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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:48 am

I'm baiting one lad right now who is really great at miswording stuff:

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Greetings in Jesus name. Sorry for the news. I. Mr. M.V.Rao Postor and President of Aruna Ministries, Vemuru, India. I and Mr. M..S.Rao both are family friends and also came from Hindu Family. And also Both are converted in to our Lord Jesus Christ. Today Srinivasa Rao died with accident. Again sorry for this news. Please pray for his sudden death. I and our co-pastors and M.S.Rao co-pastors discussed about orphan kids. We will write more again. We both are doing Lord’s work. We have also Orphanage. We are planned to club his orphan kids to our orphanage. After completion of burial programme we will write more. Please contact me further information to my e-mail address [email protected] We are also need your prayers and suggestions always.

His original email also included something that made it sound like he and his followers were eating Hindu children, although I can't find it now Sad

I wonder what happened to provoke a lad to kill off one of his characters...?

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:21 am

^^^thanks, foo123.
That´s the perfect Easter present!

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:00 am

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I wonder what happened to provoke a lad to kill off one of his characters...?

Hard to say, but you could always resurrect him, tell the Lad that you have received an e-mail from him, maybe the Lad will start to worry about a dollar chop...

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:21 am

Orphan clubbing might be some national form of public entertainment over there. Smile

Prayer sent.

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:32 am

This is brilliant ROFL

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:10 pm

This is the original email...

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On Thu, Mar 25, 2010 at 5:26 AM, srinu morla <[email protected]> wrote:

Dear Beloved in Christ,
My heartfelt and loving greetings to you in the most highly exalted
name of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. My name is M. Sreenivasa
Rao, age 27 years, local Pastor at Dindi Village, Guntur District,
A.P., South India. I am serving the Lord’s Church at Dindi. It is a
registered organization with our Government from our Ministry name is
“Gospel for rural Ministries”.
I am doing outreach gospel running one orphanage with 23 orphan
children’s, maintaining one library, and conducting some relief
programs towards destitute people. Basically I laid my stress on the
outreach gospel along with my co-gospel workers. There are some
forcorners at our area where the voice of God is not known to such
residents. They are all dwelling with Hindu religion. For such people
we are endearing our gospel and we distribute some books on scripture.
Really the areas are all too back ward. Forsome times there are no
proper transport facilities at least generally we used to go by walk
to such places. We had 11 co-pastors to absolute on outreach gospel.
If we got provided even by bicycles we shall speed up our outreach
task in an effective manner. Actually each bicycle takes cost of $50,
and we are suffering lack of such sufficient budget in purchasing them
you. Kindly pray to God about our outreach gospel task and try to
support us on purchasing of bicycles which
shall be quite useful for our daily need.
Our orphanage is running with 23 orphan children where we are facing
number of problems in maintaining it. Frequently we are facing very
miserable troubles in meeting of its basic meds. Because of this
condition our orphan children are sustaining with bitter and panic
conditions. you kindly look into the basic needs of our orphans and
try to assist us accordingly initially we need bibles, reading books
tracts and pen and pencils towards our orphan children we are now
praying to God in arranging of such goods through a heavenly person
like you. We are feeling that our meet as the right motivation of God.
We are hopefully awaiting at your kind response on our present day
needs. You kindly pray to God about our orphan children and try the
support them as I caderised above. They shall be ever grateful to you
on your gracious support.
Our library named "faith Library" full filling the day wise needs of
our readers. Particularly number of Hindu people is making use of its
services regularly. But we are lacking sufficient furniture and more
volumes, which are quite needed for it for this we are praying to god
to arrange such help from any heavenly presence like you. You kindly
pray to God about our library task in India.
Finally I am operating one relief scheme for the upliftment of
destitute people like aged persons and widows that is "food for
destitute” On every Sunday I used to implement this scheme. On that
day I arrange food and some pocket money towards these helpless
destitute people due to lack of sufficient budget, I am implementing
this only on Sundays. If I got provided with full pledged support them
I shall make it implement for all days in a weeks. Basically these are
our present day tasks from our ministry. Our outreach gospel is
yielding very good harvest on Hindu people. Our orphan Children’s is
growing on Godly lines but they are suffering lack of basic needs. Our
library task is on satisfactory way. Where we are in need of some more
books and furniture. Our relief program on destitute people is going
to be implemented on Sundays only. In catering of your gracious
support. You kindly suggest me on our ministry activities. I need your
leadership. I hope in receiving your early response on my present day
tasks my early response on
my present day tasks. Who He is kind to the poor lends to the Lord
(Proverbs 19:17). He who mocks the poor shows contempt for their maker
(proverbs 17:5).
My cordial wishes to you and to your people. Our church people,
co-pastors are greeting you in heartfelt way. Orphan Children are
sending their love and kisses to you. I await at your prayerful and
favorable reply on our need as I narrated to you.
Thanking you in Jesus.
Yours Sicerly in His Service,
Pastor M. S. Rao.
Postal Address:
M. Sreenivasa Rao
Pastor & President
“GOSPEL FOR RURAL MINISTRIES”
Dindi (Kesanavari Palem)
Orphanage Home
Adavuladeevi – Post -522 314
Nizampatnam – Mandal,
Guntur Diat.,A.P
South India

My Reverend character Immediately offered to send a bank transfer of $5000. and then got the message telling of the pastor's unfortunate death. I haven't heard back yet but was thinking that the death might have to do with the name on the bank account that they have available?

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:29 pm

You missed highlighting the part saying they both converted into Jesus. They're their own self-made gods, yet one has died or is supposed to die or whatever. Those dudes' perversion may even exceed that of certain Catholic priests. I'm well impressed, or so.

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:46 pm

They love to write books don't they. It's as if sheer weight of words will make up for the lack of truth.

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:43 pm

^^Nailgunner, you beat me to it. So that's Chapter 1 of the book.
Let's not correct them. Write back to say there must be more details
please write more and make it lengthier.......

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:48 am

Those poor orphans! Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:42 pm

I've recieved an email from the new character, in huge bright pink and blue letters, begging for money for this orphanage. I think I'll just play along and try to convert them to the CoCK as well... Wink

Not nearly as many fun quotes in this one, except for a bit of talking about the baptism of the Holy Ghost (don't ghosts tend to be kind of intangible and therefore incapable of being submerged in liquid?) How dare he kill off the fun character Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:09 am

I got an e-mail on Palm Sunday. (my pet reminded me) He's glad we're all Christians. I wanted to ask if he prefers His Church since it only has
9 Commandments. They left out that pesky "Shalt not steal." Makes scamming with a clean conscience possible when you're not pissing off your god.

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