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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

A Sock Steward!

Well if he's willing to pick up my boy's smelly socks he is welcome round here anytime.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:47 pm

Mat wrote:

I think we all should have our pets to mourn Steward.
Perhaps with a sign or a altar.

Great idea ... I'm so all over it.

I've been asking around a few zombie haunts but so far no joy as to Stewards fate. Damn those zombie lads. Damn them to 419 hell (a permanently close western onion outlet) Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:34 pm

^^^ Hmm, that brings me up to an idea. Twisted Evil

OT: Steward, wheeeeerrrrrreeee arrrrreeee youuuuuuuuuu! Crying or Very sad

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:18 am

Steward, I would have loved to be your friend...but alas, I never met thee.

RIP Pretty Rose

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:40 am

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:42 am

Welcome to Eater, Steward. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:00 am

I went to pay my respects and leave some flowers and......

Edit: theres a good reason why i dont photochop very often

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:36 am

I am not sure if this is "our" steward (Welcome to Eater, Steward Very Happy

)

some steward some place not disclosed wrote:

I'm writing this with tears in my eyes, I came down here to London England for a short vacation unfortunately i was mugged at the park of the hotel where i stayed,all cash,credit card and cell were stolen off me but luckily for me i still have my passports with me.
I've been to the embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and my flight leaves in less than 3hrs from now but am having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let me leave until i settle the bills,I'm freaked out at the moment.Got nothing left with me..i was mugged off all i got,can you please please help me out with some cash..

NOTE to Mods, I did not receive this from the member occasionally known as steward. A friend of mine had his email hijacked and this message was sent to all of his contacts. Please don't ***BANNED*** steward for something I though would add drama to his/her one post entrance. Thanks love ya

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:18 pm

Take no notice of those bullies Steward.
Sorry I'm late with my advice.

Now read the stickies here: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards%27_noticeboard
and be sure to study the posting rules: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Steward_handbook

Oh, Welcome to Eater, Steward.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Feb 2010 Posts: 77

Ah, you're all calling out Steward.. I thought Stewie. My bad.

Please get back to us Steward. There's so much in life that's worth living for!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:16 pm

ParaNoid, I trust you sent some money to him.

Generally speaking, as baiters, we should be careful not to harden our hearts and become cynical. We may be tempted to think that these kind of letters are always connected to some ugly criminal activities. It would harm ourselves to think automatically the worst. There are genuine appeals and that obviously was one of them. Anyone who has been in trouble somewhere abroad can imagine what Steward has been going through. London is never the nicest place on the earth if you have no money or credit cards. Hotel managers can get really nasty (as several lads have testified). And now the weather is terribly cold. Crying or Very sad

By the way, what was the IP?

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 4:27 am

N.O.R.A., I tried to get money to steward, but the WU burned down, before I got there. MG had an embargo of funds sent to steward's location.

I did check the IP and came up with this

Of course there could be hundreds of stewards and I mistook this one for that one.

Call me steward... Wink

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:55 am

Relax fellow baiters for I have reached out into ladgeria to invoke their muddlesome help in locating and returning poor Steward from the evil lad zombie hoards. Click on clicky for more info. Mwwwwhhahahahah Rolling Eyes

@Mal ... let's see how my lad dances for their supper. No Steward = no western onion. And I am totally serious ... sorta. Laughing

@N.O.R.A & @Paranoid ... we must gird our loins and work together to secure a wondrously large ransom for poor Stewards inevitable anti-zombification ceremony.

Funny hats optional.

Send western onion receipts to : The Steward Anti-Zombification Ceremony Fund c/o * 419Eater Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:21 am

Steward came here to find friends. He found so much more than that, an instant adoption by the Eater family. it's bringing tears into my eyes, but will he ever know? Sad

Thanks for all you do, 'Noid and 'Bum.

My considerable WU donation now has the status 'ready for pickup'

Question: What for?
Answer : Steward's dezombification
(encrypted) MTCN : TF^%#D%FHG4*

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:16 am

Okay, you wise crackers can stop sending me PM titled "steward"...

I meant for steward to call me. I have gotten seriously worried about our little buddy. I am so glad to see that others are taking this in the serious nature it is intended.

Ohana steward! ♥ ♥

As my other little buddy says, Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind.

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:50 am

Can't belive he is gone!

Steward, this is Badgerbait. Just come home. We miss you, all of your new friends.

To the sick twisted persons that took him from his new found Eater Family. Bring him back. We only want our Steward back... Crying or Very sad

Maybe he just got frightened. Maybe he is quitely lurking. Could be that he just didn't think he would fit in.

Missing Steward, but doing ok...

Did I do the stages of grief in the right order?

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:24 am

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:40 am

I am sorry to have to scold fellow eaters, but this is serious.

Please refrain from asserting Steward's death by zombie attack, etc. to be fact. Until we have a confirmed zombie death and at least the majority of Steward's remains, we cannot give up hope, nor cast shadows of doubt through erroneous reports of zombie attacks.
I'm going to go search all of the soiled blanket piles under all of the the freeway overpasses.

STEWARD LIVES!!

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:04 am

Steward, my friend, my bestest pal, ignore those others mocking you, join with me in giving thanks for finding this site, here you will meet people of diverse backgrounds, pleasant and charming manners, erudite and ready wit, women of stunning beauty, men of rough hewn charm, a banquet has been prepared for your return.

Please return Steward, my heart grieves for your loss, my soul it pines for your friendship, your brief foray into Eater should not end like this. We have so much to give and share.

Ok, that's my best shot, if he doesn't return now all is lost.

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:20 am

There has been a confirmed "steward sighting" at the In-n-Out burger, 7009 West Sunset Boulevard! He was having a single, Elvis was having a double and they were splitting the fries. Shocked