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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 7:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads are mean vindictive and greedy, and deserve the bucketfuls of manure we pile on them, but sometimes what they say just cracks you up

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i am still wetting to hear from you


I've never been asked for bed wetting advice by a Lad before Laughing

A beautiful example of Lad phonetic spelling.

A simple dollar chop and follow up by Mr G0mer always creats some fun replies.

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OK YOU SAID THAT I DAY SPOEL YOU JOB SO YOU WANT KILL ME BUT I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT GOD PASS YOUR JUJU AND SINCE I DONT CALLECT ANY MONEY IS YOU THAT COLLECT THE MONEY SO IT NOT ME AND I AM WORKING ON MY OWN SO WORK YOUR OWN OK.

DO NOT CONTACT ME SINCE YOU DONT RESPECT YOUR SELF AND YOU PRETENT TO TREAT ME BUT GOD WILL TREATING YOU AND AS YOU WANT TO KILL ME GOD WILL CARCH YOU ON FASE TO FASE AS YOUR CHALANGING GOD?


I hope God has his phasers set to stun or I'm in deep trouble. Very Happy

This one is a peach

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Hello Chairman,

I want to tell you something... I work for a respectable men in my country (a dangerous gangster with connections in more countries, if you understand me) . If I want I can find you anywhere. I've heard enough threats from your boys. I'm not a stupid person as you think...

Get your boys away from my business and don't bother me with mails anymore or if you and your guys want a partnership with me, tell me, but don't threaten me anymore.

Bye !


Respectable men are dangerous gangsters ? Shocked

He indicates he's heard of the dreaded G0merBoyz Very Happy

Though I prefer to deal with idiot Lads, a Lad who uses paragraphs, punctuation and can write like a Westerner makes me think we need to get to know each other better. Twisted Evil

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writeon
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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GomerPyle wrote:

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Get your boys away from my business and don't bother me with mails anymore or if you and your guys want a partnership with me, tell me, but don't threaten me anymore.


You really are the Master of Mayhem, GP. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 7:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

our boy Manh0r offered to murder the "write cheeking guy" on the gomerboyz website. He really hates those cheeking guys.

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I tried your modality of an "educated" lad or senior oga, taking the opportunity to release my inner Gomer.

Me:

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I got this back from [email protected] :

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^ healthy dose of WTF about this one. Ass banana? Seriously!

and from [email protected] - reply-to [email protected]

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nice to see someone's already got the blame and will likely get an ear-bashing at worst, a good hiding at best.

finall, from [email protected] -

- Some good old fashioned bombast and indignation. Lovely! Very Happy

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some nice stuff there Nailgunner and I'll absorb some of them into my library of Mr Gomer curses, threats and insults. Laughing

Whenever a Lad takes the effort to reply you know you've had an effect, and it puts the seed of Mr Gomer in to their mind which can always be triggered by another baiter.

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Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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wowwow
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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 1:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

New scammer genus:

The Insulted (Insultus tohellicum):Lads who respond with sarcasm or true indignation to mass abuse baits.

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another Lad classic

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YOU ARE TALKING BULLSHIRT


Laughing

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Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Image

Serious bussines here Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Wow, I admire your Photoshop skills Shocked

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Mortal
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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Admire my google skills instead Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

While we're talking bull...

An acrimonious exchange between Cammy and someone from "Inspector General of fraud International Interpol Police Force Unity" on why Western Union was unuseable produced a demand to use Moneygram followed by (emphasis added):

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AND AGAIN KNOW TRY TO KNOW HOW TO USE WORDS TO ME BECAUSE I AND YOU ARE NOT THE SAME MEAT OK.

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PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

it may be the product of only partial grasp of english but it conjures up some lovely images

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GomerPyle
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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not a phrase you hear every day

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In God Mercy Infinity bring us from Kelvin


Protect us from Ming the Merciless maybe, but Kelvin doesn't quite have the same terrifying fear factor. Laughing

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Fake sites killed 1 x Australia 9 x United Kingdom 3 x 168 X Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2011
Pith Helmet - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
Pith Helmet - Steve - Lagos to Accra
Pith Helmet - Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
Pith Helmet - Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning
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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
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but Kelvin doesn't quite have the same terrifying fear factor.


Not so sure about your statement:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Thomson,_1st_Baron_Kelvin

Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lads are definitely hilarious sometimes, thus the "Goofy crap your lads said" thread. Wink

Please continue on here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12185

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