Now this lad has some imagination!!!

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Nov 2009 Posts: 25

Excellent story, how far fetched have your lads scams been?

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RE: CAR ACCIDENT
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Sat, 27 February, 2010 12:26:20
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Rock50/\/aI3/\/@yahoo.com> [Chat now]
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Please sir let this massage did not come to you as a surprise i wish to
introduce my self to you my name is R0ck50/\/ AII3/\/ an a Taxi Driver,
Please i hope this email will not offend your personality because you
don,t know me i have never meet you or see you before but i have to do
this for the seek of what happen Today.

I use my Taxi from Togo Border to Accra Ghana and as i was Loading my
Taxi to move one Young boy came and stop me that he will be joining me to
Accra and he Enter the Car,knowing to me Some Armed Man was going After
the Young Boy,when we drive toward a busy area they came and block our
Car, And as the Boy was trying to hide his Consignment that he was coming
with that contain the Spendable Dollars.

And the Boy told them he has no Money and they ask him that when he came
from the first Car in Togo Lomo they saw him open the Consignment and take
out some spendable Dollars from it, and when the Armed Men go toward the
Boot of the Car to try and open the Consignment the Young Boy open his
mouth and swallow the Key of the Consignment.

And they try all the Can and the ask the Boy again where in the Key we
will shot at you now an the Boy where crying and from there one of them
Shot the boy and all of them Run into the busy and Escape, i was alone
with the Boy failing in the Grand, i have to take him to the Hospital,

Where he want on Comma now, and i was looking at his personal file i saw
this email address that was writing in the file and i decided to Contact
you immediately, because the Boy need Urgent Operation Now to bring out
the Key inside his stomach, Right now i have to carry the Consignment and
hide it some where save, i was thinking to take it to the Police or the
Custom but i have another thinking to Contact you first, the Boy Condition
is very bad now and he need urgent Operation.

And the Hospital is asking for Some deposit to Start the Operation and i
can,t open the Boy consignment because the Key is inside his Stomach you
have to get back to me Urgent i did not know his name because we did not
discuss much before the attack, is like the People trace him from the
first Taxi Motor Pack where he first open the Consignment and bring out
money to pay the first driver i am afraid i don,t want any one to find me
to my house too.

Please get back to me so that you can contact the Doctor who is in change
of the Local Clinic i take him to because the man said since the key is
inside him he has up to 48 hours to remove the key, or he will die and he
is given him some treatment in where he was shot.

Thanks for your Co-operations

R0CK5O/\/ AII3N

Taxi Driver

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:51 pm

That's what I thought have just posted it in Surplus... Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:58 pm

With all those grammatical near misses (coma = comma and in charge = in change, for example) and general weirdness I'd be willing to guess he might have had some help with writing that script. Anyone want to own up?

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:14 pm

He needs massbaiting to persuade him it's a convincing scam. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:16 pm

That lad has quite an imagination to come up with that story. I wonder if he wrote it himself or he got it elsewhere ?

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:16 pm

Surgery? This doesn't look a problem that can't be solved with a strong dose of Ex-Lax.

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:02 pm

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Spendable Dollars

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:48 pm

The email address has been closed. Sad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Nov 2009 Posts: 25

Mr Tambourine Man wrote:

The email address has been closed. Sad

I was going to get some more info about this unfortunate turn of events! Never mind I will keep a look out for the more obscure stories.

Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:35 am

If anyone gets this format again and gets the scammer on the hook, and if he's a fun scammer, then we can have a fun guided massbait - there are so many new directions this could go, it'll make for a fun read all round...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Aug 2008 Posts: 37

I so wanted to bait this one. How we get that key out of that poor boy has some very comical options to pursue.

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:44 am

Wouldn't it be odd if it turned out to be real...

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:42 am

I've got a good one on the hook and the script is obviously not his. I'm now to contact "Rev. Judiciousn3ss." I'm expending considerable effort in not laughing. Ha! (3 = e) The spelling is outstanding, context is kind of followable, and as always, punctuation sux. But the word "consequently" is spelled perfectly. I'm taking quite alot of time between emails as my nunnery requires -- it's almost passup, don't you know, and we plant twigs that will blossom, but only if planted upside down. Laughing

Congrats on the piggy for your siggy! Truffles are outstanding! Cool

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:06 am

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The email address has been closed

That Email Addy may be closed down but I still have him this is the 2nd email

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Thanks for your quick respond to my email, how is every thing generally with you and your entire family hope you are fine and healthy? i really feel very sorry for the Condition of the young Boy, like i said in my email i did not go into long conversation with the young Boy when he entered my Taxi from the Motor Pack in the Border Area.

