How to turn a mole hill into a mtn (NSFW) part 3

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:15 pm

Here's a fun web cam request dodge. This is related to my bait with Mike, here and here.

For those who were following it, Mike pretty much twigged after I sent him across the Nigerian border to collect a fictitious WU "gift". He decided I was a joker since he never managed to see me on cam. Eventually he came around again, because I think a big part of him still thinks a wacked out chick with a half million dollars in rare coins might just be headed his way. He still has his doubts though and I'm pretty sure he set up a new character to try to check me out.

Meet "Ted", trying his best to get me on cam. Laughing

Quote:

Ted: hi
Ted: how re u doing
Me: good
Me: how are you?
Ted: cool
Ted: n u
Ted: longtime
Me: yeah. why?
Ted: were hav u been
Me: around, but you never answered me.
Me: still there?
Ted: yes i am
Me: I have good news.
Ted: ok
Ted: tell me
Me: Mike is being nice to me again.
Me: I think we're going to be OK.
Ted: which of the michael
Me: the guy I was talking about last time.
Ted: ok
Ted: so did he say now
Me: I don't know. We had a sort of fight on chat and he called me an old woman
Ted: so wat did he say now
Me: then I called him a little bitch
Me: and he told me to cut it out so I said I will if you will
Ted: ok
Me: then he said ok
Ted: but u re not old
Me: then we got cut off because my stupid computer has a virus
Ted: ok
Me: no I'm not old. he was just trying to make me feel bad
Ted: ok
Ted: is ur cam ok now
Me: anyways we talked yesterday and he was like his old self again
Me: yea, my cam is on, can you see me?
Me: I'm waving
Me: HI!
Me: Hello? can you see me waving?
Ted: no
Ted: ivet me
Me: Is yours on?
Ted: invet me
Me: how do I do that?
Ted: yes
Ted: re u there
Me: I still can't see you
Ted: ok
Ted: but i will send it to u again
Me: I'll try waving again
Me: hello? I'm waving, can you see me?
Ted: ok
Me: you can see me, but I can't see you.
Ted: i cant see u
Me: did it just disconnect? I mean could you see me for a second?
Me: Let me try waving again, that worked the first time.
Ted: no i hav not seen u
Ted: 4 a scondd
Me: I hate these things. they never work
Ted: sory
Ted: do u hav mic
Me: it's built into the cam
Ted: did u accept the invit i sent u
Me: what invite?
Me: there's nothing in my inbox
Ted: to viwe my cam
Me: let me go look again
Ted: ok
Me: nope there's nothing in there
Me: let me try talking into the mike
Ted: ok
Me: can you hear me? I'm singing
Me: I'm singing "somewhere over the rainbow" can you hear it?
Ted: no call me
Me: I can't. Remember? the hospital won't let me make an international call.
Me: let me try singing louder
Ted: ok
Me: I'm singing "Hotel California" by the Eagles
Me: Can you hear it?
Me: up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light
Ted: no
Ted: let me cal
Me: my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night
Me: there were voices down the corridor. Do you hear it?
Me: Good idea, call me.
Me: she got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls friends
Ted: no
Me: sweet summer sweat some dance to remember some dance to forget
Me: did you hear that?
Me: so I called up the captain, please bring me my wine
Ted: ok
Ted: can i call ur cell phone
Me: You did? Sing back, I'll tell you if I can hear you
Ted: ok
Me: living it up at the hotel california what a nice surprise
Me: sing this: we are all just prisoners here of our own device
Me: stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast
Me: Did you sing that?
Me: Hello?
Ted: no
Ted: hi am here
Me: try singing tht
Ted: ok
Ted: can i tel, u that i love u
Me: wah? huh?
Me: just sing loverboy
Me: I can't hear anything
Me: Louder
Me: Are you singing?
Ted: ok
Me: Louder
Me: I think I heard something. Sing louder
Me: Are you singing?
Ted: ok
Me: I can't hear you.
Me: Maybe that song is too mellow.
Me: Let's try one with a little more umph.
Ted: ok
Ted: ok
Me: Try singing Kiss's "I wanna rock and roll all night"
Me: Do yo know that one?
Ted: can u here me
Me: Are you singing the loud one?
Me: I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
Me: I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
Me: Try it.
Ted: yes
Ted: ok
Me: Here is more of it: You show us everything you've got

You keep on dancin' and the room gets hot

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You say you wanna go for a spin

