Too good for surplus - UPDATE: Potential massbait

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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:21 pm

Sanco Engineering Company Limited Accra Ghana,

Dear Customer,

We wish to establish a mutual relationship\business with you , should in
case you are in need of any of the below items on the attachment please view attachment and see if any of these above mentioned services . We reder of any our services to banks, financial security company etc, Our procedure is Payment after Services, but you will have to provide us with the needed materials to do the a successful job. Email:
mb4693 "at" gmail "dot" com

Thanks'
Engineer, ,

attached was this

I've asked him to quote on a trunk box booby trapped with five pounds of RDX Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:49 pm

What? Only 5? Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:58 pm

Just in time! I was looking to hire an incubatator. Twisted Evil

So many possibilities here!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

"Badmus Johnbull"? How original!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:32 pm

Speaking of defusing bombs...will anyone bait this lad as McGuyver, tied up in an abandoned warehouse, with one about to go off, blowing off his girlfriend's head where the bomb is attached?? I hope somebody does. Very Happy

Hellish Taskmaster Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Posts: 537

^ Sure, that sounds like it'll be fun.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:31 pm

Damn, all I had was "my dog crapped on my wad o cash, can you clean it up" Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

So this is what it feels like to be a kid in a sweetshop Cool

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:47 pm

OH....MY.....GOD! Is this lad for real? That has so many comic attributes and possibilities, I don't think it's even possible to list them all.

So who's gonna be MaGuyver? Can I be the girlfriend? Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:00 am

I think he's had some de-education.

Quote:

Base on your email . S@ndra Becum .

Thank you for your quick response to our perusal as we are glad to hear from you. May I make an inquiry concerning on which type of consignment you have with you Weather black Consignment Or stamp Consignment Downloading Powder to Finish A Work .

We have this entire volatile chemical in our laboratory that we can ship or send by air to you? Please kindly specify the services you need from us as will are %100 ready to work with you.

Please reconfirm the services you need from us from the above information and get back to us as soon as passable with a copy of ID card and personal telephone number.

1. DEFUSING OF BOMB CONSINGMENT.

2. CLEANING OF DEFACED CURRENCIES.

3. CUTTING OF TRUNK BOXES.

4. HIRING OF DRYERS AND INCUBATAT0RS INFLAMABLE INDUSTRIAL CHEMICALS.

5. DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

This is of utmost importance to us and I will not entertain your requirement until you address this major concern.

I await your response.

Sincerely,
Sanco Engineering Co Ltd.
Badmus J0hnbu
+233xxxxxxxxx

And his gmail id is that of [He Who Must Not Be Named]. This almost too good to be true...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:46 am

Quote:

5. DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!

This might be Wayne's drug-dealer lad from the radioshow of about a month or two ago! Very Happy

@Cachuma - You would make a great girlfriend for McGuyver. They were all so damn hot. Wink

I have a friend in town this week, so I won't be able to play McGuyver as I won't be online that much. But if this is Wayne's druglad, he is a total idiot and would definitely fall for something like that.

I smell a mega mass-bait coming on this lad. Good luck to all of you! Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

I received this format as well Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:30 pm

Slaphappy wrote:

I smell a mega mass-bait coming on this lad.

Does anyone want to be a passenger on my cruise ship? The captain doesn't know it yet, but he accidentally cc:ed this to all his passengers' cell phones.

Quote:

Dear Engr B@dmus:

I saw your message and I do not have much time. I am the Captain of cruise ship SS Carnival Envy. We have been taken by pirates in the Caribbean. They have come aboard with a box of bombs and may also be spreading chemicals about the boat. We have over 800 passengers on board and I fear for their safety. We need your methods to defuse the explosives right away. We are on a "secret" cruise because the passengers are all quite wealthy. Respond quickly. Over and out.

Regards
Capt. Bruce H@ndey
SS Carnival Envy

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:49 pm

Hahahahaa, I am in! This guy sounds too good to be true.

Lets get him off gmail so we can check his IP. He probably is in Ghana, but it would be nice to confirm.

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:53 pm

Bo, mention that your friend [email protected] is your lover, friend, valet, butler, and send my email to him. I will go along with whatever preposterous story you come up with!

One Love.

Remain bless.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:44 pm

Doc, you and Bohigal would make a very fine couple. Smile

If you want to compare phone numbers, get ahold of wayne over at romancescam.com. I can't remember what it is, offhand, but he keeps great records. Wink

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:47 pm

^Thank you SH, I will contact Wayne.

@Doctor: I have always wanted to be raphael's lover. Razz

One advantage of being on a drifting cruise ship is: No WU on this boat.

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:51 pm

bohigal wrote:

One advantage of being on a drifting cruise ship is: No WU on this boat.

just don't ask to many questions, because as one of my lads always says... "too much question can sink a ship in the sea" Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:09 pm

Well, if you are going to be Ralph's lover, maybe you should change your name, Captain "Bruce!" Or is this not your "normal relationship?"
Not that there is anything wrong with that...
Smile

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:44 pm

At sea for months at a time, a ship's captain and his steward can get pretty cozy Wink

Edit: Cripes, answer one email from this guy and your box gets spammed by multiple Ghanaian characters. Their starter kits are all pretty incompetent.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:45 am

Well I finally got his stock reply but he seems to have changed his name to "He who shall not be named" (no not Gomer, the other one)

Anyone else seeing that?

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