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Baiting Guru Joined: 28 Feb 2013 Posts: 3152

Lads lie, but I really hope this ones being honest

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Your email was received and content well noted.In line with your email we only have two account which i have sent to you so far which your bank refuse to make the transfer.However at this point i will advised that you make use of western union or moneygram to avoid time wasting.

Both off to Alan to be shut down. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:11 pm

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WE WILL SEND YOU THE PARCEL BY DHL,YOU ONLY WILL PAY FOR DHL/INSOLENCE FEE OF $875.00 THAT IS THE ONLY FEE YOU ARE TO PAY TO THE CBN BANK AGENT FOR DHL/INSOLENCE FEE.

Service with a sneer?

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 10:35 pm

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one never can tell if it is one of your gimmicks to buy time because your attitude is questionable.

Same to you buddy!

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:32 am

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Hold my hands I will take you there. worm embrace.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:53 pm

My Dakar Darling Mary Wrote after I asked her to be patient while I work out a Piggy from her Barrister:

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Honey, l know that a patient dog eats the fattest bone, l will continue to be patient because l know that my liberty is at hand.

WTH: I figured I'd put out a reply of:

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Yes Mary,
Over here we say the closer to the bone the sweeter the meat. Hopefully Mr. Ousman will come through tomorrow.
Love,
Satter

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 10:29 pm

Rowan Wrote:

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worm embrace

Mud Cat season is coming up!!!

Meanwhile back in Dakar:

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firstly I thank you for your reaction to mine email; Engine with the message, which I have sent to you.

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 6:45 am

Lad shows that he REALLY cares:

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I just cant believe the week just passed without talking to you

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 9:21 am

This is email number two from this Ladette , and I'm posting it in its entiriety here because it is the most fantastically random stream-of-conciousness gobbledegook I've ever had !

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Hello Sweety
How are you and how is the weather over there,since i have met you i think i search no more cos you are so special i will get married with and spend the rest of my life with....am yours and you matters to me..
How was I to know that you were watching me sleep? I awoke to see you laying there and just then, you smiled and said hi and that just melted me. I wish with all of my heart that I could wake to your beautiful eyes for the rest of my life.
I hated to leave but as I have told you, I left a big part of me with you. It is yours now so, take care and tread lightly. I wish that I could be with you now as you face so many struggles, but know that I am there in spirit and am praying for everything to work out for you. No matter where this life takes us, together or not, know that you and your girls will always be in my heart and "my favorite"
You are all in my heart now, Earth moves with such apathy that only Our Heaven can keep the pace of our devotion for one another. As slow as the heart beat of a goliath at rest. Why would the world seem so passive? I believe it is a chance for us to make our own time to spend together. It is love. It is what binds the thoughts of all beings trying to understand it. It appears that you and I have fallen into love, without having looked for it. This is Heaven and we are the Angels of Our Name
Some of the most superb feelings and tingling emotions come from what love an Angel, such as yourself, and I make. Our world, as we have come to see it, has no bearing and an infinite boundary when we are locked lips to lips. No one person can sever that bond of nothing but pure affection and intimate passion. We are the Angels of Our Heaven and with merely our names to live with. A name, which consists of nothing more than symbols of a language taken for granted. I would soon rather speak nothing. A true test of love of which we have accomplished merely by the elucidation in our eyes.Honey i think am gonna stop hear till i hear from you soon my Love.....Love you deeply from my heart..
Yours Love

I don't what he's on, but I want a pint of it !!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^That is almost as romantic as outhouse poetry! I would hate to know what caused that mess.

I was hoping to capture one personality of this lad claiming to love motorcycles but I got the refugee instead.

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because of war and bubo Killy in my country that is why i escape from my country to (Economic capital Refugee Camp in Dakar Senegal) to save my life,

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I am working on a new Lana Brooke user. I think this is the surgery I recommend when someones head is at the other end of their anatomy. Makes it easier to see where your going.

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My Marital Status: Windowed

The same one tells me

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i am jessica i am 33 yrs old and i got married when i was 25yrs old ....my husband was a real estate consultant he works all over the world and it was painful he died in a plane crash....i loved him so much and he cares for me too...though before he died he left many properties which am yet to claim he was 73yrs old when we got married and he gave the will to the lawyer...he also said am free to marry another man when he died
He left me with 15yrs old daughter which have been nursing for thwe whole of my life...i love my daughter so much and i care for her too.
am here to seek for the right man who will never let me have the feelings that my husband is late.

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 5:21 pm

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Get back to us with your baking information

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 7:30 pm

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He left me with 15yrs old daughter which have been nursing for thwe whole of my life

That phrasing makes it sound like she's been breastfeeding her daughter for fifteen years. Shocked

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 9:07 pm

Speaking of Breastfeeding, Bobby/Jenny sent this:

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Want some milk ??

Yup there was an accompanying Booby Shot.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

oscarpiles wrote:

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Get back to us with your baking information

I'm sure you cooked something up for him Wink

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:08 am

In my catcher account

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Hello, I am Mr. Jeff Allen from a single dad.....

Well glad that's cleared up Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 8:16 pm

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HONESTLY I WILL LOVE TO JOIN YOU IN FISHING BECAUSE THAT HAS BEEN MY HOBBIT FOR LONG.

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 7:57 pm

Another Broken Heart in Senegal:

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Hello my dear darling,
Good morning! How are you today? I hope you are fine. My dear am very sorry to disturb you on this. The owner of the account call reverend to send the payment receipt in order to confirm the money and bring it to me. So send it to me soonest ok.

