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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:32 am |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:58 am |
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Amazing. Magnificently amazing. |
_________________ x14
It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:55 pm |
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Oh....my....god....
Seriously, I bow down before you for one of the most stunning bits of work ever presented on Eater. I'm awestruck, and that doesn't happen often! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:19 pm |
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Capital WOW!
WOW
WOW!
Thats... no. In english language there is no single word to express how AWESOME this is. |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:42 pm |
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Excellent work!
You could start a whole new string of modalities with this. |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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Agda
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 652
Location: At the wrong side of the fence
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:00 pm |
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This makes you from wanne be a baiter to master baiter...total overall respect ! |
_________________ "I really disappointed on the time and days I spent on this unfruitful business you committed me this while by using my time to travel to lome Togo and here and there , and all I heard back from you is goodbye." Lawyer A. After a maybe safari to Logo and one month waiting.
"...from the button of my heart"Lawyer A. again coming crawling back on the knees.
"FUCK YOU DICKHEAD" Barrister H, after so many nights staying awake finding out there is no money coming.
7x 2x Isa4c and Osc4r testify for the Union (thanks to and shared withSubway1) Rushf0rth 22 min! Is4ac Nigeria to Benin N@sh and 6 friends 488 Km within Ghana
Lagos-Abeche (with Subway and DrMike) Rushforth Philip Ghana-Benin
2x |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:05 pm |
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Wow! Amaaazing!
I was going to say just what Devilwoman said, all that time and effort, the helpers....absolutely incredible. I hope you're baiting as Hans Rey.
I'm surprised no one has given you one of these yet:
That's special title worthy to me......
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_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Jwoods
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Dec 2009
Posts: 254
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:06 pm |
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Thanks for all the words of encouragement everybody, its great to hear. It means a lot to me because I know you guys have top notch baits yourselves. Ken George gave me an 8 page conclusion report, I'll post that up to in the next day or so, but I have to resize the pics first so as not to cause forum blow out.
@dr. stephen williams: he will get a slap because I specifically told him NOT to get a baboon which is a highly aggressive species. But because he did such a good job, I don't want to do that quite yet. But it will come up later in the bait.
@mr. biggs: yeah those tin foil hats and leg warmers are simply hilarious. I hope someday I get lucky enough to get that done. Seeing those pics of the tin foil lads makes me laugh every time.
@nickthecop and thanking arthur: from what my mugu said he had to travel quite a way to rent the baboon from a veterinarian. I know that must have cost something. When I asked for a final report I told him that he had to itemize the cost of the Excursion of Joy because it would be reimbursed. Of course he could be fudging it but when I looked at the summary it looked pretty reasonable. I'll post his final report in the next day or so. |
_________________ x8 x4 x3 x7
"I am standing naked as i pass this message to you. The 9-secret-destructive Stars of The Bermuda Triangle has already placed your death-mark and nothing can change it." (Tinfoil Lad)
Santa Claus
Curious George
Spongebob
Mugu Handwrites 2,900 Lines |
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Willywombat
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Apr 2010
Posts: 21
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:24 pm |
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As you can see, I'm new here. I've read a lot on 419eater and seen loads of pics, but I am truly dumbstruck by this. I've just been scrolling up and down the pages looking in awe at a scammer in a yellow suit, with (for God's sake!) a baboon on a chain, giving out cheesy wotsits!
I take my hat off to you, Sir! |
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Rick Shaw
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Jan 2010
Posts: 503
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:30 pm |
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Absolutely brilliant, fantastic. I take my hat off to you!!!!
I only looked a the photos first without reading the topic and i thought they were photoshopped pictures not the real thing!
Awesome, the best I have seen in a long time. |
_________________ X176
IyaNA UR MAMA BE THIS OH.... La ya e.e.....Mad man.. Dr Usman Ahmed
YOUR MOTHER TOTO DID YOU UNDERSTAND.OTU NNE GI UNDERSTAND.
YOUR MOTHER TOTO DID YOU UNDERSTAND.BYE FOR NOW.GUY. Victor Owusu.
Take care little odd friend - D@ve L3wis
FOLL PUT THIS TO YOU FUCKING BIG HEAD. V1ctor OwusV
I never knew that a man who claim to have reputation could be so rude ,nasty and very barbaric like you did. (death cert faked) Dav1d Caruso
YOU ARE A BASTARD AND THE WORST AND WORST POOREST BASTARD ON THIS EARTH PLANET. GO TO HELL AND PUBLISH THE FUCKING PUSSY OF YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FEMALE DAUGHTERS AND YOUR OCTOPUS LONG DICK. YOU SEE WEALTH COMING ON YOUR WAY ON A PLATTER OF GOLD AND YOUR REFUSE TO GRAB IT. M1chael Pyl3
Neither am i a nadger hunter Joe OmQ |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:52 pm |
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Amazing. Completely and totally amazing.
