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solomongrundy
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If my new lad thinks this half-arsed effort is good enough he's very sadly mistaken. Only five pages of the application form attempted, no pics or drawing, he's typed his 'signature' and to round it off he sent it back to me as a pdf with trial software stamps all over it.

Hence the screenshots:

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For some reason he accompanied it with a ginormous photo of a passport that's quite convincing (or at least it would be if it was signed and if he wasn't ten years younger on it than on his T.W.A.T. application Rolling Eyes ) .

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That said, he's very polite and keen to please so I have high hopes for him...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry, but the organization cannot accept the forms, due to the term 'Foxit' being a horrible curse in TWATdom.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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'Foxit' being a horrible curse in TWATdom.


Excellent, one of the Membership Comittee members will pick that up after teh edjit has filled the form in to my satisfaction...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A bit more prompting and my lad's made a half-decent job of it. I particularly like the pics of him holding the TWAT application form, they probably count as trophies:

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I'm so looking forward to having my very own pyramid...


Edit:
I see in his 'Family' photo his father is wearing a clerical 'dog-collar'.
There will need to be further investigation before Kingsley the younger is instructed to build the pyramid.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice trophies, SG. Very Happy I love the dazed and confused look on his face, and holding the forms in his hand is sweet. Good luck on the pyramid. Very Happy clapping clapping clapping

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quick question, where is this lad from? I'm baiting a lad also named Kingsley who has applied to be a proper TWAT.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic! Happy to see another TWAT. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Sir Scam ALot.
It's is the Accra, Ghana branch of TWAT that I'm setting up.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mine is from Lome, Togo. Let me know if you want to do something like pit them against each other. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe.

I need to find out how keen he is to shovel several cubic meters of topsoil into sacks first Razz

Not very, I suspect...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mine is annoying but working on getting him to ship me a handwritten 6 page document on why he would be a great TWAT as well as his handmade (hopefully paid alot for) banner for our new church.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice trophies.

But damn. You can't accept them.

They've been filled in with blue ink. Surely it was meant to be black?

Slap him and make him do them again.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's something funny. My lad decided he wanted money up front before he shipped me the documents and the banner. I slapped him hard. Around the same time, Rev. Dover gets an email, also from Togo, wanting to join the church. Guess what, both IPs are the same: 41.207.162.3

This lad has been baited before. I sent him to Ghana last year but couldn't prove the safari or abuse he got at the bank. Reverend Dover and my reverend will have a little feud and get my lad's multiple characters to fight each other for the money.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I have my 'Pyramid'...and it's pathetic. It looks more like the binmen are on strike rather then a 'Monument of Faith'.
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I'm not even going to list what's wrong with it. He can just start over.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahaha, that´s hot Laughing now I know how many twats are out there, they are all cherishing the famous church when it´s day to collect the bags. I mean, service day. NOW things make sense...thanks for the insight! Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow... what is that? I'm am so shocked by this horror that I don't even know for sure where to put the emphasis in that sentence...

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@olomongrundy

WTF is that?!?!?!?!?! That is not a monument of faith! That looks like someone threw out the trash. Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've resisted the temptation to slap him back to the Stone Age. After all, he has broken ground on the project and I thought I'd lost him when he went quiet mid-week. Better that he spends more time shoveling sand and less idling in the internet cafe anyway.

I think I'm going to have to insist on progress photos to keep him on the straight-and-narrow church line too. I see he has some white sacks, an all-white facing to the monument would be nice.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, just pathetic. Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is....stunning. Shocked
Every time I think I've seen the stupidest thing a lad can do someone tops it. I've got to develop a more open mind.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It looks like he went to the dump and snapped a picture. The only thing missing are the bears scrounging for garbage.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After a closer examination, I have a theory... I am guessing that he found that photo on the Internet somewhere. Just a hunch.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree with YeahWhatever. The types (and number) of trees, the cared-for lawn... this doesn't look like any picture I've ever seen of Western Africa.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Heh, that was my first thought, so I ran the pic through Tineye and Googled various combinations of 'sandbags', 'pyramids', 'piles of sand' etc but no results. As I wasn't very impressed the 'Menument' pic was labelled 'hip of range sand' I googled that too. No joy either.

Anyway, I've told him to rebuild it properly following the manual with progress photos so I'll report what excuse he comes up with for not wanting to do it.

Cheers,
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps his punishment for sending you such rubbish would be having to build two TWAT monuments!

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