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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:32 am |
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I like toast. I fact I'm eating some now. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:34 am |
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I no longer need a hair cut |
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:38 am |
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i am able to wiggle my ears |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:16 am |
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I have to do my best at everything I try, it may be crap or turn out sub standard but it has to be the best I can do |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:50 am |
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I just made a 60% gain on a stock market investment. 7000 euro 2 months ago now worth 11500. |
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Fight My Brute |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:53 am |
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my jaw clicks in 2 places. one side was from a super drunk bicycle stack and the other side was from a punch(im ok he only hit me with the first one when i was not looking)
I can be very dry with my sense of humour which doesnt always come across as it should. |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:27 am |
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My cat is evil. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:31 am |
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^ Aren't they all?
Star A Star wrote: |
I have to do my best at everything I try, it may be crap or turn out sub standard but it has to be the best I can do |
Same here. I really have to be careful with that... I might just keep working on something till 3:00 AM when stopping at 8 or 9 PM would've produced a 'sufficient' result
My 'random' fact: I procrastinate... lots |
_________________ x4
Oke: Todger club entry submission + (Co-bait with Albator) |
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friday3
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:58 am |
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In a few days this will be my 8th wedding aniversary and my first wedding aniversary spent in the same country as a previous one. |
_________________ The above text is the sole intellectual property of friday3. Reproduction without the expressed permission of Friday3 is a breach of copyright punishable be a fine of up to $50 000 (payable by check) and/or 5 years jail.
"Hubbard is a "crackpot" and of "doubtful mental background." - From FBI files concerning L, Ron Hubbard
Mods have a wonderful sense of humor; you just aren't funny
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:02 am |
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*I have something in common with Irishemigrant......I am 75% deaf in both ears.
* My most common word...........pardon. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:12 am |
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Edit 2 ^^^ This year will be my 20th wedding anniversary and the first not to be spent in the same country
I once thought I was indicisive, but I couldn't make up my mind
My wife cuts my hair
Edit 1 (see how post conservative I can be sometimes )
vvv Master of Puppets
I didn't think that was random enough, besides, you can hardly call it random when it happens so often |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph.
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:14 am |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Posted:
Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:15 am |
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^and mine, that's my wife not yours |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:20 am |
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I can lick my own eyebrows.
Form an orderly queue, girls. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:44 am |
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I failed my practical driving test 4 times. |
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x 7 x2
Fake Cheques: $150,000
"May God bless you? Happy exams in advance Thanks," Mr. Herbert Horsey
Click here to support 419Eater.com |
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Badger Grylls
Chemically Abused
Joined: 26 Mar 2009
Posts: 395
Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:48 am |
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I passed my car test 1st time
Passed my bike test First time
Im really shit at baiting
I seem to be turning into a post whore |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Posted:
Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:54 am |
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I was the president of the Fantasy Role Playing Games Society at university. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:09 am |
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I own 3 pairs of Simpsons related boxer shorts, one pair was given me by a pensioner I was sharing a log cabin with. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:26 am |
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Talking of ear problems.
I have bilateral tinnitus that's caused by a neck/jaw disorder. I can change the tone of the musical whistling by moving my head.
When I told the professor of audiology I was seeing this, he said it was impossible. They gave me a special MRI scan that showed brain activity and asked me to change the tone by moving my head (hard to do as it was being held still by the collar they strapped me into to keep my head still for the scan. ).
Sure enough it showed the area of the brain that responds to these signals registering this. They could also see the cause of the problem, but a few attempts at surgery on my neck have not helped as they can't get close to problem without taking big risks.
I can't play any recognisable songs though, it just noise. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Posted:
Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:31 am |
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oo Ears, I had mine put back 2 years ago!
also, I've no willy
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:03 pm |
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^^^
I'm sure a lot of you have wondered about Lovey. He is the most wonderful man that you would ever want to meet. We can't do enough for one another and that is what makes it work. My heart goes pitter-patter when he pulls in the drive way and has for 31 years. I act the same here as I do in real life and he has no problem with me having all these boyfriends.
Plus, he's hot!
Edit: We have a beautiful daughter, great son-in-law and two grandsons. |
_________________
x? x?
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:21 pm |
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I have just broken one of my New Years resolutions
@ Spudz
Eoin McLove - swoon
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:47 pm |
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Ahh Giant teabags and cake jumpers,
The quaintness of the Emerald Isle |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:55 pm |
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I can do large multiplication/division problems in my head. Basically most day to day math problems people ordinarily use a calculator for, I do in my head. For example:
Girlfriend: "Honey, the bar tab is $39.90, how much is 20% for the tip?"
Me: "$7.98 but just round it off to $8." |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Posted:
Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:08 pm |
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I like Cuban cigars! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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