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419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

I think he's gone to bed now. He's stopped replying to me...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Posts: 8

I got the same reply from him too, gonna wait for my mentor before I go in on this one as I am a noob to this and dont want to ruin it Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:56 am

Proof that Lads dont read their mail

Quote:

Hey Clifford

Just you try to get anywhere near me you fucking amateur!!!!

Lots of assholes have tried to waste ole Andy, and let me tell you Cliff the cemetary is full of them.

You dont have the firepower to get close to me .

You are a rank noob .

But if you feel really brave stop fucking that goat and come visit me!!!!!!!

Andy

The Retard sent back his standard reply Evil or Very Mad

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

He's stopped talking to me Mad

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:26 am

lareneg wrote:

He's stopped talking to me Mad

I cant understand why???

You are a most willing victim. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

I sent him another email saying how scared I was and didn't wnat to leave the house, and asking what he wanted.

Maybe he just doesn't like me? I can't think why... Laughing

Or maybe he's read Harry Potter and is more intelligent thann your average lad and made the connection with residing in ...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:39 am

not the Harry Potter Modality Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Badger Grylls wrote:

not the Harry Potter Modality Laughing

I asked him whether or put him up to it. Or whether he'd been in contact with . Lads don't usually twig at that Laughing

.

I guess I'll have to start from another character...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:58 am

Nice work

Ive gone for a more boring name Im afraid, my character is just plain old Andy McNab Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

Badger Grylls wrote:

Nice work

Ive gone for a more boring name Im afraid, my character is just plain old Andy McNab Twisted Evil

I briefly considered trying him with but if he didn't fall for then there isn't much hope, I guess...

I just went for a plain old name too. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:45 pm

this guy isn't as quick to reply as others. oh well.

I finally received his first scripted reply, so I sent this back to him.

sir

thank you for your reply. your message is understood but i would like to make an offer to you, I will give you $10,000 if you give me the name of the person who hired you.

jack

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:13 pm

I was away over the weekend but came back to his reply, his standard 2nd email reply. I guess this fool only has two script emails.. I've started asking him how the tape will be sent to me (I may demand a CD or a DVD), we'll see how it goes. Doesn't seem like he has much patience for us, though...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:16 pm

Holy fast reply!!! He wrote back to me literally less than a minute later!!!

Quote:

LISTING YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRIED ABOUT THE TAPE OK YOU SEND THE MONEY AND I DELIVERD THE TAPE TO YOU BECOUSE I AM JUST VERY CLOSE TO YOU NOW SO YOU HAVE TO GO AND SEND THE MONEY NOW

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:20 pm

Quote:

LISTING YOU MUST BE STUPID AND IDIOT LIKE YOU DID YOU THINK I AM PALYING WITH YOU? IF YOU FAIL TO SEND THIS MONEY TODAY I MUST MAKE SHURE I TAKE YOUR LIFE SOON

Heh.

Too bad he didn't tell my character how to send the money... Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:24 pm

Seriously, this lad has all the brain power of a gnat. All I want is for him to mention, JUST ONCE, that I have to go to Western Union or Money Gram. But the doofus can't figure that out. I'm having fun watching him twist, tho! Laughing

Gnat-brained hitman:

Quote:

LISTING MADAM DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE VERY STUPID? WELL IF YOU DONT SEND THE MONEY TODAY WITH THE INFORMATION HA HA I MOST TAKE YOUR LIFE AND YOUR SON LIFE YOU IDIOT

Me:

Quote:

No, YOU are very stupid! I"m trying to tell you that I'll send you the money, I've got it right here ready to send, but you haven't explained to me how to send it! You said to go into my bank to send it, but all you gave me was a name and some "test question", which won't work because a bank will need an account number in another bank to send money to. So then I asked you if I should mail it to you, but you didn't give me an address to mail it to! So how the f*ck am I supposed to send you the f*cking money, you low-life goat-f*cking pus-spewing boil on the ass of humanity?

If you don't understand what I'm asking, ask your pig-f*cking cockroach egent in London how I'm supposed to send him the money. Hopefully your tiny pea-brain can figure this out. I'm starting to not even be afraid of you, because you are obviously stupid and lazy, and wouldn't be able to kill a slug crawling inside your slimy asshole. You motherf*cking moron.

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

He's suddenly had new life breathed into him! He's replied to both my characters.

