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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:37 am

The Home Wrecker:

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you are also going to look for accomodation where i can stain when i arrive in your country

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:31 pm

Lol, better put some plastic sheets down before he turns up.

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:26 pm

Evidence (some names censored to protect the retarded):
Sent on September 24 at 9:24 AM

Lad wrote:

DO COPY ANY EMAIL MAIL MESSAGE THAT GOES BETWEEN YOU AND MY FAKE LAWYER PERSON FOR MY PERUSAL.
I WILL BE MOVING TO AN AREA WHERE IS BELIEVE DOESN'T HAVE INTERNET OR PHONE COVERAGE.
SOME LIBYA REBEL HAS INVADED THE PLACE I AM IN WEST AFRICA I HAVE NO OPTION THAN TO GO INTO HIDING FOR SOME TIME ,THEY KNOW I HAVE VITAL INFORMATION'S WHERE THE LATE GADAHFI SON KEPT HIS MONEY..
SOME DUMBASS LAD

Sent on September 24 at 4:21 PM

Lad wrote:

From Dumbass Lad

Owner at Dumbass Lad Internet Cafe
Saudi Arabia

I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

- Dumbass Lad

Confirm that you know Dumbass Lad

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:57 pm

The miffed fool of Dollars (Illiteratus symbolicus) Lad who unknowingly specifies his intent when he uses the wrong symbol in his opening e-mail.

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Dear Brother $ Sister,
Compliment of the season, I ma very sorry for getting into your privacy with my predicaments, I wish first to make my introduction as follows, my name is Udeh Ebuka from west Africa Ghana, I am a boy of 21years old without parents or who to help earns a leaving and from a poor family, no assistance of any kind and no one is willing to help only if you are from a good family or have contact, I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water to make sure that I get food to eat, I only manage to eat once in a day anytime I make a profit to avoid loosing my capital, I went out every morning from one corner to another trying to get an earns meet for the day.

I have an user in my stomach due to lack of food and it is disturbing me seriously, since there is no food to eat , also no money to go to hospital, I humbly come out here today to seek your assistance after I have thought of what to do, I decided to put this in writing and type it out to seek for assistance from those who will Godly understand my situation, I am not here for any other interest but to find a helper that can help me from his/her heart without thinking of any evil over my condition as I know many may be causing me or abusing me due to the recent condition over internet, but I am pleading and humbly asking your sincere understanding if you are in position to help me and God will reward you mightily for helping a poor boy to eat and have a medical care like others who come from a higher family.

Thank you.
Udeh Ebuka

Sorry dude, there is no way you are going to put your 'predicament' into my privacy.
Rolling Eyes

This is one of the weirdest lad begging e-mails I have ever had.

I don’t have job, I am a hacker, hacking jawing stick and Sachet water - erm I wish I had more room on my signature for this one.

The TMI (Desperandii circumcisus) Desperate lad who goes to great pains to explain to your his 'pains'.

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I'm sorry to say this it's private but I was circumcised and I'm under alot of pains because the wound is still fresh, I can't wear jeans to move,

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:43 pm

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i dont want to speak french with you because of some people sleeping in the same room with me, so for security purpose i want to keep it with me until the money is finally deliver to you there in Toronto Canada because the security company director told me this morning over our telephone discussion that they have only diplomatic immunity to Toronto Canada

Not sure about a title but here it goes: When a lad wants you to speak English because he cannot speak another language like French because of "Security Reasons" and "Other people in the room" as well as change your location to a more "discreet" one because he obviously forgot where your character is from.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:10 pm

The Foreign Tongue (kokomeistericum lingua) Lad who purports to speak a certain foreign language but evades all requests for him to do so.

The Bored of the Rings(Tohellicum ringi) Lad who claims to have rings and spells to cure all ills, including masturbation.

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WE HAVE THE POWER TO COMMAND YOUR PROBLEMS AND YOU WILL NOT SEE THEM AGAIN.7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON HAS THE POWER AND CURE TO THESE FOLLOWING LISTED PROBLEMS BELOW

1.AIDS
2.MASTURBATION
3.DIABETES
4.IMPOTENCY
5.WITCHCRAFT ATTACK
6.BAD LUCK.
7.MARRIAGE PROBLEMS
8.ABILITY TO KNOW YOUR RIGHT HUSBAND OR WIFE
9.LEPROSY
10.BLINDNESS
11.BARRINESS ETC

WE HAVE THE CURE AND POWER TO HEAL AND TO CORRECT ALL THESE MENTIONED PROBLEMS.7 STARS OF GOLDEN DEMON HAS A VARIOUS RINGS MAINT FOR THE FOLLOWING PURPOSES.

