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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Brand new Skype lad today. Less than an hour in I get this

That points the conversation in only one direction
[12:16:43 PM] Derrick Ratt: It doesn't really show me your heart and mind
[12:17:01 PM] ciassy hello: Thats why i want you to ask me what you want?
[12:17:16 PM] Derrick Ratt: That is why I don't like doing that
[12:17:24 PM] ciassy hello: Why?
[12:17:36 PM] Derrick Ratt: If you meet a person there do you want them to ask you things?
[12:17:52 PM] Derrick Ratt: You talk to them like a person don't you?
[12:18:45 PM] ciassy hello: Yes dear.but as for me thats all i want to know about you so if you still want more about me just ask and i will tell you but as for me i dont have anything to ask again about you my dear..
[12:19:25 PM] Derrick Ratt: I am afraid I don't understand this type of talk
[12:20:08 PM] ciassy hello: I mean.As for me,i like all that you have tell me about you so i dont have anything to ask again..
[12:20:35 PM] Derrick Ratt: Maybe I should get to work

He is going to suffer for his laziness

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:53 pm

^This is my Ideal woman:

Quote:

I mean.As for me,i like all that you have tell me about you so i dont have anything to ask again..

Peace at last....

@Big Al - There seems to be a fair amount of Red Wine on the Deck after this:

Quote:

died this mooning

That's Alcohol abuse in my books!

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:26 am

^^^ Sorry Oscar, you should have known better than to open this thread with a mouth full of wine. Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^Are there photos of the mooning?

I have baited this one prior apparently but I have never had this discussion with it yet.

Quote:

Honey i have being moving around and in search of banks to access my visa card to pay my grandma bills,all i see is western union and money gram,i did question 5 secretaries from there and all they say is good and safe.I thought you said its illegal?honey i guess its far different,you should see for yourself.That was by the way dear.

I have only had limited chats and nothing about money.

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:21 pm

A dying widow responded (in character) to a new ASEM modality I'm trying out. The priest she's palmed me off onto is something else.

(Bolding mine, capitals and font-size his)

PREST ERIWALAWAMA OF BENIN wrote:

ONCE A CHILD IS BORNE A HOPE IS GIVEN
THE GREAT SHARINE OF WALAMA OGWUGWU

(random stolen religious text)

your story explanations A hero is born among a hundred, a wise man is found among a thousand, but an accomplished.

what do you what from OGWUGWU WALAMA SHARINE

list out your wants,

a sacrifice will be made to invoke the cabinet confusion in restoration of your glory.

are you ready to carry out your duties as a man of wisdom. as a sacrifice to the lamb walama sharine,

the temple of WALAMA OGWUGWU is ready to solve any kind of case in the temple

if you are ready to carry out duties then we proceed on with the 7 sea and within 7 days you restor your glory.

lamawama shakashaka lamawama shakashaka lamawama shakashaka

This one's a keeper.

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:42 am

This has got to be a Freudian slip:

Quote:

I told you ever since that there will be expense that will be settled then i told you any expense you settled it will be taking from the total money before the shearing which we both angered on before .

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:43 pm

Quote:

Regarding the details above. It should be well know that a lot of variation amount price change susceptible reviews of the price summary and therefore it's advised that you contact us on any of our hotlines for frequent update on change in amount prices.

Syntax error!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One of my skype pets that tried to do me in less than an hour in the first chat. That got him nowhere so today he tries this little bit

[5:01:25 AM] Derrick Ratt: What are your plans for the day?
[5:01:37 AM] Derrick Ratt: I must get to work in a bit here
[5:02:08 AM] soflia tawiah: Dear am sad very much dear
[5:02:23 AM] Derrick Ratt: I am sorry to read that
[5:02:47 AM] soflia tawiah: Yeah
[5:03:20 AM] soflia tawiah: Becuase since in this morning my friend didn't give me money ..
[5:03:48 AM] Derrick Ratt: I am sure she will before the day is through
[5:04:10 AM] soflia tawiah: She is Angry with me
[5:04:27 AM] soflia tawiah: But i have not do her nothing ..
[5:04:56 AM] Derrick Ratt: Sounds strange
[5:06:16 AM] soflia tawiah: Since in The morning me and my Mum haven't eat
[5:06:41 AM] Derrick Ratt: I know that feeling
[5:06:51 AM] Derrick Ratt: I don't eat in the mornings either
[5:10:58 AM] soflia tawiah: I am very sad and hungry ..
[5:11:40 AM] Derrick Ratt: I am sorry to read that. Maybe you should fix things with your friend
[5:11:49 AM] Derrick Ratt: I must get to work now dear
[5:11:55 AM] Derrick Ratt: Have a great day
[5:12:04 AM] Derrick Ratt: Good bye for now
[5:12:05 AM] soflia tawiah: ok

---------------------------------------------
Another tried today to do me in about 30 minutes. He got nowhere so he deleted me.

