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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My FMF dummy still thinks he is getting a visa from me

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Hello my Love how are you doing where have u been all this while are you still trading baby i want to hear your voice concerning the Visa process i really love with all my heart i can live without you baby i just want to spent the rest of my life with you.

Hope to hear your quick response

Love You
Collins

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:05 pm

Bobby/Jenny is starting to get a wee bit upset (NSFW):

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Bobby: huh ., where's is the required moneyp**? Mals get off here for me! i need some breeze!
me: I said be nice and then we can talk of that. Is that too much to ask?
Bobby: FUCK OFF! GOOD NIGHT

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:39 am

Lad geography:

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London - WC1B 5AL - CANADA

There is a London in Canada, and it's even on the Thames, but its post code begins with N5 or N6.
From the same application form for a conference:

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Langue:.......... Parlées.................................... Ecrite .............................
Loisirs....................................................................................................................
Groupe Sanguin..................................................................................
Poids.........................................................................................
Taille.........................................................................................

Bloody why does he want to know that?

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Always annoying to a lad when people think logically Laughing

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I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you.

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:47 pm

^^ That's awesome. Note to self: avoid using too many logic tunes with lads.

One from my love lad explaining why he can't come over for a barbeque:

vlad wrote:

my job requires me to be busy

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

My Ivorian lad doesn't like it when I open a big can of silent on him Laughing

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Sir
I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU ARE DOING I WANT T0 KNOW YOUR PLANS IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEND THE MONEY OR WHEN YOU ARE G0ING TO SEND IT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THIS CAN OF SELENT 0N ME.

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:59 pm

My character unfortunately died in hospital and a kind doctor began correspondence with the scammers. In such circumstances it's always important to get a clear and concise account of what has gone before, ideally in one sentence.

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In regards to the transaction late Mr. _______ have with us, is quit unfortunately we have finish processing his Fund Transfer that time he was alive and he was ask to pay for Transfer Charge fee of US$1500 that time which he want to the Bank and paid but it happen that he made mistake on the Account he paid the money to so we told him to collect the money back and correct the mistake on the Account and send it back and he paid the money to the Account which was failed with problems in the Bank and we told him to complete the payment which he is about to do before he has the Accident and inform us that he has Accident and I Hang-Up the Transaction and wait for him to get well and resend back the Transfer Charge fee of US$1500 because you contact us now that he is dead that he didn’t survive the tragic accident.

And then he needs to reassure me

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I don’t belong to any German Nazi party or any current Nazi or neo-Nazi organization I am just a Banker.

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:26 pm

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I shall be expecting a confirmation from you much later today.

I had intended to write back immediately, but since you aren't expecting a confirmation until much later today....

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:32 am

This would be a great Siggy line if it weren't so long:

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HELLO I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU ARE A MAD MAN, FIRST YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WILL GO BACK TO USA IF AM NOT HOLDING A PICTURE SING THAT I AM THE ONE NOW YOU HAVE NOT EVEN CALL ME ONE DAY AND YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE COMING BUT I BELIEVE, PLEASE DON'T COME YOU ARE FAKE AND GREAT LAYER GOD WILL PUNISH YOU AND YOUR GENERATIONS FAKE MAN.
"L0veth S3gun"

BTW: I think that is the first time I've gotten a Lad to totally lose it!! LOL.

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:57 pm

This Recovery Lad's organizational skills are admirable:

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I AM
TRYING TO FIND YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS THAT WHY I DID NOT EMAIL YOU ON TIME
THANKS GOD THAT I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT IN MY ROOM CUPBORD.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:20 am

From a script that landed in my inbox:

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My name is Mrs Emma daniel douglas have been suffering from Brest cancer

Mille sabords de tumeur de Brest!

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:09 pm

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Dear Respectful one, I am introducing myself as Miss (Micheal Osman)I am 20 years old boy the only son of late Mr adjei

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:40 pm

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Dear Client

Kindly confirm whether this bank account belong to you, we have finally decided to pay your fund. We want to make this payment before Wednesday next week, as soon as you pay the US$50 fees requested for this transaction.

If you failed to do it before the deadline, your fund will be donated to the orphanages.

