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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is probably the suit he says he pawned to get home from Bamako. This is a pic he sent to my scammer character, bragging about how he collected a 'good payment' from an american 'junk' shortly before the picture was taken.

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Anyone who knows lads will know this is all bull, It shows he still wants to play anyway. His wife's a lawyer now, she was a seamstress on his application form. It'll be interesting to see how he wriggles out of that. We'll need some free legal advice, too Smile
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His majesty

I received a mail from Dr Sk3ll4rd who told me that someone told him that i am a fraudstar. Please sir,tell Dr Slell4rd to divulge to you who told him that i am a fraudstar.

The person who told Dr Sk3ll4rd that i am a fraudstar has been the architect of my misfortune. He is the person behind my frustrations and woes. He is the person who put my photograph in the internet.

I will get the site and send to you in my subsequent mail.

Use your good offices and position to find out from Dr Sk3ll4rd who this person is and investigate it properly and you will come out to the honest conclusion that this person has been behind all my troubles and blocking all my efforts in building the chapel here in Ouagadougou.

I am not a fraudstar. I am comfortably married to a Burkinabe from a royal muslim family who incidentally is a lawyer by profession.

The father of my wife is a grand imam and i managed and tried my utmost best despite her legal profession and converted her to the brotherhood as a christian and now someone is trying to destroy the fabric of our marriage. If i am a fraudstar,i cannot send you my correct informations including copies of my international passport,my id card from our embassy here in Ouagadougou,my family photographs,my wifes photograph including my son.

I swear to Almighty God that i will in anyway misappropriate the funds meant for the bulding of a chapel for the worship of God while i trust in you.

I hope to see and read good developments from you in respect to the whole affair so that we will move and march forward in the chapel building.

Remain blessed and shagged.

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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:
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I am not a fraudstar. I am comfortably married to a Burkinabe from a royal muslim family who incidentally is a lawyer by profession.
Snippity.....
I swear to Almighty God that i will in anyway misappropriate the funds meant for the bulding of a chapel for the worship of God while i trust in you. WTF so he really is going to run off with the funds..
Snippity....


I'm quite sure this is possibly the first time he has told the truth to anyone...
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Yes, I noticed that. It's on my list of "things to query the day before his payment arrives" Wink

Just noticed my new description Laughing

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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His majesty

Thanks for all your help and support rendered to me at this my trying
period and i assume God will make me to overcome it.

I am trying to get the site from my wife and other of my friends who are
in possesion of it and whenever i receive it,i will send it to you
accordingly.

I wonder why my new email address is not going through but i managed to
send you mails with it.

I thank you most sincerely for your great help and advice because it is in
times of sorrows and difficulties that you know who is with you and that
is why i have always reposed great hopes and confidences in you.

I will show my wife your mail and urge her to forget about everything but
the only thing that will sooth her anger if when this project comes to
materialise because she said we cannot tarnish our image and what we are
pursuing cannot be realised at the same time.

Has Dr Sk3ll4rd replied you as he said in his mail which ou forwarded to me?.

I am still waiting or good developments with regards to our chapels funds
from Mali.
Remain blessed and shagged
TOSSER 0GUGU0 NW0SU


He can't have the funds until we see the site, and get it taken down. How can we have a Pastor showing his wedding tackle on a public website? Unthinkable.

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PDS very deluded lad wrote:
I am comfortably married to a Burkinabe from a royal muslim family who incidentally is a lawyer by profession.


Only an architect of misfortune could bring an *achem* honest man to leave his comfortably royal and legal life to show his lap taffy for a few bucks... I bet he doesn't feel silly or anything? I mean it isn't like he's been doing this for four years. Laughing

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PsycheDelia_Smith
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Exactly Laughing He accidentally mailed one of the Church characters as "Splendide Chambers" once, demanding the 12000 dollars payment within 3 days. Meanwhile, no doubt his victim got something about 'remaining shagged' from 'a Tosser'.

By way of explanation he said his wife accidentally sent the email, as she is a lawyer and her practise is called Splendide Chambers. When I pointed out that the mail was signed 'Barrister Splendide' and he'd told me his wife's name was 'Djeniba', he got all muckin fuddled, and I left it on the backburner as yet another thing to emerge from the depths of the church database for query the day before his funds arrived. Smile

BTW, thanks for the new description mate. Nice Laughing

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tosser O: "But dear, I trust this Elder. He says we will get the money soonest".

Djeniba: " Are you f*&^ing crazy? Look at all the money you spent, chasing around, wasting all our milk, fish and fruit, gathering people for your stupid pictures, making us a laughing stock, getting your stupid ass photographed naked, using all my fricking bedsheets for banners...four freaking years!!"

Tosser O: "But dear...."


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His majesty ELDER D0n4ld D4igl3

I received your mail.Respected Elder Don4ld,please i want you to confide in me and tell me the truth if this transaction will be realised or am being tossed about? I prayed succintly yesterday night with my wife and we decided to pose this question to you in the great hope that you are the only one whom i reposed much hope in.

This is my new email box and i want you to be communicating me this with the hope that this time around it will get through. Every tosser here now is tired and no one wants to listen to me again with all my explanations.
The owners of the land are still waiting on me while i keep on promising them. I will count on you now and forever.

