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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:53 pm

So there's this guy who contacted me on 4ppl but didn't do anything, even when we were both online... Tonight he makes his first move! Pic is totally anglo, chat is totally lad.

But (and here's the kicker) I had a brainwave that may be a useful baiting tool (feel free to appropriate, and I will post into helpful tools and tips). Yahoo has webmessenger the email version of webchat. It allows you to log in via your email client as your character.

Then using ordinary messenger you log in as SOMEONE ELSE related to your bait, and voila TWO people chatting to scammerboi, thereby increasing your odds of him believing you're real without phonechat:

Chat with Scammerboi (bear in mind this is the FIRST chat I've had with him):

Sunday, 27 December, 2009
scammerboi (5:17 AM): hello are u there
scammerboi (5:18 AM): hello have been looking for ways to chat with u all these while
scammerboi (5:18 AM): pls can u listen to me
scammerboi (5:19 AM): my love it as been a long time
scammerboi (5:19 AM): merry xmas
scammerboi (5:19 AM): kisses
scammerboi (5:20 AM):

Kathrin (5:20 AM): I'm sorry michael, I was talking to my niece

scammerboi (5:21 AM): ok no problem
scammerboi (5:21 AM): so watz up
scammerboi (5:21 AM): how u doing

Kathrin (5:21 AM): just checking my mail before going to bed
Kathrin (5:22 AM): Sabrina and I were celebrating

scammerboi (5:22 AM): that nice
scammerboi (5:22 AM): i love that
scammerboi (5:23 AM): how was the xmas
scammerboi (5:23 AM): did u guyz have fun

Kathrin (5:23 AM): we still are

scammerboi (5:24 AM): u guyz are still there having fun right

Kathrin (5:24 AM): I feel like I could party for days
Kathrin (5:24 AM): I won

scammerboi (5:24 AM): that nice
scammerboi (5:25 AM): it show u love having fun

Kathrin (5:25 AM): I won the court case
Kathrin (5:26 AM): the farm is mine

scammerboi (5:26 AM): wow that nice
scammerboi (5:26 AM): let thank god

Kathrin (5:27 AM): Plus we found out today that the government is expanding the national park nearby, the land here could triple in value

scammerboi (5:27 AM): am happy for u

Kathrin (5:27 AM): I'm so happy I could shit! (John waters rules!)
Kathrin (5:28 AM): Sabrina and I are drinking bubbly, she's just got online as well from her laptop
Kathrin (5:29 AM): we're onto our third bottle

scammerboi is Available (5:29 AM)
scammerboi (5:29 AM): hello are u there
scammerboi (5:29 AM): <ding>

Kathrin (5:30 AM): yes I am, so is Sabrina

scammerboi (5:32 AM): i see u typing something and it not showing here
scammerboi (5:32 AM): wat wrong with ur system
scammerboi (5:32 AM): watz up sabrina
scammerboi (5:32 AM): how u doing

Kathrin (5:32 AM): Sabrina is on her own account you'll have to add her

scammerboi (5:32 AM): is it cool out there

Kathrin (5:33 AM): we've been indoors since noon
Kathrin (5:33 AM): I have no idea what the weather is like

scammerboi (5:33 AM): can i have her yahoo id

Kathrin (5:34 AM): <snipped>
Kathrin (5:35 AM): can you see her online?

scammerboi (5:36 AM): have just add her now

Kathrin (5:37 AM): oh ok
Kathrin (5:37 AM): I will get her to accept immediately
Kathrin (5:37 AM): she's a little typsy

scammerboi (5:38 AM): she.s not responding (Actually I was trying to work why his add didn't work but I digress)

Kathrin (5:39 AM): let me ask her why
Kathrin (5:39 AM): she says she didn't get the add
Kathrin (5:39 AM): maybe she can add you her self. she says what's your email address?

