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 10000 Mile Safari! ("JOKE LIKE YOU GO TO HALL")

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Nap Olean
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice. Don't drop him now.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Being a Brit I didn't get the joke
Quote:
energey


On the other hand I am asking is this the longest Safari yet, or has if a bit to go, I do hope so! Nick so impressed even if you don't live in the penthouse.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^not to take anything away from Nick, but search this forum for a certain Chad safari. You might be surprised Very Happy

@Nick

Glad to see you still have him baited. Keep us updated Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

DQ: I suppose I could, hypothetically, turn this into a spelling de-education bait, but I think the lads do a good enough job of that themselves. Very Happy


Slappy: You'll find out in a few moments that Dougie is, most unfortunately, still alive. I think his spirit died, though.


Nap: I don't intend to, even in light of the new circumstances.


devil_woman wrote:
Being a Brit I didn't get the joke

It's an evil imperialist American thing. Wink
devil_woman wrote:
On the other hand I am asking is this the longest Safari yet, or has if a bit to go

AL1VE wrote:
not to take anything away from Nick, but search this forum for a certain Chad safari.

That depends on what you mean by longest. If you're talking about how long he's been stranded, then this is one of the shortest (relatively speaking) of the "grand" safaris. It's even shorter than some of the 200 mile jobs, at a day or two under a month.

On the other hand, if you're talking about how long he's travelled... well, then this still isn't the longest. PsycheDelia_Smith safaried a lad all the way from Nigeria to Thailand (or was it Singapore). In any event, I'm not quite a record holder, but the distance I got out of this one isn't too miniscule either.



But enough about that. Let's get to the lads. This isn't quite the reaction I wanted, but at least I got Dougie to write back to me to confirm his location. Yes, he's back in Malaysia.
Matty wrote:
Hello,J0nh

i thank i told you to give me your phone number right maybe you are playing with me right

Dougie wrote:
J0HN,

i can see that you are playing with us,dont ever write to me again,
is all over


Hmm, what to do, what to do...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And so the story keeps going! Once again, excellent baiting.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Always a pleasure, Craig. Smile


In case anyone's interested, I decided to buy myself some time with the confused-and-borderline-offended move.

Johnny wrote:
What are you talking about? Is this a joke?

I am sorry to say but I really don't find this funny. Please don't stress me out like that.

J0hn

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stress, he has no idea how stressful life can be, Nick you are so gentle with him. Abu Simba is wher he should be.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Those were my words, actually. Wink

I'll do my damndest to get him back to Egypt, but I'm not too certain he'll be in the travelling mood. Matty really seems to have a hard-on for telephone conversations and I'm not sure exactly how I can get past this one. Unless someone is maybe aware of any payphones in Cairo... ... just sayin'.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent job on the Safari, Nick! That is some serious lad pain. Thumbs up Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ He'll never look at Egypt the same way again. By the way, I feel foolish for not trying your oga dolla chop modality while he was still in Cairo. I was really hoping he wouldn't give up so soon. Confused Life goes on.


A few people had been inquiring about the phone calls since this bait began and I had previously respectfully denied these request based upon a variety of factors, not least of which was my own laziness. Now, although I am not abandoning this bait, I cannot help but think that it's in the winter of it's existence. Because of this, I have decided to patch together the phone calls and upload them in memory of this jolly fun trip.

Do take note of two things. Firstly, not all of the phone calls are here. I don't know why, I guess I didn't record all of them or didn't save some of them. It will appear disjointed, you've been warned. On the bright side, they are in chronological order, so with some imagination you might be able to follow them. Secondly, Audacity didn't record my microphone. I don't know why. What this means is that you'll only be hearing the lad speaking, which is all right since I'm more of a listener anyway. There aren't as many empty pockets as you might think.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nick,

Simply.....superb baiting! By his use of certain words, he sounds fairly well educated. The snippet towards the end, when he says he needs a fax so he can print it out to have it in black and white.....do you think it's black and white to him now? Very Happy

Probably so, but I hope not. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Catcher In The Lie says

Quote:
he sounds fairly well educated.


that is more worrying I think, how can we protect victims from falling for his scam?

Nick you'll just have to make him your permanent pet! Laughing

BTW great to hear the calls, even without a tongue twister. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Catcher: I think things got very black and white for him, actually.


DW: Make him my permanent pet? I'm always up for a challenge, and a challenge this will be...


Dougie wrote:
JONH

I DID NO THAT YOU ARE A REAL LIE
THANK GOD ALMIGHT THAT I NO YOU IN TIME THIS IS HOW YOU WILL EAT MY MONEY


A JOKE LIKE YOU GO TO HALL


Matty wrote:
JONH,

i can see you are crazy, you are playing with me right

dont ever reply me again


Dougie wrote:
JONH

I CAN SEE YOU ARE PLAYING WITH ME
PLEASE DONT EVER REPLY ME AGAIN
A SCAN LIKE YOU


I am so tempted to burn him, but that would just be counter-productive.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, they will get over it in time. Great baiting, Nick. A very fine safari!

How about a chop? A newspaper article in a few days.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, but you are a sneaky one. I like that idea very much.

Dougie and Matty have this tendecy to ignore me when they're pissed, so that'll do away with their alibi, at least.


In the meanwhile, I'd replied with this.
Johnny wrote:
What the hell is wrong with you people!? Is this what gets you off? Do you trick people into travelling halfway across the world only to tell them not to contact you again?

Do you know how much money this trip cost me? Do you know how much stress I went through for this? And for what? Only to arrive in Egypt and to get an angry letter!

Why are you doing this? Why?

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-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm speechless with admiration.

I haven't read all the pages yet, but has anyone calculated exactly how much sightseeing tour has cost the laddie?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The price for a one-way ticket was demonstrated on page 3.

The price for the hotel room - assuming he was staying in the same type of room that he booked for me - is on page 5.

As for miscellaneous costs (visas, food, etc), that would be a bit hard to come by.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Suspicious twit.

Matty wrote:
JONH,

i can belive you that you are now in Egypt,if went me to belive you can i have your phone number in Egypt,


Anyone know of any payphones in Cairo?

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-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ can't you just invent one? Or find the local cop shop Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In both cases that would put ITPs in the mix.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
A JOKE LIKE YOU GO TO HALL


I wonder what hall he wants you to go to? The mess hall, Hallmark to buy him a card, the hall that needs to be decked, the Hall of Fame, perhaps?

I think SlapHappy's idea is a great one, as well. Smile

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for pointing out where to find how much this tour is costing the poor lad.

I simply cannot believe what I'm reading. As someone further up said, I get into a rage if I drive 20 minutes and the store doesn't have what I want.

I can't imagine what the lad is feeling over the time and really large sums of money spent with no reward in sight. Although he really should be thanking you, for surely the trip is educational and mind-broadening? What's a few dollars compared to that? He'll go home poorer for sure, but much wiser we hope! Or maybe he'll just kill himself.

This would make a great movie.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Catcher: Maybe it's a riddle.


SO: My estimates place his costs at no less than $6000. I think it's a good run. Incidentally, that would be about 865 284 Naira.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hahahaha... this bait is fantastic

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ ITPs so do telemarketing companies all the time, but I get your point we are above such nasty tricks. My phone dropped into the sea, got trodden on by a horse, got flushed down the loo by my cat. Lateral thinking, could also get a good old fashioned HEX on it by a witchdoctor.

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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria
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