The party's just begun, we'll let you in

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'
Ted: am doing that now
Me: Good. I think I hear something.
Me: Here, try the second verse:
Me: You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while

You're lookin' fancy and I like your style

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You show us everything you've got

Baby, baby that's quite a lot

And you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'
Ted: ok
Me: I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
Me: I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
Me: LOUDER!!!!
Ted: ok
Ted: so how do we go abt it
Me: About what? I still can't hear you
Me: Sing like your life depends on it. Sing man, sing!!
Ted: wat u hav just sad
Me: I didn't say anything. I'm singing!!!
Me: Come on, sing with me!!
Ted: ok
Me: LOUD LOUD LOUD
Ted: ok
Ted: am doing that
Me: LOUDER!!!!
Ted: ok
Me: LOUDER!!! I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
Me: I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
Ted: and me too
Me: you too what?
Me: I don't think you're really singing
Ted: rock wit u
Me: That's michael jackson. you're supposed to be singing KISS. You know KEEEYYISSSSS!!!!!
Ted: ok
Me: I give up. I can't hear you at all.
Ted: ok
Me: oh well. I gotta go. Nice talking to you.
Ted: ok
Me: don't make yourself a stranger
Ted: i cant
Me: k
Ted: ok
Ted: i tell u sth that u hav to no
Me: what?
Ted: that someone love u
Me: Mike loves me.
Me: I already knew that.
Ted: i no that
Me: Did he tell you?
Ted: no
Me: Well, duh, I guess i told you
Ted: ok
Me: ok, so bye
Ted: k
Ted: can i hav ur number now
Me: I told you, I dont have a number. you have to call the hospital and ask for me

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:28 pm

Oh to be a fly on the wall of that cafe! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

That's absolutely hilarious. He's so damn obvious. Let me know if you need another phone call to "Ted". I bet he sounds a bit like Michael on the phone. Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:23 pm

luckey: You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

Ted: am doing that now

luckey: Good. I think I hear something.

Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:12 am

Love it!

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:39 pm

Here's our first chat since we made up.

Quote:

Mike: hi sweet heart

Me: how have you been, i missed you

Mike: am okay i miss u

Me: my computer has been acting strangely

Mike: relly?

Me: yeah, i think it might have a virus
Me: it's hard to get online

Mike: may be

Me: how can I fix it?

Mike: so how are u doing?
Mike: how does it act?

Me: just slow, and sometimes windows pop up with ads on them.
Me: like lots of them

Mike: really that means you have to take it to a specialist so that he will check it for you

Me: oh. maybe i'll take it back to that other place i took it before.
Me: that sucks

Mike: yes do that okay

Me: I will. As soon as I get out of here

Mike: lol i realy missed u

Me: that's nice. i missed you too

Mike: you did?

Me: well yeah, of course I did.

Mike: thanks for that my sweet heart

Me: I can't wait to get out of here. the doctor said maybe by the end of August

Mike: really?

Me: wouldn't that be great?

Mike: that is good news you know

Me: I know. Maybe we can get back to our plans to be together.

Mike: of course indeed it is great my dear
Mike: angel

Me: I'll miss the medicine though. I've really gotten used to it
Me: do they have morphine in Africa?

Mike: really ?
Mike: morphine?

Me: yeah. have you ever had it before?

Mike: what is that?

Me: I don't know. I guess it's for the pain.

Mike: nop

Me: It makes you feel like you're resting on a big puffy cloud

Mike: okay

Me: except it's warmer

Mike: yes i guess
Mike: there will be where to fine it

Me: they give it to me through a tube in my arm. the minute it goes in, I can feel the warmth go all through my body

Me: can you start asking around? I really don't want to be without it.

Mike: really?

Me: it's not only good for pain, but it works for sadness too.

Mike: dont worry we can fined it okay

Me: Are you sure? Joseph said it's hard to get. I wanted him to get more for me because the amount they are giving me isn't really enough to feel the way I should.
Me: I was going to try to figure out a way to start saving it up, but since they put it right into my arm, it's hard to do that.
Me: Plus, i don't want to have less right now. I really need it now.

Mike: yes we cant fined it i guess
Mike: sorry we can fined it

Me: find out ok? i want to make sure I can get it. I might need you to send me some before I leave. once I'm out of the hospital, I might not be able to get it any more.

Mike: Ok i will try

Me: They are really stingy with it here. I wanted more last week after my surgery but they wouldn't give it to me
Me: so I tore the stitches out of my face and said it happened by accident LOL. They brought more though.
Me: so that was good.

