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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:13 am

@ Jasper... I like the idea of doing him a t-shirt, unfortunately I don't have that much time in RL, POOP! Plus he's not written back, I may have to try goad him some more to see if there's any life in this bait left.

I DO like the fact that I've burnt him enough for him to want to drop my characters completely. I think someone's hurting out there, and I'm fucking liking it (Paraphrased: Clint Eastwood, "The Rookie")

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:01 am

I thought Kathrin should weigh in on the subject, after all, SHE'S the jilted one here. While there's no language warning, I do pile it on a bit

Good afternoon Francis,

Sabrina has shown me the emails you sent to her and I must say I am appalled at your behaviour. While in the last few days I did have a good time in The Gambia, the fact that you weren't there to meet me left me hurt and ashamed that I had travelled half way around the world to meet you.

I couldn't believe that you would do this to me, I thought you loved me, but instead you were like every other man I've ever been with and treated me badly. I promised myself this wouldn't happen again and once again I was wrong. "Mr Man" just walked all over me just like last time.

Frank, I thought you were "the one", a man who could be with me forever, a man who could look after me in times of sickness and a man that I could do the same for, a man to share my hopes and dreams with. Instead I just got a regular "Mr Man"! The plane arrives back in Sydney tomorrow and I will do my nest to adjust to my regular life. At least I managed to travel, it's a pity I couldn't travel with the one I loved. I will rest for a few days before contemplating whether to move to Sydney permanently from Goulburn. I must admit, I did like the nightlife Sydney had to offer.

Yours in Poppers,

Kathrin

Have to admit, even though I'm a slightly overweight balding middle aged man, I DO enjoy calling him "Mr Man". Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:09 am

LMAO at the bahhhh means no t-shirt

When I'm done with Kelvin I might send him a pic of a goat with that photochopped in...he would have no clue it is a joke, I'm sure he'd take it that I was calling him a goat or something and I am still saying no to him...

I'm going to have to use the Mr. Man too Wink

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:20 am

@ Ivana. PLEASE feel free to use "Mr Man", I think all of our lads deserve that at least once. Frannypoo's written again (in the typical it's your fault not mine that he specialises in), and I plan to use "mr Man" as often as possible from here on in with him:

You can say whatever you like and its none of my business because you people dont even exist at the first place.I am the one who just did that mistake by suffering and wasting my money going to Gambia to meet the people that are so heartless and not even humans.If you people exist at all then i dont see any reason why you assholes wont come out from where ever fucking area you are to the address i dropped for you in Gambia to meet me knowing quite well that i am also in Gambia just because of you.For your information,even if you people are real then you went to Gambia just because of the so called 5imba S@fari C@mp that dont even exist and not me.I must say that you suppose to be ashamed of yourself because you fucked up.Just tell me how would you be real when i dont even know your phone number and you cant even call me on the phone number i dropped for my contact in Gambia and yet you still have mouth to talk bullshits.Please i dont want anything that will be bothering my life and if you enjoyed in the fake Gambia you went to is none of my business but all i know is that you are fake and dont even exist.If you like you can go to the fake Gambia again one hundred times as your wise pussycat said then i dont give a damn because you are fake and dont even exist at all.

It's time for the ditz to "grow a set"

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:47 am

It seems I HAVE burnt the man QUITE BADLY!!! Twisted Evil

Frannypoo finally admits to Sabrina (Bold bits are mine):

I dont even like seeing your mail in my box again. Which of COURSE means I HAVE to keep writing Please just mind your business because i dont deal with fake and dubious people like you and your aunt. And your scamming self perhaps??? Just a thought I want to concentrate on what i am doing here whether you are rich or billionaire is none of my business because i keep on saying it that you people are fake and dont even exist at the first place.You people can go to the fake Gambia one hundred times,i dont give a damn because you are a motherfucker Frank, SUCH language .Please you fake people can put interest on the fake people you got at the fake Gambia you went to then let me be to live my life in a peaceful way.I am not into playing games rather i am for real and will be so forever whether you like it or not.I am not a millionaire but i am contempted with the little my God is providing for me here so you can see now that we are not matched and i think it is better for you people to go and look for your fellow millionaires or billionaires.Thanks for your understanding.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:05 am

Kathrin decides that piling it on thick is the way to go. I know he's just being slack with the subject header "Hello my love", but I couldn't resist throwing it in his face. I've also started calling him Francis, let's see if he knows that's his formal title, or if he thinks it's Sabrina still abusing him, thus setting him up for even more slappage:

Francis,

How dare you use fowl language like that at me! I know Sabrina uses a lot of swearing but I am not Sabrina nor am 19 years of age. I am a 42 year old woman and deserve to be treated with respect and dignity Mr Man, not a plethora of fowl language which I simply will not tolerate.

