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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Absolutely beautiful!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just incredible. Shocked

NN does it again.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

zanzibarRelish wrote:
Nice job! I made a PDF out of those 10 images for easier printing & distribution ... Hope that helps Smile


Yes it helps and thanks. Has anyone printed it out yet? My printers are busted and I can't do it. If someone does print it out, post up some pix.

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It's a pity you have to wait till December for the Baiter Of The Year Award


I didn't do this to win anything, but I will take a muffin basket? However I did do this bait in 2009, so technically... Very Happy I'm just happy so many people are enjoying their humiliation.

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How did they not notice what was going on?


They are scammers. They don't notice anything if they are promised easy money at the end.

Right now I am waiting for a email responses. Then we'll move to phase two.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, yes. I would walk a mile on my hands and knees through broken glass to read a Nurse Nasty bait. Somehow he has managed to outdo himself.

While they are all really good characters, for some reason I think my favorite is RSOT-man. Love his costume. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

NICE Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation bow_down

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OK that's the best thing you could have done on a Saturday.

except come and babysit my kids for me Laughing

and seriously, what's with the view on this thread?

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obviously no-one cares about Rover's announcements, maybe NN should make them from now on, in comic book format Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Scambaiting in general needed a wee profile boost so I went and told a few people. Very Happy

If you're going to burn lads, nothing does it better that 50,000 people checking them out. Although my photobucket usage jumped from 60mb -- 5.2Gb in 12 hours.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy just a few people then NN Very Happy

Very nice bait.

You may have brought the servers to their knees and Rover to tears, but you still didn't beat the simultaneous visitors record. I hate to think what response times would have been like if you had.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hits went up cuz of slashdot...gotta luv us Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Yup. Wink

Although it's nice to have traffic, if there's just one person amongst all those visitors who has switched on to 419 scams due to the bait being posted there, that's what counts.

I've read a few negative comments over there stating that slashdot is "good for advertising revenue". If only. Neither Eater nor it's sister site, www.scamwarners.com work that way.

We're all about having fun here and educating people so that they don't fall for 419.
So to anyone whining that the comic "is not news" or that Eater stands to gain financially from having NN's bait posted, the answer is: that's neither what baiting is about or why it was advertised there.

Remember: the next person who gets scammed could be a friend or a relation of yours. But if you let that person know that 419 is out there, the chances of that happening, narrow considerably.

Education is the best way to beat the lads. And getting the word out there is the best way of educating. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nicely put Slightly Wink


And great baiting Nursey, your baiting talents never cease to inspire and amuse others but as the Nice squirrel suggests, it also raises awareness of scams.

Well done clapping

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ow my goat!! These are brilliant! Laughing Laughing Laughing clapping

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is really, really great!!

I remember when I first found this place and spent a few weeks reading the letters page over lunch at work. I haven't laughed this hard since then. You have to share some of the emails you used to get them to this point. I'm sure they are every bit as funny as the end product.

Please don't burn them until you've squeezed the very last drop of comedy from them. A scammer who will shave his head and eyebrows without even being asked is worth his weight in gold dust. I'm sure the others are capable of similar greatness if you can just coax it out of them. Laughing

Top work!! Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Every time I think this is the best ever, nothing will top this.... You come with something new.

I was watching with my mouth open. Unbelievable that you get them to go do this.

Brilliant, absolutly briliant.

Thank you for the laugh.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bow_down Great baiting. I bet your mutant scammers are expecting a huge payout after all that costumed work. Any chance of getting them to do action shots? Photos of them jumping off roofs or dashing though heavy traffic works for me.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing

clapping Amazing NN, I'll nominate you for the Nobel Prize in ScamBaiting clapping

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I think that NN may have some very funny/nsfw/silly things still awaiting these lads. jump_4_joy jump_4_joy jump_4_joy jump_4_joy jump_4_joy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o6/nursenasty/mugu_x/PAGE007.jpg

in the back there is a huge sign with Greetings In Jesus Name!

did the lads make a sign that large? i think i've seen it somewhere before.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NN I'm starting to suspect you're the one with secret super-powers! Wow!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hate to poop on the party, but I think NN has a serious problem here. Allow me to explain...

Comic book superheroes are judged based on their villains. Without the Joker, Batman is just a guy in tights with child abandonment issues. Superman has Lex Luthor, Spiderman has Doc Octopus, and so on. NN, you've got a team of superheroes here, but nobody for them to fight!

Might I suggest that in the next issue you introduce the "Nasty Nurse", a villain so vile that she lives to corrupt the efforts of all dishonest scammers everywhere. Your loyal readers could then follow the exploits of our heroes as they attempt (without success) to bring the Nasty Nurse to injustice! Then you'd have a keeper! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ah, you have missed the juxtapose of my tale. I wanted them to dress up as 'super-heros'. At no time are they referred as such. In fact they are referred to as the villains, scammers and thieves. As they are being thwarted by 'someone, somewhere' it is implied in the title of this thread and and on the comic front-page who the real hero of this story is... yes... the goat.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Klaasvaak wrote:
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o6/nursenasty/mugu_x/PAGE007.jpg

in the back there is a huge sign with Greetings In Jesus Name!

did the lads make a sign that large? i think i've seen it somewhere before.


i *think* that is from a Shiver bait (given that's the name of his book). But lads did make it, IIRC.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There is so many easter eggs. You have to look hard. I did say there were cameos... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Absolutely brilliant bait, NN


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