Mike: really?
Mike: that is very bad of them you know

Me: that's what I said. they should give me anything I want.
Me: I don't think the doctors like me very much.

Mike: well there must be a way out
Mike: dont mined him k

Me: which one? I have about four, and they all hate me.

Mike: dont worry you will soon be out from there and they will never see you again

Me: you're right. I can't wait.
Me: maybe I can find out where they keep the morphine and take some before I go. Then you won't have to
bother with it.
Me: are you still there?

Mike: yes
Mike: sorry i wnet out
Mike: so do not such thing ok

Me: I don't think they will mind. they have tons of stuff everywhere

Mike: i have always Warn you to stay out of troubles

Me: no one who might see me would care, it's not like they pay for it or anything.
Me: it all comes from the government

Mike: take note of that

Like slipping into an old pair of shoes. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:16 pm

I love the idea of sending him out searching for narcotics! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

That's awesome. If he can't get you the morphine, maybe some smack...you know horse....some dope........junk....get you some joy flake....Mexican brown....a bag of P Funk....the jee jee....

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:13 pm

^^Thanks for the lingo. It came in handy. Laughing

Quote:

Mike: i missed u dear

Me: missed you too. It's so frustrating to see your little orange light there and then when I click on it, it shuts down

Mike: really k lets try it again

Me: k.
Me: have you had any luck finding me some morphine?

Mike is Available - View My Webcam
Mike: nope

Me: did you try?

Mike: yes but was unable 2 get it

Me: that's bad.
Me: I don't know if I can come there without my medicine

Mike: yeap so what do we do now??

Me: do you have other people you can ask?

Mike: dont worry we can fined it when the time comes

Me: I can't take that chance. I can't go more than a day without it.
Me: ?
Me: So are you going to find some or what?

Mike: yes but there must be away out my dear

Me: a way out of what?

Mike: yes lets get to the river before crossing it

Me: I can't. I can't get to any rivers without my medicine.

Mike: that is not what i mean
Mike: at least u will come with the once that will take u for some days

Me: I need to know i can get it fast. you don't know what it's like if I don't get it in time.

Mike: so that means u are into drog now right???

Me: it's not drog, it's medicine the doctors give me. I need it for the pain, and to keep my nerves calm

Mike: k
Mike: then doctor cant just discharge u with out giving u some of it

Me: they won't give me enough to get to Africa. They only give it out little by little

Mike: then ask him to give u enough that u will be traveling

Me: they won't do that. I already asked. They think I want to take it all at once, or sell it. it's expensive stuff

Mike: then what do we do now??

Me: Well, can you get it or not? That's what I'm asking you.
Me: There are other medicines that are made from the same kind of stuff. Maybe you can get one of those instead.
Me: Well????

Mike: k then
Mike: let see

Me: Look for any of these: Smack, Joy Flake, Mexican Brown, a bag of P Funk, the Jee Jee. I heard those are all good substitutes.
Me: So will you do that?

Mike: k
Mike: i will

Me: thanks cutie. I knew I could count on you.

Mike: yes dear
Mike: so how are u doing now?

Me: better I think. I can't wait to get out of here. I feel like I've been staring at these same walls forever.

Mike: i cant wait 2 meet u and huge u and kiss u my love

Me: me too.

Mike: yes my dear
Mike: so dear how is ur state of health now?

Me: so much better. I've had a lot of operations though. you might not even recognize me LOL

Mike: really?
Mike: well that does not mean any thing any way the most important thing is our love u know

Me: that's good to hear. I am a little afraid you won't love me anymore when you see me.

Mike: no u dont have to be i still love u
Mike: more than ever

Me: I have put on a little weight you know.

Mike: b/4
Mike: correct and luv u 4 dat

Me: It will be so nice to see you. I haven't been
huged in so long. You can huge me until I'm blue in the face and my cooch smells like bbq

Mike: yes me too, i cant wait 2 meet u my dear

Me: soon my love. soon.
Me: I gotta go now.

Mike: k dear i want u 2 alway have it at the back of ur mined that i love u v much

Me: i will. you too for me k?
Me: and don't forget about my medicine.

Mike: sure

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:49 pm

Damn you Luckey, I woke the baby when I laughed at the part about his cooch smelling like bbq too! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

You're hilarious and the lad is priceless. He doesn't even bother asking for money any more, huh?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:20 pm

^^He's in it for the long haul. Twisted Evil

@bohigal: sorry about that. Laughing

Can't take credit for the line though. I think I snagged it from the war cry generator that was kicking around her a while ago.

