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ScoobyDon't
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 187
Location: The toilet
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When Jack Straw was Shadow Education Minister he visited our school. I was in maths and he came in and walked around and asked me about my work. He then picked up the paper I was writing on, looked at it and then folded it a few times before placing it back on my desk.
He then left the classroom with no explanation whatsoever. Probably the biggest reason I never voted New Labour once I left school. |
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"guy na dey make mouth na God give u no be by ur power, So go fuck ur self, Fool."
"if you do not change your ways, you will die poor, wretch."
"the earlier you souled determings the earlier you rip it, i love you"
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 Afua, The Worried Girl - Accra, Ghana to Cotonou, Benin. "Am very tired and i need to go have some rest. I don't think i will go out tomorrow." Thanks Blah! |
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El Sid
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Posts: 351
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:25 pm |
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I once met Hugh Grant coming out of the official Rupert the Bear shop in Covent Garden, London.
Oh, I'm also really getting into paper mache at the moment and am in the process of making the puppet from the Saw films  |
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http:// mar mighty industries. webs. com/ (leave your baiter/catcher address in the guestbook)
Martin Shen: "I am convinced that you will not betray me immediately.."
Mansa Musa Kamara: "...you resemble the son a one pussy sucker and I think my guess is right. Yes, your name is bastard...the problem now is that no one knows if the gods will accept your blood for a sacrifice. Bastard you are and bastard will you remain..."
S0L0M0N Bo@tang: "Thanks for your response. The content is painstakingly understood." - yeahh lad-pain!! |
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Konstantina
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2009
Posts: 165
Location: Hiding in the ice cream factory...
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:32 pm |
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I was once shot in the head with an arrow, and can testify to how difficult it is to get medical attention when the nurses don't believe how you got the wound. |
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"God i have not eaten, please i even borrow money from my friend lilian to buy pad for my monthly mensuration" - Gr@ce S@m, Togo
"Just f*&^ off and i dnt need your help anymore...[]...Just f*&^ off...who knows if you are really there?" - Poor Chr1ssy, Russia (but really Nigeria) |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:55 pm |
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Christian Bale and I have spent time shirtless chatting with each other. |
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you be fool too so you dey play with me now lake of comfirmation dey hurry you or you nor get sense? tell me - Dennis Ali
THUNDER STRIKE UR PAPA AND UR GENETIC. - Benjamin the Insult Boi
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Konstantina
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2009
Posts: 165
Location: Hiding in the ice cream factory...
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Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:19 pm |
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"God i have not eaten, please i even borrow money from my friend lilian to buy pad for my monthly mensuration" - Gr@ce S@m, Togo
"Just f*&^ off and i dnt need your help anymore...[]...Just f*&^ off...who knows if you are really there?" - Poor Chr1ssy, Russia (but really Nigeria) |
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lola_pola
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2010
Posts: 64
Location: behind Satchel's and Lexxi's backs
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:57 am |
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I was afraid of Gene Simmons at the age of 5 |
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thanks you once again for your kindly litter-benarji.b |
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piecrust
Elite Baiter
Joined: 29 Dec 2010
Posts: 1620
Location: Having chow with an old friend.
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:25 am |
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I once took a pee in a public urinal next too Neil Morrisey, I caught him glancing at my penis and he got annoyed. (this was all pre-op for me of course) |
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Never use windows auto-fill again, use something much more secure like lastpass for free.
"I am a man of hing reputation." - Loan lad Billy Hord.
"don't even think of given me that crap that you are Deaf and dump or my line is cut off , i don't have a phone please don't.." - Loan lad Billy Hord. (Having been baited to hell) |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:43 am |
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I've seen "Yellow Submarine" on acid |
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<a href="/forum/donate.php">[naked women here]</a>
BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor  )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle... |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:14 pm |
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Does posting here make us necrophiliacs?   |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:21 pm |
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A new side to you Cougie...I'll have to start depositing "presents" for you.
IBTL as well |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:26 pm |
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I am worshipped as a God in a small, remote village in India. |
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"THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:34 pm |
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I once shared a joint with Suggs from Madness |
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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know  )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:37 pm |
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I shook hands with George Best. (I have his autograph stashed away somewhere as well) |
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Winner: 2012
Winner: 2013 |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:07 pm |
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I once shared a large bottle of whisky on the anchor deck of a Finnish ship sailing through the Kiel Canal with a German Professor, Helsinki Businessman and a high ranking British Government official whilst sailing back from a holiday in the Baltic. |
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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Bart Fargo
Corporate Baiter
Joined: 22 May 2010
Posts: 1605
Location: Free munchies for the cantaloupe masters
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:10 pm |
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I met Dave Mustaine of Megadeth at an FAO Schwartz toy store in San Francisco and talked with him for a minute or so. Cool guy!! |
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What the hell happened to all my little icons I earned and my quotes???
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:18 pm |
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I believe in karma, or at least try to live according to karma and to certain degree I believe in reincarnation |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:00 pm |
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I once was manaically laughed at by an old bum, who resembled Santa, outside the North Lawn of the White House. That was fun! |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:28 pm |
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I once manically laughed when my boss told me i was going to be fired in three months time. His companys contract at Volvo had been terminated and he could not keep us anymore. And just about then i came to think on something earlier that day...something very funny obviously. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:01 am |
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I have experienced Déjà vu ....
I had the same thought Cougar did. I hope it was good for her too! |
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Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:06 am |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:46 am |
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^I can remember that, but it was long ago. Maybe it's time to do these things again? |
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www.scamwarners.com
I'm always right! - Branwen
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:54 pm |
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Do my eyes, tell me lies a Nurse Nasty in here? |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Dribbler
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 May 2011
Posts: 24
Location: Blighty
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:03 pm |
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You're my hero for that one.
Okay, my random fact. While Arsenal man, Martin Keown, was a footballer in training (He did this at Arsenal before moving to Aston Villa for his first professional season..later going back to Arsenal)...he kipped at my grandparents house in North London. |
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The only way to stay sane is to go full retard, I know I did. |
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IM_Dumm
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 823
Location: Del Boca Vista Phase 3
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Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:46 pm |
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I have seen the movie "Casino Royale" on three continents. |
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"THEY STILL FEED YOU WITH PLASTIC SPOONS THAT IS WHY YOU SOMETIMES TALK LIKE A BABY." Mr. Yuguda Yuguda
"u are noting but a hee goat fuck dick" Denis Morgan
"...I am still angry tyoing this to you..if you can se my face right now..its contorted because of you.." Bernard Fenendez
"you can as well fuck the hell out" Barr. Peter Ojiko
"Don;t even try to mail me again,just forget about me forever.Even GO AWAY" Abu Tafa
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