And yet use say "hello my love" in the subject heading. How can you say you love me when use such abusive language at me and accuse me of all sorts of horrible things. I cannot seem to find the perfect man for me, I thought I had found true love with you Francis and instead I found yet another plain old ordinary man who abuses the power & privileges we women give them.

I do not understand. You keep saying I am not real. As Sabrina points out, if I am not real how am I writing to you? How is it you feel the need to abuse me, when as Sabrina points out it is you who missed the shuttle bus. Sabrina tried that number in Gambia several times, I was even there for one of the attempts. It didn't even give us an engaged signal. There was nothing. She emailed you several times asking you to get in touch with the camp's owners and yet you chose to do nothing at all, and then accuse of us of leading you on. Perhaps now that we are back in Australia, you should email the camp's owners and see what they have to say about Sabrina and myself, without us under there to influence him in any way.

Mr Man, if we are to continue this relationship, then I feel we should start again from the beginning. I was badly hurt by you, but I want to believe in the inherit goodness you seemed to display when we first met. I want so much for you to be real, I want so much for Sabrina to be wrong about you, I wanted so much to be finally able to believe in true love.

When I realised you had stood me up after travelling half way around the world to meet you, I cried for so long. Sabrina walked the kilometre and a half to the offices (more than once I might add) to contact you, because I couldn't face the thought of you not being there for me like I had been for you.

The floating lodges are supposed to be away from everything to give you the best chance of really getting away from it all. So there are none of the trappings of Western life, such as loud traffic, horrible noises such as cars, trucks and planes. there are also no phones, no Internet, no mobile phones in any of the lodges, just a single phone and two computers (for staff I might add) in the offices a kilometre and a half away. It was so tranquil, the birds singing in the trees, the sun shining (though I hear it might be raining again soon), it was just so relaxing the only thing that could've made it any better was you by my side, but that simply wasn't to be.

Oh Francis, I hope we can sort this out, I really do want to share my life with you, maybe here in Sydney (we arrived back here at Charles Kingford Smith Airport a few hours ago, I am exhausted but happy to be back home to be honest with you), starting again from scratch.

Francis, please at least consider what I've said.

Yours in poppers,

k.

"Sie sind ein Lügner, Sie Stück Scheiße"

Kathrin

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:29 am

Lad has a way (Unfortunately like my RL Boss) of twisting everything you say so it's YOUR fault if something goes wrong. I figure what the hell!!! Turnabout is fair play. I send Franny this:

Frannypoo,

Now that I even think on it, did you ever tell me what it is you ACTUALLY DO over there in Senegal??? I know you told Kathrin you're a businessman, but what do you actually DO? Give us the Goss Franny, if you don't deal with fake or dubious people then you're sure as shit not working in Corporate reality. What IS it you do for a job that allows you not to deal with other businessmen, nearly all of whom are undoubtedly as dubious as you claim I am. The just the nature of Business in the 21st century.

I have to admit, you're new found fiestyness is intriguing me. I've only seen this side of you a few times and I have to admit I like it a lot. Do your nostrils flare when you get angry??? That'd be so HOT! C'mon Frannypoo, show me what you've got apart from I don't wanna hear from you again... You know Franny, you keep saying we're fake and that we should prove ourselves to you. Well FUCK YOU! Why don't you prove that YOU'RE not fake. I sent you photos of our travels and what did you send us? The same fucking crap photo about a thousand times! Get a grip Frank, I'M not the one who's fake YOU ARE!!! If you're a businessman why don't you send me a photo of yourself in your business clothes. Seems simple enough but I bet you can't do it, can you Franny? I sent you a photo of myself, a couple of photos of myself at the camp, and fuck it even a photo of my boyfriend (did I mention we split up by the way?). You just keep sending the same old crappy pic, despite the claim you had a fantastic camera. Well boy take a pic and PROVE YOU'RE not fake! And at the same time, prove to me you have more than ONE set of clothes...

Go on Frank, hit me with your best shot

Sabrina.

