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Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

We all make up some good excuses to the lads but this one from my lad must have taken a while for her/him to think of.

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Hello Dear, howcome you were stabbed by a Lunatic , where did you met and why ?Its sounds somehow to me. I am having little problem with my sister, can you beleive her husband want to have sex with me? Now i have left the apartment for a friends house. Her name is Sule. Honey i nee an apartment, want to be on my own till you can be able to come and meet me here in Ghana or we plan my coming over to you.

Now to get an apartment, i will need $1,500 for a selfcontain, and No money with me. am urgently in need of it.You can send what ever you want to send to :

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:18 am

That one's just not thinking. She can either charge him for sex, or blackmail him into payment by threatening to tell her sister. Everyone wins!

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:39 am

Do you have a photo of her?

If not, get her to send you one. No matter how good she looks say you find it hard to believe he would try it on with her.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I have a few photo's(probably lifted)

I have had her since about March last year

I dont know what happened to her trunk box full of cash but now she is talking money for a unit for herself. if my character moves in and they break up he may be able to take half the house and custody of the kids. oh and my character was just stabbed in the buttocks by a lunatic for being too rich.

Its just like a real online relationship. (not that i would know)
they have had their highs and their lows.