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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:32 pm

This came into my wife's account earlier. I've had some lazy one's but this one...

I've sent an initial 'I'm interested'

Thought I'd share in case someone needs a new pet to torture... Twisted Evil

Headers point to Pretoria

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"Mr. Moses Modese" <[email protected]>
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If you are secretive more details my proposal to you.

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:46 pm

Lol -- looks like a lad tried to write his own script instead of buy one

I'm in Twisted Evil

I just love making lazy lads work...the laziest one I've had went on safari twice in a week Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:18 am

I'll see if I can get some lazy little tears to flow.

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:45 pm

Just heard back from the lad, and he's already in trouble. Smile

Can't even get my character's name right. I replied as Ben Dover, and here's his first script. Rather lengthy, considering the initial email...

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Dear Benjami,(jami??)
I am a banker with standard bank of South Africa.During the U.S and Iraqi war our client Mr.Rabiu Hassan (wonder if he was related to our last hitman... Laughing

)who was an Iraqi Business Man and also Deals On Crude Oil With The South African Government made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months with a value of $4,900,000.00(Four million nine hundred thousand united states dollars)only in my branch.Upon maturity several notices were sent to him and no response came from him.We later found out that the Mr. Hassan and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home in Iraq.After further investigation it was also discovered that Mr.Hassan did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit.He also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank.So,Four million nine hundred thousand united states dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it.What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country,at the expiration five years the funds will revert to the ownership of the South African Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.Against this backdrop,my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr.Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds.Be 100% assured that I have planned everything out so that we shall come out successful within one week.I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Mr.Hassan,all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your legal full names and address so that the attorney can commence his job.There is no risk involved at all in this matter because we are going adopt a legalized method.After you receive the funds in your nominated bank account,we will share in the ratio of 65% for me,30% for you and 5% will be used to pay back any expenses incurred during the course of this transaction.No one must know of this our transaction as you know this is a very rare opportunity and no one will like this benefit to come to us if we do not classify it as a secret between us due to envy.Attached to this mail is a copy of my ID for your Perusal to know who your are dealing with.My phone number is +27737805461,I await your urgent response or telephone call.Regards,Mr.Moses Modese.

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