scammerboi (5:42 AM): let leave sabrina for noe

Kathrin (5:42 AM): what? leave out my darling niece? never
Kathrin (5:42 AM): she's family to me, the closest thing I have to a daughter

scammerboi (5:42 AM): but u said tipsy

Kathrin (5:42 AM): She'll be most upset by that suggestion
Kathrin (5:43 AM): she is tipsy and so am I

scammerboi (5:43 AM): ok am very sorry
scammerboi (5:43 AM): so where is she
scammerboi (5:44 AM): ok
scammerboi (5:44 AM): wat do u think

Kathrin (5:44 AM): sitting next to me on her laptop
Kathrin (5:44 AM): I think you tell me your email address and she adds you

scammerboi (5:44 AM): tell her am very sorry

Kathrin (5:45 AM): I will

scammerboi (5:45 AM): but she's not responding

Kathrin (5:45 AM): brb, pouring more bubbly
Kathrin (5:45 AM): she says tell me your email address and she'll add you from her end
Kathrin (5:45 AM): agaiun brb (At this point I realise ANY typos will re-enforce the tipsy angle and leave them in)

scammerboi (5:46 AM): ok
scammerboi (5:46 AM): <snipped email addy> (It's at this point Sabrina's messenger comes into play. since I don't have time to edit, I'll add it to the bottom)
scammerboi (5:47 AM): have sent it
scammerboi (5:49 AM): hello kathrin

Kathrin (5:49 AM): did it work?

scammerboi (5:50 AM): yeah
scammerboi (5:52 AM): kathrin aare u there

Kathrin (5:52 AM): yes I am
Kathrin (5:52 AM): I'm watching sabrina chat to you
Kathrin (5:53 AM): she's such a peach

scammerboi (5:53 AM): i see that

Kathrin (5:54 AM): I love her dearly, did I mention that she set all this up for me?

scammerboi (5:54 AM): so watz going on

Kathrin (5:55 AM): we're still drinking bubbly, and have decided to party until we drop

scammerboi (5:56 AM): can't just quit the drinking and party on

Kathrin (5:56 AM): we have a few more bottles of bubbly, then when we wake up later today we'll start to plan the sale of this dirtbox we call a farm
Kathrin (5:57 AM): why should we, this is a once in a lifetime celbration!
Kathrin (5:57 AM): this farm was valued at $700,000
Kathrin (5:57 AM): with the government buyout we might even get a million dollars

scammerboi (5:57 AM): wqw

Kathrin (5:57 AM): surely that is something worth celebrating

scammerboi (5:57 AM): wow
scammerboi (5:58 AM): it worth alot of fun babe
scammerboi (5:58 AM): that alot of money

Kathrin (5:58 AM): Something about their response to the Copenhagen summit
Kathrin (5:58 AM): I've never even seen that kind of money
Kathrin (6:00 AM): so if it happens we can move to Sydney and not have to rely on satellite phones

scammerboi (6:00 AM): am also very happpy for sweetheart
scammerboi (6:00 AM): wat are ur plans

Kathrin (6:01 AM): to get as far away from my ex husband as possible, and maybe travel again

scammerboi (6:01 AM): that nice

Kathrin (6:02 AM): any suggestions?

scammerboi (6:02 AM): wat about me
scammerboi (6:02 AM): u running away from me

Kathrin (6:02 AM): how about running to you...
Kathrin (6:02 AM): feel like travelling sexy?

scammerboi (6:02 AM): u gat alot of now

Kathrin (6:03 AM): haven't got it yet, but soon babe, soon

scammerboi (6:03 AM): ok
scammerboi (6:03 AM): if u said so

Kathrin (6:03 AM): where are you now?

scammerboi (6:03 AM): but am just happy for u love
scammerboi (6:04 AM): at home

Kathrin (6:04 AM): I know that silly , where's home again?

scammerboi (6:04 AM): am serious

Kathrin (6:04 AM): so am I

scammerboi (6:04 AM): am at home

Kathrin (6:05 AM): where IS your home? Australia? America? UK?

