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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:49 pm |
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Been baiting Tosser 0gugu0 for 6 years and a month, and thought I'd finally lost him...
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My Dear Brother
Forget about this.I have had enough of them
Thanks And God Bye |
I go for the "reverse next of kin" modality that worked so well with "Edward Smith" a few years back...
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Dear Tosser,
You will be aware that ELDER **** died a few days ago and his will was read at the council of high ELDERS last evening.
Although as an ELDER our beloved majesty Elder **** had a sworn vow of poverty, he had assets in the Uniteed Kingdom
from members of his family which he was forbidden to access while he was alive.
You, Tosser 0gugu0 Nw0su of 0uagad0ug0u, Burkina Faso, are named as a beneficiary to 44,000 UK pounds on condition
that your chapel funding has not yet been granted. It seems our beloved majesty and ELDER ***** was determined that your
chapel should go ahead in the event of his death. The wording of his will mentions the obstacles your chapel project had
encountered and his bitter disappointment that despite all his efforts, your blunders, mistakes and other problems had prevented its success
during his lifetime.
It appears he knew he was about to die when he was sent to Syria, since this entry was made to his will the evening before he
departed to that country.
We now need to discuss how you will collect your funds.
The Lawyer in charge of the estate is ***********, a great and respected legal practitioner.
If you decide not to receive the inheritance, you should let me know in writing within one (1) month from the date of this communication.
ELDER *****'s will stipulates that if you have already received your chapel funding or did not wish to receive this money, it should be
used to fund another project in Ghana which we have received an application for.
Remain twatted in the bollocks,
Sister *****
21st October 2011
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BINGO!
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Dear Sister ******
I was really shocked reading from you the sudden and shock demise of my spiritual father His Majesty *****who wanted to see that our chapeel was built here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.
I was really in sorrow after reading your mail and i am succintly praying that his gentle soul repose in perfect peace in The Lord in Heaven.
I equally send my hearfelt greetings of sorrow to all members elders and high elders of the brotherhood upon the sudden death of His Majesty Elder *******.
It was his dreams that the chapel be built in Ouagadougou but all sorts of problems manifested on the way and it could not be realised before his departure to mother eath
Onc again May his humble and gentle soul rest in perfect peace.
Convey my hearthfelt sorrow to all members of the brotherhood.
With the WILL of Elder *****bearing my name,i will gladly like to collect the will where i was mentioned.
I will like you to furnish me with the modalities on how i may reach the lawyer Mr *******in respect to this matter or whoever will handle the disposal of the Will.
I wish to hear from you as soon as possible
Thanks
0GUGU0 NW0SU |
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:56 pm |
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Six years! That must be a record. I can't wait to see what more agony you have in store for this eminent T0sser.
Remain shagged. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:04 am |
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Truly inspirational!!
I personally believe the word 'epic' is overused on this forum in describing baits -- to the extent that I think it has lost real meaning. But there is no better word for a 6+ year bait -- epic!!
Congrats, PDS! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:09 am |
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Thanks JF and Dora, not sure if it's a record. This bait's been active, but I admit to breaks of a couple weeks here and there with no emails from me.
I doubt I'll get him to Singapore, but I'll aim high. It was a real effort to get him to Mali.
His emails haven't been making it to the Barrister's box, I think the idiot has the addy wrong, they aren't in the spam folder.
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Dear Sister B*****
Why you dont want to reply to my mail in respect to the demise of Elder **** which i have duely replied you
Please i am waiting to hear from you in respect to the reply i gave you regarding the Will
Thanks
Tosser 0guguo Nw0su |
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Dear Tosser,
There's no need to adopt a pissy attitude with me. I do not spend every day waiting by the computer for correspondence
from one particular person, I have other duties to attend. That may surprise you, since you clearly spend all of your days sat on your behind at a computer while your brethren work hard at missions in Syria.
You may contact the Lawyer, ******, at c******@gmail.com
He is dealing with ELDER *****'s estate.
Remain bathed in the radiant excretia of puck and shagged heftily in the chuff.
Sister ******* |
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Dear Sister *****
HOW ARE YOU TODAY,hOPE FINE AND BLESSFUL.
SORRY IF I USED ANY WORD THAT SEEMED TO OFFEND YOU OR EMBARRAS YOU.
I HAVE WRITTEN TO BARRISTER ******* AND I AM YET TO HEAR A WORD FROM HIM.
SO I WANT TO INFORM YOU OF THE SITUATION AT HAND RIGHT NOW WHILE I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU
THANKS
TOSSER 0GUGU0 NW0SU |
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
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Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:16 am |
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'Tosser' still about? Incredible! |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:27 am |
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Hahahahahahaha!!!
I'm happy to hear that Tosser 0guguo Nw0su is still on the hook! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:42 am |
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Truly a "Lad for Life". Poor bastard still hasn't a clue.
(BTW, you need to update your Tosser's sand timer!) |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:57 am |
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Congratulations on six years of writing those beautiful sign-offs! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:43 am |
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That is amazing! Congrats! Just so you know, Ed was the bait that got me hooked, and I watched him go to Singapore, right here, live. So I have you to blame for my hobby.... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:54 am |
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:sigh: I miss Ed. All credit goes to PSD for that truly epic (the right word, Dora!) bait, but I sure enjoyed playing a small part. I still have the actual physical 50 page visa form that he filled out and sent me by Fedex at a cost of over $100. It is unbelievably hilarious reading. I wonder what he's up to today? That was a lad who went through the worst hell imaginable. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:03 am |
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I had hoped he would make it to Bermuda, or the Bahamas. I forget where Ed was being pointed, but I was soooooo into that bait!