One set of clothes... OUCH! That's GOTTA hurt! Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

Well, yesterday he called me maybe 4 or 5 times? I never answered. I haven't emailed him in a little while, either. He emailed me last on Sept. 16. I'm not sure what I'd like to do with him. He's been pressuring me (or umm...trying to rather?) To go see him, and put the insurance stuff on hold from my father's death. He said something about if I really love him and want to be with him, then I could take a week or two and go see him and we can come back after and I can deal with it then. He doesn't want to wait anymore. (before he told me he would wait as long as it took for me to get everything in order. And we all know how awful it can be dealing with insurance companies! Looks like something has made him become impatient..... Shocked

)

He told me several times he has a cosmetics shop. That is his business. Let's see what he tells you he does! (I'm not so sure he would want to tell you that is his business? Might be afraid of what else you would say to him!) A photo of him in his business clothes.....perhaps that would be in what he was wearing in the pic, sitting in some internet cafe?

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:05 am

Throw the fact that he SAID he'd wait in his face! In fact why not go the whole hog and claim that someone (a lawyer), is now saying the claim is fraudulent and that you needed that money for the journey to senegal. Until you get the claim settled you' re not allowed to leave as you're a material witness in a federal police fraud investigation

Just a thought

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:16 pm

Of course, it will take a full explanation from him as to why he stood you up with an appropriate apology (groveling) that will take a little bit for you to give...before you even consider taking him back...

And take him back timidly - make him become romantic again & start from square one...long chats, etc.

Then mention the inheritance and some issue arising from it - so you can't travel until this is settled...maybe an unknown person claiming to be an ex wife (who has an old will)...she read the obituary and hired a lawyer that had been trying to reach you while you were gone...you're certain the will must be fake but she is producing marriage and divorce papers...so you aren't sure what is going on...

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:24 pm

@ Jasper

COY, can you do that? Vague, female, dipsey and maybe HINT at a windfall. When it comes to travelling, a man cums to his woman? Embarassed

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:47 pm

@ Devil woman:

Hell, it WORKED for me Smile

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:51 pm

@ internationalchrysis

Yea and how!! Just keep it going, it is such fun!! and I could use that just now RL is tricky and sad.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:02 pm

@ Devil Woman: If it's ANY consolation, RL is just CRAP for me right now as well Crying or Very sad

This guy I will happily milk until the end of time Smile

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:30 am

It seems that there may be life in this bait yet! Mr Man has written, tried for slappage and DEMANDED I send him money via good ol' WU:

How are you?I hope that you are fine.I got your mail and heard all you said.Kathrin,you said that you are not 19 years but still you allowed a small girl of that age to used you.If i may ask,does it mean that you dont have private life,i mean as a matured lady of your age that you dont know about your sexual life that you will allow a teenager to be detecting things about your private life even if Sabrina is your niece.I mean its so embarrassing for a lady like you to engage herself in sometime like that with a small girl like that.Maybe it is what Nick saw that made him to left you for another woman because no man i mean no man will tolerate that nonsense from Sabrina and still be with you.Kathrin you have to check your life and dont allow Sabrina to ruin your life because that is not the way forward.Sometimes i will be wondering if your age is really up to 42 years (Actually, in RL I'm 46, but meh) because if it is i dont see the reason why you will allow a small girl like Sabrina to be pooping into your sexual and private life.Kathrin,as for what you said about sorting things out between us then i want to let you know that i dont have problem with that because i still love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you so that together we will have our own kids and family but first of all i want you to send to me half of the money i wasted in Gambia(450 dollars)because i took the money from my business and it is affecting my business now.I need it to put it back into my business then will be waiting for the day you will come again.Kathrin,i want you to know that it is not by force but that is what i need now then you know that we have sorted everything out and we will start again but if you cannot be able to do it for me then you can try another man that can love you more than as i do because i cannot just waste my business money just like that.If you are ready to send the money,we will start again and you can send it through Western Union Money Transfer with this
Frannypoo (real name supplied)
Dakar Senegal.

Kathrin if you really need me and want to spend the rest of your life with me over there in Sidney Australia as you said then you have to send that money or you try else where and i know that you can get that mr perfect that will give you what you need that i cannot.I will like to stop here and looking forward to hear from you soon.Thanks and please take good care of yourself.
Frank

It seems I get to use the fake woo you forms TWICE! Smile

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:01 am

Kathrin writes back. She's not happy at Mr Man's attempt to blackmail her, but doesn't rule out entirely the idea of WU:

Francis,

I was very pleased to hear from you but I do not understand what you mean. Sabrina has done many things in her life but she has never used me. We tell each other everything that happens in our lives, even when she and Ivan split up. We are more like sisters than Aunt and niece, and something that I love having in my life. We recently had a party with her friends here in the hotel, and I met all of her friends. They are wonderful people, and my they were certainly computer literate, even more so than Sabrina. My galpals loved them also and we all had a wonderful time, despite our age differences. We all got along as equals Francis, as people. Regardless of age, which is just a number after all. It's what is in your heart that counts.

