid wrote:

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Yur frend name walid.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 20 Feb 2011 Posts: 90

I think it's time for HeckI'mTired to go see his Uncle and the kids in Brooklyn.

Life there can be good for him- he can have a job at the Temple, maybe even teaching the kids Geography or even English. Laughing

And New York City will give him the freedom of anonyminity to avoid Interpol and the dreaded Ninja Koalas.

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:44 pm

I believe Hecturd has travel Africa for y'all much more than I have traveled the US. Amazing! Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:49 pm

Hecturd has not responded for a while.

Keyser Sose wrote:

Simeon,
I have not heard anything from you. I am curious as to what is going on. I would like to know how you are doing. I am interested in your plans to reach Bernie.
Please respond to this at your earliest convenience.

Keyser Sose

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:59 pm

Hector has been silent to the kids. He promised the first chapter on 2012/01/02, and of course did not deliver. After some hate mail and some tear filled messages from the kids... 0 replies.

What the heck is Shitbird up to? Shocked

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:45 pm

I wonder of he rubbed his two brain cells together and figured it out. That would be a shame. I really want him to get to South Africa this year.

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:31 pm

Nothing to Farnsworth since 30th December
Either he's travelling, brook or streaded.

Damn, I hate it when he's quiet. I've been feeding him snippets of Intel of how to get into Bernie's safes and where Totty2 is (heading for Spain)

Quote:

Word is, T2 and baby in Algeria, expected to move towards Spain shortly.
B is moving a collection to Morocco in New Year.
T1 needs to be put off the scent, have you sent from new box yet?
send her towards Burkina Faso, report sighting of Phil the Greek there.
Will have new safe code on 2nd Jan.
acknowledge receipt of info
let me know of plan to move to B location

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:11 pm

Still nothing on my end. Hector's last message was 2011/12/30. I wonder why the sudden silence from him...

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:56 pm

He's done this before.

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:19 am

This just in to Uncle and the kids.

Quote:

TELL ALL KIDS, I HAVE TERRIBLY BEEN SICK AND HOSPITALIZED.
Moishe

Uncle wrote:

Sonny,

In the hospital, so, all you got is time, so where's the book for the kids I'm asking? Oy vey, such always is the laziness and uncreativeness I'm having to deal with. That's your Momma's genes, the shiksa whore.

Uncle

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:02 pm

I thought Hecturd was feeling better? It would be a terrible shame through all his adventures that he caught something virulent Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:22 pm

What a relief. He has been sick, and hospitalized! So glad he has not twigged, or given up..... Still, ingrate is not keeping in touch with the people who truly love him!

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