1.RING TO COMMAND WEALTH
2.RING FOR LOVE FROM ANCIENT DAME
3.RING FOR PROTECTIONS
4.RING TO COMMAND LUCK AND GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:51 pm

The Environmentalist (Safariicum greenus) Safari lad who is concerned about the pollution levels in the location he is currently stranded in.

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The city has a park but it became extremely polluted with waste and was closed to the public for health concerns

.. as in 'guess I'm sleeping at the bus station again tonight' Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:50 pm

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1763549#1763549
This thread has a lot especially this one:

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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:29 pm

Ah I love the sound of desperate safari lad in the morning.

The Inventive (Illiteratus invetus) Lad who invents his own similar sounding words when he doesn't know how to spell the one hes thinking of or use a dictionary.

.. your quotes please

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IS SEEN YOU NOW AS A VAGERBONN

.. close

The "Everyone but me" (Tohellicum fakus) Lad who is constantly warning you about the 'fakes' and 'scammers' you talk about in your e-mails. Apparently even your mother is scamming you ... now trust him not them and send him the money ..

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Now i want you to go and collect money Back as soon as possible,The
FBI is FAKE!! and they will not arrest Mr ART W1KLE because he is NOT
a thief.I have told you many times ART W1KLE is Good Man,He did Not
take money.

You told me DUNCAN said he took money now Why are you saying Mr ART
W1KLE took money Why this??............STOP CONTACTING THE FBI THEY
ARE FAKE!!!

When you get to Czech Republic,I want you to go to Money Gram and
Collect back money,and use Western-Union and make payment to MKPE
FELIX.

My GOOD FRIEND IGOR M1SNITCH,We are having all these problems because
anytime i give you advice you don't take it,Every time i tell you to
do as i tell you BUT you don't dot it,

I advice you at first to USE Western-Union and make payment BUT you
did NOT listen.

Now when you get to Czech Republic Tomorrow,make sure you collect back
money and use WESTERN-UNION OK!

You will see that everything will go well and Good when you USE
Western-Union in Praha Czech Republic.

Now also Stop Contacting FBI they are FAKE!!................You have
to listen to me and belief Mr IGOR M1SNITCH,I don't want you to be a
victim of Fraud.

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:32 pm

The Pornographer (Nutisa Flashus) Dirty lad who sends you porn and asks you to enjoy it with him .. erm .. That's a one man job, surely?

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:22 pm

The Bad Businessman (Tohellicum enterprisus) Cheeky lad who asks you to supply a comprehensive business plan for his dummy finance scam.

.. Hmm I've actually got this really great multi-million making business idea that I managed to jot down on a napkin during a super inspirational moment I had when I was sitting in a cafe .. now where is it? .. it was just before I spilled my coffee ... NOOOOO!!

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Dear Ned ,

The content of your email was noted. Currently, we have certain funds that we wish to invest based on a soft loan whereby we allocate funds to individuals, business men and companies who have great business plan/ideal for an annual return of 4% interest on the allocated funds.

There is a standard application process for Trans Oceanic Investments financing. A company or entrepreneur, foreign or domestic, seeking to establish a new venture or expand an existing enterprise for investment purposes can approach Trans Oceanic Investments. This is best done by complying with TOI terms and conditions for financing, and by submitting an investment proposal and a project plan.

If you are interested in applying for a loan or entering into partnership with us on our equity investment program, I would like you to send me a detail overview of your investment ideals and plan including the total amount of funds you shall need from us for our review and possible approval.

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:57 pm

GUYMAN PI - a Lad who offers you his services as a private eye out of the blue.

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Dear Sir,
We offer to be your partner in regards to your transactions here in Ghana.
We will carry out investigative services, detective services,Legal
representative services to all your transactions for a contingency fee
agreed upon.
We will oversee your transaction, update and inform you of genuine
payments to be made e.t.c
Maxwell 4ddo Detective & Private Investigative Services Limited is a
Full Service Licensed Private Security and Investigative agency incorporated in Ghana under the Companies Code, 1963 (Act 179) on 28th November 2003.
We are licensed by the Government of Ghana to operate under the
Framework of the Police Service (Private Security Organisations) Regulations 1992, (LI 1571) and Police Service (Private Security Organisations) (Amendment) Regulations, 1994 (LI 1994).
Maxwell 4ddo Detective & Private Investigative Services Limited is an independent and highly specialized company that was formed with the primary objective to strive an outstanding degree of excellence in every aspect of our services. Maxwell 4ddo Detective & Private Investigative Services Limited has been founded on the principles of professionalism, integrity and service.
Maxwell 4ddo Detective & Private Investigative Services Limited offers a rare and an unrivalled combination of skills, particularly within the West African Sub-region.
Maxwell 4ddo Detective & Private Investigative Services Limited provides a unique but diverse range of specialized security and investigative services aimed at meeting each and every client’s peculiar need at a particular point in time.
The underlisted are some of the specialized services offered by the Consultancy:
Anti-fraud Investigation
Non-payment investigation/facilitation
Background Investigations
Business Intelligence & Investigations
Tracing ( Persons & Assets)
Criminal / Civil Investigations
Product Counterfeit Investigations
Legal Services
The Company operates with the following categories of specialized staff:
Legal Consultants
Risk & Management Consultants
Insurance Experts
Security Analysts
Forensic Experts
Criminologists
Fraud Examiners
If you are interested in our services, please feel free to contact us, only registration will be required from you to have access to our services.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Not sure what to make of this. Ruth W1lliams (sometimes W1llaims) is a 28 year old woman, daddy murdered etc. and wants me to help her get her money and take care of her (!!) blah blah. However (s)he seems unclear on the concept of hooking a victim:

