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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:33 pm

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Time will tell
Age: 55
I am a: Man
Location: Miami-Dade, FL, US
Birthday: 23.01.1954
Looking for: Woman
Relationship: Woman
Language: English

About me

am a loving & caring gentle man, with a very nice heart. I am full of life, & i love everything in life. I am a very optimistic gentle man & i have a positive outlook on life. I love to laugh, & be happy at all times. I also like to make others around me laugh & be happy. I am a hard working man. I love traveling all over the world, as i like to learn more about people & their cultures. I am a very educated man, who has a lot of knowledge, wisdom & understanding. I am ready to try anything once, if its good, i will do it again. I think am ok in life, but no woman. Therefore, i am looking for a woman, who wants to be loved 100%, & in return he will love me 100%.= am serious ,loving ,caring humble ,faithful ,honest and very easy going person.no scams, If you feel, that we have somethings in common then i would love to hear from you and thanks .Take care and have a nice day.and hope to hear from u soon.

I was also going through your profile today which I personally find interesting and charming and decided to drop you few lines just to say hi,I am looking for a serious relationship in a woman of your kind who understands the need to love and be loved. I have taken time to see the age range and it is really within my choice of age range and I have no problems with that. Celine Dion says that love does not ask why but never explain, i love that. I sincerely find you and what I have read so far from your profile is very interesting and i will like to get to know you more and even chat with you.Like to know if you have g mail?Take care of your self and have a good day.

Hello dear nice to hear back from you .I'm looking for a serious relationship in a woman, I'm looking for a woman who can give and accept physical as well as mental love. I'm searching for a unique relation based on honesty, friendship, equality, respect. I'm looking for woman who will love me but also herself. I don't mean someone who is selfish, but I think that people who don't love their self aren't able to loves others. I'm looking for someone who can laugh and cry, someone to laugh with and to comfort. I'm looking for an intense relationship with pain and happiness. Someone to LIVE my life with....this is my adders it's.... [email protected] hope to hear from you over there so we can get to know each other the more as i love to.

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From Tock Williams Sun Jul 5 16:52:26 2009
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Hello XXX how is your day going today? It’s me soke Tock from 4ppl and you gave me your adders and just won't to be sure if it is the right one so i can tell you more about me here. take care and hope to hear from you soon .Bye for now

Fair enough but one IM with some hilarious content, he thinks I am a Ghana Man.