As for the insinuation that Nick left me because of Sabrina, that is hurtful and I will not tolerate it, Mr Man. Nick left me because he was gay, and found a 19 year man to live with, not another woman. I have told you this many times, yet you choose to ignore me. If you cannot even remember the most basic facts about me then obviously we have no future together. Before he left me Sabrina only visited rarely in fact, mostly to see how her mother was doing in the local hospital. It is since the separation that Sabrina and I have become close.

In fact we have so close because of the trip to Africa that we have recently decided to share a beautiful condo together and have put down a deposit on a beautiful two room Apartment in Homebush Bay. It is right on the waterfront on Sydney Harbour and I've attached a photo Sabrina took with her iPhone. The area was originally built for the Sydney 2000 olympics, but now is being converted into housing amongst other things and I fell in love with the apartment as soon as I saw it.

I will have to think about your demand for money Francis. To be honest you were the one who missed the shuttle, twice. I think what you are demanding is blackmail to be blunt with you, and again, if we are to have an open an happy relationship then blackmail is not the way to go.
Sabrina in fact thinks I should be demanding half of my fare from you, which would be $9,000. But she also remembered she paid for the ticket, so she might speak to you about that herself. You will however have to explain what this "Western Onion" thing is. I've have spent the last five years in Yalbraith, where there is nothing at all, not even a post office. Before that I was in Germany, where this "Western Onion" may have had a different name such as "Geldüberweisung des westlichen Anschlußes". But I could be wrong. Maybe I should ask Sabrina about this "Western Union" since she grew up here in Sydney, what do you think?

I want to work this out Francis, but I will not tolerate your current attitude. I am looking for a gentleman, as I've said before, because men that I've been with before have treated me so badly. And so far, they've all had the attitude you are now displaying. And once again Francis, I deserve better treatment than that all women do.

Yours in poppers,

Kathrin

I attach this pic of a apartment block I found online. There actually ARE apartments for sale in it:

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:19 am

I like to be totally compliant when it comes to money - I have no clue how to send any - what should I expect...and then it doesn't work that way ...
They have brochures explaining the new laws enacted for homeland security so WU and MG switched to the same security company since they are the best - then drop the m7cn s3cur3 on them...keep an eye on the expiration date, which is like 48 hours -- so if they only do it half heartedly they'll get a message that their time was up....

that requires YOU to go back into town, deal with them getting your money out, going through another lecture about sending money to nigeria, then sending it...of course it's the same secure method...

WU said it takes a person of average intelligence to figure it out in 1/2 hour or so...when my sister sent me one it took 45 mins, but felt it was very secure...

After about the 5th or 6th time of them trying it they'll never want to see WU again Twisted Evil

so now you can't send them wu or mg...they can't take a bank wire, they won't take a bank check ... neither of you should consider sending cash - theives and all ...

If you do send cash it'll take about 15 days to get there (mon - sat days) and you can either tear the envelope open prior to shipping or never sen d it & point out a flaw in the address which made it come back to you...of course the money is gone whoever gets ir...

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:20 am

And Sabrina dangles THIS carrot in front of him, under the subject heading of "fran fran frank, let's get this sorted". Slightly less language warning than usual, but you know the drill:

Well, Frannypoo,

You've REALLY pissed off Kathrin, you can tell because she's using the formal version of Frank. I myself use whatever the hell I feel like when it comes to dealing with you. I know you don't like me, let alone me writing to you, but I've grown to like your tirades, believe it or not I miss them! {Again, one of the few TRUE things I've told him in the entire bait)

So let me explain this again to you. I live with Kathrin, I'm her flesh and blood! Don't you share things with YOUR brother??? Of COURSE you do! So Kathrin and I share all sorts of things, especially girly things. And she got on really well with my friends recently and she really came out of her shell in Gambia, she's a much happier person than with she was with that fucktard Nick. I've SEEN his new boyfriend (I haven't told Kathrin yet but Nick's already broken up with the 19 year old. The new guy's CLEARLY in his thirties somewhere, and FUCK, he's ugly), he's a dickless wonder who's definitely sponging of off Nick. I hope the sex for them is good, 'cos there's NOTHING ELSE going on in that relationship.

But Kathrin's still fragile, after all she's been hurt so many times before, you have to treat her like a Princess, a Goddess even. Better than you'd treat yourself in fact.

