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 Little Orphan Melvin

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Jayhawk
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't know why, but this one just cracked me up. From a lad I've been church baiting for a couple of weeks:

Good afternoon sir, sorry, but i do not understand all what you said. I am not a member of your church, am only a poor little orphan living in a refugee camp presently. I contacted you you because i wanted help with my late fathers consignment box. Since i am not a member of the church, i would like for you to help me fix one, so i can be a full member. The form you forwarded to me has been filled, but the date of the membership is blank, because i did not know what to put there.

Please sir, i want you to help me in the name of God, who we all serve, kindly help me get my late fathers properties out of Africa. I am hoping to hear from you soon, regarding the membership of your church sir. Thank You



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Jayhawk wrote:

Since i am not a member of the church, i would like for you to help me fix one, so i can be a full member.


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