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:18 pm

Bumping this since I keep starting new threads for this bait that won't die and I'm getting a little lost. (Previous threads here and here.)

By the end of it, I hope to have a nice summary in Mike's own words. Very Happy

Anyway, when Mike last heard from me, I was about to be released from the hospital. Right around the date I gave him, I decided to go quiet for a few weeks. Rather than coming back with my usual character, I decided to introduce a new twist, but from the same email account.

Quote:

Me: Do you know Me?
Mike: HI
Mike: U STILL THERE?
Me: Yes, I'm here.
Mike: correct
Mike: so how are you doing?
Me: Well. I'm not Me though, I'm a friend.
Me: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Mike: then who are you?
Me: A friend.
Mike: i dont mined
Mike: but
Mike: whats your name?
Me: You may call me Ted for the time being.
Mike: k
Me: How well do you know Me?
Mike: well not too well but she is a very good friend of mine
Me: Can you explain what you mean by that?
Mike: why do you ask?
Me: I'm trying to help her.
Mike: where is she?
Me: She is fine. You need not worry about her.
Mike: noooooo where is she?
Me: I'm not at liberty to discuss specifics at the moment.
Mike: why?
Me: Until I am able to find out more, I have been asked not to disclose information about her to anyone.
Mike: by who?
Me: If I told you that, I would be disclosing details. I am not at liberty to do that.
Mike: k
Mike: so what do you realy want?
Me: Just some information. Anything you can tell me will be helpful to her.
Mike: how do you mean?
Me: How did you first make her acquaintance?
Mike: sorry i can not answer that question
Mike: if you dont answer mine
Me: I will be happy to answer your questions, but this is a delicate matter. It is unclear to us who is involved and to what extent. Until I can establish that you are not complicit in this, I am not at liberty to provide you with any information. Your cooperation will be appreciated, and will be very helpful to Me. By the same token, your refusal to cooperate will bring her great harm.
Mike: k no shit
Mike: am with you
Me: Thank you.
Me: When did you first meet Me.
Mike: well we have not meet face face
Mike: we only meet at chat some time ago
Mike: that was early last year
Me: What is the nature of your friendship with her?
Mike: well we are good friends
Mike: she sent me some of her pics and i sent her mine too
Mike: so from there we liked our self as lovers
Mike: that is it
Me: When you say lovers, what do you mean by that?
Mike: boy friend and girl friend
Mike: close good friends
Me: Was there ever any sexual contact?
Mike: like i said before we have not meet before
Mike: so how can they be any sexual contact?
Mike: while we have not yet meet
Me: Was there discussion or promises of sexual contact?
Me: Were any nude photos ever sent by either of you?
Mike: yes
Mike: not at all
Me: Which is it, yes, or not at all?
Mike: she only sent me a pics of her belle
Me: Did you become aroused while viewing those pictures, or during any of your interactions?
Mike: no
Me: Were you sexually attracted to her?
Mike: sorry i dont understand
Me: Did you fantasize about having sex with her during self-stimulation?
Mike: during self-stimulation?
Me: Yes.
Mike: hahaha
Mike: i can't remember
Mike: if i did or not
Me: Were you intoxicated or otherwise impaired during those sessions?
Mike: during which session?
Me: Any of them. I'm trying to establish if there is a reason for your selective memory. Were you distracted by something that would cause you to fail to remember whether or not you included her mentally.
Mike: well no
Me: Were any devices used to assist you?
Mike: no
Mike: how do you mean?
Me: Were any objects or mechanical devices used to help you climax?
Mike: how can a device assist me?
Mike: is like u dont want us to continure with this chat
Me: Some people rely on rectal stimulation or vibratory impulses to enhance their experiences.
Mike: how can you as such question
Me: Are you aware that Me is under the age of ?
Mike: well am not that type ok
Me: What type is that?
Mike: under age of no
Mike: the once you just listed
Me: Did you coerce her to leave the country?
Mike: i dont understand
Me: Did you advocate that she leave the United States and travel to meet you?
Mike: no
Me: Did she ever discuss travel plans with you?
Mike: yes
Me: Can you elaborate?
Mike: she did
Me: Can you elaborate even more?
Mike: more about what?
Me: Tell me more about your discussions pertaining to travelling.
Mike: brb
Me: Are you still there?
Me: Would you rather schedule this for a more convenient time?
Mike: yes am back
Mike: sorry i went out
Mike: hello
Mike: u there?
Me: Yes, I'm here.
Mike: good
Me: We were talking about Me's reasons for travelling.
Mike: yes
Mike: i know
Mike: so ?
Me: Can you tell me why she decided to travel?
Mike: why dont you ask her?
Mike: all this question instead
Me: We have.
Mike: then what did she say?
Me: I'm not at liberty to discuss that.
Mike: why asking me?
Mike: why are you not?
Me: We are seeking information from everyone who has had contact with her over the past eighteen months.
Mike: who are we?
Me: I'm not at liberty to discuss that.
Mike: then less call it a day
Me: You're not helping her.
Mike: k so be it
Me: Did you send her money to enable her to travel?
Mike: good day
Me: Is there a reason you are unwilling to discuss this with me?
Mike: yes
Mike: because you never answer any of my question
Mike: s
Me: If I can establish that you are not involved in any wrong doing, I will be happy to answer your questions.
Me: The more information you can provide me with about Me, the more likely it is that I can exonerate you.
Mike: yes ofcurse am not
Me: Excellent. Then you should have no reservations about disclosing what you know.
Mike: hahaha
Mike: that sounds good
Me: How did Me get the money to travel to Europe?
Mike: i dont know
Me: Did you send her money?
Mike: no
Mike: i did not
Mike: send her any money
Me: Did you suggest ways she could raise money?
Mike: no i did not
Mike: but she told me about selling some gold
Me: Can you elaborate?
Mike: coince
Me: Can you elaborate even more?
Mike: well it all start this way
Mike: we where good friends
Mike: she do tell me every thing about her
Me: Go on.
Mike: good
Mike: her self and her female and male frends
Mike: until one day
Mike: i sent her on pamplet
Me: What sort of pamplet?
Mike: hold on
Mike: let me recall all that happend
Mike: i sent her one pamphlet like that about chains of good lucks.

