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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:12 pm

this is the funniest love scam email i've yet to receive? it's switches back and forth from a man to a woman:

ABOUT ME:
Name: CHARLES SMITH
Age: 31
Height: 5'4" (175 cm)
Weight: 105 lbs (48 kg)
Bust: 40 in (89 cm)
Waist: 23 in (58 cm)
Hips: 33 in (83 cm)
Dress Size: 0-2
Shoe Size: 6
Eye Colour: Hazzle
Hair Colour: Blonde
Hair Length: Above Shoulders
Skin Colour: Medium
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Other: None
Activity Level: Active
Smoking: No
Drinking: No
Marital Status: Single
Children: I have no kids
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Languages I speak: English
Ethnicity: Caucasian/White
Religion: Christian
Grew up in: United Kingdom
Education: sales and maketing
Occupation: Self Employed.
My favorites are;
My favorite cuisines: Barbecue, Chinese/Dim Sum, Deli, Eastern-European, Fast Food/Pizza, French, Greek, Indian, Italian, Japanese/Sushi, Mexican, Seafood, Soul Food, Thai, Vietnamese
My favorite music: Dance/Electronica, Disco, Easy Listening, Pop/Top 40, Rap/Hip Hop, Soul/R&B and Soundtracks.
My favorite physical activities: Basketball, Working Out, Dancing, Swiming and Hiking/Walking.
I am an easy going lady,i like hanging out with friends,going to cinema,dancing,singing and doing new things in life and i am looking for that special ONE.
I would not ve mentioned anything about my Humbleself if i ve no flair for u.u make me remember the Past.The mal happenings that befell me leaving me in the Wilderness, I am a young guy of the ripe age of 31, I was born in UK (Manchester United ),but grew up in Phoenix in the United States.My dad was very fond of me cause i never knew my mom , She died when she delivered me and i ve never known how a mother cared for her child. Sometimes I feel jealous and ridiculed when my friends tell me they went shopping with their Mom , i feel Inferior and Ridculed. I told my dad to marry a young lady , I never knew I invited Illluck to the family.Esther appeared to be the Best Mom in the world before she got married to my dad when we moved to Manchester in the England.Everything went on smoothly with Esther around me as my step mom.Esther changed overnite when my dad secured a contract as a Marine Engineer. Dad had no more time to take me shopping as he was always on shore.Dad promised to give me everything I ever wanted but all this were hindered casue of Esther.She changed because she knew i only would be the Beneficiary to my dads Estates overseas and that she would only get a little percentage of my dads posession.She started cheating on my dad....I felt sad inside of me, I promised to tell dad as soon as he arrived from his trip, but instead i phoned him ..Dad never returned from his trip and not sooner than i could Imagine I got a news from some co workers of dad.Dad had capsized in a Ship, It was so disheartening that nobody could be around me to kiss my pains away, i felt rejected as my Stepmom claimed everything my dad worked for.Few months later I got a news from some men that My dads corpse was in Bristol Nigeria, I arranged to travel to see if it was true.It was indeed true, My stepmom and I left for AFRICA (Nigeria).She left me behind here taking my passport behind, i ve been here since some months and confused.I never knew how it felt to be rejected by everyone but i hope i can find true Love if i follow my heart ..... so if u wish to contact me on my mail box [email protected] ok
CHARLES

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:18 pm

Is someone there too lazy to register on (a few dozens of) dating sites (profiles), knowing he will be kicked out anyway so mass email marketing be the way forward ooooooo?
I wonder how far he will get with this one...not just baiters are bound to tell him to, errr, p1ss off Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:33 am

Now re-read the profile and think about the measurements,, It reads like a
Dwarf, with transgender tendencies. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
One has to be so careful what one writes on here now or someone will chastise me for being naughty

It's got a 23 inch waist, and 40 inch knockers, ask her if she falls over a lot.
and a dress size of 2. As to the question of "other" it's answer is "none'' which is reassuring. then we get this little gem.

Quote:

Dad had capsized in a Ship

Did he also have big knockers.

Could you perhaps post the e-mail headers, Jennifer and if you have a photo that would also be good. Or beg him to send you one. Meanwhile I'll spin him // her // it a story and see what I can find out..

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:49 am

Sure, here are the headers, i deleted my email

From Charles smith Sat Oct 10 20:00:30 2009
X-Apparently-To: ; Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:36 -0700
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
X-YMailISG:
X-Originating-IP: [68.180.197.172]
Authentication-Results: mta125.mail.ac4.yahoo.com from=yahoo.com; domainkeys=pass (ok); from=yahoo.com; dkim=pass (ok)
Received: from 127.0.0.1 (HELO web44815.mail.sp1.yahoo.com) (68.180.197.172)
by mta125.mail.ac4.yahoo.com with SMTP; Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:36 -0700
Received: (qmail 52503 invoked by uid 60001); 10 Oct 2009 20:00:31 -0000
DKIM-Signature: snipped to fix thread blowout -Ima

Received: from [41.184.28.185] by web44815.mail.sp1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:30 PDT
X-Mailer: YahooMailClassic/8.0.5 YahooMailWebService/0.7.361.3
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:30 -0700 (PDT)
From: Charles smith <[email protected]>
Subject: Hello Dear ....... here is my pics and a little about me ...just for u only
To:
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="0-1416308400-1255204830=:51741"
Content-Length: 381031

