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JethroTull
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Feb 2009
Posts: 1
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Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:22 am |
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Ive been reading this site for a while, and I think its hilarious. Especially how you can convince these conmen into doing stupid stuff, like reading 9 hours worth of novel and not getting paid. Anyways I decided to give it a try. So I got there message asking for a god fearing christian to help them (you came to the wrong place), I barely read the email but the just of it is that she (probably he) has cancer and 5 months to live (looks like they'll die before I get any of that promised money, lol). Anyways I though Id play into the story alittle, I (jethro Tull) said Im from the canadian NRA, not the national rifle association, but the national research association of canada. I told him/her that in canada there are laws against donating money towards stem cell research and genetic engineering, and it just so happens our company specializes in stem cell research and genetic engineering (both big no no's by the church). We also seem to be looking for cancer victims in africa for photo shoots. We pay 3000$ per set.
Lets hope he bites!
So any suggestions? So what are some good 419eaters payment delay tactics? Im hoping in the end to get this guy to pull off some strange trophy poses. Also just wondering, are many scammers wise to baiting yet? |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:25 am |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:48 am |
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Getting into a medical discourse with a Lad over a fake dying character is fun.
Ask if she has phosphoticular necrosis of the upper mandible - otherwise you can offer a cure, but will need a young relative of similar genetic make up. It would mean taking the life of the relative but with her cash that should be easy to arrange.
Tell them you can give detailed instructions for the surgeon to follow by e-mail and if he sets up a live chat you will actually guide him along during the operation.
I'd start with keyhole surgery somewhere very close to the nether regions using a long cane with a scalpel on the end. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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