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llamedos
Been There, Done That
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:50 am |
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0gechi Promi$e has been trying to get a WU out of Angu$ - Head of the 0rkney Island$ Independence P4rty
But first he needed to complete a pledge on a form I put together rather quickly.
His first attempt was dire - the form was re-formatted and the (all-important) logo wasn't there.
Not good enough.
So laddo has been promising for the past few weeks to send the form but whining that it was taking over 2 hours to send and would more than likely fail.
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from Ogechi Promise
to Angus MaCready
date Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 2:25 PM
subject : Reply
Dear Angus,
I thank you for your email, since I receive your mail I have been trying to attach the form as I told you but my computer is too slow to attch a document for over 2 hours I have been trying to attach it without successn but I have signed and with the logo as it appears. I will send it when the system improves. |
Typical lad BS, I thought.
But then, today the form arrived in jpg format
All 3.4mb of it
at a res of 3696 x 4608
Far too big to post here and I can't resize it
However, the form is not filled out correctly so laddo will have to do it again... |
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:57 am |
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WOO! Way to go on that form and most definitely for wasting the lad's cafe time. |
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JMRazor
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Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:36 pm |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:37 pm |
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Thanks to Jose Cuervo's resizing skills - I can now show you the form that the lad took soooo long to deliver and still got wrong!
Go on, admit it - you're all so impressed |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:48 pm |
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mr.scissorkick
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Joined: 03 Feb 2009
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:54 pm |
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What are those animals doing to that poor crest? |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:05 pm |
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Be sure to send a blank form back to him in the 3696 x 4608 size. I can make it even bigger if you like. He should just relax and enjoy his extra cafe time while he waits for the download. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:45 pm |
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^^^^^
Excellent idea.... I sent the original as a pdf and he had all kinds of problems opening and scanning it.
He actually suggested I send it as a jpeg |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:46 am |
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OOOOOO, I wonder if I could resize it to twice the original (3696 x 4608) and then convert to a PDF for your lad's form-filling pleasure? |
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internationalchrysis
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:18 am |
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mr.scissorkick wrote: |
What are those animals doing to that poor crest? |
You and I BOTH know what they're doing... And we Australians, we're possibly the only country in the world that EATS the animals on our crest! We're a Klass act we is... |
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