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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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@ Klaasvaak: Nice avatar, I have that guy's CD Single btw |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
 x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
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x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:52 pm |
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Note to self: never ever read NN's baiting results at work again...
That's so f*cking amazing! |
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"U ARE JUST AN INFIRMINATE BASTARD CLOCKING LIKE AN OLD HEN" - Sh4m1m Al4v1
"You are probably the patient of psychiatrystic hospital" - Oks4n4 Ch4yk4
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paythecourier
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2009
Posts: 103
Location: Bottom of a whisky bottle
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:51 pm |
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Congrats NN....what a talent. So very very funny  |
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Thunder will kill your family. You are a big fool......f**k you, f**k your family and f**k your mother. Rev Peter Harrison (He took it bad)
You are the bastard of a thousand bastards. Sir Michael Creamer
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:25 am |
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Google Results 1 - 50 of about 4,810 for Nurse Nasty comic scambait. (1.54 seconds)
No wonder this thread is clocking over fast. |
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Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
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pi_eyed
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2008
Posts: 241
Location: Lad hell
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:38 am |
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Makes me think I should give up...
How do you follow that?? |
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-Phi1ios Z4ch4dri3s
YES, I INTEND TO BE A COMPLETE TOSSER
Godwin Eluwa
HERE IS MY ERECT LINE YOU CAN RING ME ANY TIME @ +229 xxxxxxx
-British High Commission
My tel is a special comforwarded line and there is no way it will not ring globaly.
-Bainoo
Why are you referring me as Barrister Buttplug to discredit me? Is it because this name appears on every email I send to you.
-Guess who
Tosser Johnson. A Tosser's Tale Lagos-Cotonou Lagos-Lome
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:02 pm |
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Thanks for all your comments and I am really, really happy you've enjoyed these numpties. I am also totally shocked at how viral this has become. It really is a surprise. I thought my baiting mates would get a kick out of it, but this burn is huge, and in my mind done. I am also aware that posting may lose these lads, but... whatever... If they ever see themselves dressed up in this comic book, can you imagine...
There will be a few moments of confusion, suddenly realising that the last 2 months of their lives was a lie. Ironic, seeing as that is how they make their victims feel. Then the realisation will hit them like a speeding bus. Not only have they been exposed as internet scammers, they are forever immortalised by their greed and stupidity. It's a glowing, warm feeling. Much like peeing yourself when freezing in the snow... not that I've experienced that... okay I was really drunk.
Now the bait must go on.
Currently Oblivious, Slapper and Shemail are getting ready to complete another ceremony of sorts, as are Fraud-Star and WU-Man. They will also be filling out more documents this week and the next, so they'll be busy.
RSoT-Man and Documento gave up after I requested better images. I have only contacted them today to see if they are still alive.
Bait-Man is gone. I have no idea why. His email bounces and I never actually saw his face, which is a shame because he's wearing a cool green bucket on his head and will remain anonymous. If he does contact me again I will make sure we see his face.
Originally I contacted all my lads posing as a famous ex-wrestler turned father of the faith. I created a bait site, which is available to premium members, and started picking a few from surplus forum and my catcher.
Along with a bunch of paperwork I sent this video link. I am not joking. I sent them this, told them this was me, and they are still going for it. It's a link to a youtube video... No joke. They think this is me. I am a gentle and caring man who loves to sing to his flock.
They were all off-script within a few emails and ready to be my best new friend.
In a week or so I should have some very painful and pleading emails as I suspect them of being untruthful to me by being part of some type of scam. This always opens the floodgates of them proving to me they are real and legit, or confess and beg forgiveness. Of course nothing mends those bonds of trust like sending me more proof of their commitment and absolution.
Once they have proven to me they have repent their evil ways I am planning to have Oblivious and crew meet up with Fraud-Star. I will be meeting them in the middle, with a new Minister and all the money they'll ever need to begin their journey of enlightenment. They will arrive before me and send some pictures to my office, right before I never arrive. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:25 pm |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:33 pm |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:43 am |
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NN, that youtube link puts a whole new perspective on "WU-Man"  |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:22 am |
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Jammy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 517
Location: Absolutely, last time I checked.
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:22 am |
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It must be because "Whoooooo!" sounds a lot like "Oooooooooo!" which, as we all know, is very intimidating to lads.