Bank name: Bank Of America
Account Number: Blah
Routing Number: Blah
Address 4201 Connecticut Ave Nw, Washington, DC 20008

Erotic Dancer

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:48 pm

Lad wrote:

Here is the agreement as requested and please, do send me yours confirming your promise to get on my side when you visit the US court, so this can be a mutual and confidential matters of agreed with us ''both parties'', a to certified this in-case any of us failed our promises in the future.

A legal genius!

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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Mr xxxx, Isn't it about TIME you went ALL IN, ALL OUT, and ALL THE WAY with ME?

This is not a romance scammer! This is from Dr. Mrs Ngozi Okonjo Iweala of FMF fame Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^Are you sure about that? Looks like lub, or maybe just lust to me!

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:41 pm

Lad from the Future?

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Few countries and sectors totally escape this terrible blight in the 27th century.

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:12 pm

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...type WESTY LINKY and click tracking and pest sender's

first name and last name,the you pest mtcn number and click check status to see
that your first transfer of $5000.00 is available for you but you will not pick it

until you pay the needed $25 for the signing of your Western Union Transfer Papers....

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:38 am

I sent a bait to one address to try to get headers to kill a fake domain. The email from the fake domain was sent using a third-party mailserver. I get a reply (at least I think it's a response; there are no headers or body text to show that it is) from yet another fake domain, using a fifth-party mailserver, offering me a job at the

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U.S. Dept of Royal Mail

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:20 pm

I last E-mail Jombo back on August 14th. I must have made a lasting impression as I received this today:

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Hello Shayna,

How have you been doing? I think you can fool me and get away with it. I thought I was doing business with a person not knowing that you are no body. You wasted my time and money from Accra to Togo and nothing had happened. Since I know that you not serious about the gold business was when I provide you bank account for you to pay in the cost of my gold as we agreed and you could not pay it. Any money transfer to any bank account for overseas can only last for three days for it to be cashable here in Ghana but yours lasted for more than 10 days and no money appear. Please I wish to inform you that not everybody that is doing business on internet is bad. I am genuine and was hoping that I am doing business with a real person not knowing that you are fake and joker. Thanks you for time wasted and money from here to Lome Togo. God bless you.

Best regards
Mr. Jombo

At least he admits going to the airport in Togo. LOL. Too bad I couldn't confirm it and claim a safari. Oh well, spilled milk......

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:23 pm

YES!!!! DAVID GOT IT!!!!

Ahem. Sorry. I'm not necroing, so I'm posting this here. For those who don't know who David is, see this thread: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=236479

Anyway, after the last update of that thread in the beginning of this month we have had a very deep and meaningful, almost daily exchange. David has demanded a Western Union receipt and I have asked if he has received the money I mailed him. I decided to break the cycle finally by telling the mailman brought back my money because David didn't give me any street address, so the envelope couldn't be delivered.

He finally understood what the crux of the issue was and sent me this:

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Are you and illiterate? i said paid the money through western union money

Irony overload.

And all this for 100 dollars.

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:28 am

This lad needs to learn to count:

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Individual or a maximum group of ten (6) persons are expected to participate as a group or organization to represent their Country in the forth-coming events. None of them should be less than eighteen (15) years of age and delegates must participate in both venue.

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:28 pm

I think this one can be filed under "Slips of Tongue"... Laughing

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Dear Anna

We got your message ? we wish to inform you that what are are doing inthis bank is genuine and fake OK. we are wait to hear from you with your full information so that we can proceed with the transfer of your fund OK.

Thanks

Alfred Baker.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 949

lazy loan lad wrote:

(h) Protecting Our Customers: We always try to protect you from entering into any agreement that may not be in your best interest. (what a LOAD of you-know-what!!!)

Yes, the lad really wrote that. Apparently he copied his script from another baiting site, where the "what a load" comment was actually added by the baiter. I badly want to demand an explanation, but it would be much better for the lad to leave that bit in for his other "customers".

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:09 pm

I was asked if this was my bank account:

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Bank name: Bank Of America
Account Number: 154890013587
Routing Number: 07391482
Address 4201 Connecticut Ave Nw, Washington, DC 20008
Erotic Dancer

Yeah, that's the bank account I was using back when I was pole dancing ....

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