[11:47:34 AM] sheila Opoku: Hello
[11:47:41 AM] sheila Opoku: How are you doing??
[11:48:16 AM] Derrick Ratt: Good morning! How are you today?
[11:48:31 AM] Derrick Ratt: Please give me one minute to grab a soda
[11:49:44 AM] Derrick Ratt: I am back now
[11:50:26 AM] sheila Opoku: oK
[11:50:32 AM] sheila Opoku: am fine and you
[11:50:44 AM] Derrick Ratt: I am great
[11:51:02 AM] Derrick Ratt: I am Derrick, may I know your name?
[11:52:11 AM] sheila Opoku: am Sheila Opoku from Uk but am now in Ghana
[11:52:24 AM] sheila Opoku: am 30yrs of age and you
[11:52:27 AM] Derrick Ratt: Why would you be in Ghana?
[11:52:32 AM] Derrick Ratt: I am 51
[11:52:47 AM] Derrick Ratt: I live in Ft. Cobb, Oklahoma
[11:54:52 AM] sheila Opoku: Yes my mother for Ghana and my dad from uk that's why
[11:55:13 AM] sheila Opoku: what do you do for work??
[11:55:34 AM] Derrick Ratt: I am a drilling consultant. What do you do?
[11:56:12 AM] sheila Opoku: nothing dear
[11:56:30 AM] sheila Opoku: are you married with kids??
[11:56:58 AM] Derrick Ratt: I have a daughter but I am divorced. How about yourself?
[11:58:19 AM] sheila Opoku: am single with no kids dear
[11:59:12 AM] Derrick Ratt: My daughter is now married with 2 kids of her own
[11:59:36 AM] sheila Opoku: Oh Really??
[11:59:54 AM] sheila Opoku: how long you have sex dear?
[12:00:14 PM] Derrick Ratt: In which way do you mean that?
[12:03:00 PM] sheila Opoku: sex
[12:03:31 PM] Derrick Ratt: How long you have sex? If I know your answer I will understand which way you mean the question
[12:04:26 PM] sheila Opoku: 2yrs ago dear
[12:04:40 PM] Derrick Ratt: Okay, now I understand which way you mean it
[12:04:53 PM] Derrick Ratt: It has been about 6 months for me
[12:05:51 PM] Derrick Ratt: A girl I met at a swingers club in OKC.
[12:06:17 PM] sheila Opoku: Okay
[12:07:57 PM] sheila Opoku: am looking for a man who can take very Good care of me and love me sooo much from him heart
[12:08:18 PM] Derrick Ratt: I think many women are looking for that dear
[12:08:38 PM] Derrick Ratt: Some not though so I guess that is important to know
[12:09:15 PM] Derrick Ratt: I would like to find someone that is special and not just wanting to sit at home while I pay the bills
[12:11:06 PM] sheila Opoku: so you love me and take care for me mom
[12:11:08 PM] sheila Opoku: ??
[12:11:29 PM] Derrick Ratt: I don't know you well enough to say anything even close to that

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

This is a brand new one. Keeps losing the net or a lag in skype is causing trouble so I drop my mail address to him. When the dkype catches up he tells me

Ok
[10:54:53 AM] Hi dear: are You there
[10:56:11 AM] Hi dear: i do think You are very bussy at the moment..?
[10:59:57 AM] Hi dear: Hello
[11:01:42 AM] Hi dear: are You there
[11:03:36 AM] Hi dear: Hi,am here for as to chat to know each other but You are not wariting to me why.?
[11:07:04 AM | Edited 11:07:24 AM] Hi dear: Oh Yes ,am also sarah 29years old from finland but living with my grandmum and my junior brother in ghana and also am new to skype and You are the only preson i have in my contacts list and also i like sexy but not more and You..?
[11:10:10 AM] Hi dear: Okay i see and i am very happy to get Your email here and i promise You that i will let You know everyting about me ok

However his mail says

Quote:

My name is Mary i am 30 female with no kids ...never been married...5'8 feet tall and athletic and I was born in finland espoo and raised in Ghana My heritage is English my dad is a finland man, my religion is a Christian ,never mind about me been a Christian so let us see what the future would hold for me and i am a nursing student but now in home. Talking about who i am;am that easy going type, adventurous, romantic, ambitious and have a very good sense of humor.. and also my like sexy but not more because Sex is important. Love is outside and inside the bedroom. New things in bed help strengthen and renew the relationship. You make me feel your sexual desire with your eyes, and it usually takes only a few seconds. I love when you look at me in the right way, when you gently put your hand in my hair. I like those kisses with closed mouth, like in the movies. They are like a preliminary, and make me thirsty for what is going to follow.and i will be much happy if You can tell me more about You..?

