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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:00 pm

Welcome to the forums, innocent.being. I hope you remember your time here and have lasting memories.

Don't worry about being homosexual. There is nothing wrong with that. Have your told your family about it, yet? Or are you still in the closet?

Anyway, if you need anything, let me know, okay?

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:11 pm

^^^^ Hands off, i saw him first! Mad

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:14 pm

oooo cat fight!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:16 pm

I don't know if this is serious or not, but the last time I talked to Dr Mike, he was insulting to me. He refused to stroke my fur and instead went off grunting and snorting like a wart hog. I think Pastor Frank should examine Bad Egg's head. He thinks he is some sort of jungle animal and I he's always playing Kanda Bongo Man music. Confused

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:20 pm

This poor individual has his password stolen by a friend or family member,and people make sport of it. Rolling Eyes

Once Pastor Frank sobers up,I'm sure he will have something to say about all of this.Innocent may just be pretending to be a Beiber fan in order to get close to girls.Nothing homosexual about that.

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:21 pm

@Fridge: Haven't you ever heard of sharing? Wink

@SlapHappy--I go to great lengths to avoid Dr Mike. He has always been mean to me and acts like such an ass!

Hopefully Pastor Frank will take some action!

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:23 pm

For everyone:

For Canzyhasnogrammar4real/innocent(but has been proven guilty).being, and company of batshit insanity:

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:25 pm

@ Dwatina - Yes, and i've also heard of sloppy seconds. puke

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:04 pm

Look people, now do you understand why we established a Complaints Resolution Specialist here? innocent.being, you have a PM.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Guys, enough with the wise-cracks, ok? We have a possibly sexually confused member amongst us and that is serious stuff. This poor boy needs our guidance and you sick, demented people continue to mock him? For shame!

Listen, Enoch. There's nothing wrong with being gay, if that's who you are. Coming out of the closet is the best thing you can do for yourself. When I finally opened up about being bisexual, it was like a giant weight was lifted off of my shoulders. The air became fresher, the sun became brighter, men and women both became hotter! Just step into the light, my child. We're a very accepting community here. We'll help you get through it.

However, in the interest of saving your soul, I feel I should tell you that being a Justin Beiber fan is an abomination and an afront to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. You need to repent now, my child, before you are damned to spend an eternity suffering in a pit of hellfire!

And I'm not being facetious, either. I'm dead serious. Justin Beiber fans are going to hell. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:46 pm

BearSeason wrote:

We have a possibly sexually confused member amongst us and that is serious stuff.

If it's Dr Mike you mean, I dare say he needs help. The guy is sick and demented, and should not be on the outside of a mental facility.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

^That's exactly who I was referring to.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:14 pm

I think Dr Phil tried to help Mike out at one time. I guess he's not ready to change or listen to reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4zCbUEZvQY

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:13 am

Can we please get back On Topic?

This is about a young many who is so desperate to be noticed, he posed for a (not that there is anything wrong with it) Homosexual oriented magazine. He also throws his panties on the stage at Justin Beiber concerts and as expected, denies being a Male Escort.

We need to embrace this confused chap and give him the kind of welcome he deserves. He seems to have some wonderful things to say

Others have been assaulted by Eater and they have been cured of all of their maladies. Lets all just get along.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:06 am

^^^ I don't get what you mean by "back on topic". We're still talking about Dr Mike, aren't we? Very Happy

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:13 am

This is terrible.Here way have an individual whos password has been stolen,and yet he is subject to ridicule.Some,who mistakenly believe him to be a homosexual have been welcoming.I think Enoch should post a picture of himself taken with a female.This should once and for all show that he is not in fact gay.
I fear there is also something more disturbing here at work also.There may be closet Beiber fans present here.I fear another purge may be neccessary to rid us once and for all of their evil.Then members such as poor Enoch can post here without fear of ridicule.This subject must be taken up with Pastor Frank as soon as possible.(without mention on his love for The Village People of course.)

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 29 Oct 2011 Posts: 3

I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan, but I AM a stinking 419 scammer.

TAKE NOTE!!! I AM FRAUDSTAR AND MALE ESCORT!

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Thank you.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:58 pm

^^^
See, I told you guys...
Now everybody needs to say that they're sorry to innocent.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:58 pm

Thanks for clearing up that issue, innocent.being!

Have you decided whether or not you will be taking legal actions against us?

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:01 pm

@ innocent.being: Yes you are a Beiber fan and you are very rude not to answer PM's (personal messages).

You are welcome to this forum, gay or not but being a Beiber fan is over the top.

Now, I want you to reply to my messages Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:04 pm

^^^
bob, please don't take that tone with our new member who has just made it clear that he is not a Justin Bieber fan.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:12 pm

Oh, we are talking about Enoch. Well, I'll help allay his fears by taking him on some surfering at the beach with me. There we can have some fun with all the hot bikini babes and I'll teach him how to be as cool and unisexual like me. Enoch can ride on the back of my surf board and learn to surf, but only if he doesn't wrap his arms around my waist. I'm not that unisexual when it comes to men, not that there is anything wrong with that.
So, Enoch, wanna hang 10 or 20 with me. I'll let you go down on your hands and knees on the surf board if you are too scared to stand like a proud unisexual animal like me, ok? Smile

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:12 pm

@ Dya: Sorry but what makes you think that???

He told me that he is singing Beiber songs when giving oral sex to other men!

Here are the lyrics: Baby baby sluuuuurppp oooh sluuuurrrrppp (repeat x6)

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:22 pm

Well, I'm not gonna apologize! I meant every word I wrote about Dr Mike.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:34 pm

Has anyone sobered up Pastor Frank yet? he'll confirm things one way or the other. He'll need his glasses cleaned first.

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