And before the attack of the Armed Men Right now Sliver and Gold i don,t have i am a poor man trying to manage my Life with this Taxi work but i will assist with my Body and Soul, like i said when i take him to the Local Clinic in the Border Area the Doctor said he have only 48 hours to operate or he will die, and Right now the Key of the Consignment which the Spendable Dollars is inside was swallowed by the Boy.

Right now the owner of the Taxi Car i driver Collected the Taxi from me because i could not Balance him that faithful day that the Armed Men attack the Boy, i have to Rush him to Hospital due to the delay i did not meet up the amount due to Balance my Boss every day, All we need now is for us to Pay the Operation and Hospital chargers for the Doctor to Operate the Boy.

And bring out the Consignment Key out of his Stomach so that he will not die and as soon the Key is Operate out i will send the Boy and his Funds to you in your Country for you to take him to a Specialist Hospital in your Country for a better treatment, the amount need to start the operation i don,t have up to that but i have only $100 usd with me that i save for my Children School Fees i have decided to help with the $100 usd.

The Doctor said we have o make dawn a deposit of $500 usd for the Operation and the Medical Drugs they will use and Right now i did not have such amount, that why when i find your email address in the Boy file i have to Contact you because i feel may be if your Son or you Relation that was trying to come to you with his funds, the only information i saw in the file that the Boy was from Danfur Region of Sudan.

I will like you to write back to me so that i will send you a name where the amount will be send to so i can add the $100 usd that i am having to the one you will send, and as soon the Operation is done me and the Boy will go to where i kept the Consignment, and open it so that the funds should be transfer to your Account in your Country, an you will send the Boy Invitation to come over and join you over there.

Please let us do the wish of God not to allow the Young boy to die just like that this may Happen to any body let try and save his Life because what every we do the reward may not be on Earth but in Heaven waiting for us, i have that believe because i am a Good Christian a Roman Catholic Member please get back to me Urgently because the Doctor just called me this morning that the Boy Condition is Getting serous.

The Hospital will have treated him but he did not have health Insurance here in Ghana because he is not a Citizen of Ghana he is just a Refugee that trying to come and travel to you Through Ghana to your Country, this is where the case need Urgent Attention because he is not from here please kindly consider this email and reply to me so i can send you the name where the money can send to and it can be pick up immediately thanks and my Good bless you for the quick reply to my mail hope to hear from you soon you can call me as soon you get my mail.

Thanks for your Co-Operation

Rockson Allen

Addy is [email protected] (3 = o)
Fill your boots !!!

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:54 pm

Dying from swallowing a key? I would suggest a good dose of ex-lax. That will get things moving. Then we get the loot *rubs hands*, don't ask me to hold the key though.
This guy is a closet genius Smile

Allow me to translate (with added synical comments)

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Dear Sir, I hope this message does not come to you as a surpise (boo). I wish to introduce myself. My name is R0ck50/\/ AII3/\/ and I work as a Taxi Driver.
I hope you are not offended that I contacted you personally, but this is most urgent.
I drive my Taxi from the Togo Border to Accra Ghana. As I was loading my Taxi, a young boy got into my taxi and said that he would be going to Accra (I didn't ask him if he could afford the trip as I noticed spendable $$, in his back pocket).
As we drove towards a busy area, some armed men blocked our way (The A-team).
The young boy tried to hide a consignment of dollars (although it's in a large locked container in the boot).
The boy told them (the armed men) that he had no money. However, the men said that they had seen the boy open the consignment in a car (taxi) the boy was travelling in earlier and take out some spendable $$$$'s.
As the armed men went to the boot of the car to check it, the young boy swallowed the key. They all (the armed men) tried to open the container and asked the boy again where the key was, threatening to shoot him. The boy cried and they shot him (why? no money and a murder charge). Then they (the armed men) ran away into the busy streets to escape.
I was left alone with the boy who had fallen to the ground.
I had to take him to the hospital.
He is now in a coma. When I was looking at his personal file I found an e-mail address written there (just happened to be yours Smile

) and decided to contact you immediately as the boy needs an urgent operation to remove the key inside his stomach (yes it's actually inside his stomach, it hasn't moved). I have to take the consignment and hide it somewhere safe. I was thinking about taking it to the police or customs but I thought I might contact you first (good idea, waste time waiting for a reply). The boys condition is very bad and he needs an operation.
The hospital is asking for a deposit and I can't use the money in the consignment as the key is inside the boys stomach (as I've said repeatedly).
You have to get back to me urgently as I do not know the boys name (not sure why this is urgent but I'll add it anyways, perhaps it's more intriguing). He didn't have a chance to talk to me before the attack (where he would of course have related his entire life story to me).