However, he's refusing to explain what Western Union is or how to use it. Thus, we're struggling.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:49 pm

If this lad can't even figure out how to tell his vics how to send him money, something tells me he has never actually received a payment. I almost feel like I'm wasting my time with this lad, because he isn't intellectually capable of successfully pulling off a scam! But I can't abandon him because he's just so damn stupid it's funny.

Plus, I'm archiving his responses about killing my son, to throw at lad huggers in future ethics threads. Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:14 pm

I sent him a payment via Western Onion Twisted Evil

His reply?

Quote:

from Cliford Orji <[email protected]>
reply-to [email protected]
to [email protected]>
date 6 April 2009 20:04
subject Re: Help!
Signed by yahoo.co.uk

My friend the money you send through western union is on hold why? contact the western union and get back to me immediately or are you playing with me?

Not sure what his reply will be tomorrow after another wasted journey to WU! Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:26 pm

Blimey, I got a reply within minutes;

Quote:

from Cliford Orji <[email protected]>
reply-to [email protected]
to [email protected]
date 6 April 2009 22:19
subject Re: Help!
Signed by yahoo.co.uk

SO YOU THINK YOU ARE VERY SMART MR MAN BUT YOU DONT KNOW I AM VERY SMARTA THAT YOU SO YOU WANT TO SET ME UP THAT IS WHY YOU DONT WANT THEM TO RELISE THE MONEY TO ME SO HOW MUCHDID YOU SEND THERE I WANT TO KNOW NOW SO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW AND GET BACK TO ME VERY FAST.

What?

Hmmm, I wish I was as "SMARTA" as him!

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:28 pm

Meh.. The only advantage of that would be to be able to read ladspeak like you read your morning paper...
The downside of having his intelligence would probably be that you'd be running all over the country picking up Allstar Shipping packages...

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:56 pm

This lad is keen, just in;

Quote:

LISTING IF I GO BACK AND DISCOVERD ANY PROBLEM DERE I WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH YOU OK SO I HAVE TO CALL MY BANK TO VERIFY THE FUND AND TRACK IT DOWN NOW OR TOMORROW SO IF I PICK UP THE MONEY I WILL SEND TO YOU THE INFORMATION OF THAT PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD OK SO BE ESPECTING MY RESPOND ANY TIME I PICK UP THE MONEY.

I feel exhausted just reading his replies

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:00 pm

You guys must be takin up all his time.

i havn't had a reply yet.

i'm scared, oh wait theres a man on a goat outside.

aaaaaaaararrrrrrrggggghghhhhhh

Yep he got me

419Eater is my life Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 299

I really pissed him off now by calling him Clifford The Big Red Dog. He was very very unamused... Maybe he thought I was calling him a female dog (bitch)?

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:11 pm

Well... this is just dandy . Cachuma...don't 'sugar coat' it, why don't you just come out and tell us how you really feel? Rolling Eyes

I tend to agree with you's guy's about the lack of mental capability - honestly, if this guy was any dumber.. you'd have to water him.

Anyways.. I'm glad your pleased with my new friend. Just don't wear him out.. I wanna have another round with him too!

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:11 pm

This lad is too dumb for words.

Brainless Dimwit Hitman:

Quote:

WELL WELL WELL WELL I AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOUR MAIL BUT JUST HAVE IT IN YOUR MIND THAT YOU ARE JUST HAVING ONLY TWO DAYS TO SPEND IN YOUR LIF FROM TODAY OK

Me:

Quote:

What the HELL is wrong with you? Do you not speak English? Do you even HAVE a brain??

I WILL SEND YOU THE MONEY, you utter complete f*cking moron, but YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW!!!!! Can you please pull your tiny little head out of your rancid asshole and TELL ME HOW TO SEND IT TO YOU???

I've got the money right here, f*cktard, ready to send to you. TELL ME HOW TO SEND IT TO YOU!

I'll repeat, in case you really are retarded: TELL ME HOW TO SEND IT TO YOU!

Get it? TELL ME HOW TO SEND IT TO YOU!

Have I gotten through to you yet?

I'm beginning to realize that we will never get to any of the payment-delaying modalities, because he's too retarded to even figure out the BASICS of scamming, much less picking up a payment!

But at least I'm having fun doling out insults. I'm having a frustrating day in RL, so it's good to have an outlet. These are all the things I'd LIKE to be saying to some of the dimwits I work with...but can't without risking the unemployment lines. Wink

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