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.However, I will not compesate you with anything as i want you to help me invest it and take good care of me.

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:48 pm

Do we have the Semanticist?

Yastreb's Lad had written this:

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really i dont understand what you mean by you have a name and i should use it, that will not solve anything you know, you know why i contacted your person not your name, your name is your name and not a human, your name can not speak either could your name send emails to the security company or make calls

(See here.)

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:51 pm

Hi N.O.R.A.

No that's new. And quite a strange one.

The Semanticist (Noraicum Languia) Lad who studies the meaning that is used to understand human expression through language.

The Private Dick (Yastrebicum spionus) Lad who offers you private investigative services.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:54 am

The Rough Diamond - a sub-set of engineer; he's the one with the hardware and the know-how to open your Lad's amazing trunk box.

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YOUR MAIL RECEIVED AND ITS WELL NOTED, ITS TRUE THE REV FATHER ISAAC D4NQU4H CONTACTED OUR COMPANY FOR OUR SERVICES WHICH I BEEN THE OPERATIONAL MANAGER WENT WITH HIM TO INSPECT THE BOX RIGHT AT HIS CHURCH PREMISES AND I CONFIRM TO HIM ABOUT POSSIBLITY OF CUTTING THE BOX OPEN WITH OUR DIAMOND CUTTING MACHINE FOR PERFECT OPENING BECAUSE SUCH BOX NEED CARE FOR THE OPENING AND IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN OPEM WITH HAMMER AND DRILL MACHINE.
SAVE BOXES HAD CLASSES , SOME ARE WALL SAVE WITH NUMBER AND TURNING DEVICES TO OPEN IT AND OTHER ARE BOX SHAPE SAVE BOX MADE OF BRONZE , STAINLESS STELL MADE AND OTHER TYPE GOLD PLALTED DIAMOND SAVE BOXES OF DIFFERENT KIND WHICH YOU CAN GO AND ENQUIRE FROM SAVE BOX OR TREASURE BOX STORE AND THERE WILL TELL MORE ABOUT THE TOUGHNESS IN OPENING WHEN YOU MIS-PLACE YOUR KEY OR IF ROBBERS HAPPEN TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE IT WILL BE TOUGH TO GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR TREASURE BOX .
MEANWHILE CONCERNING THE BOX WITH REV FATHER ISAAC IS A DIAMOND SAVE BOX WHICH NEED OPENING WITH DIAMOND CUTTING MACHINE WITH THREE TEETH BLADE FOR SMOOTH AND EASY OPENING WHICH THE COMPANY MANAGEMENT HAS INFORM REV FATHER DANQUAH FOR REGISTRATION AND OPENING FEES OF 2000 EUROS AS SOON THE SAID AMOUNT IS PAID I WILL THEN BE EMPOWER TO MOVE OUT THE MACHINE TO REV FATHER CHURCH HOUSE TO DO THE JOB.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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GOLD PLALTED DIAMOND SAVE BOXES OF DIFFERENT KIND

I want a picture of this wonderous "save" box.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:03 am

The Rough Diamond (Yastrebicum drillus) a sub-set of engineer; he's the one with the hardware and the know-how to open your Lad's amazing trunk box.

The Improviser (Tohellicum iimprovisia) Lad who would like you to act out an improv scene in a specific way , a la 'Whose line is it anyway"

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Hello Dear, Sequel to my first mail here is the break down of the whole thing. I want you to act as if the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA is owing you money.

The Slogan (Illiteratus mottois) Lad who thinks that giving his made up organization a stupid motto will make it all that more believable.

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Nigeria Investigation Department,
Anti-Fraud Unit.a
4Th Floor Marry Land,
Lagos-Nigeria.
Motto: Security Watch

My motto is: Never tolerate a dumb fuck!

The Mule Handler (Tohellicum assus) Lad who advertises for mules to launder his ill gotten gains.