And I'll let you in on a not so secret secret. Kathrin showed me the email where you demanded cash of her. Let's be frank here... She's right Francesca, that's blackmail! And that's NOT the way to go about rekindling a relationship. But tell you what, since I had SUCH a good time in Gambia and to show there's NO hard feelings, I'll go to Western Union instead, there's PLENTY in the CBD which isn't all that far away. $450 isn't gonna kill me, and I'll scan and email you the receipt in the next few days. That way you can concentrate on rebuilding the relationship.

What's the details again???

--
Sabrina the sexy ^_^
You KNOW you want me!

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:05 am

of course katherne isn't going to know about any promises of money ... she can polity explain that the money has gone into frozen accounts and you're going to have to go to work until the mess is cleaned up...

let sabrina be the one who leads him on & makes him chase teh dollar - that way when it doesn't work katherine will be shocked at how both of them acted...and sabrina could have been honestly trying or up to her pranks again...

If I were katherine I'd give him lots of mild slaps (she seems more timid) about why SHE should pay for his mess up with him given so many opportunities...

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

I've been wondering when he was going to ask for money. I can't wait to hear him cry about this next! Twisted Evil

I have to admit, getting him to safari before a request for money is very impressive!

I noticed he had nothing to say about comparing his goats to women... Shocked

...I guess he knows you're right!

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:23 pm

After the fake WU form I have an idea I'm toying with to keep this alive, which would involve a third character. Fortunately, my voices and I think it's do-able Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:20 am

Seems the Wedding's back on. Frank sends this to Kathrin:

How are you today?I hope that you are fine.I got your mail and must say that i am happy to read back from you.Kathrin i must say that i am very sorry about what i said to you about Nick because i never knew that he is a gay.You know i kept wondering whenever you wrote to me about him and you will be saying his boyfriend,so i thought you were making mistake by saying that but i never know that he is gay not until now that you said it open.My love if Nick is gay then you dont have anything to do with him and its good that you knew that so that you will not be wasting your precious time with him.Kathrin all i want you to know now is that i am not and will not be like the men you meet in the past,so if you are seeing me like them then you know that you are making a big mistake.I want you to know that i love you with my whole heart and also very ready to live with you for the rest of my life so that together we will have our own kids and family.My love i want you to understand me about the money i mentioned and not that i am trying to blackmail you.You know that i am a businessman and any expenses i am doing is from that the same business which if not carefully taken then will result to the down fall of that business.I spent more than that in Gambia but i just asked for that so that it will not be much on me.Please my love try to reason with me.I will like to stop here and looking forward to hear from you soon but i want you to always bear one thing in heart that i love you with my whole heart and very ready to live with you for the rest of my life so that together we will have own own kids and family.I love you and please take very good care of yourself for me only.
Your Husband
Frank

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:22 am

And THIS to Sabrina. If only he knew that the photo of "kathrin" is really a transexual performance artist (hey, a gal's gotta eat, even if they ARE dead):

How are you today?I hope that you are fine.I got your mail and must say that you cares for me and your aunt.I must apologise for using any ill word against you and please just forgive me.Its just because i am very upset because since i went to that Gambia and didnt meet with you people then came back just like that i dont know myself again.I dont even know that Nick is gay,so Kathrin dont have anything to do with him and its also good that you people knew in time.Sabrina the money i asked from your aunt is not that i am trying to blackmail her or any other thing bad but just to put it back in my business and meet up as i supposed to be because you know that the money i used in that my traveeling to Gambia came from my business and since i am back it is affecting my business and that is why i need that help so that i will buckle up in my business then will be waiting for next you people will come.Please Sabrina i just want you to know that i didnt hate you as you said but its just that sometimes you will get me upset and thats why you are seeing it that way but i want you to know that it si not like that because i and your aunt cant do without you.Please Sabrina i want you to know that i love your aunt with my whole heart and also very ready to settle down with her for the rest of my life so that together we will have our own kids and family.I want you to know that my relationship with your aunt is still solid and strong because we are still wife and husband and anytime,anyday she is ready to come and take me with her to wherever we will live to start our life,have our kids and family then i am ready waiting for her.Please Sabrina i dont want you to see me as the same the people that broke your aunts heart in the past because i mean well for her and you people can count on me anytime,anyday and i will never fell you.Sabrina i want you to know that i am not joking or playing games when i said that i am real.I knew what i want in a woman and i found it in your aunt and thats why i want to settle down with her for the rest of my life.Please i will like to stop here now and looking forward to hear from you soon.Please take very good care of yourself.
Frank

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:06 am

LMAO !!!

So nice to read Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:59 am

I think he believes in you 'two' and is totally lost in his fantasy. Brilliant.

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