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:49 am

Sure, here are the headers, i deleted my email

From Charles smith Sat Oct 10 20:00:30 2009
X-Apparently-To: ; Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:36 -0700
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
X-YMailISG: X-Originating-IP: [68.180.197.172]
Authentication-Results: mta125.mail.ac4.yahoo.com from=yahoo.com; domainkeys=pass (ok); from=yahoo.com; dkim=pass (ok)
Received: from 127.0.0.1 (HELO web44815.mail.sp1.yahoo.com) (68.180.197.172)
by mta125.mail.ac4.yahoo.com with SMTP; Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:36 -0700
Received: (qmail 52503 invoked by uid 60001); 10 Oct 2009 20:00:31 -0000
DKIM-Signature: snipped to fix thread blowout -Ima

Received: from [41.184.28.185] by web44815.mail.sp1.yahoo.com via HTTP; Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:30 PDT
X-Mailer: YahooMailClassic/8.0.5 YahooMailWebService/0.7.361.3
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:00:30 -0700 (PDT)
From: Charles smith <[email protected]>
Subject: Hello Dear ....... here is my pics and a little about me ...just for u only
To:
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="0-1416308400-1255204830=:51741"
Content-Length: 381031

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:38 am

Hi Jennifer

Thanks for sharing your new found pet, perhaps someone can work out the gender for you Laughing

From the first header
41.184.28.185 Nigeria*
address: ipNX Nigeria Limted
4, Balarabe Musa Crescent,
Victoria Island,
Lagos, Nigeria.

From the 2nd header
41.184.28.185 Nigeria* same computer, same cafe

A quick tip, when you are posting headers, the is a domain key in there, the domain key has no useful information but because it is a long continuous string of text is causes the page to blow out meaning you need to scroll sidways the view the posts in the thread.

If you remove the domain key or put a break or 2 in it, it will prevent the page from blowing out without stopping us from finding any information.

The lovely Ima has kindly removed the domain keys for you which is why there is no sideways scrolling needed now

As to pets with gender issues, it is common for them to steal poems and love letters written for either a male or female, lads dont check this so you will often have poems sent to you that are obviously wrong, take a look at my signature line for a great example of lad gender confused writing.

If you ever decide to write a poem for a pet, it is always nice to put references in that make it specific to each gender, that way if they decide to steal it for their victims, they will always have something to find that will hopefully tip them off

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:11 am

^^^ He/she/it holds a certain appeal may have to get creative! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:18 am

Hi Jennifer,

Glad you are having some fun with your pet.

Genderily speaking Murry is quite wrong - AGAIN!

There are many genders apart from the very obvious main two.

Consider, neither gender, or another gender, or even non-defined gender.

"Things are never as easy as we wish them". said Hermie F Roadite.

Did I ever mention that I had once seen a bipolar bear?

Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:23 am

Quote:

put references in that make it specific to each gender, that way

Did I metion anything about 2 genders Rolling Eyes

If you were not sick I would ....

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:34 am

Quote:

put references in that make it specific to each gender, that way

Murry - you are quibbling, much as a snuggly bunnie would/should.

The facts are pure and simple, even for a mere male to appreciate.

Women are from Venus - and Men are ALWAYS wrong and at fault.

Whilst I am astride my hobby horse - there is no Sanity Clause either.

Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:34 am

Cathartic Kate wrote:

there is no Sanity Clause either.

Do you also have news of the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunnie,

But getting back to our Drone from the Congo,

As I said a transgender Dwarf, with delusions of a multi-personality disorder, who more then likely works as a consultant "shrink" in a famous drug clinic in the USA.. which all quite normal people go to become modified to handle there paranoia.
And that's the good news Wink

The bad news is I haven't had a reply from the dwarf yet.. Perhaps tomorrow when the moon is full and the dingo's howl, in wait for more babies to eat. Confused

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Hi Jennifer. Very Happy

Thanks for making me laugh.

With that profile there is a little something for everyone.

Borg, what are you talking about? You be naughty? Never.... Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:11 am

^^ Thought I'd try a soft approach, not sure which gender to play. Embarassed

Quote:

I read your profile with tears in my eyes, how could anybody be so cruel to you. Manchester, I have never been there but friends who grew up there say it is a lovely place with all the action!

Please don't feel rejected I am sure we can get to know each other and maybe solve all your problems.

EDIT ungratefull little shite

Quote:

<[email protected]>:
Remote host said: 554 delivery error: dd This user doesn't have a yahoo.com account

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:28 am

devil_woman wrote:

EDIT ungratefull little shite

Quote:

<[email protected]>:
Remote host said: 554 delivery error: dd This user doesn't have a yahoo.com account

[/quote]

Hallo precious one,,

I think you've make the same mistake I made, look at his e-mail address and add an S to Charle-S Not sure if that will work, I'm still waiting for a reply, but it wasn't rejected

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:02 am

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ MISTAKE^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The Collective Wisdom made a MISTAKE?! Rolling Eyes

Are you '1 of 1million' or just the Borg Queen today?

Ta anyway, have sent my words of comfort to Chucky, mayhap one could play all ncie and soft and sympatico???

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:09 am

Quote:

I was born in UK (Manchester United )

Even us girlies know Manchester United is footy club - not place name.

Wink

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