i sent her one pamphlet like that about chains of good lucks.

Mike: that says read as you receive it
Mike: some thing like that
Mike: but i cant really recall it fully
Mike: but along the line she did not follow the instruction in it.
Mike: then after that day we meet and she was telling me that she did not follow the insructins on the pamphlet`
Mike: that those who did not follow the instructions one thing or the other happend to them
Mike: while those who follow it have good lucks
Mike: then i told her not to mined that story
Mike: that is just a story
Mike: then we both left
Mike: then after some days again she told me that a bicycle nearly hide her
Mike: some thing like that
Mike: `and i told her that it does not mean any thing that is is just a Coincident
Mike: that she should not be carried away by that
Mike: so after that day
Mike: we meet again and she keep on telling me the same thing
Mike: i keep on encouraging her that nothing will happen to her
Mike: untill one day she told me about her boy friend
Mike: tom
Me: I though you were her boyfriend.
Mike: that she told tom about the story
Mike: and tom advise her what to do
Mike: in other to be free from all the happening
Mike: u still there?
Me: Yes, please continue.
Mike: yes i am
Mike: why do u ask?
Me: Were you her boyfriend at the same time that Tom was her boyfriend?
Mike: yes
Me: I see.
Mike: yes?
Me: I understand. Please continue.
Mike: are u male or female?
Me: Male.
Mike: good do you have f friends?
Me: You may speak freely. Whatever you tell me will be held in confidence.
Mike: you have not still answer me
Mike: u have one or more?
Me: I was asking if you were romantically interested in Me at the same time Tom was Romantically involved with her. It is clear to me now that you meant that you were all only friends.
Mike: good
Mike: then she told me that tom advised her on what to do for her to be free
Mike: from the pamphle
Mike: then i ask her what
Mike: she said that tom asked her to sleep and have sex with him that one she do that
Mike: she will be free
Mike: and i told her not to do such thing
Mike: that nothing is wrong with her
Mike: that she should not mined Tom
Mike: and she Accepted
Mike: after some days
Mike: i got her off line message
Mike: with the same question again
Mike: that Tom told her about holy wine
Mike: that once she took it all the problems would be soved
Mike: some thing like that
Mike: then i did not get her message on time
Mike: because i did not chat for some days
Mike: then when i got the message i reply her not to do such thing
Mike: then the next time we meet she told me that she has finaly done what Tom told her to do
Mike: and i said why did you have to do it after i have advised you against it
Mike: and she told me that she try to ask me some question that day and she could not fined me on line
Mike: and said any wasy the deal has been done
Mike: but you should stop such thing
Mike: sorry i mean the deed has been done

Damn. At this point, I had to go somewhere and I had to end it.

