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John Henry Eden
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 99
Location: Raven Rock
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Wed May 20, 2009 10:53 pm |
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Hello again baiters. I am proud to announce that I have my first script break. The lads first few messages were the usual, all written in reasonable form with various typos all over the place. But, once he got off script it was all caps and even more broken English. The change is astounding, like someone else entirely wrote it! Heh heh heh.
It goes from this:
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Calvary Greeting Unto You and your family, We contacted you on behalf of the payment of $1.8 million us dollar The lord God as us to give to you , During our prayer and fasting the lord ask us to render help to the needy, so we prayed and God has surely answered your prayer.
Blah, blah, blah, it goes on for three more paragraphs; you get the idea. |
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WE ARE STILL PROCESSING THAT, THEY NEED A YELLOW PAPER THAT WILL ENABLE THEM GET THAT,SO WE AS A CHURCH HAVE TRY OUR BEST TO HELP YOU....WE HAVE PAID ENOUGH MONEY FOR THIS,AND WE ARE STILL READY TO HELP YOU, THE NEXT FEE THEY AS US TO PAY FOR THE YELLOW PAPER IS $1000, BUT WE ARE NOT ASKING YOU FOR THE WHOLE MONEY,WE ARE ONLY ASKING YOU HOW MUCH CAN YOU AFFORD NOW,SO THAT WE TOO CAN ADD SOMETHING TO PAY FOR THE YELLOW PAPER OK.
GET BACK TO US NOW |
All I have to say about that is:
S-S-S-S-SCRIPT BREAKER BREAKER BREAKER BREAKER |
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Stamp fee: $5 Dollars
Security keeping fee : $9 Dollars
Total :$95 Dollars |
5 + 9 = 95
It all makes sense now! |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed May 20, 2009 11:02 pm |
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He can simply urinate on the paper and let it dry, it'll go yellow. You'll pay him the glass of water he has to drink for that 
Gets him a WU-transfer for what? 5 cents?
Congrats on the scriptbreaker |
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Oke: Todger club entry submission +  (Co-bait with Albator) |
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John Henry Eden
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 99
Location: Raven Rock
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Wed May 20, 2009 11:05 pm |
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Actually, I plan on getting him the yellow paper, but from my own source. *Cough*Photoshop*Cough* I know it is something he made up. So calling his bluff will either force him to simply cut and run or come up with some new excuse. I am hoping for the new excuse. |
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Stamp fee: $5 Dollars
Security keeping fee : $9 Dollars
Total :$95 Dollars |
5 + 9 = 95
It all makes sense now! |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed May 20, 2009 11:15 pm |
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I love it when lads play around in photoshop or mspaint for my benefit!
When they send me the fruits of their labor I just want to pinch their little cheeks!  |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for dirty nasty pr0n!!1]</a>
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Wed May 20, 2009 11:36 pm |
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Oh No!.. Not the dreaded Yellow Paper....   
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu May 21, 2009 1:13 am |
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John Henry Eden
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 99
Location: Raven Rock
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Thu May 21, 2009 11:53 am |
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I am putting off telling him any numbers to contact the UPS manager who he told me about, the one who uses a gmail address for official stuff. |
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Stamp fee: $5 Dollars
Security keeping fee : $9 Dollars
Total :$95 Dollars |
5 + 9 = 95
It all makes sense now! |
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