NN, I have no idea how you came up with an idea like this! Knowing that this was your bait makes the comic even better. I would certainly love to see your super heroes in an impromptu wrestling match with each other.  |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:38 am |
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FINALLY got to see the video... I sing to my flock like that also |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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pi_eyed
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2008
Posts: 241
Location: Lad hell
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:36 am |
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Bait-Man is gone. I have no idea why. His email bounces and I never actually saw his face, which is a shame because he's wearing a cool green bucket on his head and will remain anonymous. If he does contact me again I will make sure we see his face.
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Isn't it weird that you never see Bait-man and Chucky Soludo in the same place at the same time.
You don't think maybe that......................................?????
Naaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
Can't be. |
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send me payment information without cork and bull stories.
-Phi1ios Z4ch4dri3s
YES, I INTEND TO BE A COMPLETE TOSSER
Godwin Eluwa
HERE IS MY ERECT LINE YOU CAN RING ME ANY TIME @ +229 xxxxxxx
-British High Commission
My tel is a special comforwarded line and there is no way it will not ring globaly.
-Bainoo
Why are you referring me as Barrister Buttplug to discredit me? Is it because this name appears on every email I send to you.
-Guess who
Tosser Johnson. A Tosser's Tale Lagos-Cotonou Lagos-Lome
x 26 x 9 x mucho |
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:13 pm |
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Damn!
I have tears rolling down my face from laughing ... it hurts ... and yet it is just so damned funny.
Ever considered recruiting from among the depressed? If anything was ever gonna cure depression it has to be piss laughing at scam baiting. Way to go.
Damn ... too cool for school 
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:28 pm |
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Simply amazing, NN!
Definitely a one-of-a-kind bait and deserving of all the kudos. I am still laughing so hard I will probably end up back in the hospital but it is worth it!! Can't wait for Part 2!
Thanks for sharing. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:38 pm |
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I haven't read a comic book since I was 16 but I am going to collect this whole series. Good work. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:27 am |
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What a fantastic way to rock in the new year NN. Your brilliance amazes me yet again.
You are a one of a kind ,evil genius/comedian, that really knows how to make a scammer squirm,lol.
I'm really really glad you are on our side!
To bad about Bait Man , he was my favorite but maybe he will be identified by his scrawny legs later
Really fantastic bait and I'm glad I tinkled before seeing this because I laughed way to hard....
I have to say again that You amaze me.
Congrats on yet another awesome bait.  |
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Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:06 pm |
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S.C.A.M.M.S. -VS- Nurse Nasty - A Comical Adventure!
Happy New Year!
It was a Saturday. I was bored. I hadn't had a decent lad-burn-bait in a few months and wondered how cool it would be if I was part of some sort of X-Men-esque mutant team. What would my powers be? What would I wear? What would I call myself?
Ya know, all those deep and soulful questions we ask ourselves.
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You never did tell us. What did you decide that your superpowers would be? |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:04 pm |
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^^ NN, able to hypnotize and brainwash people to do his bidding, without them even aware of the brainwaves flowing in to their skulls?? |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:56 pm |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:46 pm |
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Speechless, I'm speechless..... (so I'm typing instead) Another worthy effort from NN Productions, if a little more um.... SFW than we've come to expect.
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dogsbum
NN's whore
Joined: 08 Jan 2010
Posts: 381
Location: under my desk - licking my balls
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:41 am |
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This post is what led me to 419Eater and convinced me to join. I keep coming back to see the next installment.
Google threw up a shiteload of hits for this bait. Not everyone seems happy which is odd to me. No accounting for taste I guess. What should we do with lads? Invite them around for tea and a rousing chorus of "Onward Christian Soldiers"? Naaaa ... lad huggers bug me as much as lads.
This bait is well worth putting on youtube and deserves a baiting Oscar (or brand new award icon thinggy). |
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Steward is a Delete sensitive material regarding identity - Steward
Exproba tuos pusiones saepe et quam saevissime!
(Slap lads often and as hard as possible!!)
Miseria et tardum letium omnibus factoribus doli!
(Woe and a slow death to all scammer lads!)
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:42 pm |
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So when is the next installment? comics should be weekly! |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:03 pm |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:24 pm |
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Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme  |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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