Me: I'm sorry to interrupt, but this is running a little longer than I expected. Can you do me a favor and write the rest of this into an email and send it to this box? This is extremely helpful.
Mike: well i dont think i can have such time to do it but i will try
Me: If you like, you can just continue and I will check back in a little while. I have a meeting I need to attend.
Mike: next time
Mike: i will email it to you then as you requested
Me: Perfect. Your help is very much appreciated.
Mike: well are come
Me: Good day to you sir.
Mike: you too

I had a few minor chats where I slowly let him know I trust him and don't suspect him of wrong doing. It took a few weeks to get him talking again.

I lost the first part of this next chat because I was so bored waiting for his painfully slow typing that I jumped to another site from the chat tab instead of opening a new tab.

In the bit that's missing, I persuaded him to continue his story by telling him that if I can get charges raised in the US, I can extradite Angela from Morocco. He's talking, but he's leaving out some very important details. Laughing

Quote:

Mike: And that was when she started telling me that she is no longer save with her life staying there
Me: She felt she was in danger because her cat disappeared?
Mike: yes
Mike: So I told her that I don’t know what else to say because the one I advised her caused her a lots so am confused on what to say. Then she suggested that she should come over here in Nigeria. And I told her that that is not advisable that she should stop thinking towards that.
Me: I must say, that seems like a very hasty decision to make just because her cat disappeared. Was there anything else going on with her at the time?
Mike: sorry?
Mike: u mean?
Me: Well, it just seems unlikely that a young woman would decide to rush off to Nigera just because she had a fight with her boyfriend and her cat disappeared. Were there other reasons she wanted to leave?
Mike: yes she said because her Father has disown her
Mike: that she is no longer happy staying there
Mike: that am the only person who make her happy
Mike: and she will like to meet me in person
Mike: so that was what happend
Mike: i did not fodged the story to tell you but that was what i know
Mike: which you rquested me to tell you
Me: I beg your pardon, I am not questioning your account of this, I am only trying to get a clear picture of what was going on with her.

Me: Please continue.
Mike: Because things are heard here in Nigeria also that am living with my uncle and he would not allow me to bring a Girl into his house. So I further advised her to think of some thing else but she would not accept
Me: So she came to visit you then?
Mike: wait
Me: OK.
Mike: She now further stated that I do told her that I liked her that this is the time to prove my caring to her. Then I told her yes that I care for her and I will loved to meet her in person too but just that am not finical balanced and she told me that I should not worry about money that she will take care of every thing her self that once she arrive here we will logged in a hotel and arrange for a new apartment where to live and I told her that house are very cost here in Nigeria and she told me that I should not worry about the cost that she will take care of the charges.
Me: How did she intend to do that?
Mike: good that was the same question i asked her
Me: And what was her answer?
Mike: wait
Me: OK.
Mike: Then I asked her how do you intend to do that? She reply and say that she will travel to a near by city to beg people to help her with some money and I asked her do you think that will work and she said she don’t know but let her try first then I said no problem that I wish her the best but I still advise she think over it and make sure she is doing the right thing
Me: She planned to get enough money to fly to Nigeria and buy a house by asking for money on the street?
Mike: rent not buy
Mike: that was what she said
Me: Still, we're talking about a great deal of money. I don't see how an intelligent young woman like Me could think she could pan handle that much money.
Me: Did she have any success?
Mike: no positive result from that.
Me: I see.
Mike: no sucess from the plan
Mike: then she further told me that she has another plan
Mike: and i ask what?
Mike: Then she said that her parents will be going to there glass house in sea. That she intend to go to there house and steal a gold that she will go and steal it so she can sale and raise enough money for the trip, I try to stop her but she would not listen to me.
Me: What sort of gold?
Mike: coince
Me: I see. That makes sense.
Mike: i dont know but that was what she told me
Me: Was she able to steal them?
Mike: yes she did
Me: What happened next?
Mike: After which she went to there house, she told me she brake there door to make it look like a thief so that his parent will not suspect her of stealing it.

Then she told me that she will like to sale it. That she want to look for a gold dealer so she can sale those gold coin to them.

