Atlantis Bait - *** JACKSON POWELL / DICKBOI'S FOLLY***

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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:31 pm

I thought I'd stir the pot a bit. Dicky's last email (as distinct from chat) was above my Cammy letter:

Quote:

From your daughter Captain. Obviously she is in no good mood. I think I have played my part right. You really have to talk to her so she could be calm. Obviously, again, she is holding the past against you. You don't expect me to try to pacify her do you?
Richard Head

Just now I sent this:

Quote:

Mr Head,
It's a bit pointless now - it seems that Jay and I are on our way home. Our Ghanaian visas have been revoked. I guess I can explain things to Cammy myself.
Please apologise to Dr Oguns, David Conti and Francis Obaseki on my behalf; and also to the four guys you hired.
Send me details of your expenses so that I can see about reimbursing you.
Malcolm Reynolds

Let's see if we get another insult...

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

This was such a fantastic effort of baiting.

Ninastian I know he has been your pet for two years. I hope things can be fixed.

I got a couple of pitiful replies from David but nothing to exciting. Rolling Eyes

David wrote:

Thanks for fooling me Bluths. What a great teamwork! You can as well post this on 419eater forum. Cheers!

David wrote:

Dramaqueen as Morgan. Nice play...

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:08 pm

BluthBanana's lad David wrote:

F*CK OFF TIMEWASTERS!!!

I love their moral high ground. Don't you just want to punch him in the face for getting angry at you for reverse scamming him... You really should thank him for this compliment he gave you.

The best part is that he knew about us and still fell for it. 100% Pure mugu gold. Top stuff!

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

I know we are on post-mortems now but just a thought couldnt we have another forum behind a login and minium post count where we can have threads like this? Basically working on the principle that new members can't view them?

To the guys who did this bait: sorry its happened Sad

it was a fantastic bait

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

One word:

Ted.

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:38 pm

^^^ Not necessarily this time, TS.

From the a recent chat:

lad wrote:

Here is my mobile number in Accra.
+233 27 908 XXXX

Masked, yes. However, someone may have tipped him off to check out Eater. Confused

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:13 pm

Sad that he found out. Sad

I feel like Nasty, top stuff! bow_down

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Who is Ted?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:01 pm

^^@Jay Leno, my question too.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:06 pm

Ted is a name we should all use, so lads can't find their name if google. Wink

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:14 pm

Oh, Duh. I remember reading that in the leet versus mask versus ted thread.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:18 pm

Just wanted to bump this thread too. So dickboi and associates could find it easier. Very Happy

dickboi: Mwah! Mwah! Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Hi Clove!!

Hi Chozan!!

Hi Roslyn!!!

Hi Sky!!

Hi Batt!!!!

Hi all the lads from the cybergutter - isn't he just the biggest fool EVER?!?!???

Bet you can't wait to see the book and the film...? Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:37 pm

@Ninastian: I did donate my 419Eater salary for the duration so you guys could continue this bait, but as we agreed I'll be expecting my cut of the royalties from the film and books. You have a PM.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:44 pm

bohigal wrote:

@Ninastian: I did donate my 419Eater salary for the duration

Yes, bohigal, if only the stupid lads knew how much we get paid to fuck them over. They would start baiting each other! Laughing

What mugus they are! Wink

I am sorry. I am keeping my salary. It's the only honest work I do and all. And it helps pay my Skype bill Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:08 pm

Say, where can I apply for a salary? What forms need I fill out, do I need to get myself a barrister for that?

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

I've just had a TERRIBLE thought... Shocked

Who is going to raise the lost continent of Atlantis now?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:28 pm

Nobody, Ninastian. Sad

Only Dickboi is stupid enough to believe that someone would want to try such a stunt.

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:36 pm

It is a known fact that there are no magas left in the world. Only Eaters. Cool

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:03 am

so what do I do with the 2 cwt of popcorn I had brought in

yeah come on what was in that Russian note

419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'll PM Paraguay and ask him what he wrote.

BTW it was:

Quote:

Делай как я скажу, или ты пожалеешь! У меня есть крутые братки, и ты это знаешь! Казни уважуху и встань смирно!
Я тот самый человек, получивший задание забрать из Посольства крупную сумму денег. Но дело задерживается. Мне надо поговорить с "Генералом". Немедленно. Я обязан переговорить с ним. Это жизненноважное дело. Я готов заплатить любую сумму, чтобы войти в здание - деньги это не проблема. Называй любую цену!
Если я не могу встретиться с Генералом лично, передай ему эту записку:
Сообщение от Великочлена: Возникла задержка по крайней мере в три дня, до тех пора мы выполним, что хотели. Всё стоит наготове. Моя нора готова по Вашему требованию. Нора большая и ждёт Вас, Генерал. Но она влажновата, поэтому надо предохраняться. Надо всем заняться к вечеру, потому что только в темноте её можно наполнить по полной программе.

Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 5:09 pm

There is going to be an audio tribute to Dickboi on Dan's radio show. Tune in now at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc to listen in, or check back later to catch the podcast! Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

Just finished reading the whole thing, and I have to say you guys are doing amazing work here Smile

Keep it up and congrats on a job well done! bow_down

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Being of Ukrainian Decent, I have translated that note for you

I got my Dad who is fluent in Russian/Ukrainian to check it for me

it said:

Quote:

Do as I say, or do you regret! I have a steep Bratkov, and you know that! Executions uvazhuhu Arise and attention!
I am the same man who received the job from the embassy to collect a large sum of money. But the matter is delayed. I need to talk to the "Generals". Immediately. I am obliged to talk to him. This is a vital matter. I am ready to pay any amount to enter the building - the money is not the problem. Call any price!
If I can not meet with the generals personally, give him this note:
Note from Velikochlena: There was a delay of at least three days, until it is time we do, that they wanted. Everything is ready. My couch is ready for your request. Nora large and is waiting for you, General. But it vlazhnovata, therefore, must be protected. We must all engage in the evening, because only in the dark it can be filled in full.

(This is a literal translation)

I guess he asked the Russians for some bum fun

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Sep 2008 Posts: 66

If you are still puzzled with this note: I've got a text from Ninastian for translation and did my best without adding or changing anything. It says

Quote:

You must do as I say, or you will regret it my friend. I have some very powerful and dangerous friends, you know. Show me respect, and be very afraid.

"I am the person who has been authorised to collect a large sum of money from the Embassy. But there has been a delay. Let me speak to the man they call The General. I must talk to him here and now. It is urgent. This is a matter of life and death. I am prepared to pay you money to get an access pass to the building - that will not be a problem. Just name your price.

If I cannot meet The General face to face right now, you must pass him this message:

Message from big dick boy: there has been a delay of at least three days before we can do our business together. Everything is ready. I have been preparing my hole for you as requested. My hole is large and welcoming, General. But it is also moist so we must take the agreed precautions. We must do our business late in the afternoon, because I can only allow my hole to be filled under cover of darkness.

(Jay leno, you can check out some slang words, that your dad missed)
But as dickboi found out what's going on before visiting the embassy (as he tells in his chat), there is no real importance to this note.

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