scammerboi (6:05 AM): kathrin it like u tipsy also

Kathrin (6:06 AM): Sabrina and I have been celebrating together, of course I'm tipsy also

scammerboi (6:06 AM): it not IS it IL.US rockford winnebago

Kathrin (6:07 AM): I had a couple of my gal pals, priscilla and noxeema her as well but they passed out a few hours back
Kathrin (6:07 AM): what?

scammerboi (6:07 AM): so when are they paying

Kathrin (6:07 AM): do you mean Illinois?

scammerboi (6:08 AM): no

Kathrin (6:08 AM): hopefully in the next few weeks

scammerboi (6:08 AM): the government

Kathrin (6:08 AM): you live with the Government? that's just silly! What country do you live in? What state do you live in?

scammerboi (6:09 AM): so i should expecting alot of gift for new year sweaty

Kathrin (6:10 AM): Only if you tell me where to send it

scammerboi (6:11 AM): that when if the money as been sent to u

Kathrin (6:11 AM): yes of course
Kathrin (6:11 AM): but why won't you tell me where you are?

scammerboi (6:12 AM): i told severer time am in US
scammerboi (6:12 AM): am serious

Kathrin (6:12 AM): where in the US? it has three time zones, four if you include Hawaii
Kathrin (6:13 AM): Don't be hurt, I just want to know everything about you that's all

scammerboi (6:13 AM): i just had a call from my boss right now

Kathrin (6:13 AM): And Sabrina doesn't know you at all

scammerboi (6:13 AM): from rockford.winnebago.IL.US
scammerboi (6:14 AM): maybe tomorrow dear same time
scammerboi (6:14 AM): i love u
scammerboi (6:14 AM): kisses

Kathrin (6:14 AM): IL is Illinois, I googled it

scammerboi (6:15 AM):

Kathrin (6:15 AM): so I was right, I love you too Michael
Kathrin (6:15 AM):

scammerboi (6:15 AM): yes of course

Kathrin (6:15 AM):

scammerboi (6:15 AM): bye

Kathrin (6:16 AM): you have a great day gorgeous

scammerboi (6:16 AM): and u too

Kathrin (6:16 AM):

scammerboi (6:16 AM):
scammerboi is offline. (6:16 AM) You can send scammerboi an email

And here's sabrina's bits:

sabrinabaier1990: mikey!!!!

scammerboi : hello watz up
scammerboi : how u doing

sabrinabaier1990: we're SO effing trashed! Did Kathrin tell you she won the farm?

scammerboi : yeah
scammerboi : she told me
scammerboi : am very happpy for her

sabrinabaier1990: not as happy as we are
sabrinabaier1990: we've been celebrating since 8pm

scammerboi : sabrina watz going on
scammerboi : wow

sabrinabaier1990: we're drinking champagne and listening to music

scammerboi : wat kind of music

sabrinabaier1990: it's very loud here
sabrinabaier1990: party music of course
sabrinabaier1990: presets, cut copy, peaches

scammerboi : wow it cool any way

sabrinabaier1990: you should be here man, this is party central right now
sabrinabaier1990: and with no properties around for miles we can make as much noise as we like

scammerboi : i can't

sabrinabaier1990: tell me why not again
sabrinabaier1990: oh well next time

scammerboi : no problem my dear
scammerboi : bye

sabrinabaier1990: later dude

scammerboi is typing...
scammerboi : just keep it cool

sabrinabaier1990: always
scammerboi has signed out. (12/27/2009 6:16 AM)

sabrinabaier1990: Don't let your boss fuck you over dude, later: hello

This guy might be a keeper after all, hopefully more soon

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:11 pm

This is pure gold! excellent, and it opens up all kinds of ideas for me Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:28 pm

@ Lantana: FanFUGGINtastic!

I'm all for sharing the love, and if this helps, I'm a VERY happy camper!

SUPERB Avatar by the way

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:04 pm

internationalchrysis wrote:

@ Lantana: FanFUGGINtastic!