Me: Did she find one?
Mike: yes
Me: Do you know who it was?
Mike: Then latter all she told me that she finally found a gold dealer.
Mike: know i did not
Mike: no i did not
Me: She never mentioned a name or anything? Sanders perhaps?
Mike: she only call
Mike: and told me that she has a problem that she need my help
Me: What was the problem?
Mike: she told me that she took the gold to a dealer
Mike: who wants to buy the gold
Mike: that the dealer suspected her and try to call police on her then she fined out and has no option than to short the dealer.
Mike: that was the reason why she called and was asking me to advice her
Mike: and i asked why must she do that
Mike: i was blaming her but she said she did not mean to do that
Mike: U THERE
Me: I'm here. You mean she shot the dealer with a gun?
Mike: THAT WAS WHAT SHE TOLD ME
Mike: Where did she get a gun?
Mike: I DONT KNOW
Mike: SHE DID NOT SAY AND I DID NOT ASK
Mike: HER
Me: That's fine. I just need to understand as much as possible. This is excellent information, and exactly what I'm looking for.
Mike: MY TIME IS UP
Mike: K
Mike: i need to go now see you some other time
Me: I understand. Can we finish this when you have more time? Soon I mean.
Mike: yes why not
Me: I will spend a little time cross referencing this information with some domestic sources. In the mean time, I appreciate your help, and I want to thank you for your time.
Mike: good bye for now

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:36 pm

I'd love to tell you how funny I think this is, but I"m afraid I'm not at liberty to disclose that. If I told you, I´d have to kill you

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Excellent baiting, as always, luckey. I can't believe how devoted he is and how good of a memory he has for all of the details of this bait. I'm happy that he remembered the coin shop phone call so well, he barely reacted during it, which was disappointing at the time.

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:07 pm

You owe me a laptop.

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:19 pm

Funny stuff, luckey!

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Ooooo what fun! I love those chats. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:06 pm

Rats. He's on to me... again.

Looks like this bait only has another year or so left in it. Laughing

Quote:

Me: Hello
Me: I've done a little cross checking and I have learned some interesting details about Michelle.
Me: Do you have a few minutes?
Mike: hi
Mike: yes
Me: I contacted Michelle's university to see if there were any complaints from her about Tom.
Me: Apparently, she did not mention anything to the administrative staff, but one of her friends tried to intervene on her behalf.
Mike: k
Mike: so?
Me: A formal complaint was filed by her friend Jennifer Watson where she alleged physical abuse and rape.
Mike: what did u learn about her?
Mike: really?
Me: The university was unable to act on the complaint because Michelle denied that Tom had any involvement.
Me: I'm guessing she was either afraid of him, or felt some need to protect him.
Me: Did she tell you that Tom had been violent with her?
Mike: yes i told you that yesterday
Mike: that he beat her up
Me: I don't recall that. You mentioned that he encouraged her to drink intoxicants and that he had sexual intercourse with her, but I don't believe you mentioned anything about her beating her up.
Mike: i told you that when she told her that she is no longer interested he beat her up
Mike: and threatining to kill her cat
Me: Yes, I recall the cat threats, but I must have missed the part about her getting beat up. Can you give me more detail about that?

Mike: about ?
Me: How many times did Tom beat her, and how severely?
Mike: but the first time she told me about that she sent me a picture how Tom beat her up
Mike: picture showing how she was beat up by Tom
Me: Do you still have that picture?
Mike: i dont know
Mike: if i still have it
Me: If you find it, can you please send it to me. It could be very important.
Mike: but will fined time to look for it if i still have it
Me: No problem. If you can send it to me within the next day or so, that will be soon enough.
Mike: no proo
Mike: i will try
Me: If I can establish the level of distress she was under when she left the US, it might help to reduce the penalties she will likely face from the charges we extradite her on.
Me: I also found out more about the Gold Dealer.
Me: He may have been a rare coin dealer, and not a precious metals dealer.
Mike: no pro
Mike: so what about him?
Mike: really?
Me: We don't know if it is the same person or not, but there is an unsolved murder on the books where a coin shop operator was shot by an unknown assailant. The incident happened a few hundred miles from Michelle's home town, but it is possible she could have traveled there somehow.
Me: Did Michelle mention which town or state she tried to sell the coins in?
Mike: well i cant tell about that any way may be yes and may be not
Mike: no i cant remember
Me: If we can implicate Michelle in that crime, it will be a serious enough crime to convince the Moroccan authorities to extradite her. Of course, she will have to be tried for that crime in the states, but I believe we can get her acquitted, or at least convince a judge to give her a reduced sentence. Anything will be better than serving her sentence in Tangiers. She will not be able to survive in prison there for very long.
Me: Knowing our strategy, are you still willing to help?
Mike: brb plz
Me: No problem.
Mike: yes am back
Me: I'm here.
Mike: sorry i went out
Me: No problem.
Mike: so what was ur question again?
Me: Knowing our strategy, are you still willing to help?
Mike: yes if there is any thing i can do to help i will
Me: Thank you.
Mike: because she was my very good freind any way
Me: I still have questions about how she was begging for money so that she could come see you.
Me: Did she give you any details about how exactly she was asking for money? Was she offering anything in return?
Mike: well i can tell
Me: I'm sorry?
Me: I'm not sure what you mean.
Mike: i mean nothing
Me: Why can't you tell?
Mike: i was not there
Me: I understand that, but what did she tell you?
Mike: i cant remember
Mike: i have told u what i know
Me: Do you know if she was performing sexual acts for money?
Mike: i dont know
Me: Please give it some thought and see if you recall anything like that. It's important.
Me: For now, let's move on.
Me: After Michelle told you about the incident in the coin shop, what did she do?
Mike: i cant recall any thing like that
Me: OK. Tell me what she did after she shot the coin store clerk.

