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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:17 pm |
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As wild and chilly weather hits my home town, I've got a rather bad cold. As I'm not feeling well, I'm taking this out on a couple of Lads - one in particular, who got a renamed dll as a bank statement bitmap he'd insisted that Cammy have scanned at a cyber cafe or wherever. He wrote:
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I am on receipt of your mail but the payment slip did not open. do rescan it again and send it as Jpg image. do ask them to scan and save it as jpg image to enable it open. |
Oh dear...
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What the fuck are you on about? The slip looked fine when it arrived! I don't want any more of this bullshit.
Just tell me if the money's in your account or not - you don't need the payment slip for that. Thanx to going out to do your dumb errands in wild weather, right now I'm running a fever, I have a headache like I've been shot between the eyes, and when I sneeze the windows rattle, so I have a very low tolerance for your whingeing right now. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:49 pm |
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No better outlet for cold-angst! I can imagine the lads expression... |
_________________ I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
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I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:57 pm |
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If only we could send them colds. I'm just over what I think might've been the dreaded swine flu. All the symptoms were right. Get well soon. |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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Moose Head
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jul 2009
Posts: 399
Location: Spam Folder
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:06 pm |
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It seems to have gotten cold very quickly all of a sudden here too! and im tired of the rain!!!!!!!
Oh well. Im knee deep is spam to keep my busy
Smith your avatar rocks by the way |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:36 pm |
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I agree with badgerbait. I'm a lot more easy-going with my RL friends and family when I can take out my grumbles on a lad or three.
After that description, he'll probably ask the cafe manager to disinfect the PC he was sitting at. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:14 pm |
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blacksheep
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Aug 2009
Posts: 144
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:46 pm |
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Yastreb, I hope you feel better. I always love reading your rampages to lads! |
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this offer kindly let me know or you fuck out off my mail."-Vivian Catim |
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Ana
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Jul 2009
Posts: 193
Location: In love with a man that works in Nigeria ...
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:35 pm |
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Get well soon, and.. Dont forget to post the "lovely" reply!!
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_________________ Im learning english... please be kind with me
You are a crook and we want no futher communication with you, Rgds ----> Luc4s Mb3k
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:54 pm |
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Yastreb I do hope you feel better soon as well.
I love reading your rants to lads , it made perfect sense to me and Im sure it will to the lad too.
Im glad your feeling better PsycheDelia_Smith. |
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"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:27 am |
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Actually there are forum rules about sending lads viruses.
Hope you get better Yastreb. Give the lads hell until then. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
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I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:10 am |
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Aww... he's all polite now.
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I am on receipt of your mail. It will take three to four days for the money to enter the account and as soon as I confirmed that the money has entered the account, I will inform you.
I am epecting the money to enter the account by tomorrow friday or saturday. |
So Cammy was nice too:
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Suits me! I just want to get better and stop frightening my cat each time I sneeze. Misty isn't normally that jumpy. |
I expect an angry email sometime after Saturday. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:01 pm |
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I've always wondered why lads get so insistent on having sight of the bank deposit slip, as you say you don't need it when you can see the transaction on the account (well you can't because it's not there and never will be!).
I think they have to show to the actual account holder that the deposit was theirs in order to claim their share of it. This may involve several levels of lad and oga along the way.
It surprised me when asem baiting for bank account details how often some bank accounts got repeated by different lads.
It really gets to them when you say "I've paid the money into the private account of Charles Soludo at the Central Bank of Nigeria" even when they're scamming as Chucky himself. |
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pablo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 366
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:46 pm |
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@ N N N I believe there is a lad business leasing bank accounts. When a transfer is made the lad needs to prove that the transfer was his so he can collect his funds less a (substancial) service fee.
This is one of many reasons the lads like WU where they only need to tip the WU agent.
Killing bank accounts impacts lads further up the lad food chain and should be encouraged.
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:05 pm |
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@ pablo
Hadn't heard that but
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less a (substancial) service fee. |
pure poetry |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:10 pm |
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Well, wouldn't you know it? This arrived:
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There was a mistake in that account information which you pay the money into and I just find out this morning when I went to confirmed if the money has entered the account.
Please, go to your bank and aks them to call back the money from that account and retransfer it into the below account information.. |
Alan must have worked his magic. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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pablo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 366
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Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:33 am |
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^^^
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retransfer it into the below account information |
Two piggies
p. |
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:47 am |
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@ Yastreb how many bank accounts are you aiming for from this one lad?
Is it possible that the first account has been 'dollar chopped'? So many angles and all obtuse. |
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I have trying to access the confirmation code but it always stated Errow Anthony Hills Togo
I am pissing out and off my brain seemed shattered of several thoughts and implications this is really taken much time and am afraid. Sgt Allen Nigeria |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:45 am |
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How many accounts? As many as I can get. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:03 am |
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This just sent:
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What in the name of Asgard went wrong? I haven't been able to get to the bank and I won't be for a few days - I have bronchitis pretty badly. Does the old info mean that the money will go to the wrong account, or just go nowhere? |
And I do have bronchitis - not too severely though. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:06 am |
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From another bait, and the Lads seem to be losing patience:
Banker first:
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What is the situation and when do you intend to make the payment?. |
Then the orphan, who knew that Cammy had been ill:
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How are you today and how is your health condition..I am still waiting to hear the outcome of your communication with the bank.. |
They won't like this:
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I don;t know. I went to the bank but while I was tlaking with the bank guy hanldling my trrasanfer Im had a coughing fit that left phlegm and blood oall over his deaskmtop. They fotgt me hole at once and AJ got the doctrtor in. I;'ve got pnuemonia now amd Im feel worse tahn ever. AJ wannted to knewo whnat the Hel I wads foinf atm the bank.
I'lll wrikte nlater wen I/m beeter. |
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I;m verryh sick now with penemmoania I;'m sorry Ill get bnack to youj. |
And from the Orphan today:
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I will be waiting for your quick and fast recovery |
How true... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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