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:38 pm

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Him: hello
Me: H there youi werre so quick
Him: yas and am happy to see you herenow
Him: how are you doing today?
Me: glad yo feel like that have not had a good year so far
Me: now things are looking up
Me: HELLLO
Him: ok i see what you mean
Me: how you doing?
Him: fine thank you
Him: and as we are here now i will love to tellyou more about me now
Me: please do I'd jsut love to know all about you
Him: am Tock Williams and I was born in September 25, 1954 (1954-9-25) (age 55) am the current Colonel of the Army in the United States .
Him: I was sworn in as the 13th Colonel of the Army on January 15, 2004. I Tock William had held a variety of leadership positions throughout my career ranging from Cavalry Scout to Colonel and Command Sergeant
Me: so Tock what is your satra sign?
Me: star sign is what I meant?
Him: sign not really undersatnd you now
Me: well Iguess you are no Virgin
Him: what do you mean
Me: sorry I am a astrology freak
Him: ok i see what you mean
Him: September
Him: you know that by know
Me: Colonel Williams is sorta sexy
Me: have always like colonels
Him: really are you sure
Me: yes my last fella was a colonel
Me: can you tell me about your name 'Tock'
Him: ok and what happen
Me: he got killed in Iraq
Him: when was that
Me: I was very sad
Me: about 8 months ago
Him: how long do you know him?
Me: nearly 2 years we were going tio be married on his next leave
Me: Please why are you called 'Tock'?
Him: my full name is Raymond tock williams
Me: may I call you Ray?
Me: have you ever been married Ray?
Him: wht not
Him: why not i mean
Him: so let me when was the last time you meet him in person
Me: nearly a year
Him: i mean in person
Me: yes
Him: i just don't know what to say as i am alos in iraq
Me: and then he went back
Me: please be so careful
Me: did you ever meet him?
Me: Garston Weatherby
Him: I Tock William had held a variety of leadership positions throughout my career ranging from Cavalry Scout to Colonel and Command Sergeant .
Am a native of USA ,and i schooled Maryland and now am in the Army and am in Iraq at this moments as am writing to you. I have been there for 10 months and have Two months more to come home for good { RETIREMENT}
Him: no but will check on him
Him: are you still here
Me: yes
Him: are you really sure of what you are saying dear
Him: about Garston Weatherby
Me: it would be so good to hear from epople who knew him there
Me: please find out what you can
Him: ok i will do my best
Him: so what do you do for living ?
Me: to me he was a king, strong and kind an noble
Him: ok
Him: love to knowwhat you do for living?
Me: I just sold my business
Him: really and what business is that
Me: an exclusive agency
Him: what
Him: do you have cam
Me: do you?
Him: yes i do
Me: so can you show me your face, so I know who is talking to me?
Him: yes i love to but am not sure if you are reall
Him: you are lieing to me
Him: all you say is not true
Me: Ra y you could eb anybody
Him: yes i know that
Me: and I have trusted you with personl details
Him: what details
Him: are you sure is not money you won't from me
Me: I think you are very insulting
Me: I have all I need
Him: ok can i gave you a cal
Him: call i mean
Me: and I am not happy that you mmaker mockery of my grief
Him: ok am sorry
Me: no I do not think you are a gentleman]
Him: ok
Me: I ahd hoped to meet a new gentleman
Him: just won't to be sure that is all
Me: who was also a military man
Me: and you seem to thionk I am looking for your money!!!
Him: can i gave you a call pls
Me: you mean phone?
Him: yes dear phone
Me: that makes me frightened
Me: I only just met you
Him: no cam no call and am the one at iraq
Me: can yuo send me an email with your location and military titles?
Him: for what ?
Me: then I could feel more comfortabele about telling you my phone number
Him: no i won't do that
Him: ok
Him: i know what you are trying to do ok'
Him: so take it cool man
Me: I have never contacted anyone on the internet whO I did not know and I feel very nervous
Him: fuck you ok
Him: money guy
Me: just got your email thanks Ray
Him: you have to ask for my help not to lie to me
Him: i know what you won't
Him: infromation which i have
Him: and i have all i tell you
Him: hahahahhaa
Me: Ray I got your eamil and I don't want tyou to tell me secret stuff
Him: am the main army man don't you know that
Him: we can work if you like
Me: but if you were able to find out something about garston
Him: have more site
Him: fuck that ok
Me: and if any on his friends aoul tell me soemething abiout his as a collegue it would bwe ery comforting
Him: just stop it ok
Him: i need money here now
Him: don't have time for thisd
Me: whnat the fuck
Him: yes that is the fuck i need money
Him: fool
Me: so Colonel dont' the US pay you?
Him: you have topay me you fool
Him: you can be firend but you don't won't ud to
Me: nows i do not understand what you are asking from em
Him: let exchangr site what do you sat to that
Me: please be clearer
Him: you are in ghana
Me: me?
Me: I am in UK
Him: ok
Him: you need site
Him: i need some
Him: i can gave you more information if you help me out too as well
Him: ok
Me: I am a lady, who was very much in love with my man. Now he has died and yes I would like to hear from his colleagues
Him: ok
Him: i have to go
Him: fuck you once more
Him: shit
Me: No I think yuo are being very nasty
Him: we could be friends you knowbut you don't
