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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:40 pm

wowwow wrote:

I'm a begginer at classification. I think 'The Sub-Saharan Nurse Nancy Red-Faced Gullible Bitch' is actually a species.

NN, my mistress, will sort this heresy out ... Very Happy

Wowwow just read the bait in your sig ... genius. Need to gather a few ribs that fell off while I was laughing.

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:45 pm

None of my lads have ever been gnus.

Not as far as I know, anyway.

Might be an idea for a future bait...

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:41 pm

Quote:

Wowwow just read the bait in your sig ... genius. Need to gather a few ribs that fell off while I was laughing.

Glad you liked it .. I really enjoyed baiting this twat. /in the end I had to give it up, was taking so much of my time.

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:51 pm

I have been in contact with an existentialist. She kept telling me 'I am real!" even tho I never doubted that.

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:51 pm

A couple of sub-species or varieties in addition to some of those already mentioned:

The Homo Politicus or Zóon Politikón:

Quote:

I do hope President Obama is performing very well? He's loved all over the world and if I may ask, what is your assessment on his performance so far?

Political analysis courtesy of a Hong Kong (i.e. Nigerian) investment banker.

The Womanizer, i.e. Sleazebag:

Quote:

...Don't forget to send me your vagina picture....

Kind words of a lascivious Togolese lad.

@Bolleboos: "Existence precedes essence..."

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:16 pm

In A Hurry:
Writes really long subject lines with an incoherant email inside.

The Poor Businessman:
Asks for stupidly large amounts but halves and quarters these amounts every time you complain.

The Anarchist:
Is always being crushed by some form of 'the man', be it government, the United Nations or the local hotel manager.

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:32 pm

The Masochist: loves to be slapped, keeps coming back for more pain.

That may describe most of them come to think of it.

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:11 pm

The "Miss Sudan"
The Sudanese refugee who also happens to be a beautiful young girl in designer clothes, and lets you know it with large amount of photographs.

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:38 pm

ThankingArthur wrote:

The "Miss Sudan"
The Sudanese refugee who also happens to be a beautiful young girl in designer clothes, and lets you know it with large amount of photographs.

I don't think species are regional here. I think we should call it Miss 3rd World Contestant Smile

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:42 pm

Brainiac wrote:

The Masochist: loves to be slapped, keeps coming back for more pain.

That may describe most of them come to think of it.

'The masochist' and 'the faithful' would be closely related species. However the Masochist often is identified by the number nine or T.W.A.T tatooed on it's arm. The faithful however requires regular feeding with lame tasks to do before they can attain their daily fix of unworthyness.

How about the sub species of Masochist identified by certain behavioral traits:

The Accident in the Dairy Masochist: Likes to bathe in milk and eggs.
The Acrobat Masochist: Often found juggling a fish, a loaf of bread, a bottle of wine and seven eggs whilst standing on a goat.
The Daredevil Masochist: Gains pleasure from setting their legs on fire.

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:50 am

I think I have discovered another
The Inquisitive: Asks a lot of questions and makes splendid use of question marks.

Quote:

he Lawyer is very eager to talk you, he said he called you throughout yesterday but you purposely put your phone voice mail and the machine say different name ,not your name. Why???

Why are you acting in this manner?? Even my Representative is preparing to fly to U.K and have not been hearing from you uptil this moment..Is anything the matter???
Why did you say such word that this is illegal transaction?

Why did you refuse to give me the information about yourself?

Why did you refuse to give me the Passport Photograph or I.D Card or your International Passport?
Why did you do such a thing at this crucial time????

Why? Why? Why? - a mating call?

However this scammer has certain traits of The Self-baiter,

An Inquisitive self baiter perhaps Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:09 pm

Or others...

Loam Lad: Likes to stand in recently-dug holes
Waterboi: Takes part in baptisms (full immersion)
Thor Head: Menaces a chalk snake with a hammer
The Engineer: designs massive roller-coasters

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:21 pm

Yastreb wrote:

Or others...

