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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:07 am

Okay I am in a ornery mood Twisted Evil

and found this (see below) in my catcher account. No real intro just right into the questions, I don't believe I'll invest much time in this one but I would love to send her/him/it back a bunch of smart ass answers to her questions below.

SO, here the deal. Copy / paste the questions below and reply / post your best smart ass answers and I'll take them and send her/him/it a reply to the questions Twisted Evil

Quote:

I liked your profile and all I read about it was awesome,it will be my pleasure to get to know more about you and I am putting this questions to you......

What do you do for a living?

What do you seek for in a relationship?

What are the basic qualities you seek for in a lady?

What sort of relationship you seek for?

What interests you?

Got kids?

What do you do for fun?

Do you like public intimacy?

Have you ever been married?

If so what's being married like?

How do you treat your lady?

Why do you need a lady?

What is love to you?

Would you hit your lady for any reasons?

I'll hopefully want to know what your consent is about these questions.

I want to get to know you and meet you.

Thanks for the help and enjoy the fun.

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:30 am

You could post a complete copy of "War and Peace" for all they care, this is just an attempt get your return address.

Ignore that, and just reply, how delighted you are to hear from it, and how you feel that there could be a common interest , and then invite it to write to you.

And leave it at that. Don't try being a smart arse until you have established
a connection and there more of less of script, which in the case of a Vlad, May be never. Or you will get dumped.
It's a case of slowly, slowly, softly, softly

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:25 am

Borg is completely right, it makes no difference what your answers are, they wont be read anyway.

I have in the past had some fun with these questions but in reality it is only for my own amusement Wink

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:47 am

Oh dear - those questions come back almost every romance scam. I answered to them once, and saved my aswers in a draft. Everytime I get the questions again, I just send the copy I made earlier. Some questions are different. They don't notice, they don't care. In my younger days I would always reply to 'would you hit...' with the sentence 'Only the nun in highschool that was brave enough to steal my virginity'
They noticed only once, and that developed in such a strange bait where she even felt sorry for the nuns instead of me.

As said, it's a great way to amuse yourself Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:33 pm

I can remember a good while ago, I had some Dolly rattling on about nothing, all the normal questions. every e-mail, had the same old set of questions,
In the end I took time to answer all of them, in great detail,, The next e-mail had the same old list of questions.
So I did a copy & paste of how to service a lawnmowers gearbox and sent that off. we went for about two months, her with her lists and me with the gearbox, which by now had advanced to the front wheels, the drive wheels, and the trainer wheels, In the end she said she wanted to visit,, No doubt
to road test the ride-on Wink

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:37 pm

Thanks weareborg, caligula & Murry, I see the same list over and over again but this one just hit me funny since it was the first email instead of the 2nd or 3rd (which I usally see the list of questions).

I like the idea of service manual copy/paste for some piece of equipment. Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:25 pm

i would certainly have fun with these ones Laughing

Quote:

Do you like public intimacy
Would you hit your lady for any reasons?
Why do you need a lady

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:22 am

Do you like public intimacy
Of course I do, would you have problem with having sex on a packed train

Would you hit your lady for any reasons?
Of course I would, doesn't everybody beat their women

Why do you need a lady,
to have sex on a train and beat her afterwards in public.

I am sure your pet would love you for your answers

Please note that this post is not a reflection of my real answers and beating a woman is never acceptable, any man who hits a woman is a lowlife wimp and worse than a lad, I would never hit a woman Wink

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