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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:36 am

Ghost wrote:

Do any of you have sound? I don't.

The only sound I have is this:

Quote:

Go on you fucker!!!
Go on, pull that club in him.
Hit him with something!!!
Stop fighting with your fists you dumb bastard.
Hit him again.
Go on!!!
Use a weapon.
You got him. He's low on health!!!
What the fuck? Where did he get that hammer from?
You useless prick!!!
Ah fuck it.

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:44 am

I think I just bumped Forker up to level 8 (just by joining and kicking some ass)

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:48 am

@slightly - Okay and yes I know. My male brute has a stick, a spear, and an ax yet some girl was whacking on him with a big drumstick looking club and all he would do was hit her with his fists. Then when he was almost dead he pulled out his stick which was his smallest weapon. He knocked the club out of her hand then backed up and threw the stick at her. Then she pulled out her stick and it was over. What a dummy.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2009 Posts: 166

My brute just got his ass kicked by a bear. A bear! They should give you some kind of warning before you go picking a fight with someone who has a bear.

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:27 pm

^ there are dogs too. One slice of an ax will get rid of them, but by then you may already have lost too much health to win the fight.

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:03 pm

Forker is advancing nicely. Still getting his ass kicked two out of evert three times Sad

nevertheless hi is now up to level 8 with 56 pupils.
Level 10 here we come.......

Status
Victories: 15
Pupils: 56
Level: 8

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:31 pm

Use this Rover and you might win 3 out of 3 and progress quicker.

http://www.mybrutecheats.com/opponentmatcher/

In fact if everyone uses it Rover will progress even quicker because our brutes will progress quicker and so on, etc, ad infinitum.......

Failing that everyone pick on SOOI. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:19 am

Oh Jesus.

Even with the cheat my beast still managed to lose.

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:37 am

My brute is cursed. Now I wonder if I should not have named him "Fam0h."

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:52 pm

I have not tried the cheat yet. But in the mean time Forker is progressing real slow.

Status (July 31st)
Victories: 17
Pupils: 66
Level: 8

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:01 am

^^ "Real slow"?
I'm lvl5 and all I've got to fight with is a stick. Everyone I come up against has an arsenal of weapons at their disposal but not me.
Even if I pull the stick out (which I rarely do), one good swipe around the head from an opponent, I drop the bastard and have to fight the rest of the match with my puny fists.

The only benefit I can see with my character is that I'm endowed with lots of health. All that bastard well means though is that it just takes longer for me to lose each match.

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:34 am

My 1st brute is Level 6 with 25 victories. Thats because I use the cheats to pick easier wins. 2 points a time speeds up the progress.

Who is BootstheMonkey? Thought I'd have a go.
Clicky to see my VICTORY

My apologies to you.

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:50 am

^^ you took that guy to school Very Happy

I just lost 2 out of 3 fights again Crying or Very sad

Someone beat me up from a distance by throwing ninja stars at me Laughing

Here, you can replay all the insult and humility

http://reignagain.mybrute.com/fight/570669902

BootstheMonkey is probably Dora (don't you watch nicktoons) and how do you cheat? I need all the help I can get.

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:54 am

HitchHiker wrote:

Who is BootstheMonkey?

Who cares? Why bother with the identity of non-entities? Just give them a hiding and be done with it.

Looks like there's one brute that I may be able to beat the crap out of.
When Slightlyoutofit has had a rest, he's gonna give that loser a good kicking.

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:42 am

Herpes was all over Rover like a rash.

http://herpes.mybrute.com/fight/571001335

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:33 pm

The opponent chooser works quite well..

3 victories in a row.

Status (Aug 1st)
Victories: 20
Pupils: 66
Level: 8

Geez Herpez kicked my ass there.

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:27 pm

Let's see, everyone kicked my ass while I was gone. Hmmmmm. Shocked

Yep, BootsTheMonkey is me. Level 4 and 10 victories.
And DeigoTheAnimal. Level 4 with 9 victories.
And DoraTheTerrible just went to Level 5 with 10 victories AND I just got BRUTE STRENGTH! So stop picking on me! Razz

And crazy-ass squirrel, you still won't be able to beat me. Laughing

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:34 pm

now everyone, this is how you fight a brute with a bear Smile

http://shadowedmirage.mybrute.com/fight/570888853

ShadowedMirage
Level 6
Victories 25

Cool

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:35 pm

So, the advice to Rover appears to be

"never take a stick to an axe fight"

Laughing

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:48 pm

No shit Shurlock. I was fighting some dude yesterday he was close to death I was fairly full. He hauled out what looked like a frikken lightnig rod anf fried my ass in two moves. Twisted Evil

Tomorrow is another day.

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:51 pm

This is how you kick squirrel ass! Twisted Evil

http://bootsthemonkey.mybrute.com/fight/582825391

http://deigotheanimal.mybrute.com/fight/582910289

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:45 pm

^^ What did you expect? All I've got is that gay little stick.
And even then you'll notice it took me half an hour to pull the bastard thing out and then what did I do? Yes, that's right. I threw the fucking thing away.
You'll also notice that I didn't even bother using my superpower in the second match. Just wtf is the point in having a superpower if you don't use the goddam thing?

I have come to the conclusion that my brute is severely retarded. A total cock-wallet.
All I can do is keep plugging away, hoping that when I level up he'll get a machine gun one day. Honestly. There has to be a reason why he's so shit now.

Oh btw.

http://deigotheanimal.mybrute.com/fight/571956992

Dog-felcher is also me.
Die.

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:49 pm

Slightlyoutofit wrote:

There has to be a reason why he's so shit now.

Besides the fact that he is you?

ETA: I let you have that one. ^^^

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:50 pm

^^ See my edit, smart-arse.

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:52 pm

See mine.

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