What's next? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Morgul
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 59
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Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:46 pm |
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You, sir, are a GOD!
Unbelievable. I am highly impressed. No, I'm in AWE!
Good work! |
_________________ Click here to support 419Eater.com
"i am sorry .take me vas you take me before you know that i am a small gril." - Ei1m4 Wi11iams |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:45 am |
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IMPRESSIVE !!! |
_________________ yOU WICKED AND EVIL MAN,PERISH TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG - Obinna
You have made me get to take my drugs. -Claude Dominique after ticking over 1000 boxes-
FOR THE LAST TIME DONT EVER SENT ME EMTY SLIP AGAIN -Barrister Mustapha-
why must you act like childish game. -Eng Uzeze-
why are u so stupid and fullish like that go to hall. u idiot - Topman Stephen
LOOK AM SICK AND TYRED WITH ALL THIS TAMBAMBLING OF YOUR. -Barr. Bulunga-
Linos: Togo-Benin Mike Obidi: Onitsha-Lagos-Accra (1800KM/1120Miles)
Felix: Accra-Lomé (x3)
Pic of a beer drinking goat |
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Kokk Rokk
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Jan 2010
Posts: 25
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:02 am |
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I'm just gonna say it.
Best trophies ever!!!! |
_________________ Hello. Are. You. Boxxy? |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:09 am |
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This is truly amazing, one of the most impressive trophy sets I've ever seen. Getting the lad to do charitable acts (and document them) as part of the bait is such an inventive, constructive and positive way of baiting. Even before we get to the costume and monkey which are impressive in themselves.
Very well done indeed. |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:28 am |
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Outstanding work, Jwoods It's not easy to get a lad to dress up in a costume. It's difficult enough to get the lad to understand what he needs to do, let alone actually do it.
I think the baboon is adorable |
_________________
8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:35 pm |
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OK, since words have failed me so far - what custom title could be awarded for this most heroic bait? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:40 pm |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:02 pm |
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The distribution of Cheese Balls to the less fortunate is truly a noble act and you deserve a custom title for it. Margret and H.A. Rey's second book was Curious George Takes a Job where he learns to wash dishes and clean windows. My personal favorite would be to have him act out the third book, Curious George Rides a Bicycle. I would like to see your lad as Lance Armstrong in a yellow jersey. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:21 pm |
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Absolutely amazing. Best bait I have ever seen. The only bad thing...you will never be able to top it. I am in absolute awe. You sir, have brought the hammer. |
_________________ x37 1 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
x6 2 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
:safari:x2 The infamous hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
www.emmanuelisastupidmugugoatdicker.webs.com |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:40 pm |
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OMG!! Brilliant work! This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen! It took me 5 minutes to catch my breath. Well done, JWoods! Can't wait for more!!
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_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:43 pm |
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Incredible.
You've invented Father MUGU! All the kiddies will be expecting him same time next year. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:52 pm |
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Handing out cheese balls is amazing enough, but doing it as one of my favorite book characters! I'm speechless. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater |
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JadeFalcon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jul 2009
Posts: 806
Location: United States of Eurasia
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:13 pm |
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It's been said before, but I still feel the need.
Absolutely tremendous work here, Jwoods! Not only wasting a lad's time and money, but actually getting him to do something legitimately charitable? Simply outstanding!
Plus the monkey and costumes are pretty awesome...
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_________________ x68 x83
Deaded sites:
Hector the pith factory: Benin-Ghana-Liberia, Senegal-Gambia w/ Team Hectard
"fo rizzle my j-fizzle" - BluthBanana
"I am tired of all this questions you do ask me all the time.You ask question like a small kid." - Michael Jonathan, avatarlad
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Come on...You know you want an ORANGE name!</a>
RIP Steward. Never forget. |
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bobjohnson
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2008
Posts: 1192
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Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:25 pm |
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I know I feel extremely motivated about using this as another part after there is trouble getting donation money for joining the church. |
_________________ x37 1 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
x6 2 for the hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
:safari:x2 The infamous hitlad B@l@ H@$$@n
www.emmanuelisastupidmugugoatdicker.webs.com |
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