So put me clear i beg His Majesty and God will bless you abundantly.

Waiting for your urgent response.
Remain Shagged.

Thanks
T0sser 0gugu0 Nw0su.

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
Netherlands Nigeria Ghana South Africa
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As a final note, the bill for his fruitless journey. It's a lad estimate, so it's bound to be quite a bit more than the actual amount, but he wasted some resources anyway, and you can't put a price on the agony he went through. I attached a picture of two characters from the Irish TV series 'Father Ted', in time honoured baiting fashion...
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His majesty E

I was really happy going through your mail and the attached photograph of yorself and which has made me to repose absolute hopes and confidence in what i am doing now.

The photographs gave us joy because i showed it my wife and all the members of the brotherhood here in ouagadougou.

With respect to your request of my expenses in Bamako,i did not keep receipts of all that i spent in Bamako.

I only have the transport receipt to Bamako which i attached here below.

In all,i spent about 400 dollars on my trip to Bamako and return back.

I do sincerely hope you will live up to your words and send this to me which will strenghten my believe and hope in you and in the brotherhood.

Remain Shagged and twatted.

Thanks

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fish -> Barrel -> Shotgun.

What a lad. Rolling Eyes What a tosser.

Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He took quite some getting back on the hook this time, though, maybe more effort than he's worth. I'll try to get him to the fifth anniversary anyway. Twisted Evil

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just had to add this:

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His majesty

I have never mentioned to you that I will not build the chapel any longer and I understand your mail very well that the church runs like a business and every penny is accounted for.

You devoted to help me out of my problems when I travelled to Mali and came back in frustrations.
I have spent a lot of money on this chapel building in banners ,posters scanning of photographs etc.
I know you took a vow of poverty and I am not asking you to personally send me money but all I want you to do for me is to help me out of my distress now.

If you cannot convince the financial dept to send 400 dollars to me ,you can convince them to at least send 100 dollars to me
The man I stayed with in his house did not feed me nor paid my taxi fares in Bamako .

Rather we met in the bus and became friends and he accepted to harbour me but was not feeding me as per say in my days of staying in Bamako .

I am not making any fuss about bus ticket but was trying to explain to you how I spent to get to Bamako .

You always misunderstand me .Internet here now costs as much as 400 cfa per hour here in Ouagadougou and I know how much I have invested in buying time for this project.
My friend whom I stayed with incidentally is with the hotel where I wanted to me Dr Sk3ll4rd or whomever he wanted to send to me.

His Majesty ,i wonder why Dr Sk3ll4rd has refused to get involved with sending the funds tome from Mali since you are aware from Mali, any amount of money can be transferred to Ouagadougou.

All these scenarios keeps a lot of doubts in my mind.
I wrote to him for forgiveness as you adviced and he accepted and I wonder why he has dissociated himself from this project.

I am still highly interested to go on with the church project provided it will be realisable.
We have wasted too much time on this which I am convinced it is no fault of yours.

Please send to me without delay the expenses cheque so that I will be able to at least make ends meet and pay some people whom I borrowed money to effect my journey to Mali.

Cant I be invited to our headquaters in New York when all means are exhausted to get the funds sent to me?

I swear to God Almighty that I have not yet gotten the site of the internet where my photographs was placed but I am making all frantic efforts to get it and send to yoy.
What will stop me to send it to you?
My image is being dented by this photograph being there.

My wife is worried so much about this project and has expended so much money on it without seeing anything.

She is not helping matters again with me financially.
So you can imagine the mess I am into now.

I need your help now to come out these my difficulties and frustrations.
Please help me to get Dr Sk3ll4rd to tell you who told him I am a fraudstar because I sincerely think is the person who put my photograph in the internet.

Waiting to hear from you.
Remain Shagged.
Thanks.


He could only provide a bus ticket priced at 17 US Dollars after conversion and no other receipts, so he'd been told a cheque for 17 dollars would be sent 'soon'. He wasn't happy with that. Greedy bugger. Wink

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
Netherlands Nigeria Ghana South Africa
Sand Timer'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths Sand Timer'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well trained mugu wrote:
We have wasted too much time on this which I am convinced it is no fault of yours.

clapping clapping clapping

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Architect of misfortune - Very Happy Tosser had a very bad week. LMAO. Very Happy Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love this bait. Congratulations!

I think there are possibilities in the lad's suggestion:

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Cant I be invited to our headquaters in New York when all means are exhausted to get the funds sent to me?


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

SlapHappy wrote:
Tosser had a very bad week. LMAO. Very Happy Thumbs up


Remember SH, all members of the brotherhood are 'Tossers', Tosser is not his church-given name. If you joined, for example, you'd become 'Tosser Slaphappy'. He's Tosser Oguguo. Wink

The explanation of the whole 'slappers' and 'Tossers' thing is in this thread from Feb 2006, when Tosser Oguguo was still called Tosser Umaru Usman.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=66560&start=0

He was forced to give his real name during the course of the bait,and he had one hell of a job explaining. It was fun hearing him try Laughing

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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0

"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo

Golden Pith "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)


9x Safari 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
Netherlands Nigeria Ghana South Africa
Sand Timer'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths Sand Timer'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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