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Detailed job ad:
1. You get package(s) from shops. Before receiving the package you are
informed about it by e-mail or phone. The packages are brought by courier
such as UPS, FedEx, DHL and USPS
2. When you receive all orders (package by package) made by an
intercontinental clients, you collect them in one whole box. Now the box is
already ready for shipment.
3. Then, you ll receive prepaid label for shipment. After go to USPS and
send the package(s) to international customer by the label you have
received. So, you don t have to pay anything.
4. After the package is sent the amount of your earned money is credited to
your Salary. The Salary increases after each shipment.

The Sugar Sugar (Bustii honeyus) Date lad who peppers their emails with all kinds of fancy epithets, leading to copious vomiting by the reader of said emails.

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honey please i will like you to try all your best to get in touch with me by calling to hear from me please honey i really want to hear from you. honey you know that i have been praying and fasting all the days to make show that this transferring of money will not disappoint us in any way! so that we shall meet to live together in love and also to build up our future plans together! please honey don't forget

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:17 pm

The Fantasist (Nutsia fantasia) Lad who indulges in flights of fancy that push the wider bounds of reason.

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Goooooood afternoon sir! I'm George from the credit card company and we have 33,000,000 monies that need to be removed from your bank before they are burned in the flash fire.

I suppose the poor soul thinks you still need to have 33.000.000 paper dollar bills stored away in a vault to be able to have 33.000.000 in your account.

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:01 pm

The Hoper (Tohellicum faithus) Lad who almost begs for divine providence to convince someone into actually believing the rubbish he is sending.

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I sincerely ask for forgiveness for I know this may seem like a complete intrusion to your privacy but right about now this is my option of communication. This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but please consider it as a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

You are right, I am tempted, but god is telling me to ignore common sense in this case.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:32 am

Sorry scammedout I missed yours

The Expectant (Scammedouticum expectus) Lad who somehow expects you to invest your time and money in them with no compensation for your efforts.

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However, I will not compesate you with anything as i want you to help me invest it and take good care of me.

The Baby Giver (Nutsia babeus) Lad who claims to be giving away babies to all and sundry.

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Hello, My name is Mrs Yetunde Owolabi from Republic of Benin, I gave birth to twins, 2 Babies at a time after the death my husband on 18th of July 2011 by auto car accident. Already we have received 5 children from God - virgin births?, right now to feed the 5 children is a problem talk-less of the Babies - yes babies seldom talk, thing are getting bad day by day so I decided to give out the Babies for adoption, after explaining myself and my family situation to the State Social Welfare, they accepted I should go ahead for adoption because they too can no longer bear with us again. Thank God my Babies are perfectly good condition of health. They are three months and some days, a girl and a boy.

If you are interested to adopt the Babies, kindly reply back for more details, I will also give you the contact detail of the Lawyer who will legalized the documents at the state welfare and the State high court before the Babies become legally yours.

Please bear this in mind that am not selling my Babies, all I need from you is Love, care and good upbringing so that they will become good children to the society and the nation at large.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:41 pm

On a wing and a prayer (Illiteratus democratus) Lad who prays for outcomes to political elections. I always wondered how Bush scraped in against the odds.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=216036

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:51 pm

The Suspect (Tohellicum hoaxus) Lad who suggests that what he 'isn't' but what his countrymen may be suspected of, is the reason why people don't fall for his stupid scams.

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Asking Mary at the bank, she will assume this is a hoax; because Internet Hoodlums who surfs the Web and impersonates top-government officials like me, uses such medium to carry out illegal operations on the Internet, thereby making foreigners have bad impression on my nation, that's why I still suggest you follow my instructions and do exactly as I had guided you to make payment needed for delivery of your ATM Card directly to you there in Chicago, Illinois within 3 - 5 working days without further delay or stories, you have my word on that and nothing short of what you have been told.

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:39 pm

The Juju Jinx (Nutsia Jinxus) Crazy Juju lad who threatens death by juju if we do not contribute towards his juju festival. Apparently there they measure time in 'moths'.

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odudumududu our juju shirim festival
our oracle shirim. give something to us
our juju village if you recieve this email you do not follow the
process you will
die in two moth time we are from juju village the place where juju is
serve, do not reject this emaill
if you want to live if you do our juju will kill you in two month time,
we want you to suport us with $200 for our juju festival colernount if
you do you are save
if you dont count your days
contact us if you want to help us for the festival and live ....

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:27 pm

wowwow wrote:

Apparently there they measure time in 'moths'.

Must be something to do with the butterfly effect.

Here's one more - the Party Organiser:

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The conditions of the agreement are as follow; The community demanded the following items in line with the existing african tradition;
(a) Dne cow
(b) Two cartons of tobacco leaves
(c) Two cartons of hot drinks
(d) One basket of kola nuts
(e) One basket of bitter kola
(f) 20, tubers of yam
The items above will cost about $1,850 including transportation to Ogoni community.