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Master Baiter Joined: 06 Jan 2011 Posts: 106

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Me : Nice! Is it hot there? Its freezing in the UK
Lad : not too much, now we are on harmmer time
Me : whats that?
Lad: dry season.

Had fun with this one. LOL hoping to get a trophy or two out of him, and a safari is always a possibility but i'm taking it slow!

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:18 pm

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my office is not subject to cross examination or under instructions from Mr. 0latunji G0mer, this organisation is superior to any individual

We'll see about that.

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:08 pm

Under a Lawyer Lad's sigbature block (emphasis added):

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You are in the terrain of Mensah Kwame Chambers under the experience and leadership of Barrister Mensah Kwame (Esq)...

We take care of your matters - From Litigation, Debt payment, Estate and
property management, compensation and entitlements, rights and freedom
of speech within the terrain of the law while you are at comfort in your
home.

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:57 pm

From a lad that bait_my_hook and I are baiting, who balks at using word code and handwriting and scanning his proposals for security reasons:

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Actually late me be frank to you i have discus and dialogue all your trams and condition which you and your friend introduce on this business.

and a little further down:

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Like some of your massage you send that i printed and sand to my pay master but he didn't understand it at all so please if you people are really ready for this transaction you should sand us your quotation of the consignment for further procedure because we are now running our of time

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:57 pm

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My late father was the Deputy General Manager with CNPC oil company at the Khartoum refinery in Sudan he died alongside with my beloved mother on their way driving home, by a coincidental bomb explosion

What a coincidence!

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:49 pm

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My name Dr freed0m g00dnews the new apionted manager director for western union Lome Togo i am hear to informed that your part-payment of ($6.8miollion ) from International Monetary Fund Unit (IMF) has been approved to transfer via our department of Western Union

Oh yeah, you are so a doctor and a manager... Laughing

And this from him as a chat was winding up:

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i have to sing out camille

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:18 pm

MR.IBRAHIM AHMED wants my help with varying projects, one of them looks strange:

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health sector and tobacco

They do not belong together!

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:35 pm

And another one...

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For immediately you receive first bitch you are to open an domain account with my name

That was uncalled for!

He's also a bit confused (emphasis added):

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so my brother this is what life has thought me.
this is why I am pleading with you to be as honest as I am to you because I so much respect you so this is why I remain loyal to you as a sister in Christ

So he thinks that Cammy's a giy and he's now a woman? Should I slap him?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 06 Jan 2011 Posts: 5

'rest assured that the bank will send you the form with the require fee $97.02 US Dollars only. '

Don't you love it when a bank wants to give you money!

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:40 am

Oh Crap

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you are the only person in this whole world that knows about this deal and as such you mean a whole lot to me and to the success of this life changing opportunity. I I dug the money at the back of the camp toilet 5 days ago when I was no longer comfortable with it.

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:50 am

scambuster3, OUCH! You made me hurt myself spitting coffee through my nose!!!!

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Now here's a loan company that knows how to make money FAST!

(I applied for a $50,000 loan)

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WE RECEVED YOUR MAIL AND WE WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU AR APPROVED FOR THE LOAN. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PAY THE LOAN FEE OF $176000 UNITED STATE DOLLAR.

If I had $176k, I wouldn't need the $50k loan

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Here was an interesting header in email:

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***SPAM*** ****SPAM**** YOUR MUCH AWAITED PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD 2011

My email catcher labels spam as [Bulk]. This one arrived with ***SPAM*** already in the header. Is it possible a lad put it there, not knowing what "spam" means?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:25 pm

Mr G. has been off on his search for insults again, and got this one back from a mad lad:

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MUGU GO KILL YOUR SELF
, U TOOL SMALL FOR ME IF U TRY ME I GO LRT U NO SAY I BE MIPHITE

Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:02 pm

My newest "son" wrote to me:

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my dad is john kofi,former minister
for health and tourism,he was killed by the the rabies during the war

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Please help me am the only survived child of my parents,my parents and my 2younger once died in rabies attack,so i manage to run away from them

I did not know that rabies attacked during the war and in regular life and I am glad he could run fast to escape a rabies attack.

I must make sure to get a rabies vaccination before proceeding with this bait. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:33 am

This is from an "HSBC Equator Bank" official...

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Good Morning, I got your message this morning and i want to know from you are you there to show me on how to do my work here in the bank after many year's i have being in this bank work.

If you will not do exactly what they bank have told you to do you better go to that Place you wish to take me there according to the Man who came to my office this morning showing me your message to him. Let me informed to you incase when next you will be sending me mails to correct your erros in speach over entities you have never met before.

You are talking of reporting me to our head office in Uk, that is where i was posted out from to serve here in Africa go there now ok.

Take me there ok. Here is my job i am doing here. Your cheque have being in demurrage counting, mind you and the man that come here to disturb my worker's to please spear us out from this your draft ok.

No... I have no idea either.

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:57 pm

YOU ARE TO PROVIDE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION.
Full Name:
Delivery Address:
Telephone Number
Occupation:
Company Name:
Martian Status:
Copy of your International Passport or any valid ID.
OR DRIVERS LICENCE.

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:02 am

That HSBC office again...

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We the Managements of HSBC Bank Cote d’ivoire are today to Let you know that you will be bound from having anything again in common with our bank HSBC all over they world again.

And you are to meet your friend who always comes around here to deposit this fucking cheque that did not worth up to a million pounds.

Be warned From HSBC Bank Cote d’ivoire.

Bank Managemet.

That's me told, I think Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:40 pm

Our befuddled Ghanaian friend again...

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My Dear friend please you and your friend should be plane and come out stright because my paymaster is very worried about the hole thing and complianing of been confuse about this issue.well when ever you people are ready to fly to my house me and my paymaster are ready,but remember we don,t have much time in our hence now.

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:58 pm

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you have to send the money and we will do the shipment baiter

maybe he means later, or maybe hes on to me ?

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:51 pm

It has being a case of unnecessary arguments which makes no sense and irrelevant requests from you.

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:36 pm

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I am highly offended for your last email, because that proves you don't even trust me and do not have any believe in me

How can that fucker even say something like that Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:30 pm

I think this lad meant to say "Good Morning" but we know where his mind was:

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Good money and how are you today??

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:50 am

The Chief of Interpol in Ghana thinks I'm in the Matrix:

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YOUR AGENT MAIL RESPONSE IS HIGHLY WELCOME

And another Ghanaian may be a moonlighting Grey:

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From the disk of Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:28 pm

Wonder what station they used!

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Mrs.Doris Wong who had her radio therapy operation yesterday.

After the radio therapy operation she immediately went into a coma whereupon her doctor is using her email account to write to me.

I had asked her attorney contact me and I get the doctor using her email account!

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:01 pm

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WE PRAY TOO THAT YOU GIVE A KIND ATTENTION AND TREATMENT SO THAT WE WILL HISS A SIGH OF RELIEF.

Am I baiting a snake? Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:14 pm

From my new lad:

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I so much thank God that you`re alive?

I are cute kitteh. I can haz life? Very Happy

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