I'm all for sharing the love, and if this helps, I'm a VERY happy camper!

SUPERB Avatar by the way

Thank you happy camper Laughing

Avatar was found here --> http://avatars.jurko.net/ thousands of them (you can spend days looking at them) and you can link to any of them.

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:54 am

So now he's convinced himself that I am ALWAYS online at 5am my time, I get this:

scammerboi is offline. (2:47 PM) You can send scammerboi an email
scammerboi (4:30 AM): are u there
scammerboi (4:53 AM): hello love i miss u
scammerboi (4:53 AM): kisses
scammerboi (4:53 AM): <yahoo kissy smileys>

So I put him out of his misery, with new misery yet to come:

Kathrin (2:48 PM): My dear Larry, it is rare that I am awake at that hour! feel free to try again when ever you are online or see that I am. Otherwise email may in face be the bets option. Kathrin

Intriguingly, while he calls himself Michael, his screen name comes up as Larry as well, confusing

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:33 pm

Quote:

and with no properties around for miles we can make as much noise as we like

ahahahahaha....wonderfull work all the way Laughing

he´s not leaving you alone after that all Razz

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:44 pm

Overnight I've gotten this:

MIchael is offline. (10:38 AM) You can send michael lanre an email
michael (6:25 AM):
michael (6:24 AM): dear i love u so much
michael (6:24 AM): i miss u so much
michael (6:25 AM): be online tomorrow by 5:00
michael (6:25 AM): i love u
michael (6:25 AM): kisses
michael (6:26 AM):
michael (6:26 AM): bye

So I send him this back. After all it IS nye:

Kathrin (10:39 AM): I am here now, I have to leave for Sydney soon, after all it is New Year's Eve and I have my niece's party to attend
Kathrin (10:43 AM): the fireworks display will be spectacular and it will be the first time I will actually BE in Sydney to watch it!

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:07 am

So he keeps getting online when I'm not (mostly becasue in RL I'd run out of Prepaid internet access). when I FINALLY get back online, there's this:

michael larry is offline. (3:53 PM) You can send michael lanre an email
michael larry (12:12 AM): ok
michael larry (12:12 AM): hello are u there
michael larry (8:52 PM): hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo love it has been a long time i held from you
michael larry (8:52 PM): wat going on
michael larry (8:53 PM): ok no problem it not your fault anyway
michael larry (8:54 PM): it mine.Babe am very sorry for not telling you,have been in the hospital for the past three days now
michael larry (8:58 PM): i had an accident on my way coming home.It was very serious,infact i broke my neck and arms.
michael larry (8:59 PM): due to this process my car was not found
michael larry (9:00 PM): am sorry babe am out of word i will talk to you later
michael larry (9:00 PM): bye
michael larry (9:00 PM): have a nice day
michael larry (9:00 PM): kisses
michael larry (9:00 PM): i love you
michael larry (9:02 PM):

He broke his neck??? Shocked

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:42 am

ROFL - I nearly died from laughter ... I love this bit:

Quote:

i had an accident on my way coming home.It was very serious,infact i broke my neck and arms.

Who would of thought that 3 days could heal a very serious broken neck and arms enough for him to operate a computer. What a miracle! Haha, CLASSIC!

Master Baiter Joined: 24 Mar 2009 Posts: 128

Now, since he's in the US, in winnebago county he can't give you the rott about not being able to get decent medical care !!! and then asking YOU to pay for said medical care and medications!! They are NOt going to give him the bum-rush from the hospital for non payment!! Then again he is NOT in a hospital in Rockford, but he wants us to think he is?? He still can type, despite having those broken arms!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:06 am

IF he ever gets to chat again, his ability to pay for his bills would very quickly become a "Mr Man" issue. And with the day I've had, I HOPE he tries. I'm SO in the mood to vent right now, he'd be just PERFECT!

But his obsession with chat (when in RL my USB modem, has JUST gone back to the shop for repairs), means that this bait could end up dead in the water...

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