We will be happy together I am sure

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Profile shows this

Profile: am not online to catch fun,, i really need a serious mind man who is ready to settle down
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Age & Gender: 27 Year Old Woman
Height: 5' 4" (163 cm)
Body Type: Average / Medium
Religion: Christian - Other
Ethnicity: Caucasian with Blond Hair Color / Brown Eye Color
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Location: Denver, Colorado, US

The PM is something else.

Quote:

Subject: hello

hallo wie geht es dir ...... bin neu hier und bin gerade dabei durch Ihr Profil heute und ich werde gerne wissen Sie mehr .....

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:19 pm

This hit one of my baiting accounts today. I can't imagine what he meant to say. Confused

Quote:

All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates, NGO's, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Diplomat(s) which have been in contact with you of late have been instructed to back off from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the United Nation is now directly in charge of your payment. Your fund will be release to you directly from our source with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released.

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:54 pm

Quote:

Your company is asking us to fill a Vendor application which is not right we are not applying as a Vendor with your company so i will advise you to tell your assistant that go ahand and make this transfer into our bank account to enable us to proceed with the transfer without any delay.

Would you like some cheese with that whine? Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Mrs Ngozi Iweala is getting very kinky with me as of late Shocked

Quote:

I would like to use you as a point man, receiving commissions that will continuously flow in, if you and I develop a good relationship. Due to the nature of my post I would prefer to be a passive partner in such a relationship.

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:37 pm

Ha! Got a doozy today:

Quote:

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise.

EDIT: ooh, and another one. This must be my day Very Happy

Quote:

Attech to this mail is the filed form please do the needful

Do the needful....is that a dance? Can you show me a few steps?

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:33 am

Quote:

Your beauty is such that it's claws will make any man go whiskey on setting eyes on you

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:46 am

Not a lad reply, but to save a new thread.

I forwarded an phishing email to Yahoo, being the good little internet ninja that I am.

Quote:

----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
<[email protected]>
(reason: 554 rejected due to spam content)

ermmmmm...

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:39 am

I thought my lad was too modest asking only for 850 dollars, so I made a little error in my reply by innocently asking a question about transferring this 8,500 dollars to him. In his reply he was polite enough to answer my question and also add:

Lad wrote:

Therefore go ahead and send the amount is $850 not $8500 please take note.

Dude. I totally set that up for you. Confused

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:11 pm

Just for kicks and giggles (and because I'd created too many characters...), I killed one of my characters and set up an auto-reply about his death. Smart lad sent me this last night:

smart lad wrote:

how could you claim you are dead?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One of my critters got loose for a couple days and this is why.

Quote:

Am having a unbearable headhik

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:28 pm

LOL, Another nice little tidbit from the Refugee scammer projects:

E-Mail Subject: Mr. Joker.

Quote:

Just forget about it, your just a joker, you lies so much in everything you said, ok.
I don't need your help again.

Poor Ladette, So sad.........I better comfort her and tell her how serious I am about her as She hasn't coughed up a second bank account yet.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I asked if the profile was correct that she liked girls?

Quote:

yes i am lersbern what baout you

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:43 am

Quote:

Attention:

I AM DIPLOMATIC AGENT MR.Richardson Margaret

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:56 pm

Quote:

Your beauty is such that it's claws will make any man go whiskey on
setting eyes on you.

My response bounced....

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:45 am

I think my Gold Lad Mr. J0mbo is on to me:

Quote:

Hello Shayna,

Thanks for your email. Honestly I did not know that you are wasting my time that I would have used to find a really buyer that can buy my gold. I never know that you are a joker. Do you think that I never transfer money to someone bank account before? The information you provide to me is false. If such transaction took place, it will come with the bank email address with transfer code and it must be three notification letters. So I consider you and your assistance to be fake. I need a proof from you because I went to the bank with my friend and no money was found in his bank account. I wait for your reply.

Thank you. May God bless you and family?

My best regard,

Mr. Ahmed

I sent him a trumped up E-mail notice from my bank confirming his payment. I started him on May 29th. One trip to Togo (Unconfirmed), A second meet in Togo where his associate was to meet me at the airport. (A VERY LOUD phone call), and three bank accounts later.

Ahmed has been fun but it's about time to dump him and try another knucklehead.

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:35 pm

I posted the full letter for this one in surplus just because of this quote:

Quote:

Bear it in mind from now that you don`t have any other thing with those people slorting money from you on the name of this payment and if you send any money to them just consider it waste

"Slorting"? I don't even know what the lad was going for here Laughing

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