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_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:05 am |
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PsycheDelia_Smith,
Would you please post a link to the bait? |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:13 am |
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Here you go, Dya, but be prepared: it's 96 pages of pure lad agony. The very first gold pith award, if I remember correctly. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:15 am |
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http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=113482
I see Juan beat me to it! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:32 am |
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Thanks! I see I'll be up late for the next few days! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
x163
so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
Posts: 4747
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:54 am |
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Excellent job of hooking and baiting! |
_________________ "my dear,
you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:48 am |
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Thanks, I'll post updates as soon as 0gugu0 is off to get his inheritance or anything else happens. He, like Ed, gets a bit tedious at times. It'll be a while before he's persuaded to stand up and walk somewhere. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:43 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
:sigh: I miss Ed. All credit goes to PSD for that truly epic (the right word, Dora!) bait... |
You're right Juan; Ed was epic too! I think that thread ended just before I joined and I spent many a long day (and night) reading it. I'll never forget there was a character that was killed by prairie dogs? The craziness of that bait! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:55 pm |
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Ah, I remember. My main character, Jack Pott, died and his daughter and heiress, Honey, emailed Ed, who soon went for the love scam angle, as lads will. They were soon engaged and that's when she overturned her sports car in the desert and got nibbled to death by prairie dogs.
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Mr Mugu put in a lot of time and effort with Ed. His actually getting up and going to Singapore came like a bolt out of the blue, even though we'd been aiming for just that, we were at the point of accepting he'd never do it. Then off he went. Other baiters here helped make the trip to Singapore a lot of fun for us all too, with phone calls and input. I'd like to repeat that with 0guguo. He's invested a hell of a lot, so who knows. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:09 pm |
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Okay, I am very curious. Have you been baiting this lad for that long on one continuous bait? Or have you been renewing your subscription to his stupidity by starting up contact with him from a new account once a bait comes to an end?
If it's one long bait, I would love to learn more about what you do to keep a lad on the hook that long. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:21 pm |
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^^ You go with the flow. It's been one long bait, and I only singled him out because he gave my baiting character a lot of verbal abuse. So, the tried and trusted Church Bait modality was employed. He applied for funding for a chapel. His attempts to get this funding is what's kept it going, and as others have said many times, it's the investment effect. Like a victim, once a lad's invested a good deal of time and money, he can't pull out. I have hundreds of pics of Oguguo, and countless pages of forms completed in ink. He brought his whole village in for photo shoots of daft ceremonies. He has to keep going, to save face.
The trick is to start small with demands and work up. It's helpful to bring in as many characters as you can, as far as I'm concerned. Give him a tangible but confusing structure. My church is a nightmare of bureaucracy, modelled on real-life ones like the Inland Revenue. Every form goes to a different department, every query to a different office. Tiny mistakes are picked up on. It's always his fault he can't get to his funds, and when he screws up, another character comes in to help him pick up the pieces. The previous one gives up on him, or dies.
His funds have been chopped by another, fake lad at least 3 times now.
There's no shortcut. Get the lad to invest. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Benjamin_Franklin
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 669
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:34 pm |
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One long bait. That is incredible.
I'm just starting to read the thread linked earlier to see some of the pain the lad experienced. So far very good stuff. |
_________________ "BIG BODY LIKE ELEPHANT, small knowledge and wisdom like mosquito. SHAME ON YOU THE FIRST FOOL OF THE GREATEST ORDER." - Wilson Smith<br>"I HAVE A GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CAN STILL QUIT THIS JOB BEFORE YOU GO HANGYOURSELF." - Wilson Smith<br>"I want you to understand that those guys at Western Union are nothing but enemies of progress" - Jude 0koya
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:31 pm |
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Wow 6 years! That is an amazing accomplishment PDS!
LMAO at "Tragic end" for Pie Heiress.. What a way to go being nibbled to death by prarie dogs.. |
_________________ Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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bearkat419
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Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:49 pm |
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Ed? <sputters> Did you seriously just reference THE infamous Ed? I had nearly forgotten about him. Jalapenos & toothpaste anyone? Hehehe... what ever happened to him, anyway?
And now back to the topic at hand... I can't wait to see how this bait unfolds. The idea of reverse-baiting a lad with their own modalities is particularly hilarious. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:48 am |
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^^ Once he realised he'd been pwned, Ed refused to answer emails or phone calls,and changed his sim card. Eliza called him a few times to taunt him, but he just refused to speak. Shame.
The Tosser bait is on again though....
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Respected Hon Barrister ***** **********
I am Tosser 0gugu0 Nw0su of the br0therhood of t0ssers here in ouagadougou burkina faso west Africa.
I was introduced to you by Sister **** **** of the Brotherhood of slappers as the advocate of the late His Majesty Elder **** ****.
Sistyer **** made me to understand that i was mentioned in the Holy WILL of His majesty Elder **** **** and asked me to contact you on the modalities of collecting the 44,0000 pounds stereling willed in my name as a beneficiary.
This is why i am writing to you to ascertain the modalities to receive the aforementioned willed sum of money in my favour.
Remain Shagged In The Lord
Waiting to hear from you.
Thanks
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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