It is like the people (armed men) had traced him from his departure point at the Taxi park, where he took out some money to pay the taxi driver (yes I've already told you this, but it requires more explanation). I am afraid they will track me down at my house as well.
Please get back to me so you can contact the doctor who is in charge at the local clinic I took him to. The doctors said the key is inside him (yes it's in his damn stomach man and he's gonna dieeee, are you heartless!!, send money now!!) and needs to be removed in 48 hours (hence the emergency) or he will die (die die die). He has already treated his gunshot wounds (good then he might not die)

Thanks for your Co-operations (Co-op are a good low priced superstore in the UK)

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:47 pm

I went for the Bank Account this is the reply

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Dear Sir,

Thanks once more for your email, we have to do every thing possible to save the life of the young Boy whom have trust and hope on you until he was shot, this is not a lie i am telling you the whole truth i am a Good Christian that was brought up from a Catholic Church when the boy enter my Car as a passenger i did not discuss with him and know more about him i did not ask his name because this is the first time of seeing him.And i am just a Poor Taxi Driver here an did have no Bank Account because the little money i made from the Taxi work is not even a Enough to take care of my wife and kids to think of the one i will take to Bank Sir.And the Doctor needed this as soon as possible to Operate the boy.

All you have to do is do every thing Human possible to save the life since the Doctor said he has short time to live of the Operation is not done,i feel very sorry for him all i have now is $100 usd with me and what the Doctor is asking from me is more than that, if he is from Ghana now has health Insurance will have cover his bills but he is not from Ghana.

I am doing all this for the seek of God whom i know he will rewarded me in this assistance i am giving now also you so please make every thing faster for the person to call me as soon as possible.

I will advice you we don,t need to west time on this we are talking about human life, and as for the funds the Armed men trace him from the first pack where he came dawn from Car and open the boy he never know this is how the people around the border is, because he never come to Ghana before Sir i think this is some that need urgent attention now send me your number so i can call you.

Now I sent him an email back saying that I am willing to help but if he has no Bank Account........!
Let's see what he comes back with

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Isn't it kind of a waste of the doctors' time to treat the Poor Boy for the gunshots wounds (for free!) and then let him urgently die because of key in stomach especially if Key will open (metallic) trunk box and get money for pay?

How do these dumbasses make this stuff up?

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:15 pm

Vampiremerchant wrote:

I went for the Bank Account this is the reply

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Dear Sir,

Thanks once more for your email, we have to do every thing possible to save the life of the young Boy whom have trust and hope on you until he was shot, this is not a lie i am telling you the whole truth i am a Good Christian that was brought up from a Catholic Church when the boy enter my Car as a passenger i did not discuss with him and know more about him i did not ask his name because this is the first time of seeing him.And i am just a Poor Taxi Driver here an did have no Bank Account because the little money i made from the Taxi work is not even a Enough to take care of my wife and kids to think of the one i will take to Bank Sir.And the Doctor needed this as soon as possible to Operate the boy.

All you have to do is do every thing Human possible to save the life since the Doctor said he has short time to live of the Operation is not done,i feel very sorry for him all i have now is $100 usd with me and what the Doctor is asking from me is more than that, if he is from Ghana now has health Insurance will have cover his bills but he is not from Ghana.

I am doing all this for the seek of God whom i know he will rewarded me in this assistance i am giving now also you so please make every thing faster for the person to call me as soon as possible.

I will advice you we don,t need to west time on this we are talking about human life, and as for the funds the Armed men trace him from the first pack where he came dawn from Car and open the boy he never know this is how the people around the border is, because he never come to Ghana before Sir i think this is some that need urgent attention now send me your number so i can call you.

Now I sent him an email back saying that I am willing to help but if he has no Bank Account........!
Let's see what he comes back with

Please give him my number. P.M me Smile

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:19 pm

I think it is exciting Wink

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:59 pm

One thing he hasn't stated, and the fundamental flaw in his story (apart from the rest of it Smile

), is there is nothing about what's in it for you should you come up with the money to rescue the poor lad from certain horrific death by key. We don't actually know if there is anything left in that so called container, apart from the fact the boy risked his life protecting it (maybe he has a copy of Superman #1 in there).
Perhaps you should pull him up about this.
The slim chance that their might be millions of dollars in loot waiting for you, should they happen to retrieve the key is all left up to the imaginee. That's the key to good story telling, but it's lame for scam e-mails.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Nov 2009 Posts: 25

These are really making me laugh Very Happy

If anyone else would like to Mass bait this one that would be cool, I will post the details.