Mike: she left there
Me: Did she call you after she left?
Mike: she called
Me: Where did she call you from?
Mike: i cant tell
Mike: she alway call with an unknow number
Me: I see. Do you know if she called from a cell phone or a pay phone?
Mike: i dont know
Me: Do you have billing statements showing any of those calls?
Mike: no
Mike: i dont
Me: So what did she do next. Was she able to sell the coins at another shop?
Mike: yes she sale some accordinto her
Mike: she soled some
Me: Is that how she managed to buy a ticket to travel to Africa?
Mike: yes
Mike: that was what she told me
Me: How did she end up in France?
Mike: i cant tell
Me: What did she tell you?
Mike: the last place i know about her was the day she call
Mike: me last telling me that she will buy a tickeck
Mike: so can can start coming to africa
Mike: when i was trying to stop her she told me that she has already bought the ticket
Mike: that she will be coming in two days time that was the last thing i know abouyt her any other thing from there i can telll
Me: Are you saying you had no further contact with her after she left the US?
Mike: i did but
Mike: i cant recall any other thing
Mike: because i started suspecting her from then
Me: Suspecting her of what?
Mike: i mean i started suspecting fow play
Me: What sort of fow play?
Mike: even as am talking with you i dont beleive all this
Mike: coss no prove
Mike: of all you are telling me
Mike: too
Mike: that is the Gospel thruth
Me: What sort of proof are you looking for?
Mike: i dont even know if Michelle is reall
Mike: i have not seen her on cam before
Mike: i dont even know any thing about her]
Mike: she has never called me with her number nor give me a number to reach her
Me: I'm sorry, I'm confused. Weren't you intending to marry Michelle?
Mike: men i have told u all i feel after the hole thing
Mike: i told her too
Mike: u can ask her
Mike: i told her i dont even trust her to be reall
Mike: because what peole say after i told them about whet i experenced durring that period
Me: What did people say?
Mike: them asked if i have her number?
Mike: and i said no
Mike: they also asked if i have seen her on cam and i say no
Mike: they now asked how sure am i if she is reall or not
Mike: that was when i started having doubt about her
Me: I'm still confused. You were planning on marrying her. You have been corresponding with her for over a year and a half, you have spoken to her on the phone and exchanged pictures. Who do you suppose she is if she is not real?
Mike: yes i did all this before people adviced me
Mike: i dont know but will only beleive when see her live
Mike: i told her all this so you can confirm it from her
Me: I still don't understand what you mean. Who do people who are advising you say she is?
Mike: i dont know
Mike: they only told me to be carefull that is all
Me: Do they think she is trying to steal from you?
Mike: i dont know
Mike: well i have giving u all i know
Mike: because of the sake of my good time with her
Me: I am very appreciative of the help you have given me so far, but there are still a few unanswered questions.
Mike: even before the hole thing i told her that i prefer chating with her than to coming over here in africa
Me: You wanted to conduct your marriage over chat?
Me: Or were you hoping to relocate to the United States?
Mike: no i never want to marry her on chat
Mike: it was after the hole thing
Mike: that we started talking about friendship
Mike: well i have giving u all i know
Me: She was in France for a very long time before deciding to continue her trip to Africa. Is that because you had decided she may not be real?
Mike: well like i told you i have told u all i know
Me: I need to sign off now. Let's talk again tomorrow, and not decide anything in haste.

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