Me: so why are you so rude to me
Him: yes i am i don't belive you
Me: why?
Him: and will not write to you any more ok
Him: take care and am going to delete ypu
Him: FUCK YOU YOU COULD MAKE MONEY
Me: so yuo don't want any help aftyer all?
Him: IT SHIT
Me: NO YUO ARE THE SHIT AND NOT FIT OT BE INH THE US ARMEY
Him: AM BALCK AND YOU ARE TOO SO STOP IT
Him: FUCK YOU
Him: MAN
Him: HAHAHAHAH
Him: WATCH ME I MAKE MORE MONEY
Him: WE CAN MEET IN AFRICA
Me: THIS IS SUCH FUN GHANA MAN
Him: REALLY
Me: YOE ARE SO IGNORANT
Him: HAHAHA
Him: YES I NO
Him: FUCK YOU MAN
Me: YOU DO NOT KNOWM WHICH HOLE TOS BHIT FROM]#
Him: ACCRA MAN
Me: STUPID *DELETED* AM
Me: I AM ENGLISH LADY
Me: AND YOUY ARE SOO STUOID YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT INTERNET
Him: ok but i make money and have two cars you can ask my boys
Him: am paid
Him: fuck you
Him: am the onlt soke in town
Him: that is me
Him: fuck you man
Me: sweetie you is so ignorant you is in accra ghana and youm is s stupid you don't kniw where I am
Me: yeap you better fuck a man nio woamn would have you
Me: stupid accra man all your frinds laugh at you becaus e you are so stupid
Him: if you know where i am came get me and we will see
Him: hahahah
Him: fooooooool
Him: you have my name right
Him: soke
Me: so if yuo so clever why yo not know wher I am]
Me: GO ON STUPID
Him: i don't need to know as it will not help me ok
Him: i need email adders
Him: fuck you
Him: once more
Me: WILL PASTE YOUR NAME ALL OVER ACCRA
Him: ok you fool
Me: SO ALL THE OTHER THIEVES CAN LAUGH AT YOU
Him: ok they know am in the game and i love it
Him: am soke
Him: fool
Him: two cars
Me: AND GET BUM FUCKED BY EVERY ARAB IN THE TOWN
Him: ok good
Him: have to go now
Him: nice to meet you man
Me: WEHY DO THE GOTS NEED FUCKING?
Me: SO SWEET OF YOU TO CALL
Him: hahahahah
Him: cool
Me: SHAME YOU HAD PROMISE
Him: you know my name so tell every one
Him: soke
Him: hahaha
Me: until you lost your cool
Me: you'll never opull the big maggas
Him: yes that can be true
Him: but i know you whn you have money
Me: no boy
Him: and you don't that is why i lost my cool
Me: you will never knw me
Him: ok good
Me: sop just go away little boy offer you butt
Him: fuck you man there goes my cool
Me: that;s hiow you'll get paid
Him: hahhaaa
Me: see boy in this game cool is all
Him: yes i know but i know that you where lieing all that time
Him: that was why
Me: why what
Him: am paid
Me: you should NEVER have broken coiver
Him: will be going to onthe run this night
Him: we can meet if you won't
Him: i will be using a whitr carmy
Him: 9pm
Me: try using American
Him: ok
Me: sucha a giveaway when you slip, up so badly
Me: have you ever wondered why you lose your victims?
Him: am in ghana and i can take care of my self i know all the guys and when i see you am sure you will know me
Him: ahahahha
Me: and where am I baby?
Him: i just pick up money three day ago with black
Me: if you were so clever you would know
Him: fuck
Him: hahaha
Him: holdon
Him: man
Me: yuo are black
Me: are you well hung?
Him: no am green
Him: fuck you and am cool shit
Him: ok really have to go now
Me: well you'll never pull a rich bitch if yuo ani't got balls man
Me: they jusrt gagging for BIG BLACK COCKS
Him: what ever
Him: watch me in town
Me: shame you came up from Nigeria
Him: if you say so
Him: cool
Him: hahah
Him: now look at you
Me: yuo are so wrong about me
Me: am totally female
Me: so yuo can't tell
Me: so you must be a raving POOF
Him: your spelling at all that is who i know you are fuck
Him: POOFmy foot
Him: fuck you man
Him: you don't know me man
Me: too true, you aren'e
Him: you can't really spell
Me: man enough for me
Me: nope can't spell can't type but am female an not from Accra Ghana
Him: ok fuck you some more man '
Him: you are shit
Me: this is fun you know exchanging insults with an ignorant man
Him: you have to check your spelling to get money to buy a car in this game i tell you
Him: hahahahahaha
Him: you fool
Him: you fooooollllllpapapapapappaap
Me: got house
Me: got car
Him: no wayayayya
Me: got yacht
Him: it's a lie
Me: got everyting you ain't and I DONT LIVE IN STINKING ACCRA
Him: can'y spell to buy a car to stop it
Him: you need to learn some more on your spelling ok
Him: i ean it
Him: very bad spelling you have here
Me: I spend it baby
Him: ok have to go noiw
Me: 20,000 ukp
Me: every year
Him: and i will bluck you now
Him: ok
Him: so bye for good
Him: shit you
Him: your fucking ass
Him: shit shit shit you could be one
Me: you blocked already arsehole
Him: ok bye
Me: yuor last diatribe will be relayed to my friends over dinner tonight
Him: and good luck
Him: and try this site
Him: parship.com
Him: you will love it
Him: ok
Him: fuck you now
Me: no dear I am fussy
Him: ok
Him: cool
Him: can see that you arechecking on the site i gave you
Him: hahahaa
Him: don't worry
Him: we will love it ok
Me: what site stupid
Me: youp need some education
Me: try the nearest goat
Him: can show you how to pay for it if you won't me to
Me: will be clever and you ain'tt
Him: ok have to go now
Me: yuor spelling yells scammer
Him: yes i know
Him: so fuck you k
Me: such an extensive vocabulary
Me: two cars both made of plastic

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:04 pm

haha, hilarious job D-Dub! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:18 pm

Hi Canadian

Got myself a lad, who got himself a lawyer, who pulled the client's 'wife'.

Now that is fun a googley man sent a kinkly card and blew his own cover not in US in guess where?