Secondly you said your wife has come back. Now are you going to leave me. That means you do not love me. This is what i was afraid of and you have just do it. But bear in mind that i love you and have giving you my heart. Now you leave me. Take care and have good day.
Blessing.

That's the second request BTW wanting the Payment Slip.

ETA: Here's a second reply to my "Break-up Letter saying that my Ex-wife has returned and wants to patch things up but I have paid the money:

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Dear Onye Wayo,

Thank you for the information that you have transferred to the money to the given bank account. But, you forgot to scan, attach and send the transfer paper to me. Kindly send it urgently. I contacted the bank and the bank said you did not attach it in your mail.

I wait for you to do that urgently.

Yours,
Miss Alice

Anybody know who Onye Wayo is? That's not the name of my character.

ETA: This came today from my Gold Lad. I'm going to try a second time to Safari him into Togo this Saturday. He went to the border last time but he did not cross the line. His IP changed to Togo but the IP came back as a proxy. (GRRRR):

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Compliments of the day,thank you for your message,i am so sorry to hear about the calamities that has befallen Late Mr Jerome,please accept my condolence,was he married?with kids?,please take heart,what i do not understand is why he was shot,just because of a token in his wallet?what a shame,was he shot at the airport premises?African security operatives can be stupid some times,i am deeply sorry.

What about the entries in his journal?i don't think i can come to Togo because i do not know how to get to you on the phone when i arrive,i cant afford to suffer again,if proper arrangements are made i will come before your departure on Sunday.

Think this is too much of a reply??

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Thank you for asking about Jerome. He was Married with Children. I have already E-mailed his wife Peg. He is survived by a son named Bud and a daughter named Kelli. I have told Peg I will be sure she and her children are well cared for.
His body was found in the down-town districts. I do not know what he was doing there. I can only guess that robbery was the reason he was killed. I still do not know much more about the Journal entries. The authorities have not let me touch it since I opened it and read what I read before giving it to them. I hate sleeping in his airplane without him here in it too.

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 8:03 pm

Here's a funny exchange between my Ivory Coast Darling, Her Banker, and Myself:
From Me to the Banker, Lawyer & Darling:

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Dear Sir,
I do not believe Felicia and I have all of the required documents.
She asked me to copy any requests to her concerning this matter. I am
also copying the Law Ministry you have suggested to get the paperwork
the Felicia doesn't not posess.
Regards,

My Darling's reply:

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Good evening Sir and God bless you.

Sir, I read your mail right now but I don’t believe what you sent to me because I put all my hope in you but now you just break me down from trust why Sir, if you don’t believe me or you are afraid please ask the bank to send you invitation letter so that you can come down for confirmation and after the your getting these document s the bank will transfer the fund in your present and move together to your country for medical treatment and also to further my education in your care. Please I will advice you to come down so that you can free your mind with me sir.

I stop here and look forward to hear from you urgently

Love and trust

Your lovely Felicia

And now the Banker:

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I write you this day on behalf of your late partner daughter Miss Felicia. Firstly, i am bound by courtesy to extend my profound sympathy to you as regards the calamity that befell you lately. I was specially acquainted of this by Miss Felicia when she visited my office in the morning but i was able to get the full picture of the entire scenario by the time i had gone through your mail to her which on her permition i read. i sympathize with you deeply Mr. SB.

Secoundly, i saw the paragragh in your mail where you asked that you don’t believe in Miss Felicia, if you have double mind to her concerning i will advise you to come down and all your expenses will be take care under our management corporation Mr. TB is one of our important customer so i guarantee you to feel your mind in whatever you have with miss felicia.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The Psycho network found me on DMF!

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my name is Rolade,I am 29 years old lady .i live in Las vegas, i am single, never married. how long have you been on datemefree? still single? i want you to write me back on my personal addresss i will wait to hear from you on my email so i can tell you more about you

Baiting Guru Joined: 28 Feb 2013 Posts: 3152

From a lotto lad banker who should really know this.

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Sir,

This is to officially inform you that We the Entire Banque Centrale De l Afriqe Mali, has received your mail, Sir how can you transfer $250 by bank to bank? Listen if you are not interested to claim your winning prize please kindly inform us to enable us cancel your file.

We look forward to hear from you soon.

Thus

For any and all clarification, kindly contact me directly through the above mentioned number.

For and on Behalf of
Banque Centrale De l Afriqe Mali .

Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 11:38 am

There's something special about Lads repeating your insults while professing to be greatly shocked:

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Who is a dumas cow why do you like insulting people of high rank?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 3:10 pm

ok

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pay up the total bill and please let it be real this time

Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:05 am

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Dear Brother,
I thank you so much,am very grateful.May God almighty continue to bless you and add more grease to your elbow.
God Bless.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Real Estate lad responding to my request to allow my pet Kraken to roam free around the apartment:

Am very sorry if anyway i have rude to you. Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

I'll send you the lease contract soon.

Thanks so much

It ain't much, but it makes me chuckle. Very Happy

So much that I had to put it in my signature. Cool

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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my email is acting up but i want u to mail me now on here @yahoo.com

It is acting up so I should mail it. LAZY!

One of my kids just sent this.

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Its looks like ya but diiferent from, its a bit softer than yam where are u now anf what u doing. Am now at mums store

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