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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:00 am |
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Well this one took me by surprise!!
My 4ppl character the hairy gun-loving booty-worshipping The Haz (I think some of you have seen the pic) has picked up a man from Accra called Pat!!
His profile says "i;m looking for honest girl to marry" and "i;m honest and humble. i have the fear of God." He has 97 friends. All women.
Well! A few exchanges on the site:
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PAT: You look wonderful
HAZ: You like men?
PAT: yes i like men especially handsome guy like you.[email supplied]
HAZ: Do you like to receive? Because I don't take only give.
PAT: we are made for each other. i love you ok . tell me more aabout your self
[Hmm. Let's dip a toe in the water.]
HAZ: Ok Pat. I'm interested. I'm from Benson Arizona. I design computer console games. I'm gay curious. I have an 8" dick and I can stay hard for an hour. What about you?
PAT: am in Africa GHANA TO BE PRECISE . CAN YOU COME TA AFRICA LETS ENJOY OURSELF. GIVE ME YOUR ID
HAZ: I can travel. Money is no problem. I earn loads and have as much time off as I want. But I want to know that you would be worth the trip. It's a long way from the USA to Africa. Send me an email and tell me what you would like me to do to you
[email supplied]
But call me The Haz.
Later big boy X
PAT: This is my number [supplied]. i love you ok. thanks for your care. i just need a personal laptop so that we can be enjoying ourselfe before you come. am patrick ok |
And an email subject line "Honey":
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thanks for your kindness. i just need a personal laptop for myself. so that we can be enjoying ourselfe privately before you come over. thanks patrick |
I reply:
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Hi Gorgeous!
Ha! A new laptop? You've come to the right man Pat. Or should I say cum on the right man? : ) I can get laptops no problem I've got 4 myself!! Working in the computer games industry means I have to test stuff. Do you play games? do you know Guitar Hero? I worked on that. I designed the little coloured buttons amongst other things. You can see a couple of the guitars in my photo. What sort of laptop do you want?
But I want to know how we will enjoy ourselves privately. Give me a sample of what you've got big boy.
Also how long have you been gay? Are you out? Do your parents and friends know?
I'm very excited at the thought of you Pat. Please send a photo and hope to hear from you soon.
Your Mr lover man,
The Haz X |
Todger club here I cum!!
Love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:57 am |
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While the "todger club" isn't official I'm still very proud to be part of it! Can't wait for a fellow "Member" oooerrr |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Phil Yerboots
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2009
Posts: 1342
Location: Back in Asena's sandbox
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:07 pm |
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Thanks Chrys!! Me and you eh? Proudly waving our trophy todgers aloft. Damn, that didn't come out right.
Pat wants something and it isn't The Haz's sick-making physique!
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hi sweet heart,
your cell phone number is very important for our communication as a lover.here is my own,[given]. i play games ok.[yes you do, scam-scum, yes you do]H P LAPTOP IS OK FOR ME.with my laptop in the house we can be enjoying ourselve through the wed cam because i will be naked for you to watch me live.you know i cannot try that in cafe.
i have been in the game for three years ok.am not involve in anything am not proud of. [O RLY?]my friends and parents respect my decision because is my life so they know am a gay ok.watching each other live in the web cam is better than any picture ok. but i hope to see you soon in Africa. Ghana is the most peaceful country in Africa, your president Barrack Obama was here last year because of the peaceful nature of the country.so start planning the trip am missing you ok.you can send the laptop through DHL ACCRA GHANA..alternatively you can send the dollar equivalent through western union money trasfer so that i can get it here in Ghana ok. receiver name is . IF you make the payment you can send me the mtcn number and all necessary information ok.i love you so much ok.you are the best thing that has ever happen to my live ok.thaks for bringing joy to my life. i care ok. with all my love. |
Then the WU info:
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if you are using the western union , you can send to the name of my secretary below
RECEIVERS NAME:
LOCATION:ACCRA GHANA
AMOUNT:
QUESTION: WHAT COLOUR
ANSWER: BLACK
LOVE YOU OK. THANKS.
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Well it seems to me that Pat wants his laptop without putting in the effort it requires to be "a gay". Let's make him work a little harder:
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Hi Pat. You big boy!!
Listen sending you a laptop is no problem. Do you want any games consoles too? I got about 10 Xbox, 8 PS3, laods of Nintendo Wii, Gameboys etc.
Talking of Game boys. I'm glad that your parents and friends are happy for you to be a gay. I'm happy you're a gay too. Because I really would like to see you naked. Send me a photo of you full frontal naked Pat. I want to see what kind of joystick or should I say Stick of Joy you've got in your pants. Then I'll send you one of mine. You've already seen my hairy bear body I need to see yours. Oh and don't send me something from the internet - that's happened before. Put a sign that says "Gay 4 The Haz" in the pic so I know it's you.
Oh and let me know if you need any games too. I've got everything. Even some copied games that aren't available yet. But don't share - that could get me into trouble because they're worth a lot of money.
Laters big boy XXX
The Haz |
Do you think he might be interested in blackmarket games worth millions? This could be the start of a beautiful friendship!
Love Phil X |
_________________ Ibadan-Abidjan-Bouake (with Dr Mike & The Monsignor) "i sleep in the park again and am scaring" Ebay (with SheepFishing)
Todger Club (Class of 2013)
"I want your head on a platter between my slapping breast-buds." Doughnut
"You are sick and need medical attention. I just realised." Pee |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:15 pm |
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Good luck on the trophy pic, Phil. I have a pig of a time getting them. Apart from the todger shots, The best I've managed is two pictures of a DOOR! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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