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Good Day,

Am a local hunter here in Accra, Ghana and me want to contact you because
of what happened early this morning when i was going to check animal trap
me set in bush and me hear somebody crying far inside the bush. Sorry
forget to tell you name, my name is M1ch@el 0k1r1 and me have a family
here in Accra.

When i got to were the person was crying me found out it was a girl that
have being rapped by some bad people who were inside the same car with
her. I had to take a taxi and she told me she was coming from Côte
d'Ivoire to go and pick up her consignment box up in a bush inside Togo,
i took the taxi and we got there to carry the box. On our way back the
girl was unable to stand the bleeding before we reach town and when i got
to the hospital the girl died in the hospital.

I carry the box now to a safe place and when we were going to the
hospital the girl told me about you to be her father, now I have carried
the box and hidden it somewhere safe because I know it belongs to you and
her. Please let me know how I can send the consignment box to you or if
you have somebody here in Ghana whom i can give it to please tell me to
give it to the person.

But before I will give the consignment box to you or anyone you have to
pay me my $200 I used for the Taxi and paid in the hospital for deposit
then i give you your box because it belong to you and your daughter.
Thank You
M1ch@el Ok1r1

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:12 am

Here's another one. I wonder what's in the water lately?

[email protected]

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Good day father , I called you father because you may lead me out ....

Am Richard Papa again i came yesterday and today as after am out of police custody Accra Ghana ,though am free and from
Lofa county central town republic of Liberia.

I am here with an aluminum boxes as
each worth $ 2.5 million euros and , 7.5million euro each I have succeeded the boxes and ALL by the help of one reverend father that help us with Red CROSS Van after to escape Ruling party /government who Invaded, Gang Raped my elder sister and flog her to death with electric cable and my parents kill in a cold blood I was on top of the roof hiding in all the gun shot because they didn't come for joke my only survival sister was with a relative some kilometer away .from our home .

My late Daddy was a member of Charles Taylor Farms/Companies and as a GENERAL CONTRACTOR too .
He was senior member of the MOVEMENT OF Change (mdc)
In Liberia ,Lead by Charles Taylor's wife whom i don"t know about her this took three months ago the Government of President Saleaf Johnson claiming that it's armed robbers attack? .

That night Oh! my GOD Before before next day when the (AU) and ECOMONG forces where called in then I died and awake AGAIN

Before this God sent An old reverend father drove in and saw me hiding and shivering! with blood stains on my body but hold on with this boxes and some valuable gold chains which the reverend help me sell for $15,000 .00 usd at Dana-nee Border town ivory coast/Ghana ,
He wanted me with him am very scared of him Now as i have struggle enough

but get into Ghana by help of the same RED CROSS VAN he boarded us .
that took us with the boxes to ghana where i
am now at present ,

However, I have settle/PAID all the custom duty all cause i don't want them to inspect these boxes,

but the driver is giving a problem now these driver needed me to pay because he said i have paid all customs duties saw me with cash and i will balance him as negotiated before he move we negotiated for $15,700 and i gave him all the money that left with me now after settling all custom/immigrations duties and all ...
to my surprise the Red are not willing to free a box till I pay
the complete money? which is $300 usd and i don't want to say the contents in this boxes but is not drug because my life as they want it scanned but just have to pay non inspection fees ghc 100.00

Please I have tried to convince the RED CROSS Superintendent and all money left with to release this boxes they said No no you pay all or disclose the contents of your boxes they said am confuse !!! MAYBE because I am not a Ghana person , so I want you as co-owner please to settle this issue and tell me your % ..

They may sent me to the POLICE as the lady on board told me to act fast am really confuse right !!

I will like to further my journey out from Ghana fast ..So if you will be here to meet me or they may seize it in Ghana customs are hard to black fellows so any way you could help kindly tell me your opinion sir
I am waiting to hear from you soon .
My Regards.
Richard Papa

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:21 am

These new scripts are hilarious Laughing

Notice they're all about Ghana? It's almost as if there was a free seminar in Accra "HOW TO RITE YOUR OWN SCRIPTS, OK"

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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me hear somebody crying

Tarzan is trying to scam you!

I'm going to be very disappointed if I don't get any of these lurid tales of "rap", flogging and key swallowing.

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:01 pm

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i was going to check animal trap
me set in bush and me hear somebody crying far inside the bush.

It sounded like ..

ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
wimohweh,wimoweh, wimoweh

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