Loam Lad: Likes to stand in recently-dug holes
Waterboi: Takes part in baptisms (full immersion)
Thor Head: Menaces a chalk snake with a hammer
The Engineer: designs massive roller-coasters

Yes the Engineer is an interesting one. After much coaching he might even come up with an edifice.

The Waterboi may be a sub-species of Masochist.

Thor Head .. hmm, perhaps this is a mutant of sorts.

Their behavioural traits are perhaps down to their environment/habitat and the availability of things like chalk and bags of cement Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Holy crap, I have tears of laughter while reading this thread.

Not much to add, except maybe the Laconic - a Man of Few Words:

Quote:

You have won,Send info

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:55 pm

ScammedOut wrote:

Holy crap, I have tears of laughter while reading this thread.

Not much to add, except maybe the Laconic - a Man of Few Words:

Quote:

You have won,Send info

The Laconic and the Lazy Ludite, same species perhaps.
I've enjoyed this post as well, I've shed a few tears myself laughing, and let out a few guffs Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:37 pm

Dead bed repentance sister and the annoying panic-attack barrister: A lad claiming to have a terminal disease while calling you her older brother/sister and the Lad's barrister demanding you send money and that the lad is going to DIE without transferring the money! She "dies" during the bait and leaves her annoying lawyer to deal with you.

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:21 am

^^Koko.dk The old lady died, but annoying lawyer just signed up for,
2 months of reverse annoyance.
I tried to necromance her, but I waited too long. Next lad with a cancer patient just bait from another character and "bring 'em back to life."
Then wait a week, oh that's odd my cousin says you're dead.

Then voila, The Zombie

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

What about the Medical Miracle Lad(ette)?

Quote:

Mrs Angela Bishop Phillipe
I may not be opportune to live longer than one month, due to Postate Cancer,

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:20 am

lakeside77 wrote:

I've run across:

The Lazarus - at death's door, usually with cancer, in first email; miraculously recovers after you get him off script.

A subgenus of the Lazarus is the Methuselah where there is no miraculous recovery and the lad is still at death's door 3 years into the bait.

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:06 pm

ScammedOut wrote:

What about the Medical Miracle Lad(ette)?

Quote:

Mrs Angela Bishop Phillipe
I may not be opportune to live longer than one month, due to Postate Cancer,

Lucky it wasn't post-date cancer, which means they would have sent the e-mail after they died.

Yes 'the Lazarus' has already been identified we can have a k.a Medical Miracle, the Methuselah is indeed a sub-species. They will outlive us all Smile

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:09 pm

Brainiac wrote:

The Zombie

Wow yes, perhaps a rare inbreed of the Lazarus and the Voodoo.

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:14 pm

Quote:

Dead bed repentance sister and the annoying panic-attack barrister:[/u]

Ohh lots of good ones coming up today.
I think I mentioned
The Converted: Born again philanthropist perhaps related to the Death Bed Repentant.
Calling you sister or brother repeatedly is The family man:
The Legal Eagle: Pertains to be a Barrister, Lawyer or Judge:
The Panic-Attack: Strange perhaps a new one. Can you be more specific Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

What would you call a woman who has no children, yet calls herself "Mother"?

Quote:

I AM MOTHER JANE COLE FROM NETHERLAND...COULD NOT PRODUCE ANY CHILD.

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:07 pm

ScammedOut wrote:

What would you call a woman who has no children, yet calls herself "Mother"?

Quote:

I AM MOTHER JANE COLE FROM NETHERLAND...COULD NOT PRODUCE ANY CHILD.

A Nun, Mother superior Smile

, sort of lucky she never produced any child or we would be looking at the 'Father' accusingly Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Maybe the "Uber Mother Superior" since all the barren widows are very religious:

